The Weak Captain in Pirates

Come on, Captain Happy's Little Theater Happy decided to learn alchemy, burning the midnight oil, lying on the desk in the bedroom, under the weak yellow light, concentrating on studying the story book about me and my girlfriend that he had forced Mastangu to hand over.

In order to prevent the leakage of their knowledge, alchemists will write alchemical research books in code words.Ordinary people would think that this is a book about dates recorded by Mastangu and other bad things, but in fact it is a research book on flame alchemy full of difficult to understand code words.

Some of the things in the book are very exciting. The more Happy reads, the more excited he becomes. His face turns red and his heart beats faster. He is addicted to learning and cannot extricate himself.

Hard work always pays off. The talented Happy has perfectly mastered the Mustang Eighteen Posture. Wait a minute, what you learned seems to be crooked.

Stussy tucked the hair behind her forehead behind her ears, her eyes moved, and she watched lovingly as she grabbed a piece of fried fish and stuffed it into her mouth to chew. Then she spat out a piece of harpy with intact fish bones, covered her red lips and softly He smiled and said: "Captain, what do you think of this report?"

"How else can I watch it lying down?"

Feeling like a mirror, Happy knew that this girl was trying to find out more about him, but he didn't care.He pinched his nostrils, and when Yasuo wasn't paying attention, he flicked it into Yasuo's wine glass with a devilish smile. After drinking it, he was so nauseated that he fainted on the spot. Judging from the convulsions all over his body and the foaming at the mouth, it seemed to be more serious than food poisoning. point.

"The World Government has taken away an incredible trump card from Whitebeard, who stands at the top of the sea of ​​this era. Although he is old and ill, with Whitebeard's "strongest" consistent style that can shake the world, this matter is absolutely It’s not over yet, it might turn the era of great pirates upside down, and the navy and pirates will definitely make big moves next.”

"As for the defeated general "Blackbeard" who was beaten to a pulp by me, this guy is the purest pirate. Cruel, crazy, ambitious, and a believer in power, this guy will never succumb to being a "Shichibukai" This kind of lackey must have a plan, and it is also related to strength."

"Haha, you know the autumn when one leaf falls, you are truly worthy of being a captain."

"That's it" was praised by the charming beauties, "very smart" Happy patted his belly with a stinky face, and said proudly: "What do you think is the fluid flowing in my belly? Fat, fat, no, no, no, It’s great wisdom”

Stussy, who deliberately greeted her with a fragrant fragrance and trembling eyelashes and winked her charming eyes, pretended to be full of admiration and snuggled into Happy's arms, squeezing Happy's bulging belly fat. The pressure overflowed outwards, and the fingertips scratched Happy's face.

With his heart palpitating and his breathing becoming heavy, Happy, who had a satisfying smile on his face like a "Sanji Kappa", hurriedly put on a serious and reserved expression.Knowing that this "ghost" woman was tempting me, I immediately became a Buddha in my heart and recited the mantra of clearing my heart crazily, "Color is emptiness and color. Imagine that she is a white pork plucked with asphalt and she is a bone-scraping steel knife, Lao Na Liu Xiahui, who has already been calm in his arms for a long time, refuses to eat the fireworks of the world and sees through the world of mortals. He must be firm and unwavering. As the saying goes, who will go to hell if I don’t go to hell? That’s right, Prajna Bama Kong, look at my great power as a celestial dragon and subdue this evildoer.”

Thinking of this, Happy reached out his hands and hugged Stussy's soft and slender waist with peace of mind, and smiled with joy and joy.

I also have a girl

Happy, the black-hearted captain, has recently figured out some wonderful uses through practice.After the meal, he didn't intend to pay at all, squeezing Yasuo's labor force, leaving him in the restaurant, and letting him pay for himself by working part-time.

Perfect, another big savings, Happy thumbs up for myself

Stussy’s smile is as beautiful as a flower, bright and moving.Secretly planning, it is time to extend an olive branch to this powerful swordsman full of resentment on behalf of the world government, win over him, let him and someone sneaky take over her super huge check, and happily be named the "World Government" The title of "Wulao Xing" is directly subordinate to the Shenwu Great General. He vowed to become a righteous fighting force just like the guy who took office after gambling in the casino.

But I don’t know if it was an illusion. When Stussy glanced at the guy who had been bribed so successfully, she always had the illusion of being a sheep in a tiger’s mouth, but when she saw his child-like sincere eyes

Shaking her head, the information she had collected these days was that Yasuo liked girls, so it seemed like it was time to prepare a few beautiful girls to carry out the beauty trap.

If Happy knew Stussy's plan, he would definitely hug her long white legs and cry: Just bribe me, just do it all for me. I'm easy to bribe, at least better than I still have [-] principles for this group of unscrupulous guys who just accept orders and cheat.

Near the largest pier in the Chambord Islands, on the bustling streets, there suddenly appeared a sense of urgency that dark clouds were about to overwhelm the city. Everyone was slightly afraid and consciously stood on both sides of the road.

Under the gaze of awe, the "Blackbeard" pirate group, exuding a terrifying aura that made people shudder, was walking arrogantly in the middle of the road.

"Hahaha, this is the territory of the "Freedom" Pirates. We are just staying for a while. Should we keep a low profile?"

Sniper Fan Oka, who was carrying a modified long gun and wearing a cross sight lens on one eye, looked at the tall and tall helmsman Badgers, and said coldly: "Whether you meet them or not is a choice of fate. It doesn't matter whether you are low-key or high-profile. Badgers, you are scared out of your wits, you acted like a loser in the last battle."

Badger's face turned red and his neck was thick with anger, but someone once said that you can't lose when it comes to showing off your momentum. Even though he was really a bit timid, he still said in a ferocious voice: "Humph, I am different from the past. I His fists and elbow strikes are as powerful as cannons. If Happy’s fat ball appears in front of me, I will definitely make him look good.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Blackbeard and the others stopped, looked at a round fat ball appearing in front of them, and all swallowed their saliva.

The bullets were loaded, the swords were drawn, and the weapons were raised in preparation.

"He's here, Badgers, you said you wanted to make him look good." The corners of his eyes twitched, Fan Oka's face was gloomy and he didn't forget to mock Badgers.

Badgers responded unceremoniously. "What's the matter, Fan Oka, it didn't rain today, why are you all wet? Are you afraid?"

Damn it, Happy, who was on the wrong side of the road and scolded his mother, suddenly heard the long-lost sound of "Ding dong, get the chance to be summoned" in his mind, which made him laugh and put down his hands that were subconsciously raised in surrender, pretending to drive away flies and resolve the embarrassment.

Straightening his back, even though the top sniper on the sea, "Supersonic" Van Oka, was aiming at his head, Happy did not panic at all. He said calmly with a kingly demeanor: "Blackbeard, you still have the guts. If you appear in front of me or on my territory, should I say you have courage or should I say you are an idiot?"

Looking straight at the black beard who is becoming more and more rough and unkempt, wearing necklaces and jewelry rings like a nouveau riche showing off his wealth, giving people a stronger sense of oppression.

"Hahahahaha, haven't seen you for a while, you have become domineering, Captain Happy." The maniacally laughing Blackbeard was full of hatred and anger, with traces of black energy seeping out of his body, and his face was full of vicious and ferocious expressions. .

After a period of silence, Blackbeard had a bold idea in his mind and said something sinister with a hint of danger. "It seems your crew is not around."

"What do you want to say?" Happy's eyes narrowed.

Smelling the smell of gunpowder in the air, as soon as Blackbeard raised his hand, Stussy stood in front of Happy, quickly compressed the air at his fingertips into an air bullet and fired it, shattering the rocks at Blackbeard's feet as a threat. Staring at Blackbeard with half-closed eyes, he said coldly: "Don't move."

"That's not enough, woman." He took a deep look at Stussy. Blackbeard's brutal face became more and more terrifying, and a darkness that seemed to be able to swallow everything emerged from his arms and back. "Raising your hands to surrender or hiding behind a woman, is this really your style? Hahahahahaha"

"Don't be so nervous." Knowing that this woman was performing, she wanted Blackbeard to tear her into pieces. Happy pulled Stussy back, held her waist and continued to eat tofu, and snorted at Blackbeard: " Humph, I have always behaved like a upright man, and I will never hide behind a woman."

"But even so, you can't make a fool of yourself." Happy said this so boldly.

"That's not necessarily the case. None of your crew members are around, thief hahahahaha, I will kill you now, it will be easy." Blackbeard's eyes flashed with crazy cruel determination, and his body trembled slightly.

This is the best chance to deal with the uncertainties that may prevent him from reaching the summit.

"He said he was going to kill me, what do you think, Heavenly Master?"

"Haha, I'm so young, can I just sit and watch, Captain?"

He is thin and tall, with a long beard and eyebrows, a gentle old face, and a sly smile like an energetic old naughty boy. He is wearing a capable and free Taoist robe, and he looks like a kind elder, the "top" heavenly master in the world. Zhang Zhiwei, accompanied by the bright golden light, raised his scissor hands and said "yeah" and appeared in front of Happy.

Blackbeard cursed in his heart, Damn it, don't hide behind a woman, hide behind a super old man who will fall down at the first glance, that's your manly style