The Weak Captain in Pirates

Stark felt a headache as he watched the guy's feet trample the deck of the "Fredham" and break a large piece of it. The guy squatted down with an expressionless face and an imposing manner.

This guy can actually use his fleshy "cat paw" palms to deflect all his attacks. This is really unscientific.

He is also a "meat ball", but his own captain, who is more fleshy and plump, does not have this ability. Instead, the attacks he takes will automatically cause critical hits.

Shaking his head, Stark clapped his hands to attract the attention of his pig teammates. As a former black-hearted capitalist, he knew that even a piece of shit could be exploited and put to use.

Stark thought for a moment and said, "Listen, I have a plan here. First, in order to arrange the division of labor, I need you to tell me what you are best at."

"Eating and waiting to die" was the word that came to Habok's mind subconsciously.

A group of muscular men lowered their heads and pondered for a while, and then they all rushed to say: "Eat, drink, bet, murder, cheat, buy and sell goods, check the zodiac signs by reading Feng Shui, massage the bones, dig holes in the mud, professional team"

The southward-facing bird flapping its wings: "Chirp!"

Eat too much to make you come up with bad ideas

Stark covered his face and kept greeting these unreliable guys with words starting with s, b, and f. "Okay, let's start plan B"

"Hey Xiang Nanniao, why are you here with so many powerful swordsmen and boxers, Mantis and Boxer, behind you? Bring them up."

"chirp"

Why are you here? You must be hiding here.

Shaking off the fat belly he had gained from eating and drinking in the "Freedom" pirate group during this time, Xiang Nanniao took a few steps back, shook his head and pushed Stark with his fleshy paws, indicating that he wanted to fight him.

Stark's eyes were weak. He picked up the cheap southward bird and threw it towards the bear. Then he watched him pee in fear and flee to the corner, holding his head with his wings and shivering.

"Oh my god, Xiang Nanniao, can't you show some courage to catch him and peck him? Besides eating, what else will you do?"

"Forget it Habok, you are responsible for the fire cover. I will try a little harder and use the ultimate weapon "Ex-Girlfriend" missile or "Death Ray" to see if I can kill him."

""Ex-Girlfriend" Hida, just hearing the name makes me think there is something wrong. Is it reliable?" Habok couldn't help complaining.

"I'm Donny Stark. I won't say whether I'm reliable or not, but if you highlight one quantity, it means more."

The island with mangrove mark No. 60 in the Shampoo Islands is a naval garrison with a huge old wooden sign on the outermost edge that reads "Pirates and dogs are not allowed to approach" and dozens of corpses of horrific pirates are hung on it. .

He specially put on a big black cloak on himself, biting a huge unlit cigar coolly, and used a large ball of hairspray to wipe his hair back into a slicked back. He acted like a "charlatan boss" and stepped on the guard to be on guard. The group of marines who were beaten badly and fell to the ground were moving forward. Occasionally, there were a few guys lying there pretending to be dead. They were lying innocently and were stepped on by him a few times. They couldn't bear the super weight and screamed in agony. Mo fainted

Looking at the seagull flag flying, the steel and concrete naval fortress was extremely heavily guarded and deployed with countless large-caliber heavy artillery. Not far from the gate, he signaled Yasuo and the others to line up majestically in front of and behind him. Happy was very arrogant. He straightened his belly.

"That old lady Xia Qi" paused for a while and looked around with a trembling head. She didn't see Xia Qi's figure, so Happy breathed a sigh of relief.When he said this before, he was beaten badly by Xia Qi angrily with a frying pan.

"The old lady Xia Qi gave me the news that this is the navy's nest in the Shampoo Islands. All the Celestial Dragons on the island are hiding inside. And according to rumors, Navy Admiral Aokiji is also there."

After calling Hashirama to stop rolling up his sleeves and getting ready to bring a pot, Happy ran over to an aunt who was setting up a stall to sell fruits. After haggling for a long time, he spent a lot of money to buy the loudspeaker she always brought with her to shout.

After learning how to use it, Happy coughed dryly and shouted loudly in the direction of the naval fortress: "You have been surrounded. The navy inside, together with the navy admiral Qing Pheasant with a horse face, please listen to me. You have been surrounded by the great Captain Happy and his little brother, so don’t make any fearless resistance."

"Put down your weapons and surrender. Resistance is useless. I advise you to kick out those bastard Celestial Dragons. This way you can win leniency from me. Think of your family and your children. If you are here They risked their lives for the Celestial Dragons. What should they do? They are left alone, crying and crying for countless days and nights, and they are so sad that they have to live and die."

"Give up, you have no chance of winning"

After shouting this, Happy handed the loudspeaker to Yasuo, gave himself a thumbs up, and said proudly: "Press the loop play button, this is a psychological tactic, wow, wow, how dare you do this to the navy. Come on, I’ll ask who else, I’m sure to be No. 1.”

Yasuo had a dumbfounded expression on his face, and was cursing in his heart.This is not advice at all. Your words are clearly a provocation. You are slapping the navy in the face and attracting hatred like crazy. Hold this thing for yourself. Later, the navy will not rush out and risk their lives with you.

The loudspeaker sounded over and over again, and the naval fortress was in a red state of readiness. On the front tower, there were people wearing eye masks and sleeping on the recliners lazily basking in the sun. Qingzhi, who had always been lazy and calm, suddenly lost his composure and his face twitched. Listen, is this what people say?

The veteran Lieutenant General Flying Squirrel was so angry that he was gnashing his teeth and his lungs were about to explode. His face was livid, he pulled out his knife and was about to go out and chop the disgusting dead fat ball alive. He was chewing a cigar, strong and gentle, and there was Lieutenant General Huo Shaoshan, known as the "model of the navy", was stopped.

"Calm down, Flying Squirrel, General Kizaru is being restrained by the White Wizard. We don't have enough fighting power. Don't lose your life in vain."

"This is a slap in the face of the navy. He, a pirate, is so rampant. How can you tell me to calm down?" The flying squirrel sword was so thirsty that it couldn't bear it.

Reluctantly, he pulled off his blindfold and saw a layer of frost forming around him. He stood up and looked down at the hot spherical man.

In a short period of time, the hatred in the navy's heart exploded, and he wanted to tear him alive. He was holding a cigar in his mouth, calling Mastangu to come over and light a fire for him. In a moment of shock, he was hit by a ball of flames, which was full of fire spots. It was true that he had lit a cigar, which also burned his face black and set his hair on fire. Now his head was on fire and smoke was coming from Happy. He trembled and took off the cigar. The smoke coming out of his mouth was even worse than that of a cigar. Be mellow

Angrily, he rushed over and got into a fight with Mastangu.

Aochi Pheasant actually had the intention to play tricks. Aoki Pheasant's cold eyes exuded a bone-deep chill. Countless sharp spears made of ice appeared behind him. They were densely packed, like a rain of arrows coming off their strings, and they shot towards Happy in an overwhelming manner. And go.

Sensing the danger, Mastangu hurriedly knocked down Hapi, who had learned all his life's martial arts skills, and the essence of which was all about the word "grab". In the short reaction time, he knew that this was an euphemism to tell him not to cause trouble, and to deal with the right signs. Dear Captain, this is a good opportunity to do evil. He pulled his chubby cheeks with malice and slapped him twice. Then he snapped his fingers with satisfaction and used the explosive flames that instantly exploded in the air to kill all the ice spears. Evaporate into a large cloud of water mist

It was not surprising that such a scene appeared. Looking deeply at Mastangu, Qingzhi rubbed his shoulders, pondered for a few seconds, and opened his mouth seriously and said: "Ah, Captain Happy, don't you think you went too far this time? The navy is not something you can humiliate like this. Besides,"

"Um"

"Every time I look in the mirror, I can't help but be obsessed with this handsome face. It's a standard resolute and handsome Chinese character face. It's too sad to say it's a horse face." Qingzhi covered his injured little heart, which made everyone The sailors with hopeful eyes fell to the ground one after another, and when they got up they couldn't help but load their muskets in anger.

Happy was speechless for a while. "The mirror in your house is cracked. Without your face shape, it would be called simply long."

After a moment of silence and circling the back of his head, Qingzhi asked in a lazy tone: "Why don't you attack forcefully?"

"Even if I'm here, I can't stop you. There's no need to resort to such little tricks."

"What makes me unhappy are those stupid pigs of the Tianlong people. They have nothing to do with your navy." Happy said with a stinking face. If you don't look at his body shape, he is really a bit of a boss who "cuts the grass and roots, comes out to hang out, and says he will kill your whole family and leave no one behind." The momentum. "I came here just to kill those people from the Draconians and the lackey "cp" organization"

"You get out of the way, I won't embarrass you. In other words, your navy is willing to let the Tianlong people ride on your head. You are willing to be a lackey. You really want to keep your life here."

The second half of the sentence was full of murderous intent. After hearing the words, he took a deep look at Happy. Half of his body turned into ice, Qingzhi closed his eyes and weighed it for a long time. He felt his headache dissipate the frost on his body. He smiled helplessly and waved his hand: "In this case, you are too late. The Tianlong people have already boarded the ship and left under the protection of "cp", and they are not here."

"Hahaha, Captain, the Celestial Dragons are running away in a boat. It seems that you can't realize your heroic words of "This sea will not allow anyone worse than me to fight."" Hashirama laughed, quite a bit. Said gloatingly.

"Speaking of this" After staring at Hashirama silently for a while, Happy couldn't help but turn his head, clenched his fist and waved. "Depend on"

"Captain, what do you mean by staring at me for so long? Hahaha, did you find that I'm handsome again?" Hashirama was quite proud, akimbo and looking up to the sky, laughing.

"Hashirama, the zombies will open your mind with excitement, but they will leave in despair, because it will be empty. Also, don't you know that when the captain is acting cool, he can't cause trouble? Be careful, I will give you a little shoes to wear"

Hashirama is such a funny guy again. Happy took a deep breath and secretly told himself not to be angry. He couldn't be brought into the funny world by him and be pissed to death by his rich experience.

Suddenly I heard a familiar "ding dong" sound in my mind.

Happy was overjoyed, pretending to be in control of the overall situation, and vowed: "Where can they go if the Tianlong people escape in a boat? My little brother, the king of the sea, has already rushed over."