Meat bomb impact from Naruto
Chapter 1 1 Wine Barrel
Konoha.
fence.
"Barrel, besides drinking and bragging, what else can you do? As a member of the Akimichi clan, you haven't even learned a single family secret, and you're still in debt."
"what"
"Ah, what? You are the least promising in the entire Akimichi family, right? If it weren't for the fact that I graduated with you, I wouldn't even bother to talk about you. You really treat yourself like a wine barrel."
""
Listening to the scoldings of the people around him, Jiugong was also very sad, knowing that he hated iron for not being able to become steel.
But no way.
He was just a time traveler who was reborn into the world of Naruto two weeks ago. Because the time was too short, he had not had time to adapt.
According to the original memory in his mind, he knew that the original owner of this body was called "Akimichi Kutō", and he was the younger brother of Akimichi Dingzao, the leader of the Akimichi clan.
Because of his poor talent, failure to master the family secrets, and his love of drinking, he was nicknamed "the wine barrel" by the ninjas of his generation.
Yes, it had the same nickname as "Barrel Gragas" in the competitive game League of Legends he played in his previous life, but the two of them were a waste and a hero.
Akimichi Choza was assigned to the Konoha Wall Guards because of his connections, but he was lazy all day long, drank and bragged, and ended up in debt, becoming a negative example for the ninjas of Konoha Village.
Apart from anything else, he is almost thirty, a genin, has no girlfriend, is extremely fat, and knows nothing except drinking and blowing. He is really a piece of trash.
"Fuck my mentality"
Liquor let out a long sigh and touched the fat on his body.
When he traveled back in time, he was in a tavern, and his body was lying under the table. If nothing else happened, his predecessor must have died of drinking.
This makes the barrel despise.
He was a winemaker in his previous life and had an astonishing capacity for drinking. He was the only one who drank others down, and he was never the one who got drunk.
And the reason why he died and was reborn was precisely because he had a bet with a sinister villain in a drinking game. As a result, he refused to let go and drank others into alcohol poisoning. He became demented in the second half of his life and could not take care of himself, so he was His children had a grudge, so they broke the life-and-death contract and shot him dead.
It was also from that time that Jiugong understood one thing.
Power first
Might is supreme
He can't just drink, he must be strong, he must make those treacherous villains tremble with fear when they see him.
Thinking of this, suddenly, a voice sounded in his mind and a panel appeared.
It is detected that the host condition has reached the standard, and the program starts
Title: Wine Barrel
Level: 1
Money: 500
Passive skill: Happy Hour
Active skills: click to learn rolling barrel, click to learn drunken rage, click to learn meat bomb impact
Ultimate skill: Explosive Barrel Unlocked
Equipment slot is unavailable
Mission: Sunagakure is about to invade, please kill ten Sunagakure ninjas who invade Konoha to open the store to purchase equipment.
"Sunagakure Invasion"
Suddenly, Jiugong seemed to realize something, and hurriedly turned his head and pushed his ninja companion next to him to the ground, protecting his head.
boom
There was a huge noise, as if something huge fell to the ground, causing a strong earthquake.
The gravel flew up and flew dangerously over their heads.
The wall trembled along with the earth, causing the patrolling ninjas standing on it to lose their center of gravity and stagger one after another.
While the dust was flying, Liquor took a closer look. A huge three-headed snake appeared not far outside the wall of Konoha. Its tail was moving around the tree as small as grass, and a thick smoke screen rose around it.
"snake"
Before I could react, the three-headed giant snake swam on the ground, made a piercing cry, and rushed towards the wall.
"Enemy Attack"
Suddenly, Jiugong heard someone shouting sharply, and quickly grabbed his companion who was frightened to the ground and looked around for cover.
Until then, the companion had just calmed down, with a look of horror on his face.
He was just a rookie chuunin who was recruited to guard the wall just after completing the chunin exam. How had he ever seen such a battle?
"It seems that Sunagakure is invading. Ryuta, you hide here while I go find Captain Morino."
Jiugong's tone was calm and normal. Except for the giant snake that suddenly appeared just now, everything was actually in his calculations.
During the two weeks when he just traveled through time, he didn't just sit around. He went directly to his nephew Akimichi Choji and tried to find a way to find out the timeline.
The current time was during the only Chunin Exam that Naruto had ever taken, when Orochimaru and Sunagakure were plotting the "Konoha Collapse Plan."
While they were just chatting, Jiugong had been paying attention to the events at the stadium in the center of the village, and was on guard against Sunagakure's sudden attack.
But I didn't expect that Sunagakure's attack was much more decisive than imagined.
Leaving Longta alone, the wine barrel headed straight for the gap in the wall.
He knew that as the patrol leader during the Chunin Examination, Morino Ihiki would rush to the gap as soon as possible to block the enemy's attack.
However, it was actually just as he expected.
Before he could look for it for long, Morino Ihiki appeared in his sight with several chuunin.
"At all costs, we must stop Sunagakure before the Hokage arrives."
"Yes"
swish swish
Dozens of Konoha ninjas rushed towards the giant snake, but were quickly killed one by one by Sunagakure who was hiding behind the giant snake.
Standing on the broken wall, the Sunagakure ninjas wearing gauze scarves and forehead protectors showed proud smiles.
They were the vanguard ninja troops of Sunagakure, the elite of Sunagakure ninjas. From the moment he saw them, Morino Ihiki knew that it would not be easy to stop them.
"trouble"
Morinoi Hiki felt deeply troubled, but when he turned around and saw that his capable subordinates behind him were already dead and wounded, they had no strength to fight anymore.
a fat man.
"Akidao Jiutong, what are you doing here? Go and help the security team evacuate the masses."
"Captain, I am also a member of the patrol team. Please let me fight for Konoha."
Wine Barrel said, holding on to his unreliable beer belly.
Morino Ihiki glanced at him in surprise, thinking that the situation was urgent and even a pig had to be sent to put out the fire.
"Then just cover your teammates' attacks. Don't force yourself."
"clear"
After saying that, the wine barrel rushed up.
Morino Ihiki looked at the figure of the wine barrel that looked like it would roll up like a snowball if it fell. He suddenly felt unbearable, so he turned his head and gave orders to his two injured men.
"You release ninjutsu from the flanks and cover the barrel to cover your teammates' attacks."
The two ninjas looked at each other for a while, wondering what kind of order this was, but they still rushed forward.
fence.
"Barrel, besides drinking and bragging, what else can you do? As a member of the Akimichi clan, you haven't even learned a single family secret, and you're still in debt."
"what"
"Ah, what? You are the least promising in the entire Akimichi family, right? If it weren't for the fact that I graduated with you, I wouldn't even bother to talk about you. You really treat yourself like a wine barrel."
""
Listening to the scoldings of the people around him, Jiugong was also very sad, knowing that he hated iron for not being able to become steel.
But no way.
He was just a time traveler who was reborn into the world of Naruto two weeks ago. Because the time was too short, he had not had time to adapt.
According to the original memory in his mind, he knew that the original owner of this body was called "Akimichi Kutō", and he was the younger brother of Akimichi Dingzao, the leader of the Akimichi clan.
Because of his poor talent, failure to master the family secrets, and his love of drinking, he was nicknamed "the wine barrel" by the ninjas of his generation.
Yes, it had the same nickname as "Barrel Gragas" in the competitive game League of Legends he played in his previous life, but the two of them were a waste and a hero.
Akimichi Choza was assigned to the Konoha Wall Guards because of his connections, but he was lazy all day long, drank and bragged, and ended up in debt, becoming a negative example for the ninjas of Konoha Village.
Apart from anything else, he is almost thirty, a genin, has no girlfriend, is extremely fat, and knows nothing except drinking and blowing. He is really a piece of trash.
"Fuck my mentality"
Liquor let out a long sigh and touched the fat on his body.
When he traveled back in time, he was in a tavern, and his body was lying under the table. If nothing else happened, his predecessor must have died of drinking.
This makes the barrel despise.
He was a winemaker in his previous life and had an astonishing capacity for drinking. He was the only one who drank others down, and he was never the one who got drunk.
And the reason why he died and was reborn was precisely because he had a bet with a sinister villain in a drinking game. As a result, he refused to let go and drank others into alcohol poisoning. He became demented in the second half of his life and could not take care of himself, so he was His children had a grudge, so they broke the life-and-death contract and shot him dead.
It was also from that time that Jiugong understood one thing.
Power first
Might is supreme
He can't just drink, he must be strong, he must make those treacherous villains tremble with fear when they see him.
Thinking of this, suddenly, a voice sounded in his mind and a panel appeared.
It is detected that the host condition has reached the standard, and the program starts
Title: Wine Barrel
Level: 1
Money: 500
Passive skill: Happy Hour
Active skills: click to learn rolling barrel, click to learn drunken rage, click to learn meat bomb impact
Ultimate skill: Explosive Barrel Unlocked
Equipment slot is unavailable
Mission: Sunagakure is about to invade, please kill ten Sunagakure ninjas who invade Konoha to open the store to purchase equipment.
"Sunagakure Invasion"
Suddenly, Jiugong seemed to realize something, and hurriedly turned his head and pushed his ninja companion next to him to the ground, protecting his head.
boom
There was a huge noise, as if something huge fell to the ground, causing a strong earthquake.
The gravel flew up and flew dangerously over their heads.
The wall trembled along with the earth, causing the patrolling ninjas standing on it to lose their center of gravity and stagger one after another.
While the dust was flying, Liquor took a closer look. A huge three-headed snake appeared not far outside the wall of Konoha. Its tail was moving around the tree as small as grass, and a thick smoke screen rose around it.
"snake"
Before I could react, the three-headed giant snake swam on the ground, made a piercing cry, and rushed towards the wall.
"Enemy Attack"
Suddenly, Jiugong heard someone shouting sharply, and quickly grabbed his companion who was frightened to the ground and looked around for cover.
Until then, the companion had just calmed down, with a look of horror on his face.
He was just a rookie chuunin who was recruited to guard the wall just after completing the chunin exam. How had he ever seen such a battle?
"It seems that Sunagakure is invading. Ryuta, you hide here while I go find Captain Morino."
Jiugong's tone was calm and normal. Except for the giant snake that suddenly appeared just now, everything was actually in his calculations.
During the two weeks when he just traveled through time, he didn't just sit around. He went directly to his nephew Akimichi Choji and tried to find a way to find out the timeline.
The current time was during the only Chunin Exam that Naruto had ever taken, when Orochimaru and Sunagakure were plotting the "Konoha Collapse Plan."
While they were just chatting, Jiugong had been paying attention to the events at the stadium in the center of the village, and was on guard against Sunagakure's sudden attack.
But I didn't expect that Sunagakure's attack was much more decisive than imagined.
Leaving Longta alone, the wine barrel headed straight for the gap in the wall.
He knew that as the patrol leader during the Chunin Examination, Morino Ihiki would rush to the gap as soon as possible to block the enemy's attack.
However, it was actually just as he expected.
Before he could look for it for long, Morino Ihiki appeared in his sight with several chuunin.
"At all costs, we must stop Sunagakure before the Hokage arrives."
"Yes"
swish swish
Dozens of Konoha ninjas rushed towards the giant snake, but were quickly killed one by one by Sunagakure who was hiding behind the giant snake.
Standing on the broken wall, the Sunagakure ninjas wearing gauze scarves and forehead protectors showed proud smiles.
They were the vanguard ninja troops of Sunagakure, the elite of Sunagakure ninjas. From the moment he saw them, Morino Ihiki knew that it would not be easy to stop them.
"trouble"
Morinoi Hiki felt deeply troubled, but when he turned around and saw that his capable subordinates behind him were already dead and wounded, they had no strength to fight anymore.
a fat man.
"Akidao Jiutong, what are you doing here? Go and help the security team evacuate the masses."
"Captain, I am also a member of the patrol team. Please let me fight for Konoha."
Wine Barrel said, holding on to his unreliable beer belly.
Morino Ihiki glanced at him in surprise, thinking that the situation was urgent and even a pig had to be sent to put out the fire.
"Then just cover your teammates' attacks. Don't force yourself."
"clear"
After saying that, the wine barrel rushed up.
Morino Ihiki looked at the figure of the wine barrel that looked like it would roll up like a snowball if it fell. He suddenly felt unbearable, so he turned his head and gave orders to his two injured men.
"You release ninjutsu from the flanks and cover the barrel to cover your teammates' attacks."
The two ninjas looked at each other for a while, wondering what kind of order this was, but they still rushed forward.
You'll Also Like
-
Dragon Ball: Reborn as a Saiyan, They Covet Me
Chapter 120 14 hours ago -
Bleach: The Invincible Slacker from Rukongai
Chapter 201 16 hours ago -
Elves: Check out Ash's top ten legendary companions!
Chapter 194 16 hours ago -
I, Nurarihyon, the Lord of All Monsters
Chapter 121 16 hours ago -
Hogwarts: Past life exposed, I am the Sorcerer Supreme
Chapter 43 16 hours ago -
Shura White Tiger in Sailing
Chapter 186 16 hours ago -
National Secret Realm: Dig out Queen Medusa at the beginning
Chapter 223 16 hours ago -
Dissecting corpses in the morning, blind dating with Boss Yang in the afternoon
Chapter 209 16 hours ago -
Life in Tokyo starting as a child star
Chapter 184 16 hours ago -
Simultaneous time travel: Starting from the inherently evil Uchiha
Chapter 306 16 hours ago