I don't have golden fingers, I just want to be a salted fish

After Zhao Gou advanced 5 alliance coins, he left the milk tea shop and came to the door of a newspaper called Gugu Newspaper Agency.

Zhao Gou just opened the door and walked in. He saw a fat man with glasses and short hair parted in the middle. He looked like he was overindulging and said excitedly: "Boss, you are here. Do you know that I bought the Elf Book last night?" How many copies?"

The fat man's name is Sha Diao. It is said that his father used to have a Bi Diao, which died in order to protect his father. In order to commemorate the Bi Diao, he was named Sha Diao.

"Oh, how much"

Zhao Gou asked nonchalantly.

"Three thousand copies. I bought three thousand copies in one night, and people are still placing orders today. I estimate there are about a thousand copies."

Fatty said excitedly.

Zhao Gou calculated in his mind that he had [-] followers, and his videos usually received hundreds of thousands of clicks, with a conversion rate of [-]% in one day. Judging from the conversion rate of goods in his previous life, the Elf Guide is considered a big hit. ,.

Moreover, an Elf Illustrated Book sells for RMB 599 with no free shipping. After excluding the cost, he earns more than RMB 10,000 per day. In this way, Zhao Gou can be considered a business elite with an annual income of one million RMB.

Sha Diao said sheepishly: "Um, boss, do you have the contact information of the person who did the dubbing for that software?"

Zhao Gouyougu always had a premonition that unruly people wanted to harm me, so he asked warily: "What do you want to do?"

Sha Diao said coyly: "Don't you want to get acquainted with me?

Boss, do you know that ever since I heard her voice, I have been tossing and turning and unable to sleep at night.

A day without hearing her voice makes me feel uncomfortable.

So I specially recorded her voice, and while listening to her voice, I went to the Qizi restroom one night."

Zhao Gou looked at his sunken eyes, chapped lips, and trembling legs. Thinking of what he had done, goosebumps fell all over Zhao Gou's body. He felt a chill and shouted loudly: "Hurry up." Come to protect me, Naruto, and use the electric shock technique."

"Pickup, pickup."

Understand, my lord, I am as weak as a pigeon and have no love for you.

Pikachu understood, and a huge yellow current struck the sand sculpture.

"what"

The sand sculpture was attacked by electric shock, dancing around as if suffering from epilepsy, and letting out a shrill scream.

The sand sculpture, who was covered in black and had an afro on his head, said in a cry of grievance: "Boss, I was wrong. I don't dare to do it anymore. Only a handsome, talented, young and promising hero like you can be worthy of being as pure and flawless as her." , lovely and touching, a fairy who sees flowers blooming."

Shivering cold.

What do you mean? You want me to fight with myself. Who is this person?

The voice was composed by Zhao Gou himself using a voice changer.

If you don’t know how to speak, don’t speak.

Zhao Gou, who was furious, ordered again: "Naruto."

"Crackling."

Pikachu gave the sand sculpture another full-body electrotherapy, then took out this pair of sunglasses from nowhere and put them on, and said ruthlessly: "Pika, Pika."

You know so much that only a dead man would keep a secret.

The sand sculpture lying dead on the ground was about to cry without tears. He asked himself in confusion, God, what did he do wrong? Why should he suffer such harm?

The joke ends here.

Zhao Gou asked: "Has it been shipped?"

Sha Diao hesitated and said: "No, I didn't expect to sell so many copies before. I only printed two thousand copies."

After thinking deeply, Zhao Gou said: "It doesn't matter, I will give you a wallpaper for each volume, and an additional coupon for [-] off for purchases over [-]."

After hearing Zhao Gou's solution, Sha Diao said happily: "It's high, it's really high. These fans will definitely not just buy one volume. After all, buying three volumes is normal for some loyal fans."

"what else"

Zhao Gou asked.

Sha Diao said with some strangeness: "Boss, how about we increase our publicity efforts? After all, with more fans, we will have higher income."

Zhao imagined that Li Youshi would be broadcasting live soon, and the traffic would be huge at that time, so he confidently said: "There is no rush, I will have a better publicity plan by then."

"Okay, boss."

Sha Diao has no doubts about Zhao Gou's ability.

Because Zhao Gou, who just started live broadcasting, can be said to have nothing.

Then, Zhao Gou recruited a group of people called Shuijun to post posts on major forums for five yuan a post.

What kind of shock, what kind of silent tears between men and women, what kind of stories that so-and-so and I had to tell, the sand sculpture was so shocked by Zhao Gou's sexy tricks that he bowed his head.

If Zhao Gou knew what Sha Diao was thinking, he would definitely say, "Don't do anything wrong."

In fact, the newspaper cooperation between Zhao Gou and Sha Diao was just an accident.

At that time, Sha Diao had just graduated from college. , high-spirited, scolding Fang Qiu. .

His father thought: My child has grown up, but I am still young. The world is so big and I want to see it.

So he left the Gugu newspaper office to the sand sculpture, got on the owl, and took his mother to travel around the world.

After Sha Diao took over Gugu Newspaper, he was full of pride. He felt that he was a man who wanted to change the media industry. Gugu Newspaper should not be reporting those gossips about celebrities. It should be tall and positive.

As a result, over the past few years, Sha Diao has experienced a lot of beatings from society, and Gugu Newspaper is about to go bankrupt.

At that time, Sha Diao was drinking alone and happened to meet Zhao Gou who was planning to increase his income.

There are three major areas of income from live streaming: rewards, endorsements, and sales.

After Zhao Gou saw the sand sculpture, he felt that it was better to ask for help. Since no one asked him to sell the goods, he would make the goods himself and sell them.

Zhao Gou, who has received nine years of compulsory education, said that Wen Neng can control lolita in writing, and Wu Neng can fix wives in bed.

What kind of sailor uniform, what kind of maid outfit; what kind of lolita, what kind of royal sister; what kind of cat-eared girl, what kind of beast-tailed girl, don’t they just need a pen?

Then, Zhao Gou took a bottle of wine and a few peanuts, sat next to the sand sculpture, and started chatting with him.

Sha Diao began to complain about Zhao Gou.

After Zhao Gou heard this, he immediately talked about all kinds of chicken soup for the soul, saying that it was heaven to give a great responsibility to this person, but he had to work hard on his mind, work on his muscles and bones, starve on his body and skin, and be clear-headed.

The excited Sha Diao said, Brother, I have done this bowl of chicken soup. If you ask me to catch the chicken, I will never chase the dog; if you ask me to go east, I will never go west. I, Lao Sha, will recognize you as my big brother today and follow your lead. .

For a time, the love between the husband and the concubine was like a raging fire; oh, no, it was your love and my wish, a perfect match; oh, no, it was like-minded, a strong alliance.

In this way, Zhao Gou got 50.00% of the shares of Gugu Newspaper without spending a penny.

Zhao Gou expressed his majestic appearance:

If heaven had not given birth to me, Zhao Gou, my mouth would escape forever like a long night, and my mouth would come

After leaving Gugu News Agency, Zhao Gou had nothing to do, so he planned to go to the dormitory, but something seemed to have been moved.

Yang Yang, with tears streaming down his face: Zhao Gou, give it to me and I’ll come back