I'm really not the Pokémon King

"Don't tell me that Frosty Milk Fairy ice cream is just delicious."

Ten minutes later, Yang Xiaoshu walked out of the Kodak Duck Noodle House and bought a matcha-flavored ice cream nearby. While eating it, he walked towards Zhulu Park.

The wind after the rain hit his face, which was very cool. Yang Xiaoshu shivered for a while, finished the ice cream in a few mouthfuls, and walked into the park.

This park was built in the Dream League era and has a history of more than 400 years. It is a well-deserved grass-type Pokémon paradise, with a large number of Pokémon living in it.

Of course, in Deer City, the number of any Pokémon cannot be compared to the Four Seasons Deer and the Budding Deer.

They are the masters of this city. As for humans, they are just shoveling shit.

At least that's how it looks in Yang Xiaoshu's eyes.

At this moment, while walking on a winding path, Yang Xiaoshu couldn't help but have his thoughts racing. On the rain-stained lawn around him, the speakers disguised as Pikachu were playing a song from a pre-nuclear civilization.

"The tenth is that when you open your eyes, it is already dusk, and the cold stars are falling in the distance in twos and twos. The ninth is that you see whales when the sea is blue, and deer when the forest is deep, but you are not there, when you wake up from a dream."

The soothing melody combined with the singer's deep voice brought out the indelible sadness in his heart.

“This song really fits the occasion”

"Maybe I shouldn't sleep in today."

Yang Xiaoshu stopped and listened for a while, shook his head and walked towards the depths of the park. There was a pavilion there. When he felt lonely, he would go and sit in the pavilion.

Just like this, Yang Xiaoshu walked along the path, crossed the long bridge, and walked around the lake with the breeze blowing. All kinds of small emotions disappeared like wind and dispersed like fog without realizing it.

Not long after, the familiar outline of the pavilion appeared in Yang Xiaoshu's sight. Just as he was about to get closer, a black shadow suddenly burst out from the grass next to it and threw him down on the soft lawn.

Immediately afterwards, there was a warm and moist feeling on the face, and a scent of vanilla could be smelled on the tip of the nose.

"Haha, stop licking, Shijilu, you are not a dog."

Although he said so, Yang Xiaoshu's body was very honest. It wasn't until Sijilu had licked enough that he sat up from the lawn, wiped the saliva from his face, and then put his arm on Sijilu. on the back.

In Lucheng, when children of school age have just entered elementary school, they will adopt a four-season deer and cultivate it under the arrangement of the council until they graduate from elementary school.

There are two major items in Lucheng Primary School’s graduation assessment:

The first is to check the breeding level of the four-season deer through the fur, body shape, eye color, and tongue coating; the second is to check whether the students can skillfully command the four-season deer to fight.

Both are indispensable.

Once a certain link breaks the hip, the student will face the problem of postponement of graduation, which is very strict.

The four-season deer in front of him is Yang Xiaoshu’s friend in elementary school.

At this moment, touching the increasingly rounded back of the Four Seasons Deer, Yang Xiaoshu subconsciously said: "Why do you feel like you've gained weight again after not seeing each other for a few days?"

Siji Lu was immediately unhappy upon hearing this, showing an angry expression:

Can you speak?

Why am I fat? I'm obviously going to evolve, okay?

The angry Siji Lu bowed his head hard on Yang Xiaoshu's chest, venting his grievances and dissatisfaction.

Yang Xiaoshu was a little itchy from being rubbed, so he touched the small yellow flower on Si Lu's head and said, "Okay, ok, Si Lu, you get up first, let's go sit in the pavilion for a while."

The lawn where Yang Xiaoshu is located is not far from the pavilion, only a few hundred meters away. If you want to go, you can get there in less than 5 minutes.

But Yang Xiaoshu walked very slowly. He sighed while thinking about his thoughts, and then told Sijilu next to him what he had been thinking for a long time.

"Sijilu, I don't plan to take part in this year's college entrance examination."

"yo"

Shijilu had his little brain measured and was a little surprised.

"Surprised, aren't you?"

Yang Xiaoshu lowered his head and smiled bitterly. He took out the elf ball that the school issued when school was over yesterday afternoon from his trouser pocket and looked at it for a while.

"Firstly, I am not well prepared and cannot do all the six major examination subjects. Secondly, I want to take this opportunity to make my mother care more about me."

After Sijilu heard this, he felt a little sorry for Yang Xiaoshu.

But thinking about the scene where Yang’s mother looked sideways and smiled while holding a rolling pin when she made a mistake when she was a child, she couldn’t help but shudder.

If Xiaoshu doesn't take the college entrance examination, he will definitely be beaten to death by Yang's mother, right? Sijilu thought for a while, decisively stopped in front of Yang Xiaoshu, and shook his head.

"Sijilu, don't try to persuade me, I've already thought about it"

Just as Yang Xiaoshu was about to convince Sijilu and himself, he saw a girl walking towards him and interrupted him with a smile.

"Classmate, I'm sorry to excuse you, are you convenient now?"

This girl is about twenty years old. Her facial features are very delicate. Her big black eyes are as clear and smart as if they can talk. She is wearing a tight white leather jacket, which fully reveals her devilish figure.

Well, my chest is a bit flat. Yang Xiaoshu looked up and frowned instantly. Could it be that I met a liar?

He remembered that there was a news report the day before yesterday that the Red Guards were hunting down a group of fraudsters composed of beautiful girls, and the timing of the appearance of the girl in front of him was so weird.

Yang Xiaoshu glanced at the dense night around him without any trace. Just when he was about to reply, "I don't feel like peeing, it's inconvenient," he noticed the blue logo with a hibiscus pattern printed on the girl's chest.

Isn't this hibiscus blue, the luxury brand of Zhanlan Sanctuary? Could it be that I'm overthinking it? Yang Xiaoshu is quite familiar with his mother's favorite brand.

Although in his opinion, this brand mainly highlights the word "expensive", but judging from the attitude of many women, including mothers, who are flocking to it, it seems that there are some merits that he cannot understand.

As for the style, mood and connotation of hibiscus blue that his mother often talked about, he couldn't understand or appreciate it anyway.

So, Yang Xiaoshu temporarily suppressed the suspicion in his heart and replied with a smile: "It's convenient, what's the matter?"

"That's it." The girl pointed to the pavilion in the distance and smiled sheepishly, "My friend and I came to Zhulu Park for the first time and wanted to take a photo in the pavilion, but the selfie stick suddenly broke, so classmate, you Can you take a photo for us?”

The more Yang Xiaoshu listened to the photo selfie stick, the more he felt something was wrong. Isn't this the way the old man was deceived in the news?

Even two days later, Yang Xiaoshu still clearly remembered the old man's tearful accusation.

"At that time, it was like this. I was dancing around the square, and then she came over and said that she broke the selfie stick. She asked me to take a picture for her. I saw that she was quite polite, so I Followed."

"Then she handed me the navigator, but I couldn't turn it on no matter what I did. Then she insisted that I broke her navigator and asked me to pay for it."

"Young man, you are the judge. Is this person being unkind? I helped her and she didn't want to thank me. Not only did she want to defraud me of my money, but she also accused me of molesting her."

"I'm already this old. Even if I have the heart, I don't have the strength."

"Uuuuuuu┯┯I was wronged"

Thinking of this, Yang Xiaoshu decisively turned around and ran away with Sijilu.

"I'm sorry, beauty, my water heater is not turned off at home. I have to leave first and wait for someone else who is destined to meet you."

ps: The new book is on the way, let’s count the votes.