Rebirth of Naruto: Terumi Mei's fiancé

"Grandson, son, grandson, son"

The black hoe Lei Ya kept murmuring, his face full of confusion.

In order to prevent the black pick Lei Ya from being annoyed because he couldn't react, Bai Yu hurriedly continued.

"Actually, it's not difficult. To achieve such a funeral, you only need to marry a wife, but let your children remember what kind of funeral I want."

“Marry a wife and let your children remember it.”

The black hoe Lei Ya was even more confused, but he didn't feel distressed as soon as he was confused as usual, this time his face was full of confusion with a novel look.

Seeing Lei Ya seemed very interested, Bai Yu nodded.

"That's right, in fact, your brain is not bright, you can have a child with a bright mind. Then you don't have to think too much, just listen to what your child says and do it."

However, Lei Ya was somewhat reluctant.

"Why do you have to listen to my child and do what he says when he shouldn't listen to what I say?"

"Didn't you say that your brain is not bright?"

"Yes, my brain is not bright, but why should I listen to my child and do what I say?"

Lei Ya still couldn't understand.

Bai Yu straightened his thoughts, and said slowly.

"You listen to others and don't you worry about others lying to you?"

As if he touched something, Lei Ya suddenly became extremely irritable, gnashing his teeth authentically.

"Hate, I hate people lying to me very much

If someone dares to lie to me, I will stuff them alive into a coffin and bury them directly in the soil, listening to their struggling sounds through the soil of the coffin."

Although it sounds a bit cruel, Bai Yu can only nod his head in agreement at this moment.

"Well said, I also hate people lying to me. It's really cheap for those liars to bury themselves in the ground.

You should burn them alive until there is nothing left of them, and finally scatter their ashes into the sea and let their bodies scatter to all corners of the ocean, never to be reunited."

After listening to Bai Yu's random talk about the way he treated liars, a strong interest flashed in Hei Lei Lei Ya's eyes, and he looked at Bai Yu with more admiration.

"Genius, you are simply a genius

Such a funeral is definitely a nightmare for those scammers

Why don't you accompany me to others' funerals? Being a ninja is really a waste of your talent."

Bai Yu is surprised. Lei Ya himself also likes to bury others while being a ninja.

Why should he be asked to plan funerals for others? His ninjutsu talent is obviously more powerful, okay?

Not knowing whether he was being praised or scolded, Bai Yu immediately said angrily.

"Funeral funerals can be regarded as one of my many hobbies, but if I devote myself to a hobby, my life will be disrupted.

In fact, the same thing is true, if someone said that you are very talented as a ninja and asked you to give up funerals for others, would you be willing?"

After Bai Yu's question, the black hoe Lei Ya shook his head almost immediately.

"I certainly don't want to."

Immediately, Lei Ya looked at Bai Yu eagerly again.

"Come with me to go to someone else's funeral. If a genius like you joins me, we will definitely be able to create many exquisite funerals~"

Seeing that Lei Ya started to be stubborn again, Bai Yu pondered for a moment, then another idea came to his mind, and then he said again.

"I regret not being able to create all kinds of fantastic funerals with you.

But if you want to create any kind of funeral, it requires a lot of preparation. You should know this, right?

For example, the origin of the deceased, the shape and material of the coffin, the clothes of the deceased, and the special band at the funeral."

"The band and the band, this is another brilliant idea, why didn't I think of it?"

Before Bai Yu finished speaking one by one, Lei Ya slapped his head again and fell into ecstasy, but then looked at Bai Yu with burning eyes, as if looking at an endless treasure house.

"Come with me to hold a funeral for the dead. I think if they know that their funeral will be so unique and exquisite, they will happily jump out of the coffin and dance with us~"

"Uh." After hearing Lei Ya's exaggerated metaphor, Bai Yu couldn't help wiping the sweat from his forehead, "Actually, I have a lot of ideas. You can totally do it according to my ideas. Didn't you say that your brain is not smart? Just follow mine. Just do whatever you want~"

"no"

Seeing that the black hoe Lei Ya was more joyful, the blue whale outside couldn't hold back.

However, this resolute stop made the black hoe Lei Ya unhappy.

"Why don't you behave?"

Blue Whale immediately opened the door and walked into the room.

"If I say no, it won't work. He is lying to you."

"Master Blue Whale, why did I lie to him and how can you prove that it was me who lied to him and not you who lied to him?"

Seeing Bai Yu so calm, Lei Ya also began to suspect the blue whale.

"Yes, how can you prove that you didn't lie to me?"

Blue Whale squeezed his fist, stared at Bai Yu coldly for a while, and then looked at Lei Ya.

"He was going to fight you, and if you beat him, you'd have ten corpses to bury.

But now he clearly wants you not to duel with him, so you will lose ten corpses.Don’t you want a grand funeral tonight?”

This rhetorical question made Lei Ya stunned, but before Lei Ya could speak, Bai Yu took over the conversation.

"Master Blue Whale, the ten corpses you mentioned can only be obtained after defeating me.

Not to mention whether he can beat me or not, even if he wins, he will only get ten corpses. Let me ask him, have the corpses he buried over the years been considered small?

There are not thousands of tools, but there are always hundreds of tools, right?

So what do these ten bodies mean to him?

And now it’s obvious that the grandness and creativity of the funeral are more important to him, okay?

Speaking of creativity, do you have this idea?”

When Bai Yu asked such a question, Blue Whale's question was immediately dumbfounded.

The funeral was grand and creative, how could a normal person like him think about it.

Moreover, the ANBU had trained them in assassination skills since childhood, so how could they teach him how to do a funeral?

But at this time, Lei Ya also looked suspicious when he saw the blue whale in a daze.

"Yes, do you have this idea? Are you as talented as him?"

Faced with the unanimous questioning voices of the two, Blue Whale almost vomited blood.

But he really didn't know how to answer.

Now that even corpses can't attract Black Pick Lei Ya, he really can't think of anything.

After thinking for a while, Blue Whale finally looked at Bai Yu sharply.

"Lei Ya, go out and leave the knife for me."

Seeing Blue Whale's unkind eyes, Bai Yu understood what he was going to do.

But Lei Ya didn't move in a daze, but stared at the blue whale in a daze.

"I know, you want to bury him, right? I won't let you bury him. You are not qualified."

"I" Blue Whale looked at Lei Ya in disbelief, his eyes widened.

The situation has become too fast, and it is obvious that the people he invited are going to kill people for him.

But now he has turned around to prevent himself from killing people.

What a ridiculous thing

If someone with a little brain did such a thing, he could understand it.

But it happened to be someone who said every day that his head was not good.

At this moment, Blue Whale's head was muddled, but the inherent quality of being an Anbu ninja for many years made him calm down quickly and began to think about the current chaotic situation.

After a long time, Blue Whale's eyes sparkled, and the corners of his lips under the mask curled into a sneer.

"Gui Deng Bai Yu, don't you want to be a lone traveler? Defeat Black Hoe Lei Ya, even if you pass the test"