The Steady Mage in the Pirate World

"Reward of 2 million Baileys" A young man with an immature face was leaning on the sofa in a lying posture, his legs were raised on the table in front of the sofa, and he was shaking and lazily turning over the pages. One newspaper, "The plot has gone so far as extreme sports player Fischer Tiger climbs with his bare hands."

"Boss" At this moment, there was a burst of rapid footsteps accompanied by panicked shouts, and then he saw the door directly in front of the young man, as if it had been hit by a battering ram. With a snap, the door frame fell from the wall. It fell off, flew across half of the room, and hit the table in front of the young man with a loud noise.

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Facing this sudden scene, the young man didn't seem to be surprised at all. Just when the door had just been separated from the door frame, he calmly raised the newspaper in his hand. Following his movement, A lavender transparent shield appeared around him out of thin air, and after a popping sound, he put down the newspaper in his hand without any injuries.

With a snap, the door slid off the table and hit the floor.

"Alita," the young man pushed up his glasses with his hand, and a cold light flashed, "how many times have I told you?"

The person who said "I'm very sorry" immediately bowed at 90 degrees and said, "I'm too anxious."

What appeared from the door was a very beautiful girl. Her shiny blond hair seemed to sparkle in the sun. Her figure was also curvy. She was even more hot and sexy in her clothes. Under a purple windbreaker, she only wore a white one. The tube top jumped up and down as she moved. She wore a red and white vertical striped cropped trousers on her lower body, a blue scarf casually tied in a knot at the waistband, and a pair of trousers on her feet. style slippers.

"You must be steady and steady when doing things. No matter what you do, you must carefully think about the steps of doing things ten times before you do it." The young man folded the newspaper in his hand and threw it on the table, but The lavender shield around him has not been removed, "How many times did you think about it before you came in?"

"No," the girl replied honestly, and then bowed at a ninety-degree angle again. Following her movements, there were another waves. "I was wrong"

"Forget it," the young man pushed up his glasses with his hand helplessly, "Accept it with an open mind and refuse to change despite repeated admonitions. You are like this every time, organized and undisciplined."

"I'm really sorry." The girl bowed three times at ninety degrees again. "The repair cost can be deducted from my salary."

"Your salary will be deducted almost ten years later. You are still deducting it." The young man took his feet off the table, folded the newspaper and threw it aside. "Tell me, what's the matter with you rushing in so anxiously?" "

"Oh, oh, that's right." The girl raised her head and wanted to say something, then stopped and started pinching her fingers.

"What are you doing Arrita?"

"I'm counting, it's the third time, boss." The girl subconsciously answered while counting her fingers.

I must have gotten a fake Arrita. When I saw the scene in front of me, someone's mouth twitched. The funny guy in front of me was really the one I saw in the plot before the time travel. Before the plastic surgery, he was extremely ferocious. Is that the iron-clad female pirate Arrita who looks like a queen after plastic surgery and has a bounty of 500 million Baileys?

Why does it feel like the guy in front of me got on his own pirate ship? After embarking on his own bright road, his IQ began to decline. Does it mean that becoming a warrior will reduce your intelligence? Or is the fraud orb a fake product? .

But speaking of the Orb of Deception, without it, I wouldn’t have known that Arrita had always wanted shiny blond hair instead of long, shiny black hair.

Just when the young man was thinking wildly, Arrita had already counted ten times, raised her head, and said urgently, "The people at the dock have sent news that the wave of pirates you caught by fishing is coming to us now. On the way to the Mage Tower, we will probably arrive soon."

"What do I think it's about?" He leaned lazily on the sofa again, "That's it, let them come, don't worry, everything is under control, by the way, I'm not saying don't call me boss, Do you want to call me Master?”

"But Master is really ugly, boss," Arrita muttered in a low voice.

"What did you say?" He rolled his eyes, pushed up his glasses, and a cold light flashed.

"Let me tell you, the pirate group coming this time is not the one hundred people you mentioned, leader, but more than three hundred." Arrita showed a serious face.

"Why are there so many?" the young man asked doubtfully.

"Because Elbatar, the leader of the Buffalo Pirates, has found another pirate group to help." Arrita took out a notebook from her chest, opened it and took a look, "There is a reward of 600 million beli. The Bloody Hand Pirates." Then Arrita flipped her hand and stuffed the notebook from her chest, "Now the number of people has increased several times, is it really okay? Boss, for safety reasons, It would be better for me to lead my men and ambush them halfway."

As she spoke, Arrita pulled out a large iron rod from somewhere behind her that was almost as tall and as thick as herself. It also had bumps on it. It looked very cruel at first glance. He waved the thing in his hand and said, "I can master cleave now, no matter how many people come."

"Put down the stick first. We have something to talk about." The young man looked at this completely unscientific scene, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice more. He quietly tapped his belt with his hand, and then looked at His belt shone slightly, and then the light spread to his whole body.

After giving himself another buff and reaching two levels of defense, the young man seemed to feel more at ease and his tone softened, "Don't worry, everything is under control. No matter how many people there are, as long as they dare to walk in There will definitely be no problem with my mage tower."

"But" the girl seemed a little unhappy, but she still put down the stick in her hand.

"It's nothing. Listen, Arrita, I think it's more important for you to stay here to protect me. As for the hundreds of pirates who came, it's nothing. Look." As he said that, the young man opened a Surveillance video phone bug showed the front of the mage tower where he was, "I have arranged a triple power grid of light and dark on the walls around the mage tower to ensure that these intruders will jump in from the top of the wall or plan to break through the wall. , can teach them a profound lesson, I estimate that no matter how smart the other party is, they will still have to leave fifty, oh, no, at least thirty people under my corner."

"Oh oh oh"

"Then here." He pointed towards the door of the courtyard with his hand. "I set a big trap here. Of course, this trap is just to paralyze their alertness and make them think that we are here. The defensive measures are nothing more than this, so they are careless about the trap behind them. Of course, even so, I believe that this trap can trap at least twenty, no, ten of them."

"Look, this is inside the trap. This trap is at least twenty meters deep, and the walls and floor of the trap are covered with five-centimeter-thick steel plates. This ensures that the guy who falls in has no way to go to the sky and no way to the earth."

"Boss, why is the floor of your trap flat?" Smart Arrita keenly discovered Kong Ming's flaw, "We should put barbs on the bottom of this trap. We bought a large number of them two days ago. It’s good to plant iron cones, so that if they fall down, they will all be dressed into candied haws. Speaking of candied haws, boss, do you still have any leftovers from the batch of candied haws you made last time?”

"Don't discuss food now, Arrita." Kong Ming waved his hand confidently, "It's so simple. If you walk up to it and make noise, you just have to tell them directly that this is a trap. They will definitely find it. Anyway, If we can’t catch a few people, we’ll just keep them alive. I said, the main purpose of this trap is to reassure them, thinking that our traps are all of this level.”

"Oh oh oh"

"Our show is here," he pointed to the walkway behind the courtyard gate. "On both sides of this walkway, inside the lawn, I have laid a considerable number of mines, but these mines are not that simple. Some are tripped, some explode when stepped on, and some need to be manually triggered remotely. As long as they dare to step on the lawn, I will send them directly to the sky with a clay plane. However, this is too cruel. I personally don’t want them to step on it. On the lawn, but I believe that with a pirate as smart as you, at least thirty or forty people would step on it shamelessly."

"Oh oh oh why do I feel like you are talking about my boss?"

"This is completely your misunderstanding, Arrita" pushed up her glasses, with a cold light, "After these pirates discover that there are landmines on the lawn, they will definitely return to the safe trail, but they don't know that the trail is actually the It’s the key, hehe.”

Smile confidently.

"Next, when these people line up neatly along the walkway to the entrance of our mage tower, it will be time for the nine groups of fully automatic machine guns at the main entrance to line up and shoot them. I guess I can kill half of them by now. , no matter how small it is, there is no way they can break into the mage tower until a hundred and eighty people die."

"When they broke into my mage tower with heavy casualties, they would never have thought that I had placed various magic traps in the corridors of this tower, such as flames shooting out of the walls, and fire traps on the roof. The falling iron balls and the flaps that could cut off their legs if stepped on, but these are just appetizers, and what is arranged in the hall is the main meal."

The young man clenched his fist hard and said, "I arranged for them to close the door and beat the dog in the lobby on the first floor. That means that after they entered the tower, they immediately sealed the tower door and the door to the second floor with ten centimeter thick steel plates, and then A hundred anesthetic gas bombs were thrown down."

“Oh oh oh, so that’s it”

"It doesn't matter if they can get past the first floor, because the hall on the second floor is a two-in-one lightning trap and lightning grenade. When they come up, one hundred and fifty lightning traps and hundreds of lightning grenades will collectively show their power, hehehehe "The young man said with confidence, "No matter how strong the Devil Fruit user in the Buffalo Pirates is, at this point, no pirate other than him will be able to reach the third level."

"And the hall on the third floor is a special sea floor stone exhibition that I specially created for this Devil Fruit user." Someone raised the corner of his mouth slightly, holding his glasses frame, looking very confident, "When the time comes, this Devil Fruit user will have hair all over his body." When he is weak and has no strength, Arrita will take action yourself and catch him for me."

"Oh oh oh don't worry, boss"

"After the leader is captured, those who want to escape, I will still be here." Someone confidently touched the image with his hand, "Fifty people have been placed, and each one is equipped with a Goblin Dragon Spear. , when the time comes, none of them should even think about escaping from here."

"Of course, if the enemy doesn't come in, but plans to launch a fire attack on us outside, I also have backup plans. Have you seen the three magic cannons on the balcony outside?" The young man pointed at the door that seemed to be It's a cannon for decoration. "When the time comes, we will be condescending and fire directly to send them off. Don't worry, the firepower is enough. I also have five portable magic cannons stacked in the corner."

"Of course, artillery and other things are backup plans. It's impossible for them not to come in. After all, their purpose here is to steal the potion formula and stored money of our Azeroth Chamber of Commerce. It's easy to set a fire, but a big fire They can’t get anything after they go over there.”

"How's it going, Arrita?" The young man took off his glasses confidently, took out a handkerchief from his pocket and began to wipe it, "Do you understand now that everything is under my control, and this is your plan? The most important factor in success is that as long as you protect me, we can't lose to Arrita. What are you looking at?"

"I'm watching these people who suddenly appeared." Arrita poked the door of the mage tower in the surveillance camera with her hand. "They have all gathered at the location of the big trap that you said, boss, will definitely be discovered."

"Really?" The young man turned his attention to the door of the mage tower. Sure enough, just when he was explaining his perfect plan to Arrita, two large waves of pirates had already arrived at the door of their stone tower.

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho, the show is about to begin."