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Jiraiya's experienced viewers all know that he is full of unique skills. He has prepared such a long series of foreplays, and he is [-]% prepared to trick people.

So except for the "male mother" who "loves" Jiraiya, the old viewers all closed their mouths in unison, holding watermelons and peering at the screen, expecting unsuspecting fools to take advantage.

"Yes, it's better to act than to think. If you want to feed the host some noodles that are better than Ichiraku Ramen, you can do that. Look at the gifts at the bottom of the screen to see what the spicy summer cold noodles are. This is hundreds of times more delicious than Ichiraku Ramen. Just use this." Fill it up with the anchor. Please fill it up with the anchor. The anchor won’t mind at all.”

The anchor is an old lady.

No, it's an old boy.

Jiraiya pointed to the bottom of the screen with a smile. He could feel the malice coming from the other side of the screen through the screen, but he didn't care. It was impossible for netizens to follow the network cable to find him.

After a while, Xiao Mengxin handed over his wallet, and Jiraiya almost had [-] more golden melon seeds.

Eighty thousand, almost as much as the perfect attendance award. He was satisfied with having so much money so quickly. In the past, perfect attendance accounted for half of his income.

"Now that the money is in place, it's not my style to do things without doing things, and I won't let people buy fake and inferior products. The anchor is a more honest businessman than Jiangnan Leather Factory."

Jiraiya said, picking up a hot noodle, blowing on it and putting it under his nostrils.

The residual hot air from the noodles got into the nostrils, and the sensitive nasal cavity was stimulated and the nose hairs stood up one by one. Normal people would have wanted to sneeze after this operation.

But is Jiraiya a normal person? He is a man who is respected as the unparalleled genius. How could this difficulty stop his determination to live a healthy life?

The noodles slowly came closer to the nostrils. The audience in front of the screen all held their breaths and swallowed. They forgot to click on the barrage. They were so nervous that they had never seen anyone deal with eating noodles through the nostrils.

But the moment before the noodles got into his nose, he suddenly remembered a sentence he hadn't said yet.

"Uncle has received professional training. Eating noodles with nostrils is a dangerous technical job. Children should not imitate it at home. The anchor has set up a helpline. Even if you have practiced it, you cannot try it alone."

The barrage was shocking, and a group of people called him disgusting.

When he was about to continue, Uncle Yile stood in front of him with his hands on his waist with a fierce look on his face.

"Dear guest, what are you going to do with our ramen? Are you going to eat it?"

Uncle Ichiraku usually wouldn't interfere with his guests. It didn't matter how they ate, but the way Jiraiya stuck the noodles into his nostrils didn't look like a serious person.

Jiraiya had big beads of sweat on his forehead and put down his chopsticks with a smile.

Although Uncle Yile is not a tall man, nor does he have the appearance of a domineering king who is not angry and self-proclaimed, he is just an ordinary leader of the family.

But the oppressive feeling he gave Jiraiya when he was angry was more breathless than being pressed down by a mountain... Could this be blood suppression?

Hoo ho ho, Otsutsuki Ichiraku is angry. You're done with Unique Brother. He is Otsutsuki Ichiraku, the real ancestor of chakra.

It was so scary, I could feel his murderous intent.We are all watching...will he crawl out of the screen and hit us?

In the front, you thought Uncle Ichiraku was Miss Sadako

The Ninpo Technique is a technique to confuse the enemy by talking nonsense quickly and seriously.

Jiraiya's original ninjutsu first uses extremely fast speech to confuse the enemy, and then uses a serious tone to convince people, thereby achieving the purpose of persuading others.

How will you know if it works if you don't try it? Kaguya Otsutsuki fell into Naruto's reverse harem technique, and Ichiraku Otsutsuki will definitely fall into Jiraiya's technique.

"There is not only one way to taste ramen. We can't just limit it to the mouth. The nostrils are also a good choice. And whether it is through the nose or directly into the mouth, isn't the destination of ramen always the same place? Come to Konoha from other ninja villages Does it matter which path you choose? What’s important is reaching your destination. And Ichiraku Ramen, Ichiraku Ramen… I also want a little more variety.”

The "technique of deceiving the enemy by speaking serious nonsense quickly" really worked. Ichiraku said "oh" twice, sincerely said sorry, and then went to the stove to make noodles.

The anchor is awesome, Otsutsuki Ichiraku has been evaded by your mouth, you are too strong, right?

By the way, that uncle is really strong, but my mother thinks he is not as good as our Cui Bao.

You weren't fooled, were you? I just didn't want Jiraiya to waste his hand on the uncle, so he came over here.Since the anchor has the ability to eat with his nostrils, people won't say anything.

I think Otsutsuki Ichiraku also wants to see the whole thing

"Gentlemen in the audience, Otsutsuki Ichiraku is gone. Finally, no one disturbs my daily life. Let's start now."

Eating noodles with nostrils is very particular and very subtle. If the method is wrong or someone interrupts you in the middle, it may lead to death.

Jiraiya had practiced and could close the passage leading from the nose to the trachea and open the passage leading to the esophagus by feeling.

Therefore, noodles entering through the nostrils can enter the esophagus and avoid the trachea.

However, this process must be very careful, and the attention must be very, very concentrated, very, very focused...

"Oh, it's Lesbian Sennin. You also like to eat Ichiraku Ramen. Ah, my special ramen seasoning. Lesbian Sage, you actually eat my special ramen seasoning. It's unforgivable."

Naruto suddenly appeared at the Ichiraku Noodle House, slapped Jiraiya hard, then sat down next to him angrily, holding the sauce in front of him in his arms.

Naruto said loudly: "Uncle Ichiraku, bring me a bowl of ramen, just like Lustful Sennin's, the deluxe version of tonkotsu ramen. Uncle Ichiraku, remember to add a little more noodles, wow wow wow, Lustful Sennin is so disgusting, it's so hard to make the sauce." ..”

"Okay, I'll add half the extra noodles later and Naruto, I actually opened your stuff and I want to taste it. I'm sorry."

"It's okay, hehe." Naruto's smile was sweeter than candy. As long as he was willing to add more noodles, he could say anything.

Ichiraku went to prepare for the interview, and then Naruto noticed that Jiraiya didn't answer him, so he put his head in front of Jiraiya's stiff face.

"I'm sorry for misunderstanding you, Erotic Immortal... Hey, Erotic Immortal, what's wrong with you? Why are the noodles in your nostrils your situation? It looks very bad."

Naruto squinted his eyes, first climbed on the table, and then hung on the roof, observing Jiraiya from all angles like a monkey, but he still couldn't figure out what was going on.

"You should speak up if something happens, lustful sage, are you trying to kill me?" Naruto became anxious, stood behind Jiraiya, and yelled at the back of his head.

Why do you bastard talk? It's not your fault.

Naruto's slap just now caused the noodles to slip into his trachea. Unfortunately, Jiraiya's trachea was very less sensitive to foreign objects, so he didn't cough out the noodles before they entered his trachea.

But one code equals another, and low sensitivity does not mean that there is no feeling... After a long time... it became extremely uncomfortable, and he desperately suppressed his urge to cough.

Now he didn't dare to cough or talk casually, as if something went wrong, he might die.

Dipping his fingers into the soup, Jiraiya wrote the words "Call the doctor" on the table where Naruto's shoes had blackened it.

A long time passed after the medical ninja arrived, and Jiraiya, who was lying on the table, recovered.He sneaked up behind Naruto who was eating noodles, caught him and held him under his arm.

"What are you doing, Lustful Sennin? Come on, put me down. Ichiraku Ramen is about to be squeezed out, but I found a doctor for you."

"Naruto, don't you want me to be your teacher?"

"Yes, yes, lewd immortal, let me down quickly and accompany me to practice ninjutsu, okay? My newly developed jutsu has made new breakthroughs."

Naruto shook his limbs in an attempt to free himself, but Jiraiya tightened his grip.

"The first lesson of school is to install the waist drum."

"Ah...ah"