The Weak Captain in Pirates

Come on, Captain Happy is bored in the small theater. Lying down, Happy feels that he can no longer be such a waste.Now even the swordsman Mantis and the mole cricket Boxer, who used to be extremely respectful to me on the ship and greeted him with "Hello, big brother" when they met, began to dare to bully me. The dog adopted by Ruishi saw it and looked at its "learned" behavior. With the little look in his eyes like “I’ve learned something”, will I be able to hang out in the future? Will I just have to dominate in front of cockroaches and mice?

No, absolutely not, at least there are termites. Pah, the great Captain Happy immediately made up his mind to become stronger.

Well, starting from tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, let me lie down again with peace of mind

"Judiciary Island is very close to the Navy Headquarters, the highest peak of justice fighting power, and to the Hell Undersea Prison where criminals are imprisoned. I dared to come here with only him, because he alone is enough, don't you think so? Hashirama" Happy pointed at Hashirama with a smile.

"ha chirp"

A gust of cold wind blew by, and Hashirama's expert demeanor that he had maintained for a few seconds was broken, and his true colors were revealed.

Unable to bear the cold, he huddled up in a ball, shook his legs, and shivered. His red nose was dripping with mucus and he was sneezing. Hashirama, who looked quite weak, quickly reached out to Happy, and shouted excitedly: "Captain, you just said that Why am I so cold? Please put your clothes on for me."

"You're going to embarrass me. Why don't you show me some face? I've blown you to the sky." Happy cursed at this guy who often made mistakes, with a look of contempt on his face.

Like a frustrated little daughter-in-law, Hashirama's eyes were full of resentment, and his head was full of dark clouds. He poked each other with his two index fingers dejectedly, muttering something in his mouth: "It's really cold, I can't stand it."

"But it doesn't matter. The captain is so fat and petty. I stole his "wife book" and lost it all. If I don't behave well, I will probably not have a good life in the future."

Every day on the ship, there were many voices whispering insults at him. In order to catch them wearing small shoes, Happy developed a good ear. When he heard Hashirama's words, his face instantly turned red, and he became angry with embarrassment. He was so angry that he wanted to go up and fight Hashirama.

After wiping his nose and wiping it on his armor, Hashirama suddenly let out a shuddering breath, which made Aokiji's face change drastically. He had hallucinations in front of his eyes, as if the fangs of an unmatched dragon had come to his neck.

"Wooden Escape Green Hell" Hashirama formed a seal with his hands, and the majestic chakra came out of his body.

The forest, frozen and silent by the snow and ice, seemed to come alive and exploded with huge vitality, like a mad beast breaking down the solid ice cage.

Countless trees emerged from the ice and spread wildly, swallowing them in all directions. At the same time, there were a lot of giant-mouthed flowers with gorgeous petals and deadly poisonous pollen; green bamboos covered with spikes and rampant; rhizomes. Green grass that breaks away from the soil and runs as flexibly as thighs; large trees with thick trunks and arms that grow into fists; all kinds of incredible and weird plants also complete their growth in the blink of an eye, turning the lush forest into a green hell filled with murderous intent and strangling green pheasants.

The thorns and vines that were attacked by countless barbarians penetrated the chest and turned into broken ice. The green pheasant regrouped with serious eyes. It dodged a few piranha flowers and countless piranhas with its tongue, and swallowed them. Then, a cactus with sharp venomous spikes that can corrode and emit green smoke rose up.

Exhaling the cold air, he condensed an ice blade filled with cold light to cut through the cage made of thick square wood that imprisoned him. Aoki pheasant looked at the rapidly growing delicacies sprouting out of the thick branches. Cherry, blinking and blinking, was instantly swallowed up by the violent explosion that shook the earth and the mountains.

The blast of fire that soared into the sky in the sea of ​​trees was frozen. Aoki pheasant stood up in a pile of broken ice and suddenly broke the thick branches under his feet. He used countless huge and sharp ice blades that suddenly rose up to pierce and cut off the endless entanglement. The thick branches and vines that came over were leaping into the air.

Appearing in front of Hashirama as if teleporting, Aokiji's large area changed into a crystal clear blue arm. The moment he grabbed Hashirama's shoulder, the deadly cold poured into Hashirama's body like a flood from a breached dam, freezing him. His flowing blood destroyed the muscles and nerves in his body, causing his body tissues to become completely necrotic.

"Finish"

Before Aoji finished speaking, Hashirama made a bang and transformed into a piece of wood with an igniting detonation talisman attached. The red firelight reflected in Aoji's constricted pupils.

The moment the detonating talisman explodes, infinite continuous detonating talismans are automatically channeled, forming a seemingly endless saturation explosion attack, which makes Aokiji unable to get rid of it like a dog-skin plaster, turning his body into ice cubes time and time again. Then it was blown to pieces, and the blazing explosion flames evaporated the sky into mist.

Not far away, a huge pink flower bud inexplicably sprouted from the trunk of a thick tree. After it bloomed quickly, Hashirama walked out of the beautiful petals with his hands in a seal. "Art is explosion. The technique of using the detonating talisman of each other. Tobirama's technique is quite easy to use. However, I really want to go a little too far."

"what"

With a scream, Aoki pheasant appeared partially burned on his body, prompting the endless cold air to spread instantly, freezing all the countless detonating symbols that had increased exponentially and densely scattered all over the sky. After the snowballs condensed in the mist fell one after another, It slammed into the Hesitation Bridge, and the violent impact directly broke the bridge into two pieces from the center.

The cold wind howled by, the temperature dropped rapidly, and the broken ice shards condensed on the ground.With a pale face and traces of blood on the corners of his mouth, the half-crouched Qingzhi suffered a secret loss and looked quite miserable.

"Admiral Qing Pheasant" All the navy officers watching the battle looked horrified.

"This is too exaggerated, that Qing Pheasant can actually do it"

First the sea turned into a forest, then the forest turned into an ice field, then the ice field turned into a forest full of strange and strange plants, and finally the blue sky turned into a carpet explosion site. Is this a fairy tale? The powerlessness and insignificance grows deep in my heart. The Straw Hats, whose faces were turned green by the coldness of the fluttering snowflakes, looked at the Aokiji who appeared in front of them, and their jaws dropped to the ground in surprise.

Happy's expression was quite pensive, he raised the corners of his eyes, waved his hands indifferently and said: "This is not a small scene."

Seeing Nami in cool clothes with runny nose and chattering her upper and lower teeth, Happy quickly took off his large coat and ran over to show off his gentlemanly demeanor. The ground was frozen and his feet slipped. He fell down with a thud and his face rubbed against the ground. Sliding far away on the ice.

"Hahaha, Captain, you are still so careless. Didn't I tell you to always be vigilant?"

Hearty laughter came. Standing on the vines growing wildly on the Hesitation Bridge, Hashirama jumped down gracefully. He accidentally slipped on the smooth ice under his feet. The back of his head fell hard to the ground, and he rolled over in pain. Two Circles climbed up and glared at Happy, who was gloating and laughing beside him, and made a fierce shut-up gesture to him.

It's a pity that Happy didn't give him any face at all, and kept disgusting him with a playful smile.

Hashirama turned his head away from the troublemaker, turned to look at Aokiji, and waved his hand. "That's it, you can't beat me like this. If you want to beat me, you have to"

For a long time, Hashirama still had his mouth wide open, but he couldn't speak and looked inexplicably happy.

Frost covered the burn wound, and Aokiji looked confused. You succeeded in arousing my curiosity, but you didn't say anything. You went on.

"Don't be so impatient, hurry up, I'm still thinking about how to defeat myself." Seeing the meaning in Aoki's eyes, Hashirama rolled his eyes, touched his chin and lowered his head in thought.

The corners of Qingzhi's mouth twitched, "No need, I probably know your weakness, you exposed it very obviously."

Next time I'll freeze the ground and drop you to death

"Impossible?" Hashirama was shocked. He refused to admit defeat and stretched out his hand to signal Aokiji to give him a little more time. His brain, which he thought was very smart, was racking his brains and spinning rapidly. "Wait a little longer and let me think about it. I will definitely find a way to defeat myself."

With his head covered with black lines, he flew up and kicked this guy with daily brain cramps away, letting him roll aside so that he wouldn't be embarrassed here. After Happy looked at Qing Pheasant, and with quick movements, he charged over to support and stood on Qing Pheasant. The five lieutenants in front of the pheasant, the elite navy soldiers of the group, said calmly: "Stop it now, everyone goes back to their homes to find their mothers. You have to give me face this time, Qing pheasant, this is a disastrous defeat for your navy. "

There was Hashirama who bent down in frustration and lowered his arms to support him. Now Happy felt that he was the one with the ability of the "Face Fruit".

Lieutenant General Dauberman, who had a bad temper and was known as the "Navy Fighting Dog", had a ferocious look on his scarred face and shouted angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, our Navy cannot lose."

Unexpectedly, Happy was furious and cut off his words unceremoniously, "I'm not talking to you. You have no right to talk to me."

Dauberman choked at this moment, and his veins bulged with anger. When he drew his knife and tried to bite off a piece of the dead fat boy's flesh, his eyes changed several times, and Qing Pheasant finally let go of his clenched hand. blocked.

Aokiji, who held Dauberman's shoulders tightly, shook his head at him.

"We deployed national-level combat forces to fight like this. It was us who failed miserably."

Dauberman snorted coldly and gave up. He knew the seriousness of the matter. He was just pretending to show that the navy would never bow to the pirates, nothing more.