Douluo: Touring the Heavens

"The secret is what it is"

In full view of everyone, Lin Fan picked up a super large luxury gold foil cigar and took a deep puff. A strong smell of cigarettes immediately rolled in Lin Fan's mouth. Finally, Lin Fan raised his head and squinted his eyes. He slowly exhaled the thick smoke, forming a white smoke ring rising in the air.

my grass

The magic weapon for the handsome man to win is actually the super luxurious cigar in his hand

No wonder the commander is more handsome than the adults. He takes a long puff of cigar every time before making a move.

So this is ah

My goodness

This cigar is amazing, right?

Yes

Give me ten dozen cigars like this

Not

I also want

I want a hundred dozen

I want ten thousand dozen

Just as the audience was talking lively, the host holding the golden microphone spoke:

"Then let me ask you, Dashuai, where can I buy such a huge and amazing cigar?"

Yup

Where can I buy it?

This is the most important thing

Looks like buying it

Please be patient, everyone

Now let’s invite our great comeback Mr. Bi to speak.

As he spoke, Lin Fan picked up the golden microphone handed to him by the host and shouted loudly:

"This is the super invincible first giant, thick, long, cool, amazing and amazing cigar in the universe sold exclusively by our Van's Group"

“Pre-sales will begin in three days.”

"When the time comes, everyone must go to our Van's Group's exclusive flagship store of the universe's super invincible, thickest, thickest, longest, most cool, amazing, and awesome cigar."

"Buy it"

"Buy it"

"Buy it"

Lin Fan's voice just fell.

There was a loud bang at the scene again, and an explosion of shouts like five thunderous thunders suddenly sounded throughout the entire Soto Great Spirit Fighting Arena:

"Buy it"

"Buy it buy it"

"Buy it buy it buy it"

""

After everyone's emotions relaxed a little, Lin Fan spoke again:

“Everyone, please be patient”

"In addition to the super invincible first giant, thick, long, cool, amazing and amazing cigar produced by our Fan Group, there is another most crucial thing for me to win."

that's it

After taking a puff of a super large luxury gold foil cigar, Lin Fan took a glass of colorful fiery red cocktail called "Tachira Flame" from the bartender next to him who was wearing a bright black and white vest and suit.

Immediately, a strong aroma of wine began to spread in Lin Fan's mouth, and soon after, an intense bitter and pungent feeling that burned through his lungs suddenly swept through Lin Fan's body crazily.

The entire audience, who smelled the strong aroma of alcohol, was so shocked that their eyes almost fell down.

I want to buy a hundred bottles of this wine

I want [-] bottles

I want to contract the wine from Dashuai Bi’s house

Fuck you, you took over the contract, what should we buy?

As he said this, there was a roar of beatings in the audience.

""

"stop fighting"

"stop fighting"

“I’ll just have a bottle.”

A medium-fat man showed his fat head and big ears from the group fight.

"Don't get excited, everyone."

"Commander Mortal God said so"

"In addition to cigars and wine, there are two other things that are also the most important to his victory."

my grass

There is still

What could it be

Yes

So curious

Of course, it was indispensable in the end under the spotlight. After taking a big sip of the "Tachira Fire" cocktail, Lin Fan held a secret chicken wing covered in golden juice in his left hand, and a delicate and delicious chicken wing in his right hand. Thirsty honey-glazed chicken drumsticks.

One bite on the left, one on the right.

Suddenly, an alluring aroma of roasted chicken wings and roasted chicken legs filled Lin Fan's mouth. Lin Fan gently chewed the tender and delicious honey-glazed chicken wings and chicken legs, feeling extremely comfortable. He took it all in with the last bite. Swallow it into your belly.

"shuang"

my grass

These chicken wings and chicken legs look so delicious, right?

I rely on

No more

I'm drooling

cut

you see me

My pants are wet

What do you think this is?

My tm feet are all licked

As he said this, the man lifted his feet with both hands and stuffed them into his mouth.

shit, shit, shit

兄弟

Niubi

you win

The younger brother is willing to give in

Seeing this scene, the eyes of the people around him almost bulged out in shock.

"Next, what I want to reveal to you is the final winning item of this game."

After hearing Lin Fan's words, everyone's eyes suddenly focused on Lin Fan again.

"Snow Fairy, Snow Spirit"

"come up"

As he spoke, two beauties wearing leg-revealing red cheongsams whose temperament, appearance, and figure were comparable to those of Lin Fan's former top female stars in the entertainment industry, slowly came forward, and then began to massage Lin Fan, one pressing the upper body and the other pressing the lower body.

My big grass

The final secret to victory

It turns out to be a big health care

My goodness

Still such a beautiful and sexy beauty giving great health care

Where can such great health care services be found?

I'm going

I also need to go

I want to apply for a monthly card

I want a yearly subscription

I want to apply for a lifetime card

I have to come and serve ten times a day

I want to come a hundred times

I want to come ten thousand times

shit

Brother, please pay attention to your health.

"Everyone, please be patient.

"The cigars, fine wines, honey-glazed chicken wings and drumsticks, and beautiful women's health care services that Mr. Fanshen Shuaibi showed us just now are all available in the Fan's Cigar Official Flagship Store, Fan's Liquor Official Flagship Store, and Fan's Restaurant that will open in three days. , can be purchased at Fan’s high-end leisure center.”

Wow

Really been waiting

Yes

I can't wait any longer

me too

I really want to buy it now

1

1

1

"Everyone, be quiet. Next, let's interview Mortal God Marshal Bi. The second question is, what is the name of the boxing technique that Mortal God Marshal Bi used to knock out the Five Gentlemen with one punch?"

This is a good question.

I really want to know

Right

"This boxing technique is actually a set of ordinary boxing techniques created by me personally. Its name tells everyone on the business side that it is the number one super invincible, cool and explosive God Fist in the universe."

shit

shit

shit

What an awesome name

神拳

It sounds awesome

So cruel

So invincible

I want to learn

I want to learn too

I really want to become my teacher

I want to worship you as my ancestor

1

1

1

Everyone be quiet, be quiet

Next we have to ask the last question of the interview.

When they heard that the last question of the interview was about to be asked, all the audience immediately became quiet, and the whole place was completely silent.

"May I ask, Lord Mortal God, Marshal Bi, if you are single now?"

After hearing the host's question, the whole audience suddenly fell into an uproar again, and they all exclaimed:

“This question is so sharp.”

"Yup"

"No matter whether Lord Mortal God Marshal Bi is single or not, I will dedicate my daughter to Mortal God Marshal Bi."

"Me too. I have three daughters. As long as Mortal God Marshal Bi doesn't dislike them, they will all be treated as concubines to Mortal God Marshal Bi."

"cut"

"Do you think that the Marshal of the Mortal God is more interested in your three daughters than I am? All ten of my daughters are dedicated to the Marshal of the Mortal God as slaves."

"I dedicate all my nine wives and one hundred and eight daughters to the mortal god, Marshal Bi."

"Fuck"

"Brother, you are awesome"

"what is this"

"I dedicate my wife, daughter, nieces, cousins, and my whole family of [-] women to the handsome man."

"I rely on"

"I rely on"

"I rely on"

"Brother, I'm willing to give in"

Everyone be quiet

Next, I would like to invite our Mortal God Marshal Bi to speak:

"Thank you for your concern. I am currently obsessed with my career and do not consider life-long matters for the time being."

my grass

The realm of adults is high

Indulge in career

Don’t be tempted by foreign objects

It's just different from us ordinary people.

神

True god

You are truly a god

Today's interview is over, and Marshal Mortal God is going back to rest.

Below we use the twelve characters "Commander Mortal God is the most awesome and awesome than you." Is it better to send Marshal Mortal God off than to leave?

However, the host's voice has not yet fallen.

The entire Soto Great Soul Fighting Arena was filled with hysterical shouts that shook the heaven and earth, the mountains roared and the tsunami roared:

The mortal gods are more awesome than adults

Mortal God Marshal is the most awesome than the adults

Mortal God Marshal is the most awesome than the adults

The mortal gods are the most awesome and awesome compared to adults.

Finally, Lin Fan slowly left the Soul Fighting Arena amid the shouts of everyone and the embrace of two beauties with divine looks.