Kaguya Azuma of Konoha

The light was getting closer and closer to the planet. Finally, the light entered the stratosphere and atmosphere, and the speed was getting faster and faster.

Passerby A: “Brother, look at what’s in the sky?”

Passerby B: "Ah! My stupid brother, that's a manifestation of the gods."

Passerby A: "Shit, that's a star falling."

Passerby B: "Brother idiot, you didn't realize that the star seems to be falling towards us."

Passerby A: "Fuck, I really hit you, brother, run away."

However, the two of them still took a step slower, and after running a short distance, they were eventually killed by the stream of light.

In the big pit, Kaguya woke up and looked around, then looked at Ah Xin who had passed out next to her. She stood up with difficulty and patted Ah Xin's face. But Ah Xin still didn't wake up.

Kaguya had no choice but to rest in Dakeng for a night to recover her strength. See if you can wake up Axin.

One night passed, Kaguya woke up again, and she wanted to wake up Axin again. Fortunately, she finally woke up Axin this time. Ah Xin stood up unsteadily and asked Kaguya: "Kaguya, where are we? Did we escape? How is your injury?"

Kaguya said: "My injury has healed. We are now on an unknown planet."

"Okay, let's go out first and see if there is anyone on this planet."

After saying that, the two of them left the pit. They walked from morning to afternoon, eating some fruits and barbecue in the middle. During the hunting process, they found that their chakra could not be used. When they tried to forcefully use chakra, their bodies felt like they were being torn apart. Ah Xin is now just an ordinary person with very good physical fitness and will not die.

Kaguya does all the hunting and picking fruits alone, while Axin is responsible for lighting the fire and cooking. The two of them also found a lake and took a bath together in Yuanyang Lake.

Of course, Axin is a decent (clothed) human (crown) king (animal). Just when he wanted to feast his eyes on it, he was noticed by Kaguya because he had no chakra. As soon as he saw the white flowers, he was noticed by Kaguya. Press down into the water. "Axin, you bastard, don't even think about spying on me. I'll let you see enough after we get married."

After hearing this, Axin immediately started to have sex, and nosebleeds flowed out without even realizing it. Kaguya thought that Axin had seen what she was doing, and suddenly became angry, kneeling Axin in the face. Axin's last thought before being stunned by this kneecap was: Kaguya is a white tiger.

When Axin woke up again, Kaguya had already put on her clothes. Axin remembered the last scene she saw before she fell into coma, and her nose felt uncomfortable and a little warm! Thinking that he couldn't defeat Kaguya without using chakra, he secretly said: "Damn Kaguya is so cruel. When I regain my strength, I will make you a good person."

This is what Axin heard in his ears: "Oh! Who are you going to teach how to be a good person?" Axin was immediately frightened when he heard this sentence: "It's okay, Kaguya, you heard it wrong." Kaguya Said: "Humph! I hope so." Then the two started walking. They sat from noon to afternoon. As they walked, they saw someone's house in front of them. They just walked out of the forest and onto the road.

The way was blocked by two people.

Passerby C: "I opened this road."

Passerby: "I planted this tree."

Passerby C: "If you want to live life from now on,"

Passerby: "Leave the money to buy the road."

Kaguya: "???" Axin: "Since when is there still robbery?"

Passerby: "Brother, they don't seem to be afraid of us. They can't be frightened anymore. What should we do?"

Passerby C: "I don't know. Let's test it out first to see if they are good at fighting. If they can't fight, then continue to fight." After saying this, Passerby C threw a shuriken to Axin, and there was a clang. The shuriken was inserted into the trees ten meters away from Axin.

Passerby C said: "Young hero is easy to move, I am ashamed of myself, take the first step." After saying this, he grabbed the passerby and ran away.

Ah Xin complained: "You? You didn't hit me, and you said I was easy to move." When Ah Xin saw the two people trying to escape, he roared and made both of them confused! The two men turned their heads and said, "Young hero, my brother and I just want to make money to buy some food. If we don't harm our lives, you, sir, have enough to let us go."

Ah Xin said: "Do you have money?"

"Yes, yes, do you have any other orders?"

"I have more than fifty kilograms of meat here and I can exchange it with you. How about it."

After the exchange was completed, Ah Xin held a stack of bills. Go to that small town. After entering the small town, people saw Axin and Kaguya shouting monsters. The two of them were feeling strange and looked at each other. I immediately understood what was going on.

Axin and Kaguya have pale skin, and both have white eyes. Axin also has two horns on his forehead. Although Ah Xin and Ah Xin's clothes are a little tattered, anyone with a discerning eye can tell at a glance that their clothes are made of extraordinary materials.

And the people around me have yellow skin, black hair, and shabby clothes. Axin and Kaguya are incompatible with everything around them.

Axin and Kaguya were not in a hurry. They walked around and suddenly saw an outdoor performance. Kaguya said: "Axin, let's go watch the show." Axin said dotingly: "Okay, let's go." Bar."

On the stage, a man wearing a red top, black tights, red and black beanie shoes said: Good evening everyone, I am your national male god. The man next to him in a white tights, blue tights, and blue and white beanie shoes also said: Yes, you are the dream lover of thousands of girls, why should you die? Our brotherly (gay) loving duo will sing a thunderous song for everyone. After saying this, the two of them shook their hands and sang,

Jing Lei, this sky-reaching cultivation base, the sky will collapse and the earth will fall into my Purple Gold Hammer

Zidian said that the Xuanzhen flames and the hanging sword in the nine heavens changed dramatically.

The dark clouds are roaring on the battlefield, and the misty rain is falling.

Since ancient times, I have been passionate and hateful, holding the crescent blade

The world is falling, the mountains and rivers are collapsing, the power is in my hands

Killing immortals and Buddhas, cultivating the magic sword, unsheathing it, my blood is pouring

Ding Tai Chi Ba Gua clear sky all things astrological destiny revealed

Stepping on the Optimus Pillar to kill millions of troops and extinguish the smoke of gunpowder

The Nine Palaces and Eight Diagrams are all in my hands. Everything in the starry sky, mountains and rivers are shaking.

Three souls and seven souls, the power of life and death is under my control, demon roars

Today the tiger talisman is in my hand and all is in my fierce dragon's mouth.

Kill the lieutenant colonel and gain access to billions of things in the world

Laughing at the world of mortals, practicing all your life to become an immortal

You all surrender to this heavenly supernatural power which is the best in the world.

Success and fame, this world is created just for you

Those who do unrighteousness will surely die. In this life, there is only this loyalty.

After Axin and Kaguya heard this, they resisted the urge to beat them to death and left quickly. Kaguya almost made me sick when she talked about what those two people were singing.

Ah Xin said: "Kaguya, it's a civilized term, but it's true that those two people sang a bit too disgustingly. Forget it, let's find a hotel to stay in first."

The two of them finally found a medium-sized hotel and successfully stayed in it. Under Axin's persistence, the two of them got a room with just two beds.