American natural disaster

When I came back, I pretended to be a law-abiding citizen, bought my ticket normally, and got on the plane. There was actually a toilet on the plane.

I haven’t flown in decades, and there is a toilet. If I had known this, I shouldn’t have looked for a special plane that day.

Where does this thing's feces and urine go? Will it accidentally spill in the sky?

I haven’t heard of anyone being hit by shit flying from the sky while walking. Is this thing very reliable?

I found that the current flight experience is actually good, and there are also specially assigned service ladies. The ladies are gentle and considerate. Although they are very impatient in their hearts and want to tear you into eighteen pieces, they still have to show that I am patient and gentle. look like.

"Look, look, the United States has fallen into this state now, hey~~~, the aircraft carrier has been sunk, and the military doesn't know what happened, these idiots"

The young man sitting next to me was holding a newspaper and spewing curse words, oh no, I am Jacky Cheung now, I am only 40 years old, younger than this guy, he looks to be in his seventies or eighties, I have to call this guy an old man.

Suddenly becoming young, I have to adapt to many things. Now I just pretend that I am still very young, but in fact my soul is still that bad old man.

Maybe I should look more often at those beautiful little girls, no, girls.

Why does this old man keep handing newspapers in front of me? I didn't do the SHIELD thing to blow up the ship.

It's over. From the airport to the plane, I kept broadcasting, covering up all the movements I made. Damn it, I took the risk of getting lost and finally went out for a swim, but I didn't catch any waves. , am I too kind?

If there weren't too few people on this plane, there would be no chance of a mid-air flip. Let you know that I'm not someone to be trifled with either.

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I deleted the English and pretended that I was a newly arrived Chinese and didn’t understand what he was saying.

I won’t go back to Taoyuan Town for the time being. It seems that the case I did hasn’t scared them yet. What should I do? I’m scratching my head.

Hey, the familiar feeling is gone. Oh, yes, it turns out that I have hair on my head. Alas, I still miss the feeling when I was bald. I have to wash my hair again this time. I’m worried.

I'd better go live in Laowang Town.

I looked out the window and saw white clouds. You said, if I pretend to hijack the plane, Superman will not show up.

No, no, no, I can't do it myself.

If I call someone to hijack a plane, will Superman show up? That guy is a living Bodhisattva who saves people and lives. He has ears for wind and clairvoyance. A crashed plane will definitely lead him here.

This is very maneuverable

I inspected the passengers on the plane and looked for suitable candidates for the job.

Ok

No one has a gun

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Isn’t this country m?

There are one or two hundred people on a plane, and no one has a robbery gun.

How could their business philosophy be such that there is no place to go, no place to run, no place to jump out of the car, it is the perfect place for robbery.

Are they all rich people?

Ok

The income is actually pretty good.

Bad reviews are actually not crazy

No big deal can be done.

The white clouds no longer looked like marshmallows at this moment, but rather like balls of disgusting spider silk.

A golden spider mother crawled on it, making people want to grab it, press its plump buttocks, and press it hard.

Pia chirped, and red and green spurts came out.

Hey spiders don't crawl like you, where are your eight legs?

Wait, this is not a female spider

I shook my head. Did someone hack me?

I did a self-examination and found no, and my brain didn’t admit it, so

Lying grass

Superman

A flying superman

Lying grass

opportunity slipped away

You should fly faster on this crappy airplane.

The fat man who arrived at the mouth flew away

I asked the captain to speed up the plane, but I couldn't catch up with the superman until we reached the terminal.

Also, if a superman can catch up with a passenger plane, he would not be called a superman, but a master. It would be useless to capture him.

But, where did she fly to?

In order not to stop her rudely, I only had time to read some basic information about it.

The woman's name is Carol. I seem to have heard of this name somewhere.

Isn't it Clark? Is this woman his wife?

No, no, Clark is an ordinary earthling. He cannot become a superman after enduring a little rain and dew. If things were so easy to handle, then the entire universe would be a superman.

Maybe this superwoman is his daughter.

Carol and Clark have similar pronunciations. Maybe it should be transliterated and called Kra'er. Clark's daughter is simply called Kra'er. This is the rude naming method used by people in country M, which leaves the Chinese speechless.

I looked at the sky outside the airport and couldn't see any more Superman.

That's all, as long as you have it, there will always be a chance. When I develop a signal amplifier with my super power in the future, I can knock you off if you fly over my head.

Carol finally came to this place.

If everything Fury said was true, then this town was really a strange place.

Freeborn wondered if there was a Skrull controlling the humans here, or if this was simply a Skrull escape base.

But she knew that the Skrulls were not that magical. They could make someone see an illusion, but they could not make many people see the same illusion at the same time.

She had already read the information about everything that happened in SHIELD, and coupled with Fury's narration, she was almost certain that this was not something the Skrulls could do.

But this was just her judgment. In fact, she felt that she still had to come and see with her own eyes.

This is an ordinary town

Ok

Maybe it's a little different. There are many peach trees and the flowers are blooming beautifully.

She has loved flying since she was a child, and has almost never had any girlish feelings, so to her, these beautiful scenery are not as good as the big stone with words engraved on it at the entrance of the town.

There were Chinese characters carved on the stone, but she couldn't understand it now.

She tried to walk over the stones and entered the town. She looked back and saw that she could already understand the three characters "Taoyuan Town" on it.

The amazing thing, she was sure, was that she had never learned Chinese as a language. When she was in school, she heard her classmates say that this language was extremely difficult to learn.

But just a moment ago, she was implanted with a language or perhaps multiple languages, but she couldn't verify them one by one.

She stepped back and saw no one around. She quickly flew high into the sky and looked down at the entire Taoyuan Town. However, no matter how she scanned, she could not find anything unusual here or sense anyone showing up to her. There was no hostility or malice, nor was there a soul-like cry for help.

There aren't any Skrulls here

There was no trace of the Skrulls either.

Except that some residents are much stronger than normal people, but looking at the universe, this strength is really nothing. It can only be regarded as just stepping into that threshold.

This town is very clean.

After leaving the township, her Chinese language ability was eliminated again.

She observed for a while, but couldn't find any more clues, so she simply left here.

The reason is because she has no way to resist the town's brain invasion. The moment she stepped into the town, she had already activated all her defenses, but she was still inexplicably implanted.

What Fury said was true. If the owner of this place wanted to deal with her, she might not be able to leave this place.

She knows her abilities. If she is controlled by someone, if that person wants to cause trouble, it will be a disaster for the entire world, and even the entire universe.