Playing Cards Crazy in Naruto

“i'm looking up into pure sunlight

i have made mistake and i can't go back”

Li Ka hummed a little tune: "Dong dong dong dong dong dong"

This song is called pure sunlight. It was a song that Li Ka watched on TikTok in his previous life and became popular for a period of time. At that time, "Who am I" and "My Hidden Identity" were popular.

I remember that the popular song was "I am a lawyer", and Zhang Lu also added a partner "I am a doctor" later.

Zhang Lu's video mode is all about conflicts breaking out in the first five seconds, and then Zhang Lu appears and says that the person broke the law. The ending is his iconic umbrella and the phrase "I am a lawyer."

Because of its simple video mode structure and magical "I am a lawyer", it has triggered a large number of imitations by netizens.

"I am a reporter", "I am Paige", "I am Ledi", "I am mentally retarded", "I am a personal trainee", "I am Ma Niubi", "I am Chen Ni Ma", "I am Ultraman", "I am a spirited boy", "I am a spare tire", "I am a licking dog", "I am Huabei", "I am a summer homework", "I am the beginning of school", " "I am your ex-boyfriend", "I am your father", etc.

Among the clips edited online, Li Ka’s favorite ones are “I am Ma Niubi” and “I am a personal trainee”.

After all, this person named Ma is really powerful. It seems that all people named Ma in Li Ka's original world are quite powerful.And this Ma Niubi, he dares to eat Xiang, he is so awesome.

And "I am a personal trainee" refers to a celebrity that Li Ka "likes" very much. He likes singing, dancing, rap and basketball.Li Ka also made a lot of ghost videos for him.

Some people will say: Ah, no, sir, this was a "personal trainee" joke from a few years ago, and you still have to point it out, right?

As soon as he comes out, he is full of yin and yang. In contrast, Li Ka is also very calm. The jokes are the same, but there are new ways to play them.

And "No, no, no" is also the mantra of an artist named "gg Gengen" whom Li Ka likes very much.

The most profound sentence in Li Ka's mind is "Hey, aren't you all pooping? I don't dare to poop, I'm afraid of being hungry."

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When he opens his mouth, he is like Laowang Yiyun, a rat man.

What is Mouse Man? Anyone who can still watch it after watching Chapter 1 must be an old player of a small TV website, right?

Are you an older generation of artists who don’t know the “Abstract Belt Basket” from a small TV website?

There is also Brother Yaoshui, these performance artists are all Li Ka’s idols.

Li Ka's Douyin introduction is: He should be a person who likes all things from the underworld and dreams of becoming an artist who can go to hell.

Yes, it is well known that Li Ka wanted to do it, but he didn't want to do it just like that. The only thing that kept him alive was the fact that he had not yet become an artist.

So what is a performance artist and an abstract artist? As long as you behave like a psychopath and behave differently from the people around you, but not so much that others think you are mentally retarded.

That's the artist.

Just like the sentence "Are you all having poop? I don't dare to poop because I'm afraid of being hungry."

The extremely humble rat man, with his humble expression and strange movements, is a perfect artist.

What I just mentioned was edited from online material, but the original ones were Li Ka's favorite "I'm a Summer Homework" and "I'm a Fart" from "Honest Little Black".

Speaking of this, some people will say, ah, half of your chapter has passed. We don’t like to read it after saying so much. If we like to read what you said, let’s go directly to Douyin: “When I go out, I will s "Comic Cut" video.

I'll be here to hear you beep, we're here to see Naruto.

And what you said is too digressive. Playing with jokes is just making fun of jokes. Even if you make jokes throughout the whole story, it’s okay, but you can’t digress.

You know, many big guys will also play tricks, but they just play for fun, and they don’t know how to play tricks at all, unlike you

Now that the words have come to this point, Li Ka naturally wants to refute.

Li Ka said calmly: "The thing that everyone understands wrong is that you think this is a novel about Naruto and Yu-Gi-Oh, but it's not. It's a gag novel, and it's not even called a gag encyclopedia."

"The whole story is just a joke, which means that the joke is the main body, the joke is the protagonist, and Naruto, System, and Yu-Gi-Oh are all supporting characters. It belongs to this nature."

And Li Ka's current plan is to grow into invincible, and then go to the Otsutsuki planet to wipe out all the Otsutsuki clan, which will save them from sending people to the Hokage planet all the time, and end up with a Boruto.

If at that time, he could travel through outer space and go to the planet Otsutsuki, Lika would also like to try to see if he could break the dimensional wall, return to the third dimension, and return to the original world.

Then, Li Ka wanted to create an account on Douyin called "Going Out to S Comic Cut" to present his experience in Naruto in a short video.

Ah, now someone will say it again

You don’t know where your copyright is on Two-dimensional? The copyright on the Chinese website of Terminal belongs to them. Even if you film yourself, it is illegal.

In fact, Penguin has bought out the copyright of Naruto in China. If you are involved in this aspect, it will be an infringement.

It’s okay if it’s not popular, but if it’s popular, just wait for the lawsuit.

Li Ka was confused, why couldn't I tell my true experience?

If that happens, Li Ka hopes that when he breaks the dimensional wall, he can retain some strength and prove to the world that he has really come to the world of Naruto.

If the world still doesn't believe it, he can only use ninjutsu to let the world feel the pain and tell the world who he is.

I remember that in the previous life, Li Ka and his girlfriend were like this.His girlfriend insists that he is childish, and he still looks like Ultraman at such an old age.

Li Ka was very angry at that time: "There are still people who say such nonsense that there is no Ultraman in this world. If there was no Ultraman, this world would have been wiped out long ago, okay?"

The more Li Ka spoke, the angrier he became. He pointed at his girlfriend's nose and cursed: "It's because there are always people like you that the darkness in this world grows wantonly. Women like you are not worthy of being my Diga." woman"

“i'm looking up into pure sunlight

i have made mistake and i can't go back”

Li Ka continued to hum: "Dong dong dong dong dong"

If one day, Li Ka will use this song as background music to tell the world: "I am a ninja"

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At this time, someone couldn't bear it anymore: "I admit that I was gambling, but I never expected that he would actually cheat like this for a whole chapter."

Li Ka smiled: "It's just right now."

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