American natural disaster

what?

Is the missile crisis resolved?

I do not believe!

Things that even gods like me can't do, can these bastards do it?

I do not believe! Get out! Don't lose your moral integrity just to make an old man like me happy! Am I so easy to deceive?

Do you believe everything posted on the plaster forum? You have never seen a real case of telecom fraud, pyramid scheme, brainwashing and disownment.

Huh? Cheng Wanli?

I seem to have seen this name somewhere...

Alas, people are old and no longer useful. Let me see who he is from the minds of other dogs...

Oh~~~ It turned out that he was the top student in the village. He went out to hang out. No wonder he spoke so eloquently. After seeing the colorful world for a few times, he couldn't figure it out. Young man, the world is not as simple as you think. The old man eats more dogs than you eat pigs. You can tell this is fake news at a glance.

Ignore it. People who understand will know at a glance that it is fake news to make the old man happy.

Remember m in a second.

Eat a piece of spicy Zhenjun No. 1 to replenish energy consumption. Banner is a good man. He knows that my old man eats soft food and not hard food, so he prepared many high-energy foods with different flavors for me. This is really good for the old man.

"Come on, young man, have a piece, thank you for your hard work."

Peter took the high-energy food No. 1 from the town army with his eyes and movements, which was only available to genetic enhancers in the town.

He is doing adaptive training. Before genetic enhancement, training the body to a certain level will be better for subsequent development. No one knows this better than me.

Since it was a test, I had to cheat and push all his abilities to the limit. The reason was that he was rapidly improving his physical fitness at a rapid pace.

I'm going to make Clark. His name is Pete. Can this be turned into a song?

In fact, I am very obsessed with how to become a poet. Aren’t they written in many historical novels about what a talented person can do for free?

Modifying a girl's opinion of him is not his real skill.

"Okay, continue."

Peter worked very hard, and his physical fitness was growing at a speed that was visible to the naked eye. He had already had a premonition of what I was going to do to him. Just like what is written in traditional martial arts novels, he met the grandfather under the cliff.

Ignore that I'm wearing slippers and a pair of flowery pants.

"Dad Tao, I, I also want to shave my head..."

"Get out! No!"

I want to try Super Saiyan on you, but you said you want to shave your head? What is the name of a bald Saiyan without blond hair? Krillin? Magic Flute?

My bald head is to better expand my superpowers. One day I will have an antenna on my head. Will you insert some steel bars to imitate it? Don't worship blindly.

At his speed, it would take another three hours to reach my ideal pre-transformation state. It took a total of five hours, which is a bit long. It is a bit difficult to use FOR to cycle the troops...

On the other hand, if Vegeta can create a group of people with basic qualities, then it will become possible to launch an army. I am still looking forward to his performance. After all, the person with this name is a prince. I gave him this nickname, which shows that I have great expectations for him.

Let’s leave it like this for now. How can the path to becoming a god be written in more than 200,000 words? Aren’t they all hundreds of words of bitter tears?

As hard as I am, I actually became a coach, alas...

"Okay, now run five thousand meters. The faster, the better!"

But this is good, as it prevents me from having nothing to do and doing something inexplicable.

A group of reporters came to the town. They were recruited by Xie... Sherrit... Xie Rick. A small gift package that changed his appearance and restored his youth forced him to do something big.

Will this make me appear to be a God who is vain and immature and immature?

He also recruited a washed-up old star. Well... he was a great man. He had been doing charity work for most of his life. He had no children and could not even find a willing husband.

Uh... Actually, she had a husband when she was young, but her career was too wasteful and scared her away.

It's a pity that she didn't understand the difference between Chinese education and American education, otherwise she wouldn't have ended up like this in old age.

I have verified this in Taoyuan Town. It is not an issue of race, but an issue of education methods.

The Chinese ancestors left behind many good things, but first they had to learn the language.

about to die?

Still want to do it again?

convinced.

This is just a small thing. In view of your good deeds in life, I will give you a big gift package... Stop! Well, it would be better to leave this matter to Sherrick. God needs a sense of superiority. I found this guy to be a great addition to my profile and influence. Kudos to Billy for finding the right person.

For the sake of class, this time I added elf and angel special effects to these small gift bags. The children even cried! Then...yes, she is a kind person, add a permanent angel halo to her, foreigners love this, this is a living and walking advertisement! Even adults will like crying this time! But if you don't work hard in life, you really won't get this. After all, there aren't many people like her.

Angel Halo is easy, just treat her as a host. As long as someone comes within range, they can modify their visual system, which is similar to the beauty special effects of Douyin in the previous life.

To say it's a halo, it has to have some kind of special effect, right? … Let’s add the ability to cure the diseases of people within 300 meters of the surrounding area. Of course, it needs to be cured slowly, not as fast as me, a god, otherwise you won’t be able to set off me. Well, it’s enough to cover her orphanage and solve her biggest headache. The problem. In other words, if we leave a few beds in the orphanage empty, those rich people who are seriously ill will wave their banknotes and give her money. In the future, she won't have to beg her grandparents to sue her grandma. I have to give her some hints.

Uh, by the way, she has to be given a superpower, which is to see whether other people's illnesses are better. Well, the remote process injects a self-test thread and provides a test report from the client, so that she can see their heads floating The report came out, Perfook 250 years old.

However, people’s hearts are unpredictable, so let’s add a Gene Enhancement 1 to her. This should be enough to protect herself. After all, Captain America can fight Thanos a few times, which is enough to deal with ordinary Americans or firearms with sophisticated brain circuits. . Speaking of which, she needs to be given a superpower, to block someone, stop bullying them and treat them for free, right? If I am a bit more evil, can I reverse-treat the people on the blacklist? Forget it, forget it, it would be bad if another zombie virus comes out.

This halo is so fun, why didn’t you think of it before? The only drawback now is that the camera can’t capture it! Sigh...it's not easy to be a god.

It would be great if there were reality gems, which could be perfectly realized. It feels like that thing is a printer. If I have a chance, I can get it and take a closer look at its program. Maybe it is the printer driver.

Hey, but they think this is more noble? Is this magic?

Okay, it’s obviously the special effects of Douyin that forced you to imagine it as a magic trick. Old man, I’m so shy...

Something that I already thought was ordinary meat floss seemed not to be so in their eyes.

When it comes to pork floss, I want to eat tofu. Can someone bring me a fast food? Your peach daddy is hungry.

Tofu must be sweet to be delicious. If life were all sweet, how beautiful it would be. Even the salty and spicy people would be burned to death!

The name "Daddy Tao" is so low-key. I don't like it. I have to think of some domineering nickname.

Decepticon... No, the name just looks like a villain.

Megatron...it's a nice name, but it sounds like something a preschooler would use to play house.

Both of these names contain the word "天", which sounds like they belong to the Long Aotian series.

Long Aotian...this name seems good.

Huh?

Where is my name?

Why is my real name gone again?

What the hell!

What's wrong with this dog's brain? The address of this character's attribute is not a temporary address. I always use it. Look, now the name is gone again, only shit!

I remember it was called Tao?

Tao Aotian? Tao Fu Nao? …

I have to burn Zhang Ming coins and ask my fellow villagers!

I have to tattoo it on my skin next time... Well, it doesn't seem to work. My monitor seems to have the ability to automatically refresh, and it disappears after a while. Where is the tattoo?

Should I find a beautiful, gentle, and capable secretary to help me remember it?

This is a good idea. Isn't this a mobile USB flash drive? The kind that can be hot-swapped! The kind that prevents file data loss on C drive!

Why didn't I think of this earlier?

"Pete, come here! Dad, I plan to do... one thing. I want to recruit a group of... guards. I named the guards, Peach Fighters. You are now considered level 0, and you have an honorable entry-level name of Peach Spirit, what do you think? Are you happy? What's your expression? Smile!"