The Battle of Hogwarts

Chapter 26 Forced overclocking of the Sorting Hat~The Sorting Hat exploded

Under the watchful eyes of a group of freshmen, old students and professors, Edward calmly followed Professor Dumbledore to the camp of first-year wizards. Professor Dumbledore nodded at Edward and walked to his seat.

Edward began to observe the scene in front of him from the moment he entered the door. After all, the last time he came to Hogwarts, the appearance of the restaurant was far from what it is now. The current hall was magnificent and luxurious, with countless candles floating freely in the air. , and unusually there was not a drop of wax oil, and there was no smoke at all from the torches all around. The totem statues of the four major houses of Hogwarts were erected in the four corners of the hall.

The transparent starry sky dome satisfies the fantasies of little wizards of all ages and is said to have been formed by the magic of Rowena Ravenclaw herself.

Edward turned to look at the Sorting Hat placed in the middle. Looking at the tattered and stained Sorting Hat just as he expected, Edward looked disgusted.

The young wizards were wondering why the professors hadn't started the sorting ceremony yet. When the senior wizards stared at Edward with strange eyes, the hat on the four-legged stool suddenly cracked, opening a mouth and shaking. started to twist, and then sang a song:

"That's more than 1000 years of money.

I have just been woven into shape,

There were four famous wizards,

Their names are passed down to this day:

Brave Gryffindor, from the barren swamp,

Fair Ravenclaw, from the peaceful river,

Merciful Hufflepuff, from the open valley bottom,

Shrewd Strylin, from that mire,

They share a dream and a wish,

At the same time, I had a bold idea,

To cultivate young wizards into talents,

That's how Hogwarts was founded.

These four great wizards,

Each builds his own academy,

In the students they teach,

I have different ideas about the talents I admire.

Gryffindor believes that brave people should receive the highest rewards;

Ravenclaw feels that those with the brightest minds are always the most present;

Hufflepuff feels that those who work hardest are the most qualified to enter the academy.

And Slytherin, who is most power-hungry, likes those ambitious teenagers the most.

It was Gryffindor who came up with the idea. He took it off my head. The four giants all injected their thoughts into me. From now on, I will be the one to choose and evaluate.

Okay, put me on your head. I have never looked past you. I want to see your mind and determine which college you belong to. "

Listening to the Sorting Hat's impromptu rap, Edward said:

"Would you like me to sing a song of thunder, this sky-reaching cultivation, the sky will collapse, and the earth will collapse, the purple gold hammer, and the purple lightning, this mysterious flame, the nine-day mysterious sword will shake the sky?"

It's such a magical song, it can make people burst into tears.

After the Sorting Hat finished singing, Professor McGonagall officially announced:

"The sorting ceremony officially begins."

Professor McGonagall waved her hand, and a roll of parchment suddenly appeared in her hand.

"When I call your name, please come forward and sit on the stool. I will put the Sorting Hat on you and assign you a house."

At this point, Professor McGonagall paused for two seconds to let the little wizards digest the information, and then continued:

"The first one, Hannah Abbott"

When Edward heard the name, he complained in his mind:

"You are really the iron-clad Hannah, the protagonist of Flowing Water. It seems that even though you have traveled through time, your position as Queen Hannah is still unshakable."

"Hufflepuff"

After pondering for more than ten seconds, the Sorting Hat loudly announced Queen Hannah's whereabouts.

After Hufflepuff's applause dissipated, Professor McGonagall said technically:

"Second, Terry Butt"

In this way, he followed the process in Edward's memory in an orderly manner until he heard Professor McGonagall shouting

"Next, Hermione Granger"

Edward looked at the girl walking to the stage. She was indeed a top student. She had the aura of a bad student. She had many experiences in class in her previous life. She really wanted to brush her fluffy hair. It must feel great. good.

"Gryffindor"

After each new student is sorted into a college, the college where he is located will cheer with joy to welcome the arrival of younger brothers and younger sisters.There will be no movement in other colleges.

What happened next was different. As soon as Professor McGonagall read out his name, the senior wizards on the four long tables began to whisper. They all wanted to see the catastrophe who defeated the mysterious man. Which academy will the immortal boy be assigned to?

Edward just looked at Harry Potter quietly as he walked to the stage.The little savior seemed panicked at the moment. Harry sat on the stool uneasily and kept mumbling something. Edward looked at Harry's mouth shape and thought:

If nothing else, he should be talking about not going to Strelin now.

The Sorting Hat followed Harry's thoughts and wandered far away. After a while, the Sorting Hat loudly shouted out where Harry belonged:

"Gryffindor"

"Oh yeah, we have Harry Potter"

"Potter is coming to our academy"

""

After hearing the Sorting Hat's decision, the Gryffindor table was filled with people. They were all cheering for Harry's arrival. Several red-haired Weasleys near Harry even rushed to shake Harry's hand.

Hagrid occupied the podium even more excitedly. Except for Snape, who had a gloomy face and a ponytail, he was stroking his chin and wondering what he was thinking, and all of the professors were applauding Harry.

Looking at the chaotic scene and people in front of him.Edward couldn't help but sigh:

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this is how the protagonist is treated, but the savior is different. It's really noisy with gongs and drums, firecrackers are blasting, red flags are waving, and there are huge crowds of people."

Professor McGonagall waited for the excited crowd to gradually calm down before calling out the next name.

"Next, Edward Lee."

Listening to Professor McGonagall calling his name, Edward calmly adjusted his wizard robe.Walked towards the middle of the auditorium.

Somewhat disgusted, Edward put on the wizard hat, and Edward curiously communicated with the Sorting Hat in his mind:

"Interesting freshman, I haven't encountered a question like this for a long time. I can feel the pure and powerful magic power in your body. You are very ambitious and not lacking in intelligence."

"Then I wonder if you are interested in knowing things that you cannot know."

"Oh, what are the things that an old man like me doesn't know?"

Hearing the words of the Sorting Hat in his mind, Edward silently said sorry to the new students of the next year, and then began to recall the plot of Harry Potter in the previous life and how J.K. Rowling wrote it. Harry Potter.

In this way, in front of the teachers and students of the school, the Sorting Hat has persisted for more than 1000 years. Amidst this torrent of spoiler bombardment, it is like using an i3 processor, integrated graphics card, and 512 memory to forcefully run The Elder Scrolls V. The game itself, and Edward the Chicken Thief also added high-definition mods and fried chicken enb to The Elder Scrolls.

In the surprised eyes of Professor Dumbledore and all the teachers and students, in just a few breaths, smoke slowly began to rise from the sharp corners of the Sorting Hat, and then it caught fire.

Edward asked happily about the burning smell wafting from above his head.

He calmly took the Sorting Hat off his head and placed it on the stool he had just made. Before Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall and others could react, Edward calmly pulled out a fire extinguisher from the ground. , and stared at the Sorting Hat, which was almost burning.

While putting out the flames, I thought to myself:

"Sorting Hat, Sorting Hat, I'm so sorry. After all, time travel is my deepest secret. Just treat it as an upgrade."

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