Douluo: My Invincible Luo Sanpao

"Hey, let's not talk about whether or not the martial spirit can be activated. Just seeing your festive face, I suddenly wanted to recite a poem."

"Oh, what kind of poem are you reciting?" Yu Chunlu was stunned for a moment, and then felt a little proud.

"It seems that my jade spring green still has some connotations, and it can actually make people realize the poetry."

Yu Chunlu couldn't help touching her face and thinking.

"Wait a minute, I'll do some research."

Yu Xiaogang replied casually, and then made a contemplative gesture.

"Hey, I have this poem called Wo Chun, I'm stupid"

Yu Xiaogang said.

After listening to Yu Xiaogang's words, Yu Chunlu's eyes suddenly lit up, and she praised: "Second, seconds, you are so impressed since you saw my handsome face, and you named me Yu Chunlu Spring and became famous. This is the point. It’s comfortable, Yu Xiaogang, I find that I like you a little bit.”

"Hahaha, just listen."

Yu Xiaogang laughed three times, then shook his head and read: "I'm stupid

Dark plum blossoms and quiet flowers, I have no culture,

I'm so sad, my IQ is very low,"

"It's so dark that the plum blossoms are smelling in the dark, and the sadness of lying on the branches is low. This poem begins with the fragrance of plum blossoms. Before we see the spring scenery, we smell its fragrance first and feel satisfied olfactoryly. Then it tells us visually that the plum blossoms are full of flowers. Branches. I didn’t expect you to have such literary talent.”

Yu Xiaogang had just uttered the first two lines of the poem, and Yu Chunlu, who was inclined to take the literary route, immediately praised it loudly.

After listening to Yu Chunlu's comments, Yu Xiaogang immediately nodded in satisfaction.

But at this moment, Yu Xiaogang spoke again: "I hear that I am lying in the water, and you want to ask me who I am.

Easy to reach spring green. A big stupid ass. "

"This sentence is written from near to far. The scenery of the shore in the distance gives people a distinct feeling of combining far and near."

Yu Chunlu spoke again.

"The shore is green, I am a donkey,

The shore looks green, I am a donkey,

The shore is as green as green, but I am a stupid donkey. "

"The use of three consecutive words to describe green at the end further illustrates that spring green is full of vitality and different from ordinary green. Seconds are amazing."

Yu Chunlu's face was full of spring breeze, but when he looked at Yu Xiaogang, his eyes were filled with sparkle. He discovered that Yu Xiaogang was actually the confidant he had been looking for for many days.

"Hahaha, this poem needs to be recited many times to understand the beauty of it."

Yu Xiaogang said.

"Oh, is it so"

Yuchun's green eyes lit up, and then she started reciting again and again: "Dark Plum Blossoms, I have no culture,

The branches are filled with sadness and hatred.My IQ is very low.

I hear it lying like water in the distance, and you want to ask me who I am,

Easy to reach spring green.A big stupid ass.

The shore is green, I am a donkey,

The shore looks green, I am a donkey,

The shore looks like a deep green.I'm a stupid donkey.

........

I'm a stupid donkey"

Yu Chunlu was still repeating it over and over again tirelessly, but someone under the ring gradually discovered the "secret"

Suddenly everyone's expressions were filled with excitement, as if they wanted to laugh but didn't dare.

Yu Chunhong obviously figured out the key. He couldn't help but look angry, and then shouted to the injured in the ring: "Brother, stop reading."

"Why? This poem profoundly reflects my strengths. Such a charming poem is really addictive. Brother, although Yu Xiaogang is a bit annoying, his vision is still good, and his literary talent is also good."

Yu Chunlu, however, didn't understand anything yet, and said to Yu Chunhong seriously.

"Oh, you are stupid! He is calling you a stupid ass."

Yu Chunhong was finally defeated by Yu Chunlu's brainlessness.

"What a stupid ass"

Yu Chunlu is not a fool, after Yu Chunhong's reminder, he also found something wrong.

"I have no culture,

I have a low IQ.

to ask who am I,

A big jackass.

I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a stupid donkey... stupid donkey, stupid donkey"

Yu Chunlu read for a long time, but suddenly reacted, and his voice suddenly rose in pitch.

"Ah, Yu Xiaogang, how dare you play tricks on me?"

Yu Chunlu roared angrily.

"Oh, what did I do to you?"

Yu Xiaogang asked with a smile.

"You are calling me a donkey, you are calling me uneducated, you are so abominable."

Yu Chunlu was so angry that he yelled. He originally thought he had found someone who could appreciate his handsomeness, but unexpectedly, he was the target of being played by others. This made Yu Chunlu feel like a betrayal.

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After hearing Yu Chunlu's words, the disciples and the audience who hadn't reacted did so immediately,

Immediately there were bursts of violent laughter.

"Ah hahaha, I'm laughing so hard, Chunlu stupid ass"

"I didn't expect that this Yu Xiaogang is different from the legendary cute guy. He is obviously a slut."

"Hahaha, Sister Lan, I didn't expect that your son would have such a hobby."

A smug look hung on Madam Yu's face, and she looked at Lan Feng with contempt.

"Humph, it's obviously Yu Xiaogang's sharp tongue and smooth tongue who guides my son."

Lan Feng said resentfully.

At the same moment, on the ring, Yu Yuanzhen looked at Yu Xiaogang with satisfaction, and the pride in his eyes slowly rose.

This is his son. Not only is he powerful, he is also good at talking.

I don’t know if that little girl will be cheaper in the future.

And on the stone ladder beside him, Liu Erlong couldn't help but smile in his eyes after hearing Yu Xiaogang and Yu Chunlu's words.

She turned slightly and glanced at Yu Xiaogang, who successfully attracted her attention.

"Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense. When did I scold you? It's obviously you who answered the question. It's not my fault, right?" When everyone had different thoughts, Yu Xiaogang explained with a smile.

"You're such a glib person, why don't I teach you a lesson?"

As she spoke, Yu Chunlu immediately turned her head and glanced at the referee elder and said, "Elder, can we start?"

"Start." Seeing that the two of them were ready, the elder referee immediately announced in a deep voice.

As soon as the referee elder's voice fell, Yu Chunlu grinned grimly, stomped on the sole of his foot, and shot out violently, his figure appeared directly in front of Yu Xiaogang,

I saw his right hand clenched into a fist, and the soul power in his fist surged violently.

"The first soul skill, Qian Yue Long Breaking Fist"

At the same moment, Yu Chunlu let out a soft drink, and the soul ring on her body also flickered slightly.

A huge fist shadow suddenly appeared on Yu Chunlu's fist, and swung it towards Yu Xiaogang with a sound of breaking through the air.

There was a fierce flash in his eyes, as if he saw Yu Xiaogang kneeling with a bruised nose and face, begging for mercy.

His first spirit ring came from an earth-scaled dragon that was more than four hundred years old.

The earth-scale dragon soul beast has always been known for its infinite strength, so the first soul skill that the earth-scale dragon's soul ring gave Yu Chunlu was also a soul skill of great strength.

He believed that Yu Xiaogang couldn't stop his punch.