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Chapter 5: Unable to help himself, Jiraiya fights for the golden melon seeds.
Jiraiya raised his chin higher than the sky, his nose became longer than Pinocchio, and he looked like a little kid who jumped with joy after being praised.
Seeing him lose his composure, Kakashi couldn't help but doubt whether his judgment was correct.However, after thinking about it, it seems that no important reasoning material has been missed.
The anchor is so shameless
Xiao Di said that Kakashi's brainstorming behavior was very good
Kadian is so handsome. Even if he was cheated, he is still so handsome. I want to see his handsome face under the mask.
Earlier, didn’t Kakashi take off his mask in episode 689?
Really, how can you say this? How can you see enough of Kadian’s handsome face with only so much in the picture?
Jiraiya saw a business opportunity
He held his chin in a vise and lowered his head, pretending to be thinking hard.He immediately marked the comments about Kakashi just now and held out two fingers.
"Twenty water guns, the anchor will help you take off Kakashi's mask. He will also be fixed. You can take as many pictures as you want. Looking at Kakashi's small body, it is impossible to break away from me. How do you feel about the life-threatening cross that you are proud of? Are you tempted? If you are tempted, it is better to take action. I can give you a [-]% discount on the spot."
Ah, this... I have spent all my work this month. I bought lotion yesterday with my last bit of money... It will take a few days for my humble salary to be paid... Anchor, can you owe me some money first? I will definitely make it up after this time, and I will definitely make it up next time
He said that next time it would all be pigeons, and the wise and powerful Jiraiya would not be fooled: "It's not just her, others can also participate. If everyone likes Kakashi so much, don't be stingy with this small amount of money."
Disgusting
Let me tell you, not only did I prostitute for nothing, I also confidently made you angry to death, just a little bit.
Although many users of this platform have watched or learned about Naruto, after all, Jiraiya is just a poor younger brother anchor. The audience base is not large, and the wealthy people are even less. The only young lady who does not plan to have sex for nothing is now No more money either.Hence the current embarrassment.
"Just next time, there will be no discount next time." Jiraiya's smile disappeared, and his embarrassment was written on his face. He succeeded just now, and now he can see the faces of his fans clearly again... .The white prostitute is weird, just a little bit.
Kakashi and Asuma had been watching the changes in Jiraiya's expression. They saw all the changes in Jiraiya's expression from expectation to disappointment.
After all, they were the legendary Sannin, and it was not easy for them to interrupt Jiraiya's thinking. It wasn't until they sighed that they asked: "Jiraiya-sama, have you noticed anything?"
"I didn't find anything. I just thought of a happy thing, and then I found it was not that funny. That's it. Since everything is fine, the others can disperse. Asuma, go and report to the two Hokage assistants. Condition."
Jiraiya waved his hand and made a fuss, feeling so sad.
"Jiraiya-sama, I still have something to do. It's not convenient right now. I'll leave the report to Kurenai. I'm sorry to leave."
After Asuma said that, he left instantly. It was a coincidence that he met Itachi and Kisame at the dango shop. Now that the crisis was over, it was time to do his own thing.
"I'm rude too, Jiraiya-sama." After Asuma left, Kurenai briefly said goodbye and left.
When it was Kakashi's turn to say goodbye and prepare to go home and read the latest version of Making Love in Heaven, Jiraiya stopped him.
"Kakashi, Itachi and the man who looks like a shark know their goals. The organization they belong to is called Dark Dawn, and they are trying to take away the tailed beasts from the major ninja villages. So the Nine-Tails is also their target. But in a certain situation For unknown reasons, the Kyuubi must be collected last. They came this time to determine whether the Kyuubi is in Naruto's body. It will be about three years before they officially attack the major ninja villages. "
"Jiraiya-sama, is this the information you gathered during your travels around the world?"
Jiraiya nodded his head.
Kakashi analyzed that the Akatsuki organization's attempt to take away the tailed beasts from the major ninja villages was equivalent to launching a war against the rules of the world.
Any war requires sufficient preparation in advance. The big plan is one, and their own small calculations are the other. The three years of preparation must be their most vulnerable stage.
The Akatsuki organization is not ready, and the village is not ready either, and judging from the fact that the Akatsuki organization sent Itachi and Kisame, the seven former ninja swordsmen, its strength cannot be underestimated.
The only thing the village can do now is to strengthen its vigilance, cultivate Naruto, recharge its batteries, and prepare for the war three years later... "Ah"
Kakashi suddenly screamed, and Jiraiya came around behind him and hugged him tightly with both arms.
"Jiraiya-sama, I'm not interested in men," Kakashi roared at the top of his lungs, his eye not covered by the mask widening.
Jiraiya was ashamed: "I'm not interested in him either. I'm only interested in golden melon seeds. Come on, use your toad power."
"Okay, little Zilai"
The big emerald green frog burst out of the water, causing ripples in the snow-white waves. Its bright red lips and beautiful eyes flowed through the water like a hibiscus...
Bah, Kakashi and Jiraiya are going blind.But Jiraiya had money to take, and he still had a smile on his face.
"The water here is so salty. Little Jirai actually let people soak in the water for so long. It's getting worse and worse. But people just like this little Jirai. By the way, why should little Jirai hold this guy in his arms?" Teach him a lesson"
Toad Li's enchanting voice made Jiraiya feel nervous. He glanced at the barrage and saw a bunch of repeaters repeating "Jiraiya kiss me". It was too difficult for him.
"Toad Li, help me take off his mask."
"Okay, as long as it's little Jirai's request, I will fully satisfy it."
Toad Li stretched out the slippery frog claws with mucus towards him. This was nothing, the key was that Toad Li also extended his head over.
Kakashi just wants to know, why are you taking off your mask and sticking your head out?
Although he doesn't hate amphibious creatures, he should forget about monsters like Toadli.
“Don’t come over here ah ah ah”
He wanted to struggle away, but Jiraiya's cross was too strong. No matter how he shook his limbs, it didn't work. If he moved his head back, the back of his head would hit Jiraiya's chin... It was too difficult for Kakashi.
The greasy frog claws moved away from his face, the mask was loose to his chin, and Kakashi gave up resistance completely.
The screen showed a close-up of Kakashi, and the barrage of heckles and flirtations started to boil again.
So handsome. It turns out that the anchor has such profound philosophical knowledge. That move of the bloody cross is as pure as fire. Can the anchor know the King's Sword Strike?
The one in front of me, Shao Zheng, is the one in the underworld and can speak some earthly language.
Kadian is so handsome, so beautiful, so handsome, nosebleed, nosebleed, ah, I'm dead.
I’m so touched. The host has agreed that when your salary is paid next month, I will give you twenty squirt guns to make sure you are soaked.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Brother Jueshuo actually had a conscience, I can’t believe it, I can’t believe it, even though I don’t want to look at the face of a grown man.
The barrage was reveling, Jiraiya was smiling, Toadli's green face was dyed wine red, everyone was happy except Kakashi who rolled his eyes.
Oh, no, there is Kai crying secretly in the grass.
Seeing him lose his composure, Kakashi couldn't help but doubt whether his judgment was correct.However, after thinking about it, it seems that no important reasoning material has been missed.
The anchor is so shameless
Xiao Di said that Kakashi's brainstorming behavior was very good
Kadian is so handsome. Even if he was cheated, he is still so handsome. I want to see his handsome face under the mask.
Earlier, didn’t Kakashi take off his mask in episode 689?
Really, how can you say this? How can you see enough of Kadian’s handsome face with only so much in the picture?
Jiraiya saw a business opportunity
He held his chin in a vise and lowered his head, pretending to be thinking hard.He immediately marked the comments about Kakashi just now and held out two fingers.
"Twenty water guns, the anchor will help you take off Kakashi's mask. He will also be fixed. You can take as many pictures as you want. Looking at Kakashi's small body, it is impossible to break away from me. How do you feel about the life-threatening cross that you are proud of? Are you tempted? If you are tempted, it is better to take action. I can give you a [-]% discount on the spot."
Ah, this... I have spent all my work this month. I bought lotion yesterday with my last bit of money... It will take a few days for my humble salary to be paid... Anchor, can you owe me some money first? I will definitely make it up after this time, and I will definitely make it up next time
He said that next time it would all be pigeons, and the wise and powerful Jiraiya would not be fooled: "It's not just her, others can also participate. If everyone likes Kakashi so much, don't be stingy with this small amount of money."
Disgusting
Let me tell you, not only did I prostitute for nothing, I also confidently made you angry to death, just a little bit.
Although many users of this platform have watched or learned about Naruto, after all, Jiraiya is just a poor younger brother anchor. The audience base is not large, and the wealthy people are even less. The only young lady who does not plan to have sex for nothing is now No more money either.Hence the current embarrassment.
"Just next time, there will be no discount next time." Jiraiya's smile disappeared, and his embarrassment was written on his face. He succeeded just now, and now he can see the faces of his fans clearly again... .The white prostitute is weird, just a little bit.
Kakashi and Asuma had been watching the changes in Jiraiya's expression. They saw all the changes in Jiraiya's expression from expectation to disappointment.
After all, they were the legendary Sannin, and it was not easy for them to interrupt Jiraiya's thinking. It wasn't until they sighed that they asked: "Jiraiya-sama, have you noticed anything?"
"I didn't find anything. I just thought of a happy thing, and then I found it was not that funny. That's it. Since everything is fine, the others can disperse. Asuma, go and report to the two Hokage assistants. Condition."
Jiraiya waved his hand and made a fuss, feeling so sad.
"Jiraiya-sama, I still have something to do. It's not convenient right now. I'll leave the report to Kurenai. I'm sorry to leave."
After Asuma said that, he left instantly. It was a coincidence that he met Itachi and Kisame at the dango shop. Now that the crisis was over, it was time to do his own thing.
"I'm rude too, Jiraiya-sama." After Asuma left, Kurenai briefly said goodbye and left.
When it was Kakashi's turn to say goodbye and prepare to go home and read the latest version of Making Love in Heaven, Jiraiya stopped him.
"Kakashi, Itachi and the man who looks like a shark know their goals. The organization they belong to is called Dark Dawn, and they are trying to take away the tailed beasts from the major ninja villages. So the Nine-Tails is also their target. But in a certain situation For unknown reasons, the Kyuubi must be collected last. They came this time to determine whether the Kyuubi is in Naruto's body. It will be about three years before they officially attack the major ninja villages. "
"Jiraiya-sama, is this the information you gathered during your travels around the world?"
Jiraiya nodded his head.
Kakashi analyzed that the Akatsuki organization's attempt to take away the tailed beasts from the major ninja villages was equivalent to launching a war against the rules of the world.
Any war requires sufficient preparation in advance. The big plan is one, and their own small calculations are the other. The three years of preparation must be their most vulnerable stage.
The Akatsuki organization is not ready, and the village is not ready either, and judging from the fact that the Akatsuki organization sent Itachi and Kisame, the seven former ninja swordsmen, its strength cannot be underestimated.
The only thing the village can do now is to strengthen its vigilance, cultivate Naruto, recharge its batteries, and prepare for the war three years later... "Ah"
Kakashi suddenly screamed, and Jiraiya came around behind him and hugged him tightly with both arms.
"Jiraiya-sama, I'm not interested in men," Kakashi roared at the top of his lungs, his eye not covered by the mask widening.
Jiraiya was ashamed: "I'm not interested in him either. I'm only interested in golden melon seeds. Come on, use your toad power."
"Okay, little Zilai"
The big emerald green frog burst out of the water, causing ripples in the snow-white waves. Its bright red lips and beautiful eyes flowed through the water like a hibiscus...
Bah, Kakashi and Jiraiya are going blind.But Jiraiya had money to take, and he still had a smile on his face.
"The water here is so salty. Little Jirai actually let people soak in the water for so long. It's getting worse and worse. But people just like this little Jirai. By the way, why should little Jirai hold this guy in his arms?" Teach him a lesson"
Toad Li's enchanting voice made Jiraiya feel nervous. He glanced at the barrage and saw a bunch of repeaters repeating "Jiraiya kiss me". It was too difficult for him.
"Toad Li, help me take off his mask."
"Okay, as long as it's little Jirai's request, I will fully satisfy it."
Toad Li stretched out the slippery frog claws with mucus towards him. This was nothing, the key was that Toad Li also extended his head over.
Kakashi just wants to know, why are you taking off your mask and sticking your head out?
Although he doesn't hate amphibious creatures, he should forget about monsters like Toadli.
“Don’t come over here ah ah ah”
He wanted to struggle away, but Jiraiya's cross was too strong. No matter how he shook his limbs, it didn't work. If he moved his head back, the back of his head would hit Jiraiya's chin... It was too difficult for Kakashi.
The greasy frog claws moved away from his face, the mask was loose to his chin, and Kakashi gave up resistance completely.
The screen showed a close-up of Kakashi, and the barrage of heckles and flirtations started to boil again.
So handsome. It turns out that the anchor has such profound philosophical knowledge. That move of the bloody cross is as pure as fire. Can the anchor know the King's Sword Strike?
The one in front of me, Shao Zheng, is the one in the underworld and can speak some earthly language.
Kadian is so handsome, so beautiful, so handsome, nosebleed, nosebleed, ah, I'm dead.
I’m so touched. The host has agreed that when your salary is paid next month, I will give you twenty squirt guns to make sure you are soaked.
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Brother Jueshuo actually had a conscience, I can’t believe it, I can’t believe it, even though I don’t want to look at the face of a grown man.
The barrage was reveling, Jiraiya was smiling, Toadli's green face was dyed wine red, everyone was happy except Kakashi who rolled his eyes.
Oh, no, there is Kai crying secretly in the grass.
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