The Battle of Hogwarts

Chapter 3 The Art of Language of the Crazy Edward

"Dean, you said so. I can do whatever I can to wash my hands and then come over to bring you your lunch."

"Edward, tell me, what kind of delicacy is this? Is it Yangzhou fried rice? Why is there such a big piece of mutton? Is it Yangzhou mutton fried rice?"

"Yes, yes, Edward, today's lunch at noon is so delicious. Although you couldn't get up to make breakfast for us, the lunch you made was so delicious, so we will forgive you mercifully."

A group of hungry wolves with glowing green eyes bombarded Edward with questions one after another like a hundred thousand whys.

. . . .

Then, Edward decisively exploded

Yes, that's right, that's what it means literally, because the anger level is full, and the golden hair is like Kakarot's Super Saiyan with an unknown amount of hairspray.In fact, it is a magic wave, but Pigfoot still doesn't know that he has traveled to the HP world.

"Bill, take your little friend to dinner.

John, go to Edward's room and get the notebook that Edward put in the pillow. It's the only thing that can calm Edward's mood."

After hearing the order from the dean, all the staff took their places.

"I don't know why Edward explodes so easily. Will there be free fireworks at Christmas in the future? It turns out that the big fireworks Edward sets off at Christmas are called fortyfire. They are not big fireworks, but they are quite loud."

Just when he was about to calm down, Edward heard Bill's mutterings, which raised his explosion to a new level.

This time not only the hair was floating, but also the various pots and pans in the kitchen were floating.

Alyssa felt like this was a large-scale close-up magic.He looked bewildered.

Because the previous times when Edward's magic power was out of control, it was just a little abnormal and could be explained by normal people's thinking, but this time the movement was obviously anti-human.

At this time, John returned to the restaurant holding Edward's notes.

"Edward, look at this and think about the good things. Bill and the others are just a little bit tongue-tied. Don't be so excited. Calm down. You are a good boy and you can control how much you send."

Looking at the notes that John opened, Edward slowly calmed down. After all, he was almost thirty years old in his last life and this life. He couldn't be so impulsive, but children are really annoying.While I was writing this paragraph, the Gunpla at home was dismantled by a kid, and I couldn't even get the holy water on it. I was exhausted, so I stopped updating for a day.

Watching Edward slowly calm down, John and Alyssa finally breathed a sigh of relief. After all, Edward had an outburst that almost killed someone.However, because of that incident, there are no more blacklists around the Little Angel Orphanage.

"By the way, Edward, I know every letter of what you wrote in your notebook, but why can't I understand it when they are put together? Which language is this?"

Edward looked at the bewildered John and Alyssa and smiled unkindly.I thought to myself, "It's hard for you to understand. I'm struggling to read now. After all, I'm crazy and write in Chinese Pinyin. There is no phonetic symbol yet, 00."

"It's nothing. It was just a random doodle. I don't know what I wrote."

Looking at the two people with expressions of "I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad little brat", Edward shrugged and did not explain. After all, not everyone can understand that a big country like the Soviet Union is about to collapse. In the future, there will be an American named Bill Gates who will be the richest man in the world. From now on, you won’t need to pay cash for meals. You can just swipe your face. You don’t have to go out to buy things. Big Ivan can rectify everything. People thousands of miles away can face each other face to face with the screen. chat.If we don’t wait to suck Big Brother’s blood now, how will we have the chance to climb the ladder of the 80.00% of people who hold 20.00% of the world’s wealth in the future?So the frantic Edward used the rhythm of being shameless and invincible, and wrote the direction of the world in his memory in Chinese Pinyin.

Closing the notebook calmly, Edward took his own portion of mutton pilaf and turned to leave the restaurant, ignoring the two people who were talking behind his back.

"Edward's outbreak has expanded again. No matter how many times he went to the hospital, no physical problems were found. He doesn't know how this child has such strange powers."

"John, no matter how special Edward is, as long as he stays in the orphanage for one day, no one can hurt him, and I said, not even God can hurt him."

Looking at the fried Alyssa, John hugged her and comforted her

"Okay, okay, my dear, I love these children no less than you do. Don't be angry. Let's go to eat. After all, in order not to delay Edward's studies, I rarely get to eat the food he cooks when I go to school. This time I must have a good meal, a holiday."

With that said, the two of them each carried their own share of rice and walked out with their arms around their waists.I ignored the messy kitchen behind me that looked like it had been pampered by a Category [-] hurricane.

Looking at the children sitting on both sides of the table, although each of them tried their best not to look at the delicious pilaf in front of them, the tempting aroma attracted the children who kept swallowing their saliva. The two sat on the table. The centerpiece of the dining table.

"Come on, it's time to eat, Edward. Although this is your rule, the head of the family cannot eat until he sits down, but don't do this next time. After all, look at how hungry Bill and the others are. After all, you I didn’t get up to make breakfast in the morning. John went to settle his salary this morning. I can’t cook, so I can’t do this next time.”

Looking at Alyssa who had a satisfied expression on her face but ruthlessly dragged herself and John out to take the blame, Edward felt at this moment that his heart was so tired, so heartless.

Alyssa looked at Edward with a constipated expression, reached out and grabbed the hands of John and Edward next to her and said, "Thank God for giving us delicious food. Let's eat."

Edward, with a sore face, reluctantly held the hands of Bill and Alyssa next to him, thinking silently in his heart.

"I believe you, it's obviously my fault, it has nothing to do with God."

After the prayer was completed, everyone was enjoying the delicious food in front of them, a series of

"Hmm~" "Hmm~" "Hmm~" "Hmm~"

emmm, Edward had an unhappy look on his face as he enjoyed the delicious food he had worked so hard to make, and complained in his heart.

"I don't believe in God. Alas, there is Christianity in Britain.

Mmm, the pilaf is so delicious.tasty. "

On the other side, in the Hogwarts Principal's office, Albus Dumbledore said to the Vice Principal Minerva McGonagall.Today I feel that magic riot again, and my level has been raised a little bit. His admission notice has been sent out, and you have to make a trip this time. Fortunately, he is about to turn 11 years old, and if it weren't for him every time If part of his magic power disappears out of thin air, the magic power in his body will almost turn him into an obscurant.But after all, he is a person who grew up in a Muggle family. He may not know much about the wizarding world. You need to communicate with him. After all, if he becomes the next Obscurus, who knows how much trouble he will cause in the Muggle world. Trouble.

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