The Steady Mage in the Pirate World

"I mean Arrita," Kong Ming looked helplessly at the idiot who was poking straight in front of him, "What are your thoughts and then gave little Usopp, who was only over five years old, a drink?" A bottle of magic wine.”

"I'm sorry, I was wrong." Arrita bowed at a 90-degree angle, "I actually wanted to give little Usopp a meditation potion, but I accidentally picked up the wrong bottle."

"It's useless for you to apologize to me," Kong Ming put his hand on his glasses and put on a serious face, "Why don't you apologize to little Usopp's biological father?"

That's right, just when Kong Ming came out from the Red Beard Pirates to finish his work, he realized that at some point, little Usopp had been drunk by Arrita with wine, and now the big men were lying behind him. He was sleeping soundly on his body, and there was a big bubble blowing on his nose.

What else can I do? Apologize first.

"I'm so sorry, Jesus Bu" Arrita was very obedient, turned around and bowed again at 90 degrees.

"Oh hahahahaha" Jesus laughed heartily on the side, "It's no use. This little guy's drinking capacity is completely inadequate. He has to be a brave sea warrior, he is obviously not qualified."

I said Jesus, are you sure this is your biological son?

Kong Ming discovered that his Azeroth Chamber of Commerce was actually full of such second-rate cadres, and its future was worrying.

Fortunately, there is still a very reliable leader named Kong Ming in the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce. After discovering the problem, Kong Ming immediately took people back to the Aegwynn and immediately gave Usopp a careful inspection. , until it was discovered that Usopp had no other problems except being drunk, and that the absorption of magic wine still had certain benefits for Usopp's body, Kong Ming finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there was no problem. If this If something happened, he would be really blind.

Fortunately, the human and animal-like physiques of this world finally did something good.

"Then what are we going to do next?" Arrita, who had done something wrong, timidly asked, "Now are we going to track down the guy who rented the warehouse?"

"I won't go," Kong Ming replied without hesitation.

"Okay, I'll get ready to go," Arrita agreed quickly, turned around and walked outside the captain's cabin.

"I said I won't go." Kong Ming felt tired, "What on earth are you listening to?"

"Hey hey hey, why don't we go?"

"I still need to find other people in Tatuka Port to investigate." Kong Ming could only tell the truth. For a god-level player like Arrita, she cannot be expected to understand the spirit in many cases, especially when she needs to move. When the brain.

"Oh oh oh," Arrita agreed, then realized belatedly, "Don't we already have clues?"

"Oh hahaha," the Jesus cloth who sat on the side and tasted the special brew given to him by Kong Ming with great interest finally couldn't stand it anymore, "The captain means that he doesn't believe the dark agent seller who has sharpened his head. "

"Is that so?" Arrita looked confused, "But I feel like that weak guy doesn't dare to lie to us."

"Whether he dares to lie to us or not has nothing to do with whether he has lied to us or not." Regarding this living treasure, Kong Ming could only explain patiently, "For example, the person who attacked the black cat Crow this time deliberately wanted to do something to us Ai If the Xerath Chamber of Commerce takes action, then even Giberson, the warehouse king far away in the Grand Line, may not be trustworthy. And if Giberson wants to deceive us, then as his dark agent, even that pointed head cannot be trusted. He dares not to lie to us even if he dares to lie to us.”

"So, if that pointy head wants to lie to us, he will lie to us. Even if he doesn't want to lie to us, if Giberson wants to lie to us, he will still lie to us. Even if neither he nor Giberson wants to lie to us, There’s no guarantee that the information they got was that someone had arranged it in advance to deceive us, so it’s not a bad thing to be cautious in advance. Do you understand what I’m saying?”

"I don't understand at all," Arrita replied confidently, "In short, that Gilbertson is a bad person, right?"

"Okay." Kong Ming gave a thumbs up to Arrita with his right hand, pushed up his glasses with his left hand, and the light shone brightly, "The central idea is very fully refined."

"Arrita, Jesus Bu, tell me, what do pirates usually like to do the most?"

"What do you like to do?" Arrita fell into serious thought. This question seemed a bit difficult, but in the past few years when she followed the leader to the sea, the pirates she met generally liked to "give money to our chamber of commerce."

"Where can there be pirates who would like to give us money?"

"Isn't it?" Arrita looked serious. "In addition to the two of us who had to rob the pirates who robbed the rich and gave to the poor in the first year, didn't the pirates we met later take the initiative and consciously give away the money?" Did you come here?"

What you said makes so much sense. Kong Ming felt that he was completely speechless.

Yes, most people in this world will be persuaded by a few cannons and dozens of rifles to actively and consciously send money over, but Kong Ming feels that this has nothing to do with whether they like it or not.

Forget it, there’s no need to count on Arrita.

Kong Ming cast his tentative gaze on Jesus Bu, who was making tons of money. As a hero who had become famous throughout the East China Sea a long time ago, the sharpshooter Jesus Bu would definitely not be a meat-eating guy like Arrita.

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Jesus slammed the empty wine glass on the table in front of him, then wiped his mouth and chin with his hands, showing a comfortable look, "A pirate's favorite thing, of course."

Snapped

Jesus stood up excitedly and put his foot on the table, "Raise the pirate flag of freedom, run on the sea, risk your life, and bravely pursue your dreams."

"Okay" Kong Ming covered his face with his hands.

Although I really don’t want to interrupt you, except for the three words "Pirates Flag", do the rest of what you said have anything to do with pirates? Wouldn't it be against peace at all to replace it with the naval flag of justice?

In fact, during the Age of Discovery around the fifteenth century on earth, none of the European navigation pioneers actually did anything good. For example, the Portuguese, because they found that there was nothing valuable in Africa, they simply went to Africa. He relentlessly tied up all the African black uncles and took them back to Europe to sell them for money, thus starting a centuries-long black trade.

But even this group of slave traders know how to whitewash themselves. They will never call themselves pirates, pirates, slave traders or other unpleasant names. Instead, they call themselves adventurers. .

In the world of One Piece, it's just the opposite. There are a lot of people like Jesus Bu, who obviously look like adventurers and do things like adventurers. No matter how you look at it, they are adventurers, but they just have to work hard. He smeared himself, infiltrated into the circle of pirates, and felt very glorious even with a bounty on his head.

I can't understand it

I can only say that it is not them who are wrong, but the whole world

"I know" Kong Ming began to announce the correct answer, "There is only one thing that most pirates like to do, and that is"

As he spoke, Kong Ming adjusted his glasses, glanced at the people present with dignity, and said word by word, "Spend money."

"Oh oh oh" Arrita seemed to have found a soulmate, "I also like this thing, and I am very good at it."

I know you're good at it

Kong Ming glared at Arrita sternly and continued, "Except for a few people who have inner problems and can get joy from fighting and killing, most pirates risk their lives to grab money just for the sake of it. Spend it generously.”

That's right, if we talk about pirates in the Age of Discovery on Earth, they might not dare to go to big cities and spend a lot of money because their personal bounties were too high, and the small villages where they usually parked and hid had no place to spend money, so they robbed I couldn't bear to sell the precious metals I got at a low price, so I could only save the wealth I got from the robbery. If I saved too much and put it on the ship, I wouldn't worry about it. In the end, I could only dig a hole and bury it. If the result benefits future generations, then the world of One Piece The pirates have no such worries at all.

From the Four Seas to the Grand Route, except for the navy's ports, all remaining ports are allowed for any ship to dock. As long as you put away the pirate flag, you can even park openly next to the warship. Even if you don't collect the pirate flag and you find a corner to park your boat, no one will care about you.

And the gold, jewelry and other valuable luxuries you robbed can be found in any prosperous town.

For example, the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce in the East China Sea.

So in the world of One Piece, except for a very small number of pirates like Nami who have a hobby of collecting treasures and may bury some treasures and leave treasure maps, most of the pirates are drunk now. They might have hundreds of thousands of Baileys in their pockets today, but they might spend them all tomorrow.

The difference is that the way pirates who pursue ideals may spend their money is to buy better knives and exchange them for better ships. The pirates who have no ideals and are confused buy better wine in exchange for better girls.

Nothing more

"So," Kong Ming made his concluding remarks, "the ones who know the most about these pirates and their movements in Tatuka Port are not Gilbertson's men, but"

"Navy's secret agent" Arrita jumped out and said confidently.

Kong Ming felt the blood vessels on his forehead beating.

Yes, the people who know these pirates best are definitely the spies installed by the navy on this island, but Arrita, can you tell me what the surnames of these spies are, where they live, how many people are in the family, and where are they? How many cows are there

A year ago, in order to find the informants planted by other forces in Tatuka Port, Kong Ming did not hesitate to go to war and captured three or four thousand of Jonathan's brothers, relatives and friends, but even the dark agent seller was half-conscious. He didn't find many spies on the surface, let alone those who completely concealed their identities.

So Kong Ming completely ignored Arrita and gave his answer word for word.

"I'm talking about the dark agent under Queen Stussy of Pleasure Street and the boss behind all the prostitutes and taverns in Port Tatuka, the de facto manager of Pleasure Street in Port Tatuka, codenamed gonewiththewind, Susan Pitt, of course, It must be a fake name."

"Boss, you actually know the name of this dark agent." Arrita's focus was very strange. "Obviously, you don't even want to hear the name of that guy with spiky hair."

"His name is Eduardo," Kong Ming grinded his teeth, adjusted his glasses, and said in a low voice, "The reason why I said that is just to create a strong conversation environment. Why should I explain this to you."

"But you are right. I am more concerned about this dark agent in Happy Street. This is why I didn't knock on the door directly in broad daylight."

Of course, Kong Ming did not say why he cared, because there was no way to explain it.

Kong Ming believes that not many people in the World Government know about the fact that Stussy, the Queen of Happy Street, is a CP0 spy. If Kong Ming told the big mouth in front of him the news now, I'm afraid his name would be put in front of Wulaoxing a day later.

Since the biggest bosses in Happy Street are all members of the World Government, there is no guarantee that the person in charge of Happy Street in the East China Sea is not a spy from the CP series.

Therefore, the next thing to do is to pay attention to some methods and methods.