Douluo's Invincible Sovereign
Chapter 31 Because this is a woman
After Liu Erlong finished speaking, she waited quietly, she felt that Liu Xiaofan must have something to ask.
Who knew that after a long time, he said one word flatly: "Oh."
Liu Erlong: ""
At this time, Liu Xiaofan asked again: "Why don't you want to continue to be with Yu Xiaogang?"
Liu Erlong couldn't help but rolled his eyes and curled his lips and said: "I think you have a big problem. Can you speak faster? You pause for so long."
Liu Xiaofan said indifferently: "You can also choose not to listen, not to answer."
Liu Erlong was speechless for a while, and said quietly: "I don't know how Bibi Dong can stand it like you are like this, and still be mad at you all day long."
Liu Xiaofan frowned, turned to look at Liu Erlong and said, "Bibidong did say that I was always angry with her all day long, and you think so too, but why do I feel that I speak normally and there is no problem, alas, you women are troublesome .”
Liu Erlong looked at him and felt good about himself. He was really speechless. How could there be a man with such low emotional intelligence in this world?
Liu Xiaofan said in a deep voice, "You haven't answered my question yet."
Liu Erlong rolled his eyes again, stared at Liu Xiaofan, and sighed, "I always thought that my position in Yu Xiaogang's heart was very important, but I didn't expect him to abandon me for a third-grade purple lucidum." .”
"Although he said that Huang Mian Tang was Huang because he was afraid of injuring the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family behind him, these are all excuses. If you don't love me, you don't love me. There's no need for so many reasons."
"In this case, why should I continue to be with him when I know that he will definitely be abandoned in the future? I am infatuated, but I am not stupid. My relationship with Yu Xiaogang is completely over."
As she spoke, Liu Erlong's mood instantly became much lighter. This was something she kept in her heart, and she never told Flender about it. She never thought that Liu Xiaofan would be the person she confides to today.
Liu Xiaofan nodded, out of sympathy for Douluo Dalu and Liu Erlong in his previous life, he lightly patted her on the shoulder, slightly raised the corner of his mouth and said, "It's best for you to think this way, rather than fall in love with someone you shouldn't love." It is better to cut off everything at the very beginning."
Liu Erlong was stunned, and when he met Liu Xiaofan's gaze, he had a different feeling in his heart. Then he frowned tightly, swatted his hand away, and said angrily: "Liu Xiaofan, men and women don't touch each other, don't do anything. "
Liu Xiaofan shook his head lightly, apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
Liu Erlong snorted lightly, turned his head away, and was not stingy enough to care about these things.
So, the two still walked along the street, but kept a distance of half a meter from each other.
Suddenly, Liu Xiaofan asked: "Liu Erlong, I have a question for you."
"You say it."
Liu Erlong replied.
"I have two friends, a boy and a girl. They often quarrel. The boy occasionally asks the girl if she likes me, but the girl says no every time, but always does something excessive on purpose. To make that man angry, why did she do this?"
Liu Xiaofan said seriously.
Liu Erlong paused, raised the corners of his mouth, as if he had guessed something, and asked: "What did that woman mean when she did something excessive?"
Liu Xiaofan hesitated and said: "For example, in front of another man, she deliberately said that she wanted to go out to play together, go out to eat, and talk all night long. In the end, when the man was so angry, she had to put on a playful and smiling face. , do you think this is irritating?”
As he spoke, 10's anger and lust were triggered, and he bit his lips subconsciously.
Liu Erlong turned his head and glanced at Liu Xiaofan. He couldn't help covering his mouth and snickering, and asked softly: "Liu Xiaofan, these two friends you are talking about are you and Bibi Dong, right?"
Liu Xiaofan stopped instantly, shook his head expressionlessly, and said flatly: "Of course not, they are really my friends."
Then, keep going.
Liu Erlong smiled and looked at Liu Xiaofan, as if he saw through you, Liu Xiaofan felt a little guilty, and said coldly: "If I say no, I won't. If you dare to guess again, I will go and destroy the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family."
Liu Erlong: ""
"Tch, for a duplicity man, it's understandable for a woman to be arrogant, but you, a man who is so arrogant, really can't be helped."
She broke a few words, Liu Xiaofan stared at him immediately, he could only shut up.
"answer my question."
Liu Xiaofan remained expressionless, and continued to speak.
Liu Erlong thought for a while and said, "It's probably your female friend who likes this male friend, doing this on purpose to anger him and see how he will react."
Liu Xiaofan frowned, and said: "It should be impossible to like it, after asking so many times, she still said no."
Sensing something was wrong in Liu Erlong's eyes, he quickly added: "That's what my friend told me."
Liu Erlong was speechless and said: "As a woman, how could she just say so much when asked if she likes me? Even if she really likes someone in her heart, she would only give multiple hints to let the man take the initiative. Come chase yourself.”
Liu Xiaofan felt confused and asked: "Then why does it have to be a man to take the initiative to pursue a woman instead of a woman to take the initiative to pursue a man?"
Liu Erlong was at a loss for words immediately, there are not many men in this world who can ask such tricky questions, but he still met him, what a misfortune in life.
She stared at Liu Xiaofan closely, and said with a bit of displeasure in her tone: "Liu Xiaofan, because women are like this. They just want men to take the initiative to chase them for no reason. If you can't even figure this out, you're just waiting to be lonely." Live forever"
Immediately, the atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Seeing Liu Xiaofan's complexion became more and more ugly, Liu Erlong quickly explained: "Sorry, I spoke too fast. I'm not talking about you, but about your friend."
Then, Liu Xiaofan's expression improved slightly and he asked cautiously: "What would happen if this man deliberately went to eat, go shopping, and talk all night with other women in front of that woman?"
When Liu Erlong heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he felt a little sympathetic to Bibi Dong, but he was actually used as a gun by Liu Xiaofan and somehow became a mistress.
She snorted coldly and said: "That's terrible, Cold Mix. After the two of them have finished playing, there are some things that women can do but men cannot. Once a man does it, he will never be forgiven."
Liu Xiaofan also snorted softly and shouted: "This is so unfair to us men. Why are you women allowed to deliberately irritate people, but not men?"
Liu Erlong nodded seriously and said quite proudly: "Because we are women, if you men are unhappy, you can do this."
She gave Liu Xiaofan a smirk, and made a gesture of cutting things with scissors.
Liu Xiaofan's expression changed and he said: "I won't bullshit you, anyway, I just can't swallow this breath, ah, that's my friend, I can't swallow this breath."
"Let's go shopping with me and then eat."
Immediately afterwards, he grabbed Liu Erlong domineeringly and strode forward.
At night, the moon is bright and the stars are shining brightly.
Today is Notting City, a temple fair held once every ten years, so it is very lively, Liu Xiaofan and Liu Erlong came here.
Not long after, Liu Erlong held a lot of gourmet snacks in his hands, and kept stuffing them into his mouth, making his mouth greasy.
Liu Xiaofan glanced at her and said disgustedly: "Hey, can you pay attention to your appearance? Why is your appearance so ugly?"
Liu Erlong paused and looked at Liu Xiaofan with a smile: "Oh, it's really strange that you can praise people with your mouth. You also know that I just fell out of love, so of course I have to eat and drink, otherwise how can I make up for it? My wounded soul"
After finishing speaking, she approached Liu Xiaofan with a smile on her face, rubbing her small mouth on his white clothes, it turned yellow and greasy in an instant, and then she ran away with a playful smile on her face.
The corner of Liu Xiaofan's mouth twitched, this Liu Erlong was really getting more and more presumptuous, he was about to show her some color, but suddenly found a beautiful woman in the crowd, running around, with a sad expression on her pretty face , as if looking for something.
It's actually Bibi Dong
Seeing this scene, Liu Xiaofan felt very uncomfortable.
At this time, Liu Erlong appeared next to him, stuffed the uneaten delicacies into Liu Xiaofan's hands, and said: "These osmanthus cakes taste very good, I want you to take them to Bibi Dong, woman, please coax them." Coax her, say a few nice words, and she won't be angry anymore. Why are you still dazed? Come over quickly."
Immediately, Liu Erlong pushed Liu Xiaofan hard and got into the crowd.
Liu Xiaofan looked at the sweet-scented osmanthus cake in his hand, paused and turned around, but Liu Erlong could no longer be seen.
Who knew that after a long time, he said one word flatly: "Oh."
Liu Erlong: ""
At this time, Liu Xiaofan asked again: "Why don't you want to continue to be with Yu Xiaogang?"
Liu Erlong couldn't help but rolled his eyes and curled his lips and said: "I think you have a big problem. Can you speak faster? You pause for so long."
Liu Xiaofan said indifferently: "You can also choose not to listen, not to answer."
Liu Erlong was speechless for a while, and said quietly: "I don't know how Bibi Dong can stand it like you are like this, and still be mad at you all day long."
Liu Xiaofan frowned, turned to look at Liu Erlong and said, "Bibidong did say that I was always angry with her all day long, and you think so too, but why do I feel that I speak normally and there is no problem, alas, you women are troublesome .”
Liu Erlong looked at him and felt good about himself. He was really speechless. How could there be a man with such low emotional intelligence in this world?
Liu Xiaofan said in a deep voice, "You haven't answered my question yet."
Liu Erlong rolled his eyes again, stared at Liu Xiaofan, and sighed, "I always thought that my position in Yu Xiaogang's heart was very important, but I didn't expect him to abandon me for a third-grade purple lucidum." .”
"Although he said that Huang Mian Tang was Huang because he was afraid of injuring the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family behind him, these are all excuses. If you don't love me, you don't love me. There's no need for so many reasons."
"In this case, why should I continue to be with him when I know that he will definitely be abandoned in the future? I am infatuated, but I am not stupid. My relationship with Yu Xiaogang is completely over."
As she spoke, Liu Erlong's mood instantly became much lighter. This was something she kept in her heart, and she never told Flender about it. She never thought that Liu Xiaofan would be the person she confides to today.
Liu Xiaofan nodded, out of sympathy for Douluo Dalu and Liu Erlong in his previous life, he lightly patted her on the shoulder, slightly raised the corner of his mouth and said, "It's best for you to think this way, rather than fall in love with someone you shouldn't love." It is better to cut off everything at the very beginning."
Liu Erlong was stunned, and when he met Liu Xiaofan's gaze, he had a different feeling in his heart. Then he frowned tightly, swatted his hand away, and said angrily: "Liu Xiaofan, men and women don't touch each other, don't do anything. "
Liu Xiaofan shook his head lightly, apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."
Liu Erlong snorted lightly, turned his head away, and was not stingy enough to care about these things.
So, the two still walked along the street, but kept a distance of half a meter from each other.
Suddenly, Liu Xiaofan asked: "Liu Erlong, I have a question for you."
"You say it."
Liu Erlong replied.
"I have two friends, a boy and a girl. They often quarrel. The boy occasionally asks the girl if she likes me, but the girl says no every time, but always does something excessive on purpose. To make that man angry, why did she do this?"
Liu Xiaofan said seriously.
Liu Erlong paused, raised the corners of his mouth, as if he had guessed something, and asked: "What did that woman mean when she did something excessive?"
Liu Xiaofan hesitated and said: "For example, in front of another man, she deliberately said that she wanted to go out to play together, go out to eat, and talk all night long. In the end, when the man was so angry, she had to put on a playful and smiling face. , do you think this is irritating?”
As he spoke, 10's anger and lust were triggered, and he bit his lips subconsciously.
Liu Erlong turned his head and glanced at Liu Xiaofan. He couldn't help covering his mouth and snickering, and asked softly: "Liu Xiaofan, these two friends you are talking about are you and Bibi Dong, right?"
Liu Xiaofan stopped instantly, shook his head expressionlessly, and said flatly: "Of course not, they are really my friends."
Then, keep going.
Liu Erlong smiled and looked at Liu Xiaofan, as if he saw through you, Liu Xiaofan felt a little guilty, and said coldly: "If I say no, I won't. If you dare to guess again, I will go and destroy the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family."
Liu Erlong: ""
"Tch, for a duplicity man, it's understandable for a woman to be arrogant, but you, a man who is so arrogant, really can't be helped."
She broke a few words, Liu Xiaofan stared at him immediately, he could only shut up.
"answer my question."
Liu Xiaofan remained expressionless, and continued to speak.
Liu Erlong thought for a while and said, "It's probably your female friend who likes this male friend, doing this on purpose to anger him and see how he will react."
Liu Xiaofan frowned, and said: "It should be impossible to like it, after asking so many times, she still said no."
Sensing something was wrong in Liu Erlong's eyes, he quickly added: "That's what my friend told me."
Liu Erlong was speechless and said: "As a woman, how could she just say so much when asked if she likes me? Even if she really likes someone in her heart, she would only give multiple hints to let the man take the initiative. Come chase yourself.”
Liu Xiaofan felt confused and asked: "Then why does it have to be a man to take the initiative to pursue a woman instead of a woman to take the initiative to pursue a man?"
Liu Erlong was at a loss for words immediately, there are not many men in this world who can ask such tricky questions, but he still met him, what a misfortune in life.
She stared at Liu Xiaofan closely, and said with a bit of displeasure in her tone: "Liu Xiaofan, because women are like this. They just want men to take the initiative to chase them for no reason. If you can't even figure this out, you're just waiting to be lonely." Live forever"
Immediately, the atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Seeing Liu Xiaofan's complexion became more and more ugly, Liu Erlong quickly explained: "Sorry, I spoke too fast. I'm not talking about you, but about your friend."
Then, Liu Xiaofan's expression improved slightly and he asked cautiously: "What would happen if this man deliberately went to eat, go shopping, and talk all night with other women in front of that woman?"
When Liu Erlong heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he felt a little sympathetic to Bibi Dong, but he was actually used as a gun by Liu Xiaofan and somehow became a mistress.
She snorted coldly and said: "That's terrible, Cold Mix. After the two of them have finished playing, there are some things that women can do but men cannot. Once a man does it, he will never be forgiven."
Liu Xiaofan also snorted softly and shouted: "This is so unfair to us men. Why are you women allowed to deliberately irritate people, but not men?"
Liu Erlong nodded seriously and said quite proudly: "Because we are women, if you men are unhappy, you can do this."
She gave Liu Xiaofan a smirk, and made a gesture of cutting things with scissors.
Liu Xiaofan's expression changed and he said: "I won't bullshit you, anyway, I just can't swallow this breath, ah, that's my friend, I can't swallow this breath."
"Let's go shopping with me and then eat."
Immediately afterwards, he grabbed Liu Erlong domineeringly and strode forward.
At night, the moon is bright and the stars are shining brightly.
Today is Notting City, a temple fair held once every ten years, so it is very lively, Liu Xiaofan and Liu Erlong came here.
Not long after, Liu Erlong held a lot of gourmet snacks in his hands, and kept stuffing them into his mouth, making his mouth greasy.
Liu Xiaofan glanced at her and said disgustedly: "Hey, can you pay attention to your appearance? Why is your appearance so ugly?"
Liu Erlong paused and looked at Liu Xiaofan with a smile: "Oh, it's really strange that you can praise people with your mouth. You also know that I just fell out of love, so of course I have to eat and drink, otherwise how can I make up for it? My wounded soul"
After finishing speaking, she approached Liu Xiaofan with a smile on her face, rubbing her small mouth on his white clothes, it turned yellow and greasy in an instant, and then she ran away with a playful smile on her face.
The corner of Liu Xiaofan's mouth twitched, this Liu Erlong was really getting more and more presumptuous, he was about to show her some color, but suddenly found a beautiful woman in the crowd, running around, with a sad expression on her pretty face , as if looking for something.
It's actually Bibi Dong
Seeing this scene, Liu Xiaofan felt very uncomfortable.
At this time, Liu Erlong appeared next to him, stuffed the uneaten delicacies into Liu Xiaofan's hands, and said: "These osmanthus cakes taste very good, I want you to take them to Bibi Dong, woman, please coax them." Coax her, say a few nice words, and she won't be angry anymore. Why are you still dazed? Come over quickly."
Immediately, Liu Erlong pushed Liu Xiaofan hard and got into the crowd.
Liu Xiaofan looked at the sweet-scented osmanthus cake in his hand, paused and turned around, but Liu Erlong could no longer be seen.
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