The opening of the elves pretends to be the king

"Okay, forget about your hand being injured, there's no need to press it."

Huayue finally relented. To be honest, he was still a little scared.

After all, in his understanding, in his previous life, such fierce people were all played on TV.In real life, it is definitely not possible to encounter it casually.

A type like Xiao Mao who doesn't play by the rules, always harms himself, and abandons his car to save his handsome man. If you said you would send him to heaven in one sentence, the next second he might actually break off his own fingers just to avoid being sent to heaven.

Change you.

You are afraid too.

No need to press

Xiaomao's eyes lit up, and he snapped his fingers straight back with a click, making Huayue tremble again.

"Brother Hua, don't worry. I'll give you a good massage when I'm healed."

forget it.

I'm afraid that by then you'll get addicted to breaking off and break my shoulders.

"Stop talking nonsense, come and sit down. Pikachu, go wake up your poop manager, it's time for a meeting."

"Pickup"

After a familiar blast of [-] volts, Xiaozhi woke up with his explosive head on his head.

"Pikachu, I slept well, why did you shock me?"

Pikachu covered his head, not even bothering to explain, but grabbed Ash by the back of his collar and dragged him to the table.

A set of operations was performed smoothly, which made Hua Yue marvel.

You also said you are not human pretending

"Okay, let's talk about it. How did I spend the 880 green orange coins?"

The previous competition fund provided by the program team was 1000 Green Orange Coins. Based on the minimum participation amount of the Green Orange Festival, 10 games can be played.Of course, there are also some old competitions in the Green Orange Festival, and the participation funds will increase.

Generally speaking, the arrangement of the program team is to control the total amount of money, so as to control the number of competitions for everyone in the Mushroom House. Otherwise, they will participate in every competition, and there will be hundreds or even thousands of competitions, and they will be mixed three times before Three is really not that difficult.

After all, a fool will always gain something after all his worries.

Adek hesitated for a moment, but as a spokesman, he slowly talked about how they spent money.

"Xiao Mao took Big Tooth to participate in the non-water Pokémon swimming competition and won No. 5."

"Trash Xiaomao, thank you for your hard work, Big-toothed Raccoon. Try your best next time."

"Xiao Mao took the Fruit Gnawer to the Pokémon Daze Contest and won No. 4."

"Good-for-nothing Xiaomao, it's a pity to eat fruit worms, they're just a little bit worse."

"I took Mudboy to participate in the Pokémon weight race and got No. 3."

"Waste...waste Xiaomao, look at Uncle Adek, he is really mature and prudent. He is also a good guy. I will give you some extra food when I go back."

"Actually, we encountered an elf battle later. If Chitaro took Pikachu there, he would have a great chance of getting into the top three, but we have no money. The above is the whole story."

"Uh-huh"

"No, Uncle Adek, I have seen the introduction to the Green Orange Town Competition before. What you mentioned is not included in it. Logically speaking, it shouldn't cost more than 800 Green Orange Coins."

Adek did not speak, but looked at Zhulan aside.

Zhulan blushed and pushed the smashed ice cream in front of Huayue.

"Sorry, I bought a Feiyun ice cream, which cost 480."

"..."

The corners of Huayue's mouth twitched, and Mundo's famous quotes could not help but come to mind.

Mundo, I think you are a big pussy.

Well, the kind of pussies that are prodigal pussies.

Even if you want to eat again, you have to look at the occasion. You are just for food, regardless of the competition. This image... He, isn't it the image of a little witch who is greedy for food that he gave before?

Wonderful

This is really not just because Zhulan is the beauty champion, so she just licks her without thinking.

Licking dogs is a friend's hobby, and Kagyue has nothing to do with it.

Mainly, she likes to support newcomers. For newcomers to variety shows who are serious about doing variety shows and developing characters, Huayue likes them from the bottom of her heart.

Well, the kind of love that has nothing to do with gender.

"Brother Hua, you think you can't understand it. I feel the same way. How can Feiyun Ice Cream be worth so much money? Even if it has to be spent, I should buy a hundred training methods for Pikachu. It's more cost-effective."

"roll"

Stinky idiot.

Whoever taught you this has no vision at all.

"Okay, the matter has come to an end. It's useless to worry more. It's better to think of a solution."

Huayue's left index finger tapped the table gently. No one dared to disrupt his thoughts, so they could only wait for Huayue's solution with wide eyes.

Suddenly, Huayue asked a question without any clue.

"What do you think is the most important thing for a variety artist?"

"It's the character."

Xiaomao answered confidently. As the note-taking expert in Xiaokuihua's class, he had kept Huayue's teachings in mind.

However, what was waiting for him was Hua Yue's shaking head.

"No, that was the answer a few days ago and is no longer applicable now."

The answer is time-sensitive and your date is too short.

I had known that this answer would only be useful for a few days. What on earth was I trying to do when I recorded it so carefully?

Xiao Mao wanted to complain, but after looking at his fingers that were still aching, he gave up.

"what is that"

Huayue glanced at Xiaomao appreciatively, and was very satisfied with this compliment.

"It's shameless."

"shameless"

Not to mention Xiaomao, even Adek was confused.

"Hanataro, stop joking. How can shamelessness be the most important quality of a variety artist?"

"I'm not kidding. Let me ask you, do we still have the funds to participate in the competition?"

"No more."

"No, the fact that you gave this answer proves that you haven't understood the essence of shamelessness. You don't have it anymore, but I do."

Xiaomao suddenly realized it and blurted out "fuck".

"Brother Hua, I understand what you mean. You want us to take the green orange coins you earn from your business and pretend to be given by the program team before you participate in the competition."

Hanazuki sighed.

"It seems you still don't understand."

"Your behavior of ignoring the rules of the show is shameless. It's completely different from what I call shameless. It's not the funds given by the show team. If you use it to participate in the competition, even if you win, I feel shameless. Therefore, the money earned from business cannot be used.”

"It works for a while, but doesn't work for a while. I'm confused by you as to whether I can use you to talk or whether it can be simpler. Isn't that right, Pikachu?"

It's you big headed ghost.

You think about how to cheat Pikachu all day long.

"Shut up pickup truck."

Huayue glared at Xiaozhi, saying that she shouldn't have let Pikachu wake him up, and just let him fall asleep next time.

It’s a thing that doesn’t accomplish enough and has more than enough nonsense.

"Although the turnover cannot be used, don't forget that you spent 120 green orange coins with me back then. These 120 green orange coins are real funds for the program team."

"Yes, Brother Hua, you are absolutely right. Although that money can be regarded as our consumption in the store, this store is opened by you. As long as you give us a free order, the 120 green orange coins can be regarded as ours again." In this way, we have not violated the rules of the program group and can regain our strength, this way..."

"This is simply a genius idea."

Alas, there is no Deyun Society in this world, and it is because of your talent that Xiaomao has failed.

"Miu Zan, Mu Zan. Xiaomao, you are not bad, you are already a bit shameless."

"..."

This... must be a compliment to me.