I am the main god in Konoha

"The art of speaking" Su Duan's eyes lit up. No matter what, as long as you don't let me sit here like an idiot, anything will do.

As soon as he finished speaking, a large paragraph of text appeared in Su Duan's mind.

"Sincere compliments can make the other person feel happy, bring the two parties closer, and eliminate barriers. For a married man, praising his wife is undoubtedly more pleasant than directly praising him himself."

So that's it, Su Duan thought thoughtfully when he saw this. Men are kind of face-saving creatures. No matter what, just praise his wife and that's it.

Thinking of this, Su Duan put down the teacup in his hand and said sincerely: "Dashan, your wife is awesome."

The expression is sincere, the tone is sincere, there is a trace of yearning in the eyes, and there is a trace of regret in the envy, which is paired with a just right shake of the head and a sigh.

This expression was so amazing that Su Duan couldn't help but secretly praise himself. He knew everything about his performance. A score of 100 out of 90 wouldn't be too much.

"Senior Dan, what do you mean by that?" Yuya Oyama also put down the tea cup in his hand, his face seemed a little ugly.

Oops, Oyama Yuya looks a little angry, he shouldn’t be

Su Duan was a little confused, Oyama Yuya shouldn't have this expression, but he soon realized that his words just now seemed to cause a slight ambiguity.

He was not an idiot who didn't understand the world, but because he was eager to open up the topic in the embarrassment, he spoke a little uncontrollably. After realizing this, he quickly adjusted and said to Yuya Oyama with a smile: " I mean you are so lucky to marry such a gentle and beautiful wife like Sachiko."

After hearing Su Duan's explanation, Oyama Yuya's expression softened significantly, and a shy smile appeared on his face: "It is indeed the luckiest thing in my life that I can marry Sachiko."

When Oyama talks about Sachiko, there is clearly a hint of happiness in his eyes.

"If you weren't good enough, how could you marry a better Sachiko Oyama?" Su Duan said with a smile.

Oyama Yuya's face turned red with excitement when he heard this. When had the honest and honest Oyama Yuya ever heard of such a rainbow fart? In addition, Su Duan was a Jonin and his senior, so he was being treated by someone whose status was higher than him. A large number of Su Duan praised him like this, and Oyama Yuya suddenly became dizzy.

The atmosphere suddenly became lively.

Su Duan breathed a sigh of relief. If it works, I'll see what to do next.

"Finding topics of common interest, praising each other, and making the other person feel happy are just a good start. To have a meaningful and congenial conversation, both parties must establish topics of common interest. For married men, smoking and drinking, Playing games, taking care of runaway girls, and discussing where to hide your money are timeless hot topics."

It makes sense, Su Duan's eyes lit up

It seems that Oyama Yuya doesn't like smoking, drinking, and playing games, which is something that the ninja world doesn't have.

Taking care of a lost girl is not someone who cannot understand the situation. This topic is obviously not suitable to be mentioned here.

Then there is only the last one

"Youzai, do you think men have to hide some of their private money after getting married?" After the flattery just now, the relationship between the two quickly became closer, and Su Duan's name for Dashan Yuzai also changed from Dashan to Yuzai.

Oyama Yuya shook his head: "I don't know about others, but after I got married, Sachiko was very good to me, so there was no need to hide private money."

"This can't be done!" Su Duan was shocked when he heard this.

"Youzai, let me tell you, after getting married, whether a man has dignity depends on whether he has private money."

"Although you are experienced in this matter, I still have to give you a little advice, senior. Private money should be hidden when it needs to be."

Oyama Yuya smiled honestly when he heard this: "It's okay, Sachiko manages the household well. Besides, I don't use money very often, so there is no need for this private money."

"Really?" Seeing that Oyama Yuya was really not interested, Su Duan decided to skip this topic.

"Originally, I wanted to recommend some excellent places to hide private money, but since you are so insistent, I won't advise you any more."

"Oh, I wonder what kind of perfect position it is to make money." Sachiko Oyama walked out of the room behind Su Duan with a smile, and then sat next to Yuya Oyama, holding his arm with both hands naturally, looking completely They are a model loving couple.

"Senior Duan, Sachiko also wants to hear it, but I don't know if it's okay."

"This" Su Duan glanced at Oyama Yuya with some embarrassment.

Originally he thought Oyama Yuya was really honest and not interested in hiding private money, but when Oyama Sachiko walked out of the room and clearly heard their conversation, he became a little unsure.

"Senior, it doesn't matter," Yuya Oyama said calmly.

Seeing how calm Yuya Oyama was, Su Duan immediately relaxed. It seemed that Yuya Oyama was indeed an honest middle-aged man, so he smiled and said casually: "There is a crack in the ceiling."

Oyama Yuya's right eyelid twitched unconsciously.

"Plint under the bed."

Oyama Yuya's breathing became heavier in an instant.

“Picture frame mezzanine.”

Oyama Yuya's forehead was covered with fine sweat.

Seeing Yuya Oyama's condition, Su Duan's heart skipped a beat, I won't get into trouble, right?

"Youzai, are you okay?" Su Duan asked tentatively.

Sachiko Oyama looked at Yuya Oyama with a half-smile, "Looking at him sweating so much, it must be a bit hot today."

"Haha Sachiko is right. It's indeed a bit hot today and I'm sweating a little. It's okay." Dashan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a forced smile.

Don't bother me. You're almost crying. You're still fine.

Su Duan finally understood that the location of Yuzai Oyama's private money was probably exposed by him.

I really didn’t realize that Oyama Yuya, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, is actually an acting guy

Tmd I really believed him just now

"Senior Dan, keep talking, Sachiko is listening."

Su Duan looked at Yuya Oyama questioningly.

Oyama Yuya smiled sadly and nodded.

Su Duan knew that he had caused him misery, so he didn't dare to continue talking about tricky positions.

Su Duan thought to himself, how about perfunctory her and just tell her a few mistakes that married men often make when hiding their private money. Judging from the experience of Dashan and others hiding their private money, they will definitely not make these low-level mistakes. .

Thinking of this, Su Duan cleared his throat and said loudly: "Chair cushions, unpopular books, desk drawers, and men's shoe soles."

As Su Duan mentioned each place, Oyama Yuya's face became visibly pale, and by the end his face was pale and his eyes were filled with tears.

After saying that, Su Duan gave Oyama Yuya a cryptic look with great pride, "Brother, I didn't betray you this time, did I?"

Finally, when he looked up, he saw Yuya Oyama's loveless face.

I was right again