Douluo's Ancestor Dragon Comes to the World
Chapter 4: Being played by the system
And just when Yu Gang and Sheng Luo San Pao stinky farts.
crunch~
The door was suddenly pushed open.
Madam Yu and several guards looked at Yu Xiaogang in confusion as he hugged Luo Sanpao obscenely, seemingly doing something bad.
All of a sudden, the stinky fart of one person and one pig was exposed.
"Mother" Yugang quickly put Luo Sanpao down, and then awkwardly scratched his head to relieve the depression caused by the sudden silence of the air.
"Hum~"
Luo Sanpao also howled softly shyly, and his blushing face turned bright red.
"Gang'er, are you okay? Why did the guard just come to report that there were strange noises and pig moans in your room?" Madam Yu asked doubtfully.
Yu Gang: "You dead pig, it made you so ecstasy just now"
Luo Sanpao: "You can't blame me, Laopao. Who can hold back that climax?"
Yugang: "......"
Luo Sanpao: "......"
"Mother, it's okay, it's just that my martial soul seems to have undergone a second mutation just now." Yu Gang hurriedly said, lest Mrs. Yu would go further and further away in the thought of not returning.
"What secondary mutation?" Mrs. Yu suddenly said in surprise.
It was at this moment that Mrs. Yu noticed Luo Sanpao, which was covered with gold patterns all over her body and had a raised forehead.
"This, this is the pig." Mrs. Yu looked at Yu Gang in surprise.
Luo Sanpao: "You are the pig, and your whole family is a pig."
"Yes, mother, this is...that pig." Yu Gang immediately replied.
Immediately Madam Yu became interested, squatted down and picked up Luo Sanpao's chubby body.
Look carefully.
But the next moment, Madam Yu was shocked.
Because when his hand touched Luo Sanpao, the Wuhun in her body felt ready to move.
And she actually felt a faint sense of oppression from Luo Sanpao.
It seems... it seems to be the breath of a dragon
Thinking of this, Mrs. Yu looked at Yu Gang in shock and surprise, and asked excitedly, "Gang'er, you, the mutation of your martial spirit this time is for the better."
Madam Yu seemed to be very excited, even her voice trembled a little.
But Yu Xiaogang didn't feel it.
"Well, mother, Luo Sanpao has evolved. Now he is the Holy Luo Sanpao. Not only is he no longer incomplete, but he also has a trace of the blood of the Holy Dragon. If there is a chance in the future, it is possible to evolve into the Holy Dragon. "Yugang said excitedly and minding his own business.
Hearing that Yu Xiaogang seemed to be talking about himself, Luo Sanpao, who was being hugged by Mrs. Yu, suddenly raised his piggy face again, with a stinky fart on his face.
But the next moment.
"pat~"
With a sound, Luo Sanpao slipped from Madam Yu's hands,
His chubby body fell to the ground and bounced playfully.
And when Yu Gang was talking excitedly, he suddenly heard a slight suffocated whining sound.
When he turned his head to look, he saw Mrs. Yu tightly covering her lips, staring at Yu Gang with tears streaming out of her eyes.
When Yu Gang saw Mrs. Yu's pear blossoms raining, he panicked immediately.
"Mom, mother, what's wrong with you? Did the child do something wrong? Don't cry." Yu Gang was helpless and quickly wiped Mrs. Yu's tears and comforted her.
"Gang'er, you're right, you're right. I'm so happy for my mother." Madam Yu sobbed,
Unable to hold it in any longer, Mrs. Yu immediately pulled Yu Gang into her arms, sobbing and murmuring, "Mother is happy, she is happy. Mother knows how my son can be a useless martial soul. Mother knows, My Xiaogang is the best”
Madam Yu was really depressed for too long.
Since Yu Xiaogang detected a reverse mutation of Yu Xiaogang's martial soul when he awakened his martial soul, and his innate soul power was only half a level.
The gossip about Yu Xiaogang in the family came overwhelming.
In the face of gossip, the saddest person is actually not Yu Xiaogang, but Mrs. Yu.
Hearing others mocking her son, Mrs. Yu was also sad. After all, Yu Xiaogang was a piece of flesh that fell from her body. Yu Xiaogang was wronged a little, and her heart was like a knife.
But she couldn't show her sadness, because she wanted to set a strong example for her son, and she didn't want her husband who loved her to worry.
So she kept everything in her heart, and even after Yu Xiaogang fell into a coma, she still persevered.
But now, after knowing that Yu Xiaogang's martial soul defect had been resolved, she could no longer hold back the emotions in her heart.
Pity the parents of the world.
Everything about children is always the most important concern of parents
Finally, after more than ten minutes, Madam Yu controlled her emotions.
"Gang'er, my mother feels that the aura on your body seems to have increased a little. Has your soul power been upgraded?" Madam Yu suddenly asked after she calmed down.
"Ah," Yu Xiaogang said in surprise, and then he suddenly felt his soul power.
Sure enough, his soul power has been upgraded
"Mother, my soul power has been raised by three levels in a flash, and it is now level three and a half." Yu Gang was ecstatic with joy.
"Ah" Mrs. Yu was also shocked. She was directly promoted to three levels at once. This speed must be too terrifying.
After the shock, Mrs. Yu looked happy and murmured, "It seems that the ancestors of the Yu family have really appeared. I have to buy something to worship my ancestors in a few days."
Hearing Madam Yu's words, Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but smile wryly.
This past life is the same as this life, whether it is good or bad, you have to pay homage to your ancestors.
However, Yu Xiaogang didn't say much.
He can't always say "Mother, it's none of the ancestor's business, it's the Wuhun evolution liquid given by my system"
Ancestor: "You little brat, if you dare to cut me off halfway, be careful, I will drag you down to play chess with me."
But let’s not talk about it. This system suddenly became the ancestor of the Yu family. But if this system still calls my father capable, doesn’t that mean he is his ancestor?
"Mom, can you please not tell anyone except my father that my martial soul has evolved?" Suddenly, Yu Xiaogang spoke up.
"Ah, why do you want to spread this news to the entire Yu family, so that those talkative women know that my son is actually very good... Uh-huh, awesome." Mrs. Yu almost said a curse word,
"Mother, bear with me a little longer. The family assessment will be held in half a year. I must practice hard. When the time comes, I will trample all those who mocked me and let them know that my mother's son is the best." Yu Xiaogang pouted, and started acting cute again.
Although a [-]-year-old soul's cuteness makes people want to vomit, including himself, but as long as Madam Yu agrees not to reveal the evolution of his martial soul for the time being, it's worth betraying his cuteness.
"Well, since my precious son said so, then mother will let them be proud for a while." Mrs. Yu was finally defeated by Yu Xiaogang's cute face.
Fortunately, Mrs. Yu went out in a hurry on some business not long after.
"Come out of the system." Mrs. Yu had just left for a while.
Yu Xiaogang began to greet the system angrily.
"Hey, what's wrong with the host?"
"Why didn't you tell me in advance that taking the Martial Spirit Evolutionary Liquid would be so... painful?" Yu Xiaogang said, making a big circle.
"The host is wrong, taking the Wuhun Evolution Liquid will not cause pain." The system is still cold.
"It won't hurt if you put the poison in. Could it be that my feelings are wrong?" Yu Xiaogang asked through gritted teeth when he saw that the system dared to quibble.
Just like my own children learned to lie
"No, the host's feeling is not wrong." The system said calmly.
"It won't hurt, and my feeling is not wrong. What do you mean?" Yu Xiaogang heard the system's attitude and immediately had the urge to flash the phone.
"That's because the martial soul evolution fluid is for martial souls. If the host takes it personally, of course it will hurt. It's like pig food for pigs. Will it make you sick if you eat it?" The ruthless voice of the system sounded.
Yu Xiaogang: ".........."
"Fuck, why didn't you say it earlier." Yu Xiaogang wanted to cry but had no tears.
"The host didn't ask earlier." The system seemed to roll its eyes and said.
"Oh, my mother, how could I, Yugang, have such a broken system. I haven't stepped out of the society and experienced the beatings of the society. I'm afraid I will be played to death by you." Yu Xiaogang wailed.
"Host, don't worry, I'm only interested in the system and I won't play with you."
Yugang: ".........."
crunch~
The door was suddenly pushed open.
Madam Yu and several guards looked at Yu Xiaogang in confusion as he hugged Luo Sanpao obscenely, seemingly doing something bad.
All of a sudden, the stinky fart of one person and one pig was exposed.
"Mother" Yugang quickly put Luo Sanpao down, and then awkwardly scratched his head to relieve the depression caused by the sudden silence of the air.
"Hum~"
Luo Sanpao also howled softly shyly, and his blushing face turned bright red.
"Gang'er, are you okay? Why did the guard just come to report that there were strange noises and pig moans in your room?" Madam Yu asked doubtfully.
Yu Gang: "You dead pig, it made you so ecstasy just now"
Luo Sanpao: "You can't blame me, Laopao. Who can hold back that climax?"
Yugang: "......"
Luo Sanpao: "......"
"Mother, it's okay, it's just that my martial soul seems to have undergone a second mutation just now." Yu Gang hurriedly said, lest Mrs. Yu would go further and further away in the thought of not returning.
"What secondary mutation?" Mrs. Yu suddenly said in surprise.
It was at this moment that Mrs. Yu noticed Luo Sanpao, which was covered with gold patterns all over her body and had a raised forehead.
"This, this is the pig." Mrs. Yu looked at Yu Gang in surprise.
Luo Sanpao: "You are the pig, and your whole family is a pig."
"Yes, mother, this is...that pig." Yu Gang immediately replied.
Immediately Madam Yu became interested, squatted down and picked up Luo Sanpao's chubby body.
Look carefully.
But the next moment, Madam Yu was shocked.
Because when his hand touched Luo Sanpao, the Wuhun in her body felt ready to move.
And she actually felt a faint sense of oppression from Luo Sanpao.
It seems... it seems to be the breath of a dragon
Thinking of this, Mrs. Yu looked at Yu Gang in shock and surprise, and asked excitedly, "Gang'er, you, the mutation of your martial spirit this time is for the better."
Madam Yu seemed to be very excited, even her voice trembled a little.
But Yu Xiaogang didn't feel it.
"Well, mother, Luo Sanpao has evolved. Now he is the Holy Luo Sanpao. Not only is he no longer incomplete, but he also has a trace of the blood of the Holy Dragon. If there is a chance in the future, it is possible to evolve into the Holy Dragon. "Yugang said excitedly and minding his own business.
Hearing that Yu Xiaogang seemed to be talking about himself, Luo Sanpao, who was being hugged by Mrs. Yu, suddenly raised his piggy face again, with a stinky fart on his face.
But the next moment.
"pat~"
With a sound, Luo Sanpao slipped from Madam Yu's hands,
His chubby body fell to the ground and bounced playfully.
And when Yu Gang was talking excitedly, he suddenly heard a slight suffocated whining sound.
When he turned his head to look, he saw Mrs. Yu tightly covering her lips, staring at Yu Gang with tears streaming out of her eyes.
When Yu Gang saw Mrs. Yu's pear blossoms raining, he panicked immediately.
"Mom, mother, what's wrong with you? Did the child do something wrong? Don't cry." Yu Gang was helpless and quickly wiped Mrs. Yu's tears and comforted her.
"Gang'er, you're right, you're right. I'm so happy for my mother." Madam Yu sobbed,
Unable to hold it in any longer, Mrs. Yu immediately pulled Yu Gang into her arms, sobbing and murmuring, "Mother is happy, she is happy. Mother knows how my son can be a useless martial soul. Mother knows, My Xiaogang is the best”
Madam Yu was really depressed for too long.
Since Yu Xiaogang detected a reverse mutation of Yu Xiaogang's martial soul when he awakened his martial soul, and his innate soul power was only half a level.
The gossip about Yu Xiaogang in the family came overwhelming.
In the face of gossip, the saddest person is actually not Yu Xiaogang, but Mrs. Yu.
Hearing others mocking her son, Mrs. Yu was also sad. After all, Yu Xiaogang was a piece of flesh that fell from her body. Yu Xiaogang was wronged a little, and her heart was like a knife.
But she couldn't show her sadness, because she wanted to set a strong example for her son, and she didn't want her husband who loved her to worry.
So she kept everything in her heart, and even after Yu Xiaogang fell into a coma, she still persevered.
But now, after knowing that Yu Xiaogang's martial soul defect had been resolved, she could no longer hold back the emotions in her heart.
Pity the parents of the world.
Everything about children is always the most important concern of parents
Finally, after more than ten minutes, Madam Yu controlled her emotions.
"Gang'er, my mother feels that the aura on your body seems to have increased a little. Has your soul power been upgraded?" Madam Yu suddenly asked after she calmed down.
"Ah," Yu Xiaogang said in surprise, and then he suddenly felt his soul power.
Sure enough, his soul power has been upgraded
"Mother, my soul power has been raised by three levels in a flash, and it is now level three and a half." Yu Gang was ecstatic with joy.
"Ah" Mrs. Yu was also shocked. She was directly promoted to three levels at once. This speed must be too terrifying.
After the shock, Mrs. Yu looked happy and murmured, "It seems that the ancestors of the Yu family have really appeared. I have to buy something to worship my ancestors in a few days."
Hearing Madam Yu's words, Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but smile wryly.
This past life is the same as this life, whether it is good or bad, you have to pay homage to your ancestors.
However, Yu Xiaogang didn't say much.
He can't always say "Mother, it's none of the ancestor's business, it's the Wuhun evolution liquid given by my system"
Ancestor: "You little brat, if you dare to cut me off halfway, be careful, I will drag you down to play chess with me."
But let’s not talk about it. This system suddenly became the ancestor of the Yu family. But if this system still calls my father capable, doesn’t that mean he is his ancestor?
"Mom, can you please not tell anyone except my father that my martial soul has evolved?" Suddenly, Yu Xiaogang spoke up.
"Ah, why do you want to spread this news to the entire Yu family, so that those talkative women know that my son is actually very good... Uh-huh, awesome." Mrs. Yu almost said a curse word,
"Mother, bear with me a little longer. The family assessment will be held in half a year. I must practice hard. When the time comes, I will trample all those who mocked me and let them know that my mother's son is the best." Yu Xiaogang pouted, and started acting cute again.
Although a [-]-year-old soul's cuteness makes people want to vomit, including himself, but as long as Madam Yu agrees not to reveal the evolution of his martial soul for the time being, it's worth betraying his cuteness.
"Well, since my precious son said so, then mother will let them be proud for a while." Mrs. Yu was finally defeated by Yu Xiaogang's cute face.
Fortunately, Mrs. Yu went out in a hurry on some business not long after.
"Come out of the system." Mrs. Yu had just left for a while.
Yu Xiaogang began to greet the system angrily.
"Hey, what's wrong with the host?"
"Why didn't you tell me in advance that taking the Martial Spirit Evolutionary Liquid would be so... painful?" Yu Xiaogang said, making a big circle.
"The host is wrong, taking the Wuhun Evolution Liquid will not cause pain." The system is still cold.
"It won't hurt if you put the poison in. Could it be that my feelings are wrong?" Yu Xiaogang asked through gritted teeth when he saw that the system dared to quibble.
Just like my own children learned to lie
"No, the host's feeling is not wrong." The system said calmly.
"It won't hurt, and my feeling is not wrong. What do you mean?" Yu Xiaogang heard the system's attitude and immediately had the urge to flash the phone.
"That's because the martial soul evolution fluid is for martial souls. If the host takes it personally, of course it will hurt. It's like pig food for pigs. Will it make you sick if you eat it?" The ruthless voice of the system sounded.
Yu Xiaogang: ".........."
"Fuck, why didn't you say it earlier." Yu Xiaogang wanted to cry but had no tears.
"The host didn't ask earlier." The system seemed to roll its eyes and said.
"Oh, my mother, how could I, Yugang, have such a broken system. I haven't stepped out of the society and experienced the beatings of the society. I'm afraid I will be played to death by you." Yu Xiaogang wailed.
"Host, don't worry, I'm only interested in the system and I won't play with you."
Yugang: ".........."
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