Konoha God of Cookery

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Uzumaki Mito was beating up Gamabunta on one side, while Jiraiya on the other side had already arrived at Myoboku Mountain.

The first thing Jiraiya did when he arrived at Myoboku Mountain was to find Toad Fukasaku and Toad Shima. These two toads are a couple, and Toad Bunta is their child.

These two people can be said to be the talkers of Miaomu Mountain besides the Great Immortal Toad, and they are also masters of immortal arts. At the same time, he was also the teacher who taught senjutsu to Jiraiya.

"Hello, Fukasaku-sennin and Shima-sennin, you two." Jiraiya greeted the two immortals.

"Oh, it's little Jiraiya. Are you looking for us to practice celestial arts?" Fukasaku Sage asked.

"No, I came here this time because I have something important to ask the Toad Immortal for help." Jiraiya said.

"What's the matter? You still need to trouble the great master." Shima Sennin asked.

"You two, can we talk while we walk?" Jiraiya said hurriedly.

These two are worthy of being Mrs. Wentai's parents, even the way and order of questioning are similar. Jiraiya thought.

"Okay, let's talk as we walk." Fukasaku Sage said.

Fortunately, it seemed that the two immortals were not as nosy as Bunta, and Jiraiya felt relieved.

On the way to find the Great Toad Immortal, Jiraiya told the two Immortals exactly what happened. However, he did not say anything about Bunta being beaten violently by Uzumaki Mito.

After a while, Jiraiya came to a huge temple. In the temple, a giant toad was dozing off. This huge toad is the Toad Immortal who is the purpose of Jiraiya's trip.

The real name of the Great Toad Immortal is Toadmaru, and he is a life-and-death friend of the Immortal of Six Paths. It has the ability to see the future in its dreams, so it spends most of its life sleeping.

"Sir, wake up, little Jiraiya has something to ask you for," Immortal Shima shouted loudly to Immortal Toad.

"My dear, how can you yell at the great master?" Fukasaku Sennin said to Shima Sennin.

"Don't be wordy, don't shout like that, how can you wake up the master? If you delay for too long, you won't be able to go home and make dinner. Do you know how important this is to a housewife? And... "Shima Sennin began to mutter to Fukasaku Sennin.

"Stop, fuck the kid, you go on, pretend I didn't say anything." Fukasaku Sennin said helplessly.

After a long time, Toad Immortal was finally awakened by Shima Immortal. "Um...it's Shima and Fukasaku, what's the matter?" Toad Sennin asked.

"Sir, little Jiraiya has something urgent to ask for your help," Fukasaku Sennin said.

"Oh, little Jiraiya. What do you want from me?" Toad Immortal said to Jiraiya.

"Great Immortal, it's like this. I want you to use your prophecy ability to find someone."

"His name is Senju Yue, and he is from Konoha like me. He also performed psychic techniques without signing a contract..."

In front of the Great Toad Immortal, Jiraiya described Zhang Yue's situation.

"Now I hope you will use your prophecy ability to find his whereabouts." Jiraiya said.

"A red-haired boy with a thousand hands? Let me see if I can dream about him." After Toad Immortal finished speaking, he closed his eyes. Not long after, a snot bubble appeared and he fell asleep.

At this time, Shima Sennin asked Jiraiya, "Little Jiraiya, it's still some time before the elder wakes up. Do you want to have a meal first?"

"No, no need. I've already eaten. I'd better wait here. I hope to know the news about Yue as soon as the Great Immortal wakes up." Jiraiya refused.

In fact, waiting for news is only one aspect, and the other aspect is that the dishes prepared by Shima Sennin are all insect feasts. Jiraiya really couldn't stand such heavy-flavored food, so he hurriedly refused.

"Well, you really don't have a good taste. It's rare that I have recently developed two new dishes." Shima Sennin said regretfully.

"That's really unfortunate. Let's talk about it next time when we have a chance." Jiraiya said happily.

Not long after, the snot bubble of the Great Immortal Toad burst with a "pop", and the Great Immortal Toad woke up immediately.

"Little Jiraiya, I didn't see where your friend was." Said the Great Toad Sage.

"Okay, this time it's really troublesome for Toad Immortal. Now I have to go back to Konoha to tell my elders the news, and then I have to set off to find Ayue. After all, I am also responsible for Ayue's disappearance." Lai also lost his way.

"Don't worry. Although I didn't see where your friend is. However, I saw that he will return to Konoha safely tomorrow. You don't have to worry about him." Said the Toad Immortal.

"Really, Great Immortal, you didn't lie to me?"

"Of course it's true, he will be back tomorrow."

"Great, I want to tell Ayue's relatives the news immediately. Great Immortal, I'm going back first." With that said, Jiraiya was about to find Fukasaku Immortal to send him back.

"Little Jiraiya, please wait a moment, I have something else to tell you." Said the Great Toad Immortal.

"Is there anything else? Is there a new prophecy?" Jiraiya asked.

"Yes, the prophecy has changed."

"The prophecy changed means the future has changed" Jiraiya asked.

The Great Toad Sage nodded and said, "In my dream, I saw a red-haired boy and a fox. They were sitting at a dining table with the tailed beasts to eat."

"Red-haired boy, Ayue" Jiraiya asked tentatively.

"That's right, so I hope you can take him to Miaomu Mountain. I want to meet him." The Great Toad Immortal said.

Jiraiya nodded and said, "I know, I will definitely bring him with me next time."

"Well, you can go back to Fukasaku and the others."

Jiraiya said goodbye to Toad Sennin and prepared to return to Konoha.

At the same time, in the Hokage's office in Konoha.

"No, Mito-sama, I will never do this." The Third Hokage said, shaking his head.

"Oh, are you sure? Take another look at this toad, think about it carefully, and then answer me." Uzumaki Mito said with a smile.

Why did this conversation happen? Let’s go back five minutes.

After Jiraiya went to Mt. Myoboku, Mito Uzumaki had been beating Gamabunta violently. As the fight lasted for a long time, Uzumaki Mito's anger dissipated.

Bunta was Jiraiya's psychic beast. Originally, Uzumaki Mito was not allowed to be killed. After his anger subsided, he was ready to let Bunta go back to Mt. Myoboku.

However, Gamabunta couldn't stand it anymore and he died again. Ben Wentai has already given up. However, Uzumaki Mito was furious at the time and was not ready to accept Bunta's surrender, so he still beat Bunta violently.

The beating lasted for a long time, and Wentai's temper also got worse. As a man who shits in a latrine and faces outward. Wentai said that it couldn't bear the grievance. Even if it couldn't be beaten, it couldn't admit defeat. However, Mito Uzumaki kept hitting him in the stomach, and he couldn't speak at all.

It wasn't until Uzumaki Mito got tired of fighting that he finally found a chance. "Hey, you're tired after beating me for so long. Does your hand hurt? You're such an ugly monster, you're so old and you're still pretending to be young and scary. If you have the ability, keep beating me. Let's see if I don't tire you to death. Why? Except for you, the ninja world is this evil..."

Bunta's words directly filled Uzumaki Mito's anger meter. No matter how old a woman is, from three to three hundred years old, it is most taboo to call her ugly or old. Wentai violated both taboos at once.

However, Bunta was right about one thing, Uzumaki Mito's hand really hurt a little. It's not because Bunta's skin is too thick, but because a large amount of chakra impacts the meridians of his hands for a long time, causing fatigue.

However, this tone is still acceptable. In desperation, Uzumaki Mito asked the Third Hokage to channel his psychic beast, the monkey demon.

The Third Hokage refused to die. After all, the monkey demon has an indestructible body. After the transformation, the wishful stick must be hard and strong. If Bunta is really beaten to death, Jilai may not be able to explain to Miao Mushan.

Hence, the previous conversation. However, after persisting for a period of time, the Third Hokage was defeated and channeled the monkey demon under the gaze of Uzumaki Mito.

"Ape Demon, transform into a wishful stick," Sandai ordered.

Although the monkey demon was confused, he still carried out Sandai's order and transformed into a wishful stick.

Uzumaki Mito took the wish-fulfilling stick from the Third Hokage, weighed it in his hand, smiled slightly, and walked towards Gamabunta.

Bunta looked at the black, long, thick, hard, and heavy stick in Uzumaki Mito's hand, and wished he could go back to five minutes ago and give that mean-mouthed self two big ears.

However, it was too late at this point. It seemed like he was about to take this beating from Konoha. Gamabunta thought to himself.

At this critical moment, there was a "bang". Jiraiya returned to the Hokage's office from Mt. Myoboku. Shouting, "I have news about Ah Yue."

The stick held high by Uzumaki Mito stopped.

Gamabunta: "Jiraiya, I fucking love you so much."