The whole world is raising elves

After the biology class, the school bell rang. Because Lu Yanchen was admitted to high school early, he did not take the high school entrance examination, so he did not have to study at night.

Wang Xiao ran to Lu Yanchen's seat as soon as get out of class was over.

"Let's go to Wangji at the school gate to eat noodles."

Lu Yanchen was packing his schoolbag, and Wang Xiao watched in surprise as he stuffed biology, chemistry, and Chinese books into it.

"Brother, isn't it? You have stabilized your grades and high school, and you still read when you go home." Wang Xiao held his head in pain, "If I don't get into Zhenzhong, my mother can probably keep me in school for the whole summer."

Lu Yanchen collected the books without any hesitation. He was joking, he was preparing to go home and cram in the book.

During school time, many students were preparing to eat outside the school, and the stalls at the school gate were bustling with people.

The school is still an old school, and the environment is still the same.

The scenery is beautiful and the breeze is blowing.

Surrounded by trees, greenery and buildings are as cleverly integrated as ever, and various ancient buildings are well preserved.

Lu Yanchen noticed that the scenery in front of him seemed to be somewhat different from what he remembered.

After all, in his memory, those old buildings had been demolished a long time ago. Even if he continued to advocate the protection of cultural relics, they were just old buildings on the new buildings.

Halfway through, Lu Yanchen noticed a familiar old building. He remembered that it was demolished when he was in the sixth grade of elementary school. Why now that he is in the third grade of junior high school, these buildings are still there and there are obvious signs of repair.

Before he could appreciate the ancient scenery that once existed only in his memory, Lu Yanchen was frightened and screamed by a huge green caterpillar that suddenly hung from the tree.

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Severely shocked.

Wang Xiao said with unceremonious contempt: "What are you doing? You call me Green Caterpillar. Do you think you are a girl?"

Lu Yanchen turned his head with a look of horror on his face. Are you kidding me? Normal people would be scared to death if they saw this, okay?

Huge dark green caterpillar

It has three obvious pairs of thorax and legs, and five pairs of abdominal and tail legs. Its round black eyes set off its soft body, making it look strangely harmonious.

There are Y-shaped pink tentacles on the top of its head that can be freely retracted. If you look closely, you can see the thin light-colored fluff on its body and strange patterns on its skin.

Where did this unscientific creature come from?

Whose caterpillar has a pair of big, watery eyes?

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Lu Yanchen raised his head numbly.

As expected, the entire tree was covered with bugs of various colors and unusual sizes.

He froze in place and didn't move for a long time.

If it weren't for the huge green, yellow, and red caterpillars hanging on the trees that were as thick as his arm, he would not think the world was strange.

Closing his eyes in pain, he really couldn't do anything about the bugs. He felt that the school couldn't keep him calm anymore, and he needed the rooftop.

Not only that, but on the way to Wangji, he also saw many "non-mutated" animals.

There was also an aunt who got up early in the morning to walk her dog. She was holding a Samoyed in one hand, followed by a red dog Kati that was sparkling when it hit the dog.

You can get angry even if you hit Hache

Is this really okay and won't cause a fire?

There are also giant green garlic walking plants that can walk, the huge rat Ratha, and various birds that are about the size of a baby, such as the Spearow and Gugu.

etc.

Lu Yanchen said that his world view must be restructured.

"Brother, were you playing games until early last night?" Faced with Lu Yanchen's rare silence today, Wang Xiao felt a little uncomfortable and stared at his face, wondering if this guy was secretly playing games behind his back. game.

Lu Yanchen raised his head and glanced at him.

Speaking of which, Wang Xiao, who is soft and cute and can be bullied, is not yet the terrifying man who will be both a nerd and a corrupt man in the future and can draw erotic pictures without changing his expression.

Seeing the concern on his face, Lu Yanchen nodded happily, feeling as if his gay friend had become his son.

However, my only regret is that I will not be able to see the ending of future manuscripts, and I always feel a bit disappointed.

Wang Xiao still maintained the same expression: Did you learn secretly behind my back?

Lu Yanchen touched the non-existent sweat on his head, indicating that he was under great pressure.

The world is changing so fast that he can no longer keep up with social trends.

Will be eliminated

Thinking of this, Lu Yanchen's expression became more subtle.

In order to cheer him up, Wang Xiao immediately took the initiative to start talking about studying.

"You are No. 3 in this exam and I am No. [-]. We can choose the elf together. Physics and Chemistry is really difficult this time. Otherwise, my ranking will definitely be higher. What a pity."

Choose elf

Physical Chemistry

You are still talking about science. The existence of elves is obviously the most unscientific. Realizing that he has the potential to become a complaining emperor, Lu Yanchen was speechless and choked. He just wanted to be a quiet academic master.

"That's right, I answered the question this time about how the fire elf's energy works. I was so lucky. The heat in the Charmander's body was compressed and transformed into an energy body visible to the naked eye."

Unconsciously.

Lu Yanchen, who suddenly realized that he had become illiterate, was silent for a second and said silently: "Sodium nitrite nano2 can convert the fe2 ions in human hemoglobin into fe3 ions, forming methemoglobin and losing the ability to combine with oxygen. Poisoning by accidental ingestion of sodium nitrite , can be relieved by taking vitamin C, then the properties of sodium nitrite and vitamin C are:

Wang Xiao: ""

Lu Yanchen: Very good, I’m not a bad student yet.

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Wang Xiao was stunned for a moment. He was used to being overwhelmed by knowledge. He changed the subject very calmly: "Brother, have you decided what major to choose in high school?"

Professional

Isn’t high school only divided into arts and sciences? Students with special talents are included at most. What the hell is choosing a major?

"I don't know." Lu Yanchen and Wang Xiao walked into Wang Ji Noodle House one after another.

Putting down his schoolbag, Wang Xiao had already ordered two beef ramen noodles with familiarity.

Lu Yanchen sat on the chair with an expressionless face. In fact, all he could think about was the huge fluffy brown rabbit standing behind the cashier.

This damn girl is a real bunny girl. The problem is that she has a huge figure.

Is it a stuffed toy?

What the hell is this.

"With your results, you must be an elf trainer. I want to try elf healer." Wang Xiao said to himself, "By the way, the curly-eared rabbit of this store owner has evolved. The one at the cashier is the evolved one." I’m so envious of the bunny girl.”

Oh, it turns out you are an elf too.

Lu Yanchen watched numbly as several girls in school uniforms approached the bunny girl to take a photo.

Wang Xiao suddenly came over: "Do you know how much money this shop owner spent to send the elf to a professional trainer, and it took him two months of training to evolve."

"" This topic aroused Lu Yanchen's curiosity.

Evolution also costs money

Wang Xiao made a three sign.

"Three thousand"

"You're stupid, it's [-]."

Lu Yanchen looked up at the price in the noodle shop. A bowl of beef noodles was only ten yuan. You can imagine that thirty thousand is not a small amount at all.

I couldn't help but exclaimed: "It's really expensive."

"Doesn't your dad also want the Bibi bird to evolve? At that time, he will probably have to spend money to send it to a professional trainer, which is bad, but your dad has connections, so it will probably be cheaper." Wang Xiao looked envious, "I don't know if I can What kind of elf did you get?"

""What the hell?

Even if he hasn't watched many anime, Lu Yanchen knows about elves. It's obvious that you can upgrade when you have enough experience bar. Why do you still need to spend money now?

"Why do you need to spend money to send it to a professional trainer?" Lu Yanchen asked with a frown.

At this moment, noodles were served. It was a young man. Lu Yanchen knew him. He was the son of the owner of Wangji Noodle House.

"If you ask me, if you don't evolve, you won't evolve. Curl-eared rabbits are also very cute. My dad is really full and has nothing to do. After going to the grade appraisal center for identification, he found that the curly-eared rabbit has reached the evolutionary level. He had to let the little rabbit Evolution, he’s not a trainer, why bother with this?”

The young man complained a lot.

"Brother Wang, haven't you noticed that after the curl-eared rabbit evolved, the business of the noodle shop has improved?" Wang Xiao took out his chopsticks and winked.

The man stretched out his hand and scratched his hair: "That's right. When it's break time, a bunch of little girls come to take pictures."

"I guess men want to do it too, but they just don't have the courage." Wang Xiao added.

Lu Yanchen, who was as quiet as a chicken, looked at the elf, who was more beautiful than ordinary women, and a sentence suddenly flashed in his mind: I have been single for a long time, and I can look at a rabbit with delicate features.

Lu Yanchen: Yes, it’s very subtle.

After eating the noodles, the two parted ways.

Wang Xiao continued to go back to study in the evening, while Lu Yanchen went home.