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No, it’s going to make me laugh to death.Who would drink before preparing to prove that they can drink, hahaha.

There is, and it's right in front of you, Shizune.

The Big Eater competition is about to start soon. I don’t know if I can eat fifty steamed buns, so I experimented before the start of the competition, and then started the competition and couldn’t eat any buns, but it was okay.

"Shizune" Tsunade wanted to help the drunk man lying on the table, but she opened her hand.Tsunade knew that this was an impulsive act while drunk, but she still could not forgive this act of seeking death... Even though Tsunade was old, she could still afford to use the knife.

Under Tsunade's death gaze, the innocent Shizune grabbed a can of wine in each hand, jumped back a few steps and smiled triumphantly: "Tsunade-sama, you are stupid, didn't you think I was pretending not to be drunk? How could it possibly fall?"

"Shizune, do you really...my anger has just disappeared...do you really want this flame to burn again?"

Tsunade's whole body was trembling as she subconsciously gathered chakra due to the muscle memory accumulated in the past.

Jiraiya sweatdropped, fearing that Tsunade would punch Shizune to death.But when he was about to go up to break up the fight, Zhiyin's attempt to commit suicide took it to a new level.

She poured herself a bottle of wine, slammed the remaining bottle on the ground, and took a long breath of comfort and happiness. Little did she know that she was jumping repeatedly on the edge of death.

"Tsunade-sama, you said my breasts are not as big as yours. Take a closer look to see if they are bigger than yours." Shizune let out a loud and long burp, and held up her chest with her hands. There was an abnormal sense of swelling and obvious It's loose, and it looks like the ball-shaped stuffing has just been inserted.

Big, big, big.

Although it's fake, I'm still fine, what about brothers?

She's so cute like this. If she's punched, she'll probably cry for a long time.

You guys are so funny, dog head

The stuffing was spherical, but Shizune's accuracy was a little off, and her hand brushed against the edge of it. The force caused it to break free from the constraints of the clothes, and it fell to its feet.

"Well, something hit my foot." Shizune slowly lowered her head and immediately became alert when she saw the ball at her feet.She raised her head and glanced at Tsunade, who was closing her eyes and trying to suppress her anger. She had the illusion that Tsunade didn't see it, so she picked up the ball and put it back, pretending that nothing happened.

Jiraiya covered his face in embarrassment. This was not his battlefield. He felt that he was no longer qualified to intervene, so he went to apologize to the hotel owner who was hiding behind.

The live broadcast room knew very well, the screen broke away from Jiraiya and switched back and forth between Tsunade and Shizune.

I, Mr. Lu, like to watch girls fighting. I grab my hair and scratch my armpits.

Hahaha, I really didn’t expect that drunk Shizune would dare to fight Tsunade like this. She and Kurenai were not so bold when they were drunk, hahaha.

I didn't drink more than 20 bottles that time. After drinking even a little bit, I was roared by Tsunade's Kadong Lion. I definitely wouldn't dare to be presumptuous in front of her.This time is different.They were all drunk like this.

Comrade, Bobosha.

Comrade, vodka

dun dun dun.

"I'll give you five seconds, Shizune. Hurry back to where you were and do it right. Otherwise... you'll get a good deal from me."

Tsunade's stern ultimatum was ignored. Shizune pulled the corners of her eyes with her little finger and made a face, deliberately saying in a sinister tone: "You are anxious, you are anxious, because my breasts are bigger than yours, so it is too embarrassing for you to be anxious." You don’t have the bearing of an adult at all, so you are just a child.”

I didn't expect that Shizune was actually a hidden onmyoji.

It's over, it's over, I really want to ask in front of little girl Shizune if she thinks she has lived too long...

There's nothing wrong with Tie Zhi. Before drinking, I felt like I was just a drop in the ocean of the vast world. After drinking, I felt like the whole universe was revolving around labor and capital.

No matter if he was beaten to death, if there was one less woman around Cui Bao, there would be one less woman.

The male mother is such a vicious bitch

"Five" Tsunade lifted her ponytail, raised her arms above her head, and spread her five slender fingers.

"Tsunade-sama, what are you threatening? Shizune is an adult, so Shizune won't be afraid."

Tsunade took a step forward. Judging from the distance of her steps, no more, no less, exactly five steps would put Shizune in her attack range.

"Four" closed his straight thumbs.

Although Shizune lost her mind, her instinct of fear had not yet disappeared. At this moment, she felt that death was approaching in an orderly manner.

"Don't come here... You know four, I know four." Shizune gathered enough courage and roared very loudly, even her throat was a little dry and swollen.

"Three." Tsunade retracted her index finger and took another step, completely undisturbed by the childish intimidation.

"two"

As Tsunade got closer and closer to Shizune, her voice became louder and louder, but on the contrary, Shizune's voice became quieter and quieter.

"two..."

"One"

"A...wow" Shizune, who was still imitating, was punched in the lower abdomen by Tsunade. Her eyeballs nearly fell out of her sockets. She screamed from her wide-open mouth, and her lips wriggled irregularly up and down, one after another. Crystal clear saliva.

"Wow... wow" Shizune was sent flying out and hit a table of dishes that had just been served, frightening the guests who had been immersed in their own world. His lunch was gone.

Jiraiya walked up to Tsunade, looked at Shizune getting up and said, "Tsunade, isn't it a bit too much? She's just drunk."

Tsunade didn't give Jiraiya a good look. She glared at Jiraiya fiercely, and then walked towards Shizune, who looked uncomfortable but had already gotten up.

Jiraiya took a breath of air, feeling severely physically uncomfortable... He didn't notice Tsunade's intentions. Sure enough, he shouldn't meddle in other people's business. This was a matter between their master and disciple.

When Shizune saw Tsunade, she immediately bowed nervously and apologized: "Thank you, Tsunade-sama, for helping me sober up. I shouldn't have drank so much out of anger. A medical ninja could be knocked down by alcohol so easily. I'm so incompetent."

"But apologizing is not enough, we also need..." Tsunade smiled slyly, she stopped and let Shizune answer on her own.

Shizune gritted her teeth and said cruelly: "Starting from next week, I will take Bing Liang Pills for a week."

"Okay. By the way, where did you get the money to buy so much wine?"

"Ah...this...that..." Shizune said vaguely, not daring to repeat the facts she had already said. When she was sober, she was not as fearless of death as she was just now.

But this happened to be Tsunade's test for Shizune, and she completely failed.

"Shizune, as a medical ninja, hesitating before making a choice is a more serious dereliction of duty than being drunk. Just take the military food pills for a month."

"But those military food pills are only enough for one person for 20 days." This was Shizune's last struggle.

"It doesn't matter. When we have money later, we can buy materials and start over again."