My Hokage can't be an undercover agent

"Ah...my head hurts."

The hungover Danzo knocked on his head, and after a long while, he got up from the two-and-a-half meter wide bed.

Everything about Yunren Village is good.

The food is delicious, the people are warm, and the girls are hot.

This is the wine. . .But it's really a bit intense.

"Um..."

After struggling hard and shaking his head, Danzo opened the door to the room, intending to go out and get some fresh air.

"Ah, I almost forgot."

With his feet out, Danzo retreated back into the room.

He took out a thick coat from the closet and put it on his body before wandering out of the room.

In fact, as a ninja, Danzo would not get drunk.

Chakra is a magical thing, and among the chakra usage techniques Danzo has mastered, there is a trick specifically designed to deal with drunkenness.

As long as you use this trick, you will be like "the god of war in the wine shop, who can never pour a thousand cups."

However, since I was eating hot pot and singing songs ten days ago, I looked up and saw that I had traveled through time.

Danzo never had another day to live happily.

Fight the Jonin and fight the Golden Horn.

Backstabbing Senju Tobirama and plotting against Uchiha Madara.

Hiruzen was killed in battle and Mito succeeded to the throne.

Recruiting people and placing undercover agents.

Then, he was sent by the Third Hokage Uzumaki Mito as a secret envoy to Kumo Ninja.

In the end, he almost fell into the hands of Kirigakure's rebellious ninja.

Only when he arrived at the headquarters of the Kumo Ninja Village and had a banquet with the forthright Third Raikage, did Danzo feel more relaxed.

The anxiety and fatigue accumulated over the past ten days were slightly relieved.

Danzo in the corridor looked left and right, finally able to discern the way out, but he heard the door a few steps away creak open.

Take a closer look, hey, isn’t this Kosuke’s little brother?

But before Danzo could say hello, Kosuke, who was wrapped in a yukata and had a sneaky look on his face, rushed up and threw himself into Danzo's arms.

Danzo was just wondering when he saw Kosuke raised his head, his face covered with snot and tears.

"Here I go, my new coat"

Pushing Kosuke away from his arms, Danzo looked at his coat that was covered in snot and tears, and felt like crying.

Is it easy for me to order a new coat from Cloud Ninja Village?

These days, where can you find free clothes?

The furious Danzo was about to yell at Kosuke, but when he saw the pitiful expression of Kosuke across from him with runny nose and tears, Danzo softened his heart again.

"Okay okay, don't cry."

"I don't blame you, why don't I blame you?"

After saying these two sentences, Danzo thought carefully.

I feel that the incident of "Kosuke being heartbroken" has nothing to do with soiling his coat.

Danzo was confused again.

"No, Kosuke."

"This is so good, why are you crying?"

Seeing that Danzo finally came to his senses, Kosuke wiped away two more tears and told the whole story with sobs.

"Dan, Danzo-sama, I..."

After being stuck for a long time, Gengsuke suddenly felt relieved.

"I don't have that anymore."

Danzo didn't care when he heard Kosuke's words.

"Isn't it just that my virginity is gone? How old is it..."

"and many more"

"Kengsuke, what did you just say?"

Kosuke was embarrassed to talk about this matter, but since he had already said it, there was nothing to hide.

"I, I was slept with by Cloud Ninja"

Kosuke's words were like a thunderbolt from the blue, exploding in Danzo's ears.

"What, why did you fall asleep with Yun Nin?"

"male and female"

Without waiting for Kosuke to answer, Danzo rushed forward, his eyes scanning the room Kosuke walked out of.

"Snow-white thighs,"

"Snow-white arms,"

"Snow-white buttocks,"

"Snow-white..."

Well, seeing this, Mr. Danzo decisively covered his eyes, quickly recited "See no evil, see no evil" silently, and retreated to the corridor.

When they reached the corridor, Danzo fell forward again as if he remembered something.

Covering her eyes with one hand, she fumbled with the door handle of the room with the other hand, and finally closed the door tightly before she was done.

"What a bastard. The girls didn't even call me, but you're a grown man and you're so gibberish."

Looking at the innocent-looking Kosuke in front of him, Danzo became extremely angry, and decisively greeted him and served him with all his ears.

Mr. Tuan, I am still single from birth. You are just a "Konoha genin". You will be single immediately after a mission during the Chinese Valentine's Day. What are you struggling with?

Holding the painful back of his head, Kosuke burst into tears again.

"But, but I'm only 15 years old."

"How dare you talk back"

Looking at Danzo's raised hand again, Kosuke decisively held his head and squatted in defense.

Humph, even a mere Konoha genin dares to shout in front of the members of my fff group. If I don’t tie you to a stake and light a sky lantern, it’s all for Adai’s sake.

The fff group was a well-known organization in the world before Danzo traveled through the world.

Together with the Association of Magicians and Archmage and the Holy Alliance of Single Nobles, it is also called "a basic social welfare organization that every human being must join."

Its members come from all over the world, and some members have quit and joined the association many times, but what remains unchanged is the broad shoulders and broad mind of the participating members.

During the meeting, Danzo participated in many "heart-to-heart, hand-in-hand" activities organized by team cadres.

For example, "Akina Mountain Snow Night Racing Race", "Gentleman's Etiquette Training and Art Appreciation", and "Torch Making and Passing".

Although my driving skill level is still very low, this is the skill of setting fire. . .

It's not my fault, even if the master of fire escape Uchiha Madara is in love, I can set him on the fire and burn him to death.

"Uh, Danzo-sama, Kosuke. What are you two doing?"

Upon hearing the question, Danzo decisively brought his thoughts back to reality.

"Oh, it's Adai."

"and many more."

Seeing Adai, Danzo decisively remembered a key question.

Holding Adai's shoulder, Danzo asked seriously.

"Adai, you can't..."

Seeing Danzo looking like he was facing a formidable enemy, Adai was a little confused.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

Seeing Adai's reaction, Danzo understood.

Really, I was too careful.

How could Adai, who only knew how to eat haese at banquets, be like Kosuke.

Besides, who would attack a 12-year-old child?

Danzo let go of Adai's hand and gave Kosuke a harsh lesson.

"You must never be irresponsible to other girls, do you understand?"

"Now I'm going to find the Third Raikage."

"If the girl is willing, I think you should marry her."

Leaving Adai and Kosuke aside, Danzo walked unsteadily outside.

Alas, if you want to marry someone else's girl, you have to prepare a betrothal gift.

Gengjie, I plan to help you with the betrothal gift. In the future, you "Luzhou Laojiao" can no longer say that the benefits of the "winery" are not good, right?