Konoha's check-in system

"Hai, do you have an answer to the question you just asked?"

Jiraiya asked Tōdōkai worriedly. It seemed that no matter how cruel he said, he still couldn't let go of his gay friend.

No, it would be more appropriate for Orochimaru to be called Jiyou now.

After carefully sensing and confirming that Orochimaru was really gone, Tōtōkai answered him:

"Who can explain this problem clearly? Even if we don't change our bodies, our minds are constantly changing after experiencing various things.

The same person, from childhood to adolescence, youth and adulthood, until old age and death, has different views and perceptions of things in each period, but it is nothing more than himself.

But for a very smart person like Orochimaru, this kind of problem will become a dead end. "

Because only those who are good at thinking can touch the grand and far-reaching art of philosophy, can understand the contradictory and self-justifying answers behind this question, and the profound and strict laws contained in Dong Tanghai, and can come up with this paradox. He has a profound and objective thinking about the world.

But at the same time, excessive thinking and uncertainty about the answers can also make people trapped in conflicts and unable to extricate themselves.

Those who are good at swimming will drown, and those who are good at riding will fall. Taking advantage of one's own interests will bring disaster to oneself.

This paradox is a problem that Tōdōkai has specially prepared for Orochimaru, a diligent researcher and body changer. It is estimated that it will be difficult for him to get around it for a while.

"For a simple-minded person like Naruto, this kind of question can be answered without thinking at all.

After all, the answer to this question is different for different people, and there is no necessarily correct and unified answer.It's just that Orochimaru's situation is similar to this, so I just used it to embarrass him."

Speaking of Naruto, several people's eyes couldn't help but turn to the figure on the ground wearing a green tights, who was breathing steadily and sleeping peacefully.

Tsunade sighed: "We are all teenagers, but the feeling you give us is completely different from Naruto's.

Not only your strength and taste in clothes, you are also terrifyingly mature in your thinking. As for the question you just asked, I think some people will never think of it in their lifetime."

Dong Tanghai smiled and said nothing when he heard this. The green clothes were prepared by me for him. I'm sorry, Naruto.

As Uchiha Itachi said, even if a powerful person is expected and relied on at first, as his power continues to increase, he will become more and more arrogant, and he cannot tolerate mediocrity and indifference.

And as the gap between him and the crowd widens, he will eventually be isolated and excluded by the crowd, and what will envelope him will only be the resentment and fear of those who once expected and relied on him.

At this point, Madara and Sasuke showed particularly obvious results because of their aloofness; on the contrary, Hashirama and Naruto were not so unlucky and were deeply loved by ninjas and villagers. Perhaps being a bit more arrogant would make them closer to ordinary people.

Jiraiya sighed: "I didn't have time to say it just now. This boy Naruto is really ugly when he puts on this green clothes. It completely lowers the style of my master."

But Tsunade, it seems that you lost to these two boys this time."

Tsunade said in surprise: "I saw Naruto use the Rasengan with my own eyes, but has Tōdōkai also learned the art of extracting minor problems?"

"Hmph, the third generation old man is the same as me. When did he see that this guy in the sea of ​​people has the same qualifications as Naruto?"

Seeing Tsunade and Shizune being shocked by his bold words and staring at him, Jiraiya couldn't help but blush.

"Oh, he's probably a little better than Naruto, so isn't it normal for him to learn it?"

Shizune said in Tsunade's ear: "Tsunade-sama, Kai-sama, he used the art of extracting minor diseases to treat Jiraiya-sama, and did not use the medicine I gave him."

Tsunade looked at Naruto and Tōdōkai, thinking of Nasuki and Dan, and said with a smile: "This bet is probably the happiest I've ever lost."

Suddenly, her whole body trembled, and the exposed skin on her body that was originally fragile suddenly became shriveled and aged, and wrinkles increased sharply. In a moment, her whole body seemed to be dozens of years older. She looked old and perfect. What is meant by "beauties are fleeting".

"Don't look at me." Tsunade subconsciously covered her wrinkled face with her wrinkled hands.

Seeing this, Jiraiya said nervously: "Tsunade you"

Tsunade did not put down her hands, shook her head and said, "I'm fine, it's just a side effect of the technique just now, I can recover after a while.

Let’s go back to the town first, and when Naruto wakes up, we’ll rush back to Konoha.”

Jiraiya was still a little worried: "But Tsunade, your body"

Tsunade interrupted him, and the queen was very angry: "Stop calling me Tsunade, you should call me the Fifth Hokage."

In the Belle Izakaya, after waking up, Naruto heard the news that Tsunade had decided to succeed the Fifth Hokage. Regardless of the winks from Tōdōkai and Jiraiya, he complained to Tsunade's face about a lot of shortcomings and temper. He is bad and willful, he loves to gamble and is in debt everywhere, he is very insidious about drugging people and harming people, and people in their 50s pretend to be in their 20s and lie to people everywhere.

Tsunade, who had regained her youthful beauty, was so angry that she took Naruto outside to the street again for a duel despite Shizune's bitter obstruction.

She raised her right index finger again and said:

"What should I say? I will be the fifth generation Hokage soon. I can't bully the kid, so I'll just use one finger this time."

Naruto said angrily: "Don't always call me a brat. I'm not afraid to tell you. Sooner or later, I, a brat, will become the Hokage."

Upon hearing his words, Tsunade's lips curled up slightly, and her hands were not slow at all, and without any suspense, she once again took off the forehead protector on Naruto's head who rushed in front of her.

When she put her finger on Naruto's forehead and prepared to play another brain-destroying blow, she remembered her blessings to her brother and her lover when they mentioned that their ideal was to be Hokage. She couldn't help but lower her head and kiss Naruto's forehead tenderly. One mouthful.

She patted the necklace on Naruto's chest and said, "Kid, you will grow more and more handsome in the future."

"Tsk tsk. If I had known there was such a benefit, I would have said that I wanted to be Hokage."

Todou Kai, who was standing on the sidelines watching the battle, said sourly, and Jiraiya nodded with a look of approval on his face.

Hearing his words, Tsunade looked embarrassed and annoyed: "Oh, you lustful boy but not the courage, if you come here now, I will kiss you too."

Seeing Todang Hai's stagnant appearance, Tsunade couldn't hold back her laughter any longer, and her joyful laughter filled the entire street.

The high-spirited Tsunade said loudly: "Okay, let's go back to Konoha now."

"Wait a minute, Granny Tsunade, let's buy some more food. I wasn't full just now."

"Naruto, you kid is probably a pig. You've eaten so much just now. Hurry up and go to Dongtanghai. Follow him and ask him to buy less."

Laughing and making noise, the group set out on their way back to Konoha with a relaxed mood.