For the King's Douluo Adventure
Chapter 94 Food Poisoning
"Eat or not?"
Gu Yue and Tang Wulin showed sweet smiles on their faces, which may look beautiful to others, but in Ye Chen's eyes, it is no different from the smile of death, it is fatal!
"Gollum!"
Looking at the black unknown substance on the two plates in front of him, which he couldn't tell what it used to be, Ye Chen swallowed heavily.
There was a wall behind him, and now he had nowhere to go, being cornered by Gu Yue and Tang Wulin.
Ye Chen begged for help and looked at Xie Xie not far away, telling him to save him quickly, but Xie Xie could only show a helpless expression, shrugged and looked at him sympathetically.
"Come on, Ye Chen, I'll feed you." Gu Yue took the initiative to pick up a spoon, dug a spoonful and put it to Ye Chen's mouth.
Asking Gu Yue to feed himself, Ye Chen would never have dared to think about it in the past, but in this scene it is:
"Da Lang, it's time to take your medicine."
Now Ye Chen feels like Wu Dalang, his wife feeds him medicine for the first time, but unlike Wu Dalang, Ye Chen knows that this medicine cannot be taken!
Tears streamed down Ye Chen's heart. He didn't know when this "happy" life would end. He thought that he was going to be unable to hold on. If it wasn't for his good physique, he might have died a long time ago.
"Come on, open your mouth, ah." Gu Yue smiled softly, telling Ye Chen to open his mouth like teaching a baby.
Ye Chen was absolutely unwilling, how could he do such a life-threatening thing by himself.
"Don't eat the soft ones, eat the hard ones, you don't go if there is a way to heaven, and you come to hell if you have no way, then don't blame me." Gu Yue still smiled, with an expression of "I love you" on his face, and then moved his hands , the spoon directly broke through Ye Chen's tightly closed door, and stuffed it in by the roots.
This action made Xie Xie and Xu Xiaoyan, who were bystanders, feel a pain in their teeth, and looked at Ye Chen with pity.
Xu Xiaoyan said weakly: "Xie Xie, do you think Ye Chen can't stand it?"
"Can't stand it?"
Xie Xie said: "This is not the first time. You don't know that Gu Yue tied him up again in order to make Ye Chen swallow him, took a funnel and inserted it into Ye Chen's mouth, and then held it The steaming bowl was filled with boiling hot soup, and in the end, what happened to Ye Chen except that he couldn't leave the room for a week? "
This is serious, right? !
Xu Xiaoyan looked at Ye Chen who was not far away with distress, closed her eyes and turned around unwillingly, not wanting to see Brother Ye Chen who usually treats her well suffer.
Xu Xiaoyan clasped his hands together and said silently in his heart: I'm sorry Brother Ye Chen, it's not that I don't want to save you, it's because I beat Sister Gu Yue and the others.
May there be no pain in heaven.
Amen... Nanwu Amitabha Buddha... Infinite Heaven...
A few minutes later, Gu Yue and Tang Wulin finished their work and left with satisfaction on their faces.
Leaving the place where he was spitting foam, the unconscious Ye Chen lay on the ground.
Xie Xie walked up to Ye Chen, poked Ye Chen with a branch in his hand, and asked tentatively, "Boss, are you alright?"
"..."
Ye Chen didn't answer.
Xie Xie thought it was just too poisonous and Ye Chen hadn't recovered yet, so he poked it again.
"Boss?"
"..."
Ye Chen still didn't answer.
Now, Xie Xie was in a hurry and quickly dropped the branch in his hand. Coincidentally, the branch he dropped fell into Tang Wulin's remaining soup.
In an instant, the branches were corroded by the soup!
Seeing that his scalp was numb, Xie Xie slowly stretched out his fingers to approach Ye Chen's nose, and then felt a faint breath.
Xie Xie breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was still alive. As long as he was alive, at least he had to come back.
Suddenly, Xie Xie's face changed, and he realized——Ye Chen was out of breath!
Xie Xie yelled: "Quick! Call an ambulance and send him to the emergency room!"
"tick...tick...tick..."
Not long after, an ambulance drove into Donghai Academy.
As a soul master academy, the students and teachers inside are all in good health, there is no possibility of any problems, and an ambulance driving in will definitely attract attention.
It's just that after the ambulance came in, the students and teachers just glanced at it slightly and nodded.
Well, the same appearance, the same license plate, the same ambulance personnel, the same driving direction, and it is that dear friend again.
Someone asked the person next to him: "How many times is this this month?"
The person next to him did the calculations and said affirmatively: "No. 60 times this month, I counted, every day at this time and another point will come in."
"Sixty times... There are only 30 days in a month. This man goes twice a day. Is this good luck or not?" The man was speechless, praying silently for the man in his heart.
"Quick! Get him up quickly, and he will faint at the hospital as quickly as possible. He must be rescued."
The captain of the ambulance team shouted loudly, and then said to Wu Changkong with a smile on his face: "Don't worry, teacher, we are familiar with this kind of thing, we will definitely send your students back in their original form."
"Then, look at this..."
The captain rubbed his fingers, not meaning what he said.
"No, no need."
Muscles on Wuchangkong's face twitched, and he took out a stack of Federation coins and said solemnly, "Send it directly to the crematorium, it's hopeless."
"..."
…………
In the spiritual space, Ye Chen sat on the leather sofa he made with a look of being spoiled.
This is the nth time he's sitting here this month. Ever since Gu Yue and Tang Wulin asked him to try dishes, Ye Chen has been a frequent visitor here.
"Hahahaha! I'm about to die laughing. The majestic God King Realm powerhouse almost died of food poisoning. If this spreads to the God Realm, there might not be a group of people who will take over the God of Cookery."
Undisguised laughter came from a small gray tower on the side.
Ye Chen said fiercely: "Shut up!"
"Laugh again, believe it or not, I will manifest these things and feed them to you!"
"you!"
Threatened by such a threat, Tang Wutong in the Tower of Eternity finally became quiet, and sat on the floor of the tower in a huff, silent.
Although she has never eaten it, she still knows how terrifying the food her "brother" cooks is. Didn't she see that even Ye Chen had no choice but to turn off his five senses and run into the spiritual space?
However, the food made by Gu Yue and Tang Wulin was very powerful. Even if Ye Chen turned off his five senses, it could still be transmitted to him through his sixth sense, so he was hospitalized every time he was poisoned.
Fortunately, it was the luckiest of misfortunes, Gu Yue and Tang Wulin still have a bit of conscience, although every time they make something that can make Ye Chen hospitalized, fortunately there are no strange things mixed in, so Ye Chen can be cured immediately after entering. return.
But Ye Chen really wanted them to mix some strange things into it!Just because Gu Yue and Tang Wulin didn't do this, he unfortunately became their guinea pig for a long time.
Every time he entered the hospital, Ye Chen was thinking:
How about it be like this?
After a while, Ye Chen's condition returned to normal, and it was time for him to be discharged from the hospital, but he really didn't want to wake up!
Gu Yue and Tang Wulin showed sweet smiles on their faces, which may look beautiful to others, but in Ye Chen's eyes, it is no different from the smile of death, it is fatal!
"Gollum!"
Looking at the black unknown substance on the two plates in front of him, which he couldn't tell what it used to be, Ye Chen swallowed heavily.
There was a wall behind him, and now he had nowhere to go, being cornered by Gu Yue and Tang Wulin.
Ye Chen begged for help and looked at Xie Xie not far away, telling him to save him quickly, but Xie Xie could only show a helpless expression, shrugged and looked at him sympathetically.
"Come on, Ye Chen, I'll feed you." Gu Yue took the initiative to pick up a spoon, dug a spoonful and put it to Ye Chen's mouth.
Asking Gu Yue to feed himself, Ye Chen would never have dared to think about it in the past, but in this scene it is:
"Da Lang, it's time to take your medicine."
Now Ye Chen feels like Wu Dalang, his wife feeds him medicine for the first time, but unlike Wu Dalang, Ye Chen knows that this medicine cannot be taken!
Tears streamed down Ye Chen's heart. He didn't know when this "happy" life would end. He thought that he was going to be unable to hold on. If it wasn't for his good physique, he might have died a long time ago.
"Come on, open your mouth, ah." Gu Yue smiled softly, telling Ye Chen to open his mouth like teaching a baby.
Ye Chen was absolutely unwilling, how could he do such a life-threatening thing by himself.
"Don't eat the soft ones, eat the hard ones, you don't go if there is a way to heaven, and you come to hell if you have no way, then don't blame me." Gu Yue still smiled, with an expression of "I love you" on his face, and then moved his hands , the spoon directly broke through Ye Chen's tightly closed door, and stuffed it in by the roots.
This action made Xie Xie and Xu Xiaoyan, who were bystanders, feel a pain in their teeth, and looked at Ye Chen with pity.
Xu Xiaoyan said weakly: "Xie Xie, do you think Ye Chen can't stand it?"
"Can't stand it?"
Xie Xie said: "This is not the first time. You don't know that Gu Yue tied him up again in order to make Ye Chen swallow him, took a funnel and inserted it into Ye Chen's mouth, and then held it The steaming bowl was filled with boiling hot soup, and in the end, what happened to Ye Chen except that he couldn't leave the room for a week? "
This is serious, right? !
Xu Xiaoyan looked at Ye Chen who was not far away with distress, closed her eyes and turned around unwillingly, not wanting to see Brother Ye Chen who usually treats her well suffer.
Xu Xiaoyan clasped his hands together and said silently in his heart: I'm sorry Brother Ye Chen, it's not that I don't want to save you, it's because I beat Sister Gu Yue and the others.
May there be no pain in heaven.
Amen... Nanwu Amitabha Buddha... Infinite Heaven...
A few minutes later, Gu Yue and Tang Wulin finished their work and left with satisfaction on their faces.
Leaving the place where he was spitting foam, the unconscious Ye Chen lay on the ground.
Xie Xie walked up to Ye Chen, poked Ye Chen with a branch in his hand, and asked tentatively, "Boss, are you alright?"
"..."
Ye Chen didn't answer.
Xie Xie thought it was just too poisonous and Ye Chen hadn't recovered yet, so he poked it again.
"Boss?"
"..."
Ye Chen still didn't answer.
Now, Xie Xie was in a hurry and quickly dropped the branch in his hand. Coincidentally, the branch he dropped fell into Tang Wulin's remaining soup.
In an instant, the branches were corroded by the soup!
Seeing that his scalp was numb, Xie Xie slowly stretched out his fingers to approach Ye Chen's nose, and then felt a faint breath.
Xie Xie breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he was still alive. As long as he was alive, at least he had to come back.
Suddenly, Xie Xie's face changed, and he realized——Ye Chen was out of breath!
Xie Xie yelled: "Quick! Call an ambulance and send him to the emergency room!"
"tick...tick...tick..."
Not long after, an ambulance drove into Donghai Academy.
As a soul master academy, the students and teachers inside are all in good health, there is no possibility of any problems, and an ambulance driving in will definitely attract attention.
It's just that after the ambulance came in, the students and teachers just glanced at it slightly and nodded.
Well, the same appearance, the same license plate, the same ambulance personnel, the same driving direction, and it is that dear friend again.
Someone asked the person next to him: "How many times is this this month?"
The person next to him did the calculations and said affirmatively: "No. 60 times this month, I counted, every day at this time and another point will come in."
"Sixty times... There are only 30 days in a month. This man goes twice a day. Is this good luck or not?" The man was speechless, praying silently for the man in his heart.
"Quick! Get him up quickly, and he will faint at the hospital as quickly as possible. He must be rescued."
The captain of the ambulance team shouted loudly, and then said to Wu Changkong with a smile on his face: "Don't worry, teacher, we are familiar with this kind of thing, we will definitely send your students back in their original form."
"Then, look at this..."
The captain rubbed his fingers, not meaning what he said.
"No, no need."
Muscles on Wuchangkong's face twitched, and he took out a stack of Federation coins and said solemnly, "Send it directly to the crematorium, it's hopeless."
"..."
…………
In the spiritual space, Ye Chen sat on the leather sofa he made with a look of being spoiled.
This is the nth time he's sitting here this month. Ever since Gu Yue and Tang Wulin asked him to try dishes, Ye Chen has been a frequent visitor here.
"Hahahaha! I'm about to die laughing. The majestic God King Realm powerhouse almost died of food poisoning. If this spreads to the God Realm, there might not be a group of people who will take over the God of Cookery."
Undisguised laughter came from a small gray tower on the side.
Ye Chen said fiercely: "Shut up!"
"Laugh again, believe it or not, I will manifest these things and feed them to you!"
"you!"
Threatened by such a threat, Tang Wutong in the Tower of Eternity finally became quiet, and sat on the floor of the tower in a huff, silent.
Although she has never eaten it, she still knows how terrifying the food her "brother" cooks is. Didn't she see that even Ye Chen had no choice but to turn off his five senses and run into the spiritual space?
However, the food made by Gu Yue and Tang Wulin was very powerful. Even if Ye Chen turned off his five senses, it could still be transmitted to him through his sixth sense, so he was hospitalized every time he was poisoned.
Fortunately, it was the luckiest of misfortunes, Gu Yue and Tang Wulin still have a bit of conscience, although every time they make something that can make Ye Chen hospitalized, fortunately there are no strange things mixed in, so Ye Chen can be cured immediately after entering. return.
But Ye Chen really wanted them to mix some strange things into it!Just because Gu Yue and Tang Wulin didn't do this, he unfortunately became their guinea pig for a long time.
Every time he entered the hospital, Ye Chen was thinking:
How about it be like this?
After a while, Ye Chen's condition returned to normal, and it was time for him to be discharged from the hospital, but he really didn't want to wake up!
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