The opening of the elves pretends to be the king

"Σ"vomit"

As for it, isn't it just a fruit plate? Why do everyone feel like they want to vomit their stomachs out?

Making a fuss out of a molehill

Huayue retracted her hand. She was really not a coward. The main reason was that chefs were in the service industry. She should restrain her appetite and leave more tasting opportunities to the guests.

My cooking skills are obvious to all, how could I make such disgusting food?

There must be something wrong with their sense of taste.

Well, experiment No. 1 on the squid ink salad fruit platter was a failure.

Huayue had praised the drinks in the Elf World before. In order to get rid of the odor in his mouth, Adek reluctantly took out his collection of potted tea and generously brewed a cup for everyone.

Potted tea is made from tea leaves grown in Huhuan pots.It is said that in order to make this kind of tea, Hu Hua Bonsai needs to be constantly fed a tree fruit called Cha Cha Guo when it is young.

Hu Shuo potted plants are rock spirits and require very little water, and Cha Cha Guo replaces this part of the water requirement.The extreme tea leaves produced under the condition of extreme water shortage exude the aroma of tea that has been accumulated for a long time when it encounters water.

However, although potted tea is good, the yield is not high.

On the one hand, it is because the tea fruit itself is one of the raw materials for making all kinds of good tea. The price is not cheap and the investment cost is too high.

On the other hand, it is because Hu Huan potted plants that like the taste of tea fruits are relatively rare, and the effect of forced feeding is greatly reduced. As a result, the output will naturally decrease sharply.

Huayue felt that maybe this was nature's way of protecting the nonsense potted plants.

To sum up, potted tea is a rich man’s tea.

The potted tea tastes really good, the taste is bitter but very long-lasting.After one sip, the taste will linger in your mouth for a long time, making people inadvertently think of the arduous and long process of forming this tea.

The effect is also very good, at least the taste in the mouth is completely dissipated.

"Uncle Adek, this tea of ​​yours is really good for gargling your mouth. The disgusting taste in your mouth is gone immediately. Give me another cup."

"roll"

Master Zhi backed away angrily, not knowing how he had offended Adek.

The fruit plate was obviously made by Huayue, so why are you getting angry at yourself?

baffling.

"Hanataro, Zhulan and I have carefully inspected the facilities in the house. At our request, a genie transmission device and a video communication device for contacting guests were added. You see, there are also Is there anything you need to add? If so, I can ask the program team to send it to you later.”

"The video communication device doesn't work."

Huayue shook her head and rejected Adek's proposal.

"I don't quite understand what you mean. If we don't want this device, don't we have to contact the guests?"

"I don't mean no contact, but I can't open a video, and can only communicate by the simplest phone. The guest conveys his demands through the phone, such as what food he wants to eat and what activities he wants to experience. The way we entertain him is to do our best. Fulfill his wishes, and in return, they need to help us better improve the mushroom house."

"The advantage of telephone communication is that it can maintain the mystery of the guests. The audience will have a continuous sense of anticipation before actually meeting them."

"Similarly, the elves brought by the guests will also become a highlight. The program team can even take the lead in revealing some insignificant hints to let the audience participate in the guessing, and finally select some lucky ones from the audience who guessed correctly. , and give corresponding gifts.”

"Hua Ye Niubi Po Yin"

"My dear, is this man really just a member, not a planner? He's too versatile. Is there anything else he's not good at?"

"I know you are going to say that he can't have children, but I don't believe it unless you let Mr. Hua and I try it."

"Bah, the smell upstairs is shameless, you are just coveting Hua Ye's body."

"The domineering Mr. Hua, seeking benefits for fans online."

"Pink powder."

The fans were excited, and the program team was even more excited than them.In the final analysis, the elf world is outstanding in terms of elf combat and cultivation, but it is inferior in terms of entertainment.

Huayue's simple words directly opened the door to a new world in front of the program team.

"Hurry up and take note of Huayue's words, hurry up and arrange the promotion, don't be afraid of spending money, our mission is to make this show popular all over the world."

"Yes, director."

Huayue knew nothing about this, and still meticulously shared with a few people the variety show routines he had seen in his previous life.

This is also thanks to Huayue's experienced dog-licking friend in her previous life.

I remember he had a goddess who was a star-chasing girl.

So accompanying the goddess to chase Oppa became a daily compulsory course for that friend.

The most common ones are tutoring on various variety shows, TV series, movies, etc.

There’s nothing to say about TV series and movies, it’s either cancer or a car accident.

On the other hand, variety shows are not that bad, they are indeed affordable and fun to play.

Huayue liked to watch it with his friends.

Friends look at Oppa as a goddess, and he looks at his friend's love rival.

But don’t get me wrong, my friend’s love rival is not that Oppa, but the young ladies around Oppa.

That's the good thing about dog licking. You don't need to have a brain. As long as you remember one sentence in your heart, you will be a successful dog licker.

He likes what the goddess likes and hates what the goddess hates.

Unfortunately, my friend failed to catch up with his goddess in the end.

The reason is not that he doesn't work hard, nor is it that the goddess doesn't like him.But he worked too hard and finally succeeded in chasing the goddess into a love rival.

Yes, he also fell in love with that Oppa.

The word fate.

It's really... wonderful.

"We have just arrived, and we are not in a hurry to solve all the problems. We can just take our time in the future. Uncle Adek, you and I will go to the farmland to deal with the weeds in the afternoon. By the way, if there are weeds, Mud Donkey will take care of them. Please pull me back."

"Bah bah."

Mud Donkey jumped around in circles a few times, expressing his happiness that Hua Yue was using him.

The raised hooves tapped the ground, as if to declare their reliability.

Hua Yue comforted Ni Donkey and continued to speak.

"As for the tree orchard, Zhulan, you, Xiaozhi, and Xiaomao will go together to pick some ripe tree fruits and clean up the fallen fruits on the ground. Try to make the tree orchard look neat and tidy at first glance, so that it will be convenient later. Visits by guests.”

"Pickup pickup"

"Hahaha, don't worry, Pikachu, I haven't forgotten you. I'll leave the supervision to you, Big-toothed Puppy and Baby Chickadee."

"In general, in one sentence, we will generally do the preliminary preparations. When the guests arrive, we will use this labor force to improve the details. Do you understand?"

"understood."

The poor guests were automatically classified as free labor by Huayue before they even arrived.

"Xiao Zhi, Xiao Mao, please clear the table and wash the dishes."

"Ah why us?"

"Too much nonsense. You are young. Why don't you do some work? Do you want me to know that there are so many people who want to come to Mushroom House to wash dishes? I will take care of you only because you are acquaintances."

"Hanataro is right, young people can't slack off. Chitaro, Shigeru, you should study more with Hanataro. I'm going to rest first. I have to recharge for the afternoon work."

"Sister Zhulan, look at them..."

"To Come"

Zhulan waved her little fist, gave the two of them a cheer, and followed them into the house.

"Pikachu, I'm glad you're with me."

"Pikachu"

If I don't give you a shot of [-] volts to wake you up, I'm afraid your daydreams will be too beautiful.