Konoha God of Cookery

Chapter 80: Dog food is harmful to people

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Seeing that Hinata Daichi had started eating, everyone also started to move their hands.

Uchiha Xinru picked up a piece of grilled fish, blew it a little and then took a bite, followed by a mouthful of fish meat.

His eyes lit up. The crispy outside and tender inside combined with the special spices of Zhang Yue's grilled fish, coupled with the deliciousness of the "Inari Mountain" ingredients themselves. The smell made Uchiha Xinru unable to stop.

Xihi Zhenhong has a special liking for Zhang Yue's assorted vegetables. After the vegetables are fried, they retain their original moisture and texture. The unique crispness of the vegetables is combined with the freshness of the mushrooms. Compose a pastoral love song.

Just when everyone was enjoying the food, Hinata Daichi's face suddenly turned red and he beat his chest hard.

When Yuhi Zhenhong saw his face gradually turning from red to purple, she knew that he had eaten too quickly and choked, so she immediately gave him a mouthful of soup. This allowed Hinata Daichi to calm down.

Before Yuhi Mahong could breathe a sigh of relief, Uchiha Shinru also appeared in a situation over there. He was seen tightly covering his throat, and his mouth kept making "click, click" sounds.

Seeing this, Zhang Yue hurriedly took out a pair of chopsticks from the tableware on the side and inserted them into Uchiha Xinru's throat.

A few seconds later, a fish bone was taken out from Uchiha Xinru's throat, and Uchiha Xinru returned to normal.

Seeing that Uchiha's heart seemed to be back to normal, Yuhi Zhenhong yelled at the two of them, "It's really a man's meal, your life, and there's no one to compete with you two. Why are you eating so fast? Chew carefully, you understand."

After talking to the two of them, Yuhi Zhenhong sat down, poured a bowl of soup for herself, and started drinking it.

But when he was halfway through drinking, Yuhi Mahong made a sound of "oooooo...cough", and finally "pop" sprayed on the face of Hinata Daichi who was sitting next to him.

After spitting out the soup, Yuhi Mahong coughed several times in a row. Hinata Daichi, who was sprayed with soup on his face, calmly wiped the soup off his face with his sleeves, and said with sincerity, "Teacher Zhenhong, it's true that you are the one who makes the soup."

Uchiha Xinru: "No one is competing with you, why are you drinking so fast?"

Uchiha Shinru and Hinata Daichi looked at each other and said in unison, "Chew carefully and slowly, understand."

The two of them sang together, almost returning to their original words what Yuhi Zhenhong said about the two of them before.

After the two of them finished speaking, everyone present laughed except for Yuhi Zhenhong.

This scene made Yuhi Zhenhong blush. "You two little bastards, I'm going to give you special training after you get to Konoha. You guys are waiting for me."

Hinata Daichi said indifferently, "Teacher Zhenhong, we are doing this for your own good, but you can't avenge your personal revenge, haha..."

Uchiha Xinru said, "That's right, just like you care about us, we also care about you."

Yuhi Zhenhong let out a "hum", stopped talking, and continued to eat.

Zhang Yue, who was on the side, began to show affection to Yunli, "Come on, little Li. Open your mouth, ah..."

Yunli opened her mouth, took a bite of the chicken leg in Zhang Yue's hand, and said with a happy face, "Ah Yue, you eat too. Ah..."

Zhang Yue also opened her mouth and took a bite of the grilled fish in Yunli's hand. "Come on, don't just eat the vegetables and be careful not to choke. Come and have some soup." He said, picking up a bowl of soup, blowing it on his mouth and feeding it to Yunli.

"Ayue, your cooking skills have improved again. You can't help but eat a few more bowls every time. I'm almost fattened by you."

"It's okay. If you like to eat, just eat more. Don't be afraid if you get fat."

"No, you become ugly when you gain weight. You probably don't like people anymore."

"How can you be ugly? In my heart you will always be the most beautiful."

"You just make people happy. Who knows if what you say is true."

Zhang Yue "..." Author: I can't do it anymore. I really can't write this earthy love story anymore. I'm going to take two brain tablets.

At this time, Hinata Daichi on the side said to Uchiha Xinru, "Come on, little raccoon. Open your mouth, ah..."

Uchiha Xinru looked at the chicken drumstick that Hinata Daichi stuffed in front of him, and saw Hinata Daichi making a look in Zhang Yue's direction, and immediately understood. He took a bite of the chicken leg, pinched his throat and said, "Ah Yue. You eat too. Ah..."

Hinata Daichi also opened his mouth and took a bite of the fish in Uchiha Shinru's hand.

Hinata Daichi: "Come on, don't just eat the vegetables and be careful of choking, come and have a sip of soup."

Uchiha Xinru: "Don't eat. Your skills are getting better and better. People have gained weight recently."

Hinata Daichi: "It's okay, I like you too even if you're fat."

Uchiha Xinru: "No, you should stop being married when you get fat."

Hinata Daichi: "How could I not want you? You will always be the most beautiful in my heart."

Uchiha Xinru: "You can say nice things to make people happy, but who knows if what you say is true."

Zhang Yue: "Hey, that's enough for you two."

Zhang Yue, who was having a good time with Yunli, looked at the small theater where her two bad friends were performing. She couldn't stand it anymore, so the actor stopped her.

Hinata Daichi said angrily, "That's enough for you. It's a good meal, but I tasted like dog food. You said you couldn't be more careful."

Uchiha Xinru also echoed, "Daidai is right. I had a good appetite, but I suddenly felt full after eating two mouthfuls. Who do you think I should talk to for explanation? I know you two have a good relationship, but this It’s something that everyone in Konoha knows, so there’s no need to publicize it anymore.”

Faced with the complaints from his two harmful friends, Zhang Yue was speechless. He was also single in his previous life, and he knew very well that his behavior was indeed a bit unethical.

So he scratched his head and said, "Okay, I get it, just be careful next time."

"That's pretty much it. If you know your mistakes and can correct them, you're still a good teammate." Hinata Dai said and bit into the chicken drumstick in his hand.

At this time, he found Uchiha Xinru, looking at him with a look on his face that was hesitant to speak.

"If you have anything to say, just say it. Why are you looking at me like that?" Then he took two more bites of the chicken drumstick in his hand.

"What's the use? You've already finished the chicken legs. Well, let me give you this fish too." Uchiha Xinru said and handed over the fish in his hand.

Taking the fish from Uchiha Shinru's hand, Hinata Daichi said, "Thank you, but I don't understand. What does eating my chicken legs have to do with you giving me this fish..."

Wait, chicken drumstick

Hinata Daichi looked at the grilled fish in his hand, which still had his own teeth marks on it, and then looked at the chicken bones in his hand. He thought back to what had just happened and looked at the way Uchiha Xinru looked at him.

Hinata Daichi suddenly understood what happened, and a man rushed into the grass nearby and vomited.

His voice came from a distance: "Ah Yue, the dog food you distribute is really harmful."

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