I don't have golden fingers, I just want to be a salted fish

Because it is approaching the Mid-Autumn Festival, the weather is slightly cooler and not as hot as September.

After Zhao Gou had breakfast, he rode a bicycle for more than an hour to the town.

Zhao Gou walked towards a middle-aged man with an unshaven beard who was surrounded by dozens of self-destructing magnet monsters, and asked, "Can you get to Yun Province University?"

The middle-aged uncle replied: "The train will leave in two hours. The one-way ticket is [-] yuan and the round-trip ticket is [-] yuan."

Zhao Gou thought his price was fair, so he said, "A one-way ticket."

Zhao Gou took the ticket and sat on the stool to rest, while Pikachu ran back and forth with the weight on his own initiative.

In the Pokémon world, people use bicycles for short distances and riding various Pokémon for long distances, which is the most common way for people to travel.

Because in the Pokémon world, apart from national roads, there are also trails created by wild trainers.

National highways are roads that connect cities and cities and provinces. They are usually patrolled by alliance investigators and are relatively safe. However, national highways have a single route and usually connect between cities. This means that you cannot go to the town.

Walking on narrow paths means you will be attacked by wild elves. If you don't have strong strength, the grass on your grave may be more than three feet high when others find you, or even more likely, you may disappear silently among some elves. in the belly.

Zhao Gou, who was bored, suddenly heard someone speaking to him: "Classmate, I am Yang Yang from Mao Mao Village. Do you want to have an elf battle?"

Zhao Gou looked at Yang Yang, who was wearing black-rimmed glasses, a black beret on his head, and a black shoulder bag, and he was full of fighting spirit. He raised his eyebrows and said nonchalantly: "Oh, no."

Zhao Gou has no intention of fighting with him. With such beautiful scenery, why don’t we all just sit back and be salty fishes?

The world is so beautiful, but you are so irritable. This is not good, not good.

"Pickup, pickup.w`"

Pikachu's eyes lit up when he heard the battle, and he began to crawl onto Zhao Gou. He clicked left and right, revealing his head, intending to attract Zhao Gou's attention.

Zhao Gou, who didn't know Pikachu's plan, pretended not to know, took out a thermos cup, and held it with both hands like drinking wolfberry water.

"Pica, Pica. Nu`Д Nu"

Suffer death, Zhao Gou.

Pikachu discovered Zhao Gou's intention, jumped up and slapped his toes with its tail.

"what"

Zhao Gou hugged his legs and jumped in pain.

"Naruto."

Zhao Gou roared angrily and started fighting hand to hand with Pikachu.

The bruised and swollen Zhao Gou used facts to prove that humans cannot defeat Pokémon, even if it is just a yellow-skinned mouse.

After some physical and sweat exchanges, Zhao Gou and Pikachu successfully reached a consensus.

"Since you sincerely asked me for advice, I will reluctantly give you some advice."

Zhao Gou said with a proud look on his face.

"Your relationship is really good."

The man said with an aunty smile on his face.

"vomit."

Pikachu immediately vomited after hearing what he said.

"Hehehehe."

Zhao Gou showed a gloomy smile and thought viciously in his heart, there will be a time when you will cry.

on the battlefield.

"Furry Village, Yang Sheep."

"Konoha Village, Zhao Gou."

After the two announced their names to each other, they entered the venue separately.

On the outside of the originally empty venue, after Zhao Gou and Yang Yang stood in opposite positions, a group of people quickly surrounded them, layer after layer, densely packed.

Sure enough, there is no shortage of people eating melons no matter where they are, especially in this world where elf battles are popular. What could be more eye-catching than elf battles?

Someone whispered: "That's Pikachu, why did he send a pet?"

"Isn't this Pokémon only capable of being cute? Can it still be battled?"

Zhao Gou winked at Uzumaki Naruto and let you see how a cute pet fights.

Act according to my look.

When Pikachu saw Zhao Gou's look, his eyes lit up, the corners of his mouth tilted, he nodded, clasped his hands into fists, and then took the initiative to enter the Poké Ball.

promise.

"Come out, Mianmian."

Yang Yang said seriously, taking the lead in releasing a pink-skinned lamb.

"It's up to you, Pikachu."

Zhao Gou turned his hat and threw the elf ball.

After all, life requires a sense of ritual.

Meili sheep, sheep

Property electricity

Characteristic static electricity

Hidden CharacteristicsPositive

Pikachu

Property electricity

Characteristic static electricity

Hidden Features Lightning Rod

Reality is different from the game. The reason why the static electricity paralyzes the elves is that the electrical energy triggers a short circuit of the bioelectricity in the elves' bodies, thus achieving the paralysis effect.

However, in actual battles, all electric Pokémon will have special skills to prevent static electricity and quickly relieve static electricity paralysis, so the static electricity characteristic is non-specific for electric Pokémon.

"Mianmian uses magnetic field control."

Several electric currents appeared around Mianmian's body.

Is this what you rely on?

Zhao Gou secretly thought that it had positive electric properties and could learn the moves of the electric dragon in a short period of time.

"Naruto, move at high speed."

After hearing Zhao Gou's order, Pikachu ran quickly.

"Mianmian uses the electric shock trick."

Although the characteristics of Pikachu were not determined, Yang Yang decided to test it with electric shock.

After all, Mianmian's speed is too slow, and it is very difficult to hit Pikachu with the deer's speed advantage if using a close attack.

"Get out of the way."

Zhao Gou said in a very anxious tone.

Pikachu narrowly avoided the attack.

"Mianmian kept using electric shocks to block its movement and try to force it into a corner."

Yang Yang felt very happy after hearing Zhao Gou's order. With the electrostatic properties, as long as Pikachu's movement range is limited, Mianmian will definitely win once it enters a close combat.

"Naruto, run, don't stop."

Zhao Gou ordered urgently.

But it seems that Pikachu's luck is not very good. Mianmian always predicts his position and is hit by electric shocks continuously.

Finally, Pikachu was forced into a corner by Mianmian step by step.

"Now, Mianmian uses slamming."

Yang Yang said in a tone that was a little excited, a little excited, and a little passionate.

Zhao Gou said calmly: "Naruto, the voice of enchantment."

"Pikapie."

Pikachu's body is covered with electricity, which is slowly absorbed by its cheeks and transformed into pink sound waves that are emitted from its mouth.

The huge sound wave was like a demonic sound penetrating the ears, causing everyone to cover their ears.

The pink energy beam hit it head-on, and Mianmian, who was flying towards it, flew it over ten meters away.

Hit the vital point, the effect is outstanding

"Masaka."

Seeing Mian Mian being killed by Pikachu in one hit, Yang Yang was shocked and speechless.

Suddenly, the scene was completely silent.

Everyone also opened their mouths in shock, as if they had forgotten how to speak.

"What's going on? Mian Mian was clearly pressing down on Pikachu, so why was he killed with one hit?"

"And how can Pikachu learn the voice of charm and be so powerful?"

"It's a lie. The voice Pikachu uses isn't the charm voice at all. It's the destruction death ray."

Pikachu jumped proudly onto Zhao Gou's shoulders, folded his arms, and a gust of breeze blew, making its cloak rustle, making it look so majestic.

Yang Yang reluctantly put away the sheep and walked towards the midfield.

When the two shook hands, Yang Yang's veins popped out and he gritted his teeth: "You lied to me."

Asiba, the dog thief, even though he has the characteristics of a lightning rod, he still acts so miserable, what a drama queen.

Zhao Gou pretended to be ignorant and said: "Ah, why can't I understand what you said? Your performance is also very exciting. Thank you for your advice."

Hey, I just want to be a quiet fish. Since you have brought your face close to me, if I don’t slap you, wouldn’t I be sorry for your enthusiasm?

"Pickup, pickup."

Pikachu also happily greeted Yangyang.

"Shameless, lightning rod characteristics."

Yang Yang seemed to be unable to suppress the idea of ​​having a real PK, and the strength in his hands also increased a lot.

Zhao Gou shook off his hand, rubbed it, and said with enlightenment: "Ah, you said this, didn't you ask before? I thought you knew it."

Zhao Gou was secretly happy, whether he was angry or not, it was right to be angry. It was really pleasant to see people deflated.

Lu Xun, the great thinker and philosopher on earth, once said that human happiness is based on the pain of others, and he is indeed true.

Yang Yang roared in his heart, God, I know, I know a hammer. If I knew, would I still let Mianmian hit your Pikachu with electric shock?

Yang Yang took a few deep breaths and said in a trembling tone: "Why does your Pikachu make a charming sound?"

Zhao Xiang thought about it and said, "I'm born with it."

Yang Yang said unconvinced: "Tsk, just forget it if you don't want to say it."

Zhao Gou complained, I didn’t lie to you.

In fact, Zhao Gou was quite surprised that he just killed Mianmian instantly.

Because, although Pikachu can use fairy-type skills, it doesn't have much fairy-type energy in its body.

During the battle, Zhao Gou constantly made Pikachu move at high speed in order to speed up Pikachu's blood circulation and improve the conversion efficiency of fairy energy.

And just now, the electric energy absorbed by Pikachu using the lightning rod characteristic has reached its limit. If Mianmian had given Pikachu an electric shock just now, Pikachu would probably go berserk with energy, and it might be possible for Pikachu to self-destruct on the spot.

It is impossible for elves to absorb unlimited energy in this world, because everything has a limit, otherwise there would be no news about the charger being charged.

Zhao Gou asked Pikachu to continuously release electric shock skills in the open space, then carefully checked its body, and then gave it a massage.

Although Pikachu was not injured in the battle just now, this behavior is a routine behavior in the elf world.

After all, elf fighting is a strenuous exercise. If it is not properly checked, the elf will be left with various hidden injuries over time, thus affecting the elf's lifespan.

"Pika, lululu~~"

Perhaps Zhao Gou's massage was so comfortable that Pikachu actually snored.

"Hey, you are also a student of Yunnan University, right? The vacation is not over yet, why are you going to school so early?"

At some point, Yang Yang sat next to Zhao Gou and asked curiously.

"Well, there's something going on over there. I need to go over there and deal with it. What about you?"

Zhao Gou couldn't tell the truth because it was inconvenient to make videos at home.

"Hahaha, me too."

Yang Yang didn't seem to expect that Zhao Gou would ask him, and said vaguely as if he wanted to hide some little secret.

Yesterday, he accidentally saw a cute and adorable Charmander on Bogaman's video page.

He had never been exposed to this knowledge before, and his heart was ready to move, with a raging fire burning in his heart. After some tossing, the energy accumulated in his body erupted like a volcano.

As a result, this scene happened to be seen by his father. Yang Yang was so ashamed that he ran rampant like Kentero and ran to the town to stay overnight.

"Passengers going to Yunzhou University are asked to go to workshop No. [-] to check in and board the train as soon as possible."

After hearing the continuous announcements on the radio, Zhao Gou and Yang Yang walked towards Workshop No. [-] calmly.

Explosive Magneto

Properties: electrical steel

Features: Strong magnetic force

Due to the special climate of the Leize Mountains, flying elves are basically extinct here, and the self-destructing magnetite is the best substitute.

The self-destructing magnet monster is like a flying maglev train, comfortable, safe and fast.

Because the self-destructing magnet monster will form a special barrier when flying, which has the function of windproof and protection, even people who have never learned riding skills can quickly adapt to high-altitude flying.

But even so, Zhao Gou still put on his wing suit, put on his helmet, and carried a parachute.

The same Pikachu had to dress up the same as Zhao Gou, which made Pikachu look like the squirrel version of Superman from Power Rangers.

Yang Yang, who was just wearing sunglasses, saw Zhao Gou's appearance, covered his stomach, bent over and laughed, and said out of breath: "Hahaha, what am I saying about you? You're not going to fly. Competition, you are fully equipped, hahaha."

"cut."

Zhao Gou didn't bother to answer and snorted coldly.

"Pickup, pickup."

Pikachu also made a disdainful expression.

It can only be said that people in the elf world are affected by all kinds of messy energy and have very strong physical fitness. They may not die even if they fall from a high altitude, so their safety awareness is extremely poor.

Zhao Gou recalled that he was caught by the traffic police and basked in the sun all morning because he was riding a sheep across the road without a helmet, and he felt even more unhappy.

I am still too kind. From now on, I must let him know what is the danger of the world, what is the light of the right path, and what is beyond recognition.

"Mini, mini.onno"

A blue elf emerged from Yang Yang's shoulder.

"Pickup, pickup. ヾ`"

Pikachu waved its short claws to say hello to the mini dragon.

Hello, I am Uzumaki Naruto from Konoha Village. The lord is a man who will become a Pokémon master in the future.

"Big dog."

Zhao Gou cursed in his heart, thinking about how I could be envious of you when I had several boxes of fat with upgraded candies.

Then, without saying a word, he sat cross-legged on the Magnemite.

"Hahaha."

Yang Yang smiled awkwardly and ignored Zhao Gou without asking for trouble.