The Weak Captain in Pirates

Come on, Captain Happy's little theater is facing Yasuo, who is pretending to be cold and aloof. He raises his head at 45 degrees and pretends to be an expert observing the stars at night. In fact, he is secretly looking at him with his eyes and wants to teach Yasuo his "happy swordsmanship". Happy pointed to the smile on his face.

"What do you think my smile means?"

"Are you laughing? Are you being mean?" Yasuo, who was almost knocked down by Happy's narrow-eyed grin and devilish smile, suddenly felt chilled and spat.

"Isn't this the end of it? You are playing with a cheap sword, bah, I still need to learn from you."

The Chambord Islands, which rule in the name of the "Freedom" Pirates and uphold the principle of "equal coexistence," serve as a hub island halfway along the great route, with a large number of ships docking there every day.

There was once a team of agents from the "cp" organization, under the instructions of the Celestial Dragons, who took the risk and kidnapped mermaids and several other races who were influenced by the principle of "equal coexistence" and longed to live under the sun on land, and boldly moved to the Shampoo Islands. residents.

When the Dongchuang incident happened, Yasuo was chasing him all the way while escaping. They all fled to the Navy G1 branch, which was the door of the Holy Land Marie Joa. They shouted for help, but they were ignored by the navy who surrounded them. Yasuo, who was alone with a knife, was all chopped down. , rescued the mermaid lady, hugged her and left gracefully.

Ahem, of course, the residents of several other races have also been rescued. This is definitely not a coincidence.

Since then, no one in the Chambord Islands has dared to act wild, except Kaido, the "immortal monster" who fell from the sky with his good body.

Neither Ruishi, the god of heaven, nor Kaido, the leader in the one-on-one world, thought about the benefits of killing the opponent. In short, they just wanted to knock down the guy on the other side who they didn't like first.

No one could do anything to anyone, and they fought each other for three days and three nights. The birds and beasts on the island and the fish and sea kings in the sea all fled madly. The earth shook violently, and several mangroves were violently smashed. The island was shattered. The residents of the Chambord Islands, who were so frightened that they shivered under their beds at home, were used to it.On the third day, everyone took their families with them and stayed far away. They moved small stools and sat there, eating melon seeds and watching the show. They were also in the mood to place bets on the opened handicap.

When Dumbledore returned to the Chambord Islands on the merchant ship that kindly took him a ride, he stopped him and asked both parties to let it go. He secretly sighed that it was a pity.

On the increasingly busy wharves of the Chambord Islands, various races such as humans, murlocs, giants, and long-handed tribesmen, who came to work as coolies to make a living, with savage faces and angry tempers. In the sound, they were diligently carrying heavy wooden boxes onto the moored ship, leaving behind the sweat of their hard work.

A small sailboat, pulled by a giant sea king and flying the flag of the "Freedom" pirate group, slowly approached the shore. The ships passing by were shrouded in the huge shadow of the sea king, and they were frightened and moved away.

From being a gang of rural bullies who enjoyed scaring villagers, they have now transformed into a knighthood of "working men" who are inspired to "go to the city to work and make money". Their appearance is somewhat similar to Sanji's, and the extremely tall leader Dibalu , I have been living a very nourishing life recently.

Carefully and carefully wiped his mount, a strange-looking huge black bull with furry hair. This was a big deal that could not be taken carelessly. He was still counting on this "luxury car" to please the girls. When he saw the small sailboat moored and anchored, he immediately led a large group of boys towards it. The small sailboats gathered around to see if the loading and unloading business was coming.

Unexpectedly, when he saw Captain Happy, the strange man with the iconic fat and round body standing on the bow of the ship, he immediately trembled. He slapped himself a few times and changed the ferocious face of the idiot into a respectful and dog-legged one. He said hello. The younger brother got into position and lined up to welcome the island owner back.

This passionate display greatly satisfied the vanity of a fat ball, and he waved his hands with a smile on his face.Happy swore that if someone shouted to him now, "Thank you, Captain Happy, for your hard work," he would definitely immediately promote him to be the deputy island owner of the Shampoo Islands. Unfortunately, he waited for a long time before he could hear what he was most looking forward to. The sound can only be heard in the beautiful scene of scattered flower petals falling and large flocks of white pigeons flying in groups. I disembarked from the boat and set foot on the land of the Chambord Islands again.

He waved his hand again, indicating that everyone should disperse.

As a result, Happy's face turned dark in the next second, because Dibalu ran up and handed over a bill, asking for reimbursement of the cost of this extravaganza.

I'm the owner of the island, can't you just welcome me out of love and admiration? Talking about money for everything makes me want to cry without tears. When I see those pigeons released, it costs 100 million shells. Suddenly, Happy's eyes widened.

"Hurry, Hashirama, go and catch all those pigeons for me. Even if I drink pigeon soup and roast squab every day, I will pay for it."

In a good location near the pier, the six-handed red octopus fishman Hachi, along with the beautiful kissing fish mermaid Kemei waiter and the starfish Pappag assistant like gloves, opened a takoyaki restaurant with delicious food and low prices. Business is booming.

Happy, who came smelling the aroma, was huge and occupied the seating area of ​​three people. He swallowed hard. Piggy's eating style, which he couldn't stop at all, made the boss Xiaoba, who was sweating profusely, feel for the first time in his life. I'm so helpless that I wish I could grow six more arms.

There is not enough money to pay the bill, so Happy really can't do such shameless things as eating the King's meal and waiting for an opportunity to run away. The main reason is that he is so fat that he can't roll fast enough when running, so he will definitely be caught first. Gan Lei looked at Arthur silently, and when the other party said "Why are you looking at me with such unscrupulous eyes?", he replied "As my leader, I will give you a glorious and arduous task", and left him. Come down and wash the dishes

Ignoring Arthur, who screamed sadly like a ruthlessly abandoned puppy, the cool breeze blew through the scene, which was desolate.Patting his round belly, Happy couldn't help laughing, and left with his beautiful secretary Janifa satisfied.

Happy knew that this beautiful spy who had been abducted was definitely secretly appointed by the World Government to stay with him and monitor his mission when he was still in the Capital of Seven Waters. Otherwise, even if he is so handsome, she would not be so cooperative. But it seems Happy said it didn't matter because of her long legs.

In the face of absolute strength, these are all small tricks that cannot be put on the table. A happy guy who dares to hide behind his younger brother and shout to the world, "None of you can fight any of you" is so arrogant.

Holding his hands behind his back, Happy looked like a king patrolling his territory. He walked with a straight figure and hummed a song when he had nothing to do. He saw a mermaid coffee shop, where everyone was sitting on the bubbles in front of the store and greeted the customers warmly. Miss Mermaid, Happy's eyes suddenly lit up.

Happy, who couldn't stand the test, took Janifa in, drank a cup of sky-high coffee with her in a very bourgeois manner, and then, sadly, let himself in and stayed. Serve tea and water as an errand boy

You can't leave Janifa here to work and pay off your debts. Happy still has this kind of gentleman and conscience. It's really not because the mermaid girl here is so beautiful that Happy can't bear to leave. It's really not the case. He's not that kind of person.

It's called a visit to the hospital, but in fact Happy is here to cause trouble.

Stussy, who was brought back by Arthur, a shameless guy, was also brought in as a secretary.Behind them were two upright undercover agents. Happy, a bitch, whistled at the crew, making him salivate. He almost yelled in envy, "The prince and general Xiang Ning has the kind", and started an uprising and removed Happy from the captain's ship. Kick him down, look at the hungry look in his superior's eyes, beat his waist evilly every few seconds, and make some gestures that suggest that he can't stand it anymore, that he can't stand it anymore

The "Freedom" pirate group exploded on the spot and was on the verge of disintegration.

However, Happy didn't care about this and shouted, "Mastangu, you are so seriously injured, I'm so worried about you." Then he threw him down and deliberately used his non-human weight to hit Mastangu, who was lying on the hospital bed and teasing the little nurse. Gu's squeezing wound burst and his condition worsened so much that his whole body was covered in bandages and fixed in plaster, making him almost no different from a mummy.

"Fat ball, remember this!" Mastangu trembled his lips in pain.

"Don't worry, I will remember this before I forget it."