One Piece: Emperor of the Sea
Chapter 210 Peeing upside down
After the Wind and Waves docked next to Iceland, everyone went up to Iceland and headed towards the tall three-story building on Iceland. On top of the three-story building, many long-billed strange birds were circling.
Long Wei, Mike, Qiao Yunyi, Huanmeng, and Janna, five people stood side by side, heading towards the three-story building majestically, without even glancing at Hoklu who was kneeling on the ground.
When the five people passed by Hoklu, Hoklu suddenly stood up, swung the hockey stick in his hand and tried to hit five ice pucks at everyone.
However, before the first ice ball bomb was fired, Qiao Yunyi raised his hands at an extraordinary speed. Without even turning around or looking at it, he pulled it directly above his head and fired an armor-piercing bullet. The arrow shot towards Hoklu.
"boom!"
The armor-piercing arrow exploded directly on Huokru's body, and his whole body was blown into darkness. He looked like he crawled out of the chimney, and he lay on the ground with a thud, already unconscious.
"Awesome! Qiao Yunyi! Now he has mastered blind shooting!" Mike praised.
"Thank you for reminding me! We have already used tricks like pretending to surrender, and he is still acting in front of us. It is simply too overestimating his own abilities!" Qiao Yunyi said disdainfully, "He doesn't even look at us. Who is it! Still playing tricks in front of us!"
Long Wei also praised: "Timid Qiao, you are a little different today! You are very impressive!"
"Silly Long Dasha who doesn't understand swords! You'd better be polite to me from now on! I'm very strong! I'm not weaker than you!" Qiao Yunyi said angrily, "I won't allow this guy who stole the pirate flag to taint Flag collector reputation!”
Long Wei scratched his head and said: "Qiao Xiaodan, among the five of us, you seem to be the only one who has not been rewarded!"
"Don't talk about offering bounty money! I believe that after what happened in the Seven Rivers Capital, I will definitely be offered a bounty!" Qiao Yunyi was so powerful that he wanted to shoot him with an arrow.
Mike was sandwiched between them, being bickered back and forth by Long Wei and Qiao Yunyi, and he suddenly became angry. He thought to himself: "My pirate flag is his dream of traveling through time. He can't just be let go by an Archie." No is defiled!"
"Aquino! You flag thief! Get out of here!" Mike shouted loudly.
Mike's roar frightened all the strange birds on the roof of the three-story house to death. Each one of them chirped non-stop and flew away into the distance.
However, no one came out of the building.
"Captain Mike! Why are you shouting so loudly? It scared me!" Janna said shyly.
"You three are all big fools! Each one is stupider than the other!" Huanmeng said helplessly, "There's no one here, right? Don't just be a bunch of strange birds!"
"Impossible! If there is no one in this building, I will pee upside down!" Mike said.
"Mike, why has your taste changed today? You poop and pee all the time! Don't you feel disgusted?" Huan Meng said.
"Please pay attention to the key point of what Mike said! The key point of what he said is not about feces and urine!" Long Wei was also a little annoyed.
"Mike, Long Wei, and Qiao Yunyi, I think the three of you might as well form a team and call them the Pirates Three Idiots! You all seem to have eaten gunpowder today!"
Huan Meng has never seen these three people behave like this.
In the past, Huanmeng was always angry at the three of them, but why has the climate changed today? Instead, the three of them are sulking here!
"Our pirate flag was stolen today! This is our shame! There is nothing more heinous than this!" Mike said in a deep voice.
"Yes! It's our shame!" Qiao Yunyi said angrily, "Since they are hiding in the house and can't come out, then I will send them a large pepper tear gas arrow!"
As he spoke, Qiao Yunyi took out an arrow with chili pepper from the quiver on his back and shot it towards the middle of the three-story building.
"You all cover your mouths and noses!"
"Super powerful pepper tear gas arrow!"
I saw the pepper tear gas arrow shot into the building, making a loud "bang!" sound. The whole building was not damaged much, but there was thick red smoke, which submerged the entire building.
Even when they were far away, everyone could smell a choking smell, so they all covered their mouths and noses!
"Qiao Xiaodan, what did you do to this? It's more eye-catching than your chili pepper fart!" Long Wei pinched his nose and muttered.
"When did I fart with pepper? I never eat spicy food!" Qiao Yunyi said unconvinced.
"What you fart is all pepper! It's smelly and it's eye-catching!" Long Wei said.
"Long Dasha, all the gas farts you fart can kill people!" Qiao Yunyi said with a hint of anger.
Huan Meng couldn't stand hearing it anymore, so she kicked Mike, Long Wei and Qiao Yunyi to the ground.
"You three will stop eating if you talk about peeing with feces in your farts again! Wash your mouths later!" Huan Meng said, "Especially you, Mike!"
"Okay! Got it! I'll never say it again!" Mike said.
Long Wei and Qiao Yunyi also admitted their mistake at the same time: "We know we were wrong! We will never say it again!"
Janna was watching from the side and thought to herself: "This is really one thing descending from another!"
Just when the five of them were wondering why no one had come out of the house because Qiao Yunyi's pepper tear gas arrows were so powerful, they heard someone shouting from behind.
"dad--!"
"dad--!"
"dad--!"
"father in law--!"
The five people turned around and saw four people, three men and one woman, appearing behind them!
"Hey! Good son! Good daughter! You all miss me!" Mike responded.
Ok? ? ?
Long Wei and Qiao Yunyi looked at Mike in disbelief, thinking, these four guys are much older than Mike, how could they be Mike's son and daughter? And a son-in-law?
"Hey! Mike, when did you give birth to them?" Qiao Yunyi said.
"I'm a man, how could I give birth to these four guys?" Mike said.
"Then why do they call you dad?" Long Wei also asked.
"If they are willing to shout, I am willing to be the one! Hahaha" Mike laughed.
"Oh! So that's it! Then I'll respond accordingly!" Qiao Yunyi said, "Good grandsons! Good granddaughters! Please call me Grandpa Qiao!"
"Good grandson! Good granddaughter! Please call me Grandpa Long!" Long Wei said with a strange smile on his face.
When Mike heard this, he realized that not only did Qiao Yunyi and Long Wei take advantage of the four of them, but they also became in-laws!
"Brother Salu, these people from the Mike Pirates are so fierce! They are so scared that they want to kiss you!" Don Aluber said coquettishly.
Don Alubelu is the eldest daughter of Don Aquino. She has purple hair, long earrings, big eyes with blue eyeshadow, a high nose bridge and thin lips. She is wearing a dress and a tight corset around her waist, which makes her look very fresh. cute.
However, at this moment, the man next to him with short yellow hair, a face with Chinese characters, curly hair like shit hanging on his forehead, a bearded face, and a red high-collar shirt actually hugged the pretty and lovely Ah Ruberu.
"Don't be afraid, Aluber! I believe that the power of our love will be able to defeat them!" Saluge put his hands around Aluber's waist and said.
"Brother Salu!" Aluberu said with blurred eyes and a raised mouth.
"Arubaru!"
Brother Salu also raised his lips as big as a duck's mouth and kissed Aluberu's small mouth. Suddenly, many pink hearts appeared around him.
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