Rebirth of the elf of girlfriend's house

The whispers between Topol and Squirtle are actually very simple.

First, Squirtle ran over to seek comfort and help from his comrades in the same trench.

"Brother, save me"

"How come you can't even beat Ibrahimovic?" Bai Yang mocked coldly.

"I'm so careless." Squirtle stamped his feet in shame.

"You disappoint me so much." Bai Yang sighed with hatred.

"Help me take revenge." Squirtle pointed at Lu Chuan bitterly.

"I won't help." Bai Yang shook his head decisively and refused.

"Hey." Squirtle pulled the tip of Baiyang's beard and started to act cute.

"You have to make up for the losses you have lost. I can provide you with a tactic to turn defeat into victory next time," Bai Yang sneered again.

"What tactic?" Squirtle asked quickly.

"According to my observation, Ibrahimovic seems to have only mastered three moves, namely shouting, sand splashing, and lightning flash. The shouting is easy to deal with. Next time you just plug your ears and won't listen to anyone else's words. Sand splashing and lightning flash are more troublesome. You have to keep spinning at high speed to avoid being attacked, but it seems that you can't take the initiative to attack when spinning at high speed. But in my opinion, you are entirely to blame for this, because you won't be spinning at high speed. Does the water gun spray indiscriminately while rotating? As long as you hold on, you will win?" Bai Yang meowed in Squirtle's ear.

"Good tactic" Squirtle's eyes suddenly lit up.

So it immediately and confidently gave Lu Chuan the middle finger, and decided to take the initiative to find him and Ibrahimovic tomorrow to avenge their embarrassment. It was too late today, so it couldn't do it.

Then the two elves ran to the living room and watched TV.

After dinner, the National College Student Trainer Competition was about to begin. Dad Wen sat down on the sofa excitedly, and the whole family gathered in front of the TV, waiting for the start of the competition.

In the world of elves, this kind of large-scale trainer competition is very popular, almost equivalent to the major ball leagues and World Cups in previous lives.

But the excitement was theirs, and Bai Yang, who was held in Wen Ya's arms, was a little absent-minded.

The scene of Ibrahimovic using sand splashing kept echoing in his mind.

Throw sand at the opponent, confuse the opponent's sight, and even cause substantial damage to the opponent.

For example, some powerful elves throw sand out like ballistic missiles.

Ibrahimovic's sand splashing seemed to awaken an obsession in Bai Yang's heart, a feline obsession. The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't help but move his paws, wanting to pull something out and throw it out.

"what"

Wen Ya suddenly let out a scream.

"Yutou, don't move around." She blushed and patted Bai Yang's head, and pulled out Bai Yang's hand that suddenly reached into her collar.

Bai Yang shook his tail awkwardly.

However, at this moment, he had magically mastered the "sand splashing" move.

This has nothing to do with his multi-attribute characteristics.

It has nothing to do with his brilliant mind.

It's all about feline instinct.

After all, there’s no cat that won’t bury poop, right?

Throwing sand is just the opposite direction of force used to bury shit.

At ten o'clock in the evening, the National College Student Trainer League ended with cheers. Dad Wen's favorite trainer won the final championship. He was as happy as if he had given birth to a second child.

In addition to the individual competition, there was also a team competition. The final winner was Dawn Club, a team that Father Wen especially liked. He was as happy as if he had given birth to three children.

It’s just hard on Mother Wen.

Bai Yang didn't pay much attention to this high-profile game, because he didn't know anyone, and Wen Ya was only in her first year of high school, and it was still early for her to participate in the college league. When she was qualified to participate, those high-spirited training on TV Parents estimate that their children have become trainers.

After packing up, the family got ready for bed.

As soon as he heard that he was sleeping, Bai Yang suddenly became energetic.

"I want to sleep with my little cutie"

"Why are you still a little shy?"

"Hey, this bad woman that makes people want to stop"

He followed Wen Ya into the bedroom in a hurry.

But Wen Ya took her pajamas and wanted to take a bath first.

Bai Yang also followed sneakily, wanting to go in together.

After all, they will be an old married couple in the future, so who cares about this.

"Hey Yutou, why did you come in? I usually make you take a bath as if I were killing you. Why did you take the initiative to go out today?"

Wen Ya threw Bai Yang out rudely.

Damn it￣へ￣

Bai Yang opened the bathroom door angrily. In another world, they were very shy and happy to take a bath together, but now they have changed their minds.

Scum girl

Unable to enter the bathroom, Bai Yang had to squat outside the door bored, listening to the sound of running water inside, waiting to see the wet beauty come out of the bath.

By the way, I thought back on what I experienced today.

How should I put it, it’s quite a turn of events.

From time travel to evolution, it seems like only the blink of an eye.

too fast

"Like a flash of lightning from Zlatan Ibrahimovic"

Thinking of the battle between Eevee and Squirtle, Bai Yang's tail that had been wagging suddenly stopped.

The encryption tactic used by Lu Chuan and Ibrahimovic suddenly gave him an idea, a very novel idea.

"Lu Chuan's gesture command can make the trainer on the other side confused. If I were to command the elves, the trainer on the other side would definitely not be able to understand it."

"Humans won't meow with me. I don't know what instructions I gave to the elves."

"Of course, this tactic is only effective for elves with relatively low tactical literacy. It is useless when it comes to elves with strong reaction capabilities and who do not rely on trainers most of the time. After all, many elves can understand my meow. Meow.”

"But now, the minds of the elves and trainers are constrained. One of them is commanding and the other is being commanded. They have formed a fixed mindset. There is still room for development."

"When I meow, no one else can understand what's going on."

"Well, in the future, when Wen Ya can't take command, I can act as the deputy commander, but I have to train in advance, starting with Squirtle."

Bai Yang couldn't help but start to imagine his commanding appearance.

Just as he was thinking about Mao Sheng, a heartbreaking scream suddenly came from the cold bathroom.

Bai Yang suddenly jumped up excitedly.

My little cutie fell down

The bathroom door was opened with a bang. Wen Ya rushed out with a panicked expression. When she saw the white poplar outside the door, she blurted out: "There are cockroaches."

Bai Yang's body froze slightly when he heard the word cockroach.

You are a great trainer but you are still afraid of cockroaches

Is it a shame?

"Fish head, go in and catch it." Wen Ya, who was wrapped in a bathrobe, hurriedly dragged Bai Yang into the bathroom. Father Wen and Mother Wen went out for a walk, and now the only thing they could point to was the cat.

Bai Yang was dragged into the bathroom very reluctantly.

because

He is also afraid of cockroaches.

Bai Yang, who has lived in the south since he was a child, is well-informed. The fear of cockroaches has already penetrated deep into his heart, especially the kind that buzzes, cruises and accelerates like a helicopter. It rushes wherever there are people. It is like entering an uninhabited land, especially Presumptuous, terrible.

To this day, Bai Yang still clearly remembers the fear of being ridden on the face by a cockroach when he was a child.

At that time, I was still living in the countryside. It was humid and rainy at home, and the sanitary conditions were not as good as those in the city. Cockroaches were running everywhere. I finally killed one cockroach, but soon tens of thousands of cockroaches stood up, and some even killed me. People have a horrible illusion that cockroaches are not living in their homes, but they are living in cockroaches' home.

Although he has turned into a cat now, the cockroaches have become relatively bigger, and he is still a little scared.

砰

But Wen Ya, that scumbag, has quickly closed the bathroom door.

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Standing in the bathroom, Bai Yang tensed his body, and the cat hair all over his body slowly exploded due to nervousness. He carefully looked around.

The cat's ears moved slightly, and he heard a strange rustling sound in the corner on the right.

Bai Yang tiptoed over and took a look. Bai Yang saw a black shadow the size of a melon seed shell. His whole body was wet, and he was struggling to escape. It was similar to the cockroach in his memory, but its size was very small, so small that it could be ignored. She looked so gentle and cute that he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

Are your northern cockroaches so small?

Facing this kind of beauty, Bai Yang was naturally not polite. After observing it curiously for a moment, he slapped it to death, then caught it in the cat's claws, planning to go to Wen Ya in the bedroom to ask for credit.

After all, couples must advance and retreat together