I am Uncle Uchiha

Oeyama Uchiha House.

The sun was just right, and Madara was lying on his side on the wooden floor of the corridor with his head in his hands.

Squinting his eyes to enjoy the sunshine, he looks like a lazy big cat.

"It's been really leisurely lately, Madara-senpai."

Uchiha walked over from the other end of the corridor with his hands and bare feet.

"Humph."

Madara didn't turn his head and let Uchiha walk to sit next to him.

Uchiha sat by the pillar, letting the sun shine on him, and then narrowed his eyes.

Zhili in the room looked at the two people in the corridor and couldn't help but smile and shook his head.

After a long time, Madara asked: "Hey, your kid's research on caged birds is finished."

"Not even close." Uchiha opened his mouth and yawned, "Juniors also need to take a rest."

"It has nothing to do with me." Madara said coldly.

"You are such a ruthless elder, can't you take good care of your lovely junior?" Uchiha complained casually.

"Go away." Madara remained indifferent.

"It's really sad." Uchiha said calmly.

"You kid." Madara looked over with an evil look, "Are you here specifically to quarrel with me?"

"Ah, I'm sorry." Uchiha lazily raised his hands, his tone still without any sincerity, "I was wrong."

"You guys, aren't you too boring?" Madara turned away again, "Go and do your experiment."

"I want to rest." Uchiha stretched, "Yeah."

Suddenly, he took out a communication paper from his sleeve.

"Leave"

The voice conveyed by the paper man was full of unhappy emotions.

"Ah, it's Minato, what's the matter?"

Uchiha simply lay on the ground, resting his chin on his hands, looking closely at the little paper man standing on the floor.

"Ha, what are you asking me about?"

The hand-drawn eyebrows on the paper man's face are raised high, and several black tic-tac-toe symbols appear on the forehead.

"I was harmed by you"

"Emmmm, it's okay. After all, you are the Fourth Hokage." Uchiha's body squirmed backwards, away from the paper man.

"I want to tell you face to face." Minato's voice was cold.

"Hahahaha" Uchiha laughed dryly, "No need to go to so much trouble, it's good like this."

"Neji's matter has become a big deal, and Tsunade-sama has put pressure on me." Minato returned to normal, "You must give Konoha a decent explanation."

"Ha, don't make me laugh," Madara said suddenly, "Why should the strong do things to the weak?"

"Hey" Minato was a little stuck, "Hello, you are"

Madara also yawned as if he was infected by Uchiha Li.

"Me? I'm Madara Uchiha."

"Hey, hey," Minato was completely surprised, "Could it be the same Uchiha Madara who founded the Hidden Leaf Village with the First Lord?"

Madara had closed his eyes and ignored it.

"That's right." Uchiha smiled and said, "But don't tell anyone, Minato."

"Li, what do you want to do?" Minato's voice was a little weak, "If you want to defeat the Akatsuki organization, the power you can organize is already enough."

Uchiha Li chuckled: "Oh, as I said before, my goal is to save the world."

"save the world"

These four words seemed to have magic power, and Minato's mood immediately rose.

"I told you I would also participate."

"Yeah, don't worry, I will definitely take you to play." Uchiha assured casually.

"Really?" The communication paper man's eyes have turned into starry eyes.

Uchiha Li affirmed: "Really, when the time comes, the whole world will remember your heroic appearance."

Then he heard the sound of rubbing hands.

Ah, are you so excited?

It seems that Sasuke is right. This guy Minato looks reliable, but is he actually an older chuunibyou?

"No." Minato on the other end suddenly calmed down, "This is not why I came to you."

"You were so cunning when I almost got passed by you." The tic-tac-toe symbol appeared again on the paper man's forehead.

"whispering sound"

Uchiha turned his head in displeasure.

"Hey, did you just snort?"

Minato was completely defeated.

"No." Uchiha denied it completely.

"That's so mean for what I heard, you guy"

Minato looked a little annoyed.

"I don't care, you have to deal with the trouble from Tsunade-sama for me."

"I know, for your sake, I will give you an explanation. Ah, it's really troublesome." Uchiha yawned again, "Well, you convey the following words to the Fifth Hokage."

Then, his eyelids also drooped, as if he was ready to fall asleep at any moment.

"I'm really sorry. The junior in the family caused trouble by being naughty. I, Uchiha Li, am willing to give some reasonable compensation to Konoha Village."

"Can I ask for any price for compensation?" Minato asked happily immediately.

"Okay." Uchiha Li's voice became lower and lower.

"Yeah, that's great." Minato seemed to be taking stock of what he wanted.

Uchiha Li kindly reminded: "Of course you can bid, but I can also make a counteroffer. And as I said, it is reasonable compensation, and the important word is reasonable."

"Okay, I know you have bad intentions." Minato was not too disappointed, "I will convey it to Tsunade-sama."

"Well" Uchiha opened his eyes forcefully, "Minato, you really look less and less like a Hokage."

Minato laughed: "Because Minato as the Hokage has died. After returning from the other side, the one who exists in this world is Minato as a father, or simply Minato as a ninja."

"What a cunning statement." Uchiha Liya laughed, "But I don't hate this kind of rhetoric."

"Naruto is back." Minato's voice softened, "So when it comes to this this time, I will contact you after I get feedback from Tsunade-sama. Goodbye."

"Goodbye."

Uchiha Li put away the communication paper that had calmed down, and turned his head to look at Madara.

"Madara-senpai, are you asleep?"

嘭

Madara, who had his eyes closed, kicked Uchiha in the chest.

"roll"

"Go away"

Uchiha was kicked by Madara and rolled several times on the floor, then he got up tenaciously.

"Jiri-senpai"

He ran into the kitchen lively.

"What are we eating today"

"Xiao Li, something is wrong with you today."

Zhili was chopping vegetables, glanced at him casually, and came to a conclusion.

"It turns out that Jiri-senpai also discovered it."

A pure smile appeared on Uchiha Li's face.

"I watched you grow up." Zhili shook his head, "Your personality today is like you were back when you were a child."

"It's alright."

She still couldn't help but asked worriedly.

"fine"

Uchiha shook his head quickly, then stretched out his fingers to rub his temples.

"My mental power is about to advance, so my thinking becomes chaotic and lively. I will be fine soon."

"That's good." Zhili breathed a sigh of relief, "No wonder you took the initiative to take a rest from the laboratory."

"Hehehehe" Uchiha smiled happily again, "Madara-senpai also noticed it, so he is extra tolerant to me today."

He touched his chin: "Can't miss this opportunity."

After saying that, he raised his hands and ran outside. He fell down halfway and rolled towards the corridor.

"Madara-senpai, I'm back here again."