Meat bomb impact from Naruto

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"Oh, Princess Tsunade, I'm afraid you're going to lose again."

"How can you lose? Are you kidding me? I only have one card. You still have seventeen. Can you still use seventeen more to kill me, Tsunade? Shizune, give me a raise."

"Ah but, Tsunade-sama, we have no money anymore."

"Um"

Hearing this, Tsunade, who was drunk, looked at Shizune who was holding the piglet, and then looked at the piglet in her arms.

"Boh-oh-oh-oh-oh"

The little pig felt bad and screamed immediately.

"No, Tsunade-sama, please don't use it for betting."

Shizune quickly stopped her.

"cut."

Tsunade sighed in disappointment: "That's it, let's play our cards."

Pushing the coins on the table forward, Tsunade gambled her last savings.

"hey-hey."

The man smiled, spread out the seventeen cards in his hand on the table, and lined them up.

""

Tsunade was dubious and leaned over to take a look.

Good guy, you were so lucky. Not one of the seventeen cards was redundant, and it just formed the most ridiculous combination.

"No way"

Tsunade grabbed her hair and regretted that she had just staked all her savings on it.

"Tsunade-sama, we have no food to eat."

Shizune cried, Dolphin cried.

"What are you afraid of? We haven't reached the end of the road yet."

Tsunade said boldly, pulling off the bracelet from her hand.

When Shizune saw this, she immediately panicked and almost hugged Tsunade's thigh and begged her.

"No, Tsunade-sama, this is your favorite bracelet."

"It's okay Shizune. I've wanted to pawn this bracelet for a long time. It's not comfortable at all wearing it."

"You just want to make a comeback"

"Without further ado"

Snapped

Putting the bracelet on the table, Tsunade looked at the gamblers and picked up a dice cup placed next to the table.

"Come on, let's play dice this time."

With that said, Tsunade shook the dice cup.

The gamblers looked at each other and laughed. If you don't make money, you are a fool.

"Okay, then we will play with you again."

Everyone bet one after another.

At this time, a small snake crawled over and stared at Tsunade from a distance.

Soon, the dice cup opened.

Surprisingly, Tsunade actually shook her head the loudest.

"Yeah, I actually won."

Shizune was so happy that she jumped up and pocketed the money on the table.

All the gamblers were stunned.

what happened

Why is the fat sheep not fat anymore?

The most unexpected thing was Tsunade. She knew that she would lose every bet. Once she won the bet, something would happen.

What's going on?

Tsunade suddenly became uneasy.

At this time, she noticed the small snake coiled on the window, and immediately took out the kunai from Shizune's ninja bag and threw it.

嗖

The little snake was nailed to the head accurately and died.

But before Tsunade could pass by, the little snake suddenly turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared.

"As expected of Tsunade, one of the legendary three ninjas."

Orochimaru walked in from the door, followed by Kabuto the Medicine Man, with a Blood Fury on his head.

Because it was too conspicuous, Tsunade first saw Blood Fury and then Orochimaru.

"It's you."

Frowning, Tsunade turned around and looked at Orochimaru's pale face.

"haven't seen you for a long time."

Orochimaru's voice was hoarse, like nails scratching iron.

The Kingdom of Fire, east of Tanchu Street.

In a tavern.

Jiugong had just woken up, and with a pair of sleepy eyes, he looked at an old man who had drunk too much and was bragging.

"Yesterday, a friend asked me what happened to the teacher. I asked him what happened and showed me a photo. When I saw it, it turned out to be yesterday. There were two young people in their 30s, one weighing , more than 90 kilograms, and one weighs more than 80 kilograms. Ta Men said, my cervical vertebra was damaged when I was doing the task. I asked the teacher if you could teach me the Hunyuan Ninja Technique. Short, you can help treat my cervical spondylosis. I said yes. He I stood up quickly, and then came up with a left kick, a right whip and a left jab. I was careless and didn't dodge. I was short. His left fist hit me. Ah, my right eye was rubbed. For a moment, but it doesn’t matter. I said stop, and it will be fine after 2 minutes. I said, young man, you don’t practice tolerance. He said, Teacher, I’m sorry, I don’t understand the rules. He said he was beating randomly, but he was not beating randomly. Ah, he is very well-trained in kicking the left jab with his whip kick. Later he said that he has practiced Muay Thai for three or four years. Ah, it seems that he is well prepared. These two young men do not talk about tolerance. They come to cheat and sneak attacks. I 69-year-old old ninja, is this good or bad? I advise this young man to do it and reflect on it. Don't make such clever and clever tricks again in the future. Ah, the ninja world must value peace and teach the way of ninja. Don’t get into fights.”

As soon as he finished speaking, someone below echoed, making the wine barrel look confused.

"What the hell"

Wine Barrel complained, looking at the journey mission in his mind again.

Although it was said that this task could be completed as long as he came to Tanchu Street, since the morning, Li Keg had been sitting and drinking in the Tanchu Street pub, but the task was not completed and the reward was not settled.

"Didn't I come to Danzhu Street?"

Jiugong was confused and looked outside the tavern. There were many signs saying "Tanchu Street Teahouse" and "Tanchu Street Shop".

How could it not be Danzhu Street?

Is there a bug in the system?

Jiugong didn't know, but he had nothing to do now. He could only continue to listen to the braggadocio of the old man named "Baoguo Yima".

At this moment, Baoguo Yimanali suddenly started making noise, as if he was making noises, which attracted Jiugong to look forward.

"Since everyone has requested again and again, I, Baoguo, will not refuse even a moment. Today I will demonstrate to you the Hunyuan Ninja Technique with five consecutive whips of lightning."

He said, getting into a posture, and there was a burst of cheers from below.

Just as he was about to fight, Baoguo Yima suddenly waved his hand to a ninja in the far corner who stretched his head to look, saying that he wanted to find a target to demonstrate, and if he did well, he would be rewarded.

"me"

The man was obviously stunned for a moment.

Following Baoguo Yima's line of sight, Jiutong turned around and was stunned.

That person was none other than Jiraiya, one of the legendary Sannin of Konoha.

His white lion hair and forehead protector with the word "oil" on his head made Jiugong immediately recognize him.

"Come on, you are big. If I tighten my strength a little more, you might be able to catch my five lightning whips."

Baoguo Yima said with a smile, holding his hands behind his back, looking like a great master.

"Uh"

Like the barrel, Jiraiya was also slightly drunk.

Surrounded by many people, I somehow made it to the stage.

Amidst the commotion, Jiraiya, who wanted to save face, had no choice but to take it seriously and face off against Baoguo Ichima, the founder of the "Hunyuan Ninpo" sect.

This is a plot not seen in the original work

Jiugong suddenly became interested, crossed his legs, pinched two peanuts and threw them into his mouth, and looked at them with relish.