Hokage's teeth

When Choji Akimichi regained some strength and stood up to leave the field, he looked at Shino Aburame who was trotting away with a puzzled look on his face and thought to himself: "Is it an emergency?"

Yamanaka Ino saw that Akimichi Choji actually gave in like this. He stood up and pouted, "This guy Choji, he is already the only member of our team. He actually gave in like this. It's really... It’s so abominable.”

Sensing that her friend's tone was not angry but just a simple complaint, Haruno Sakura was secretly amused, "The people in their team all have such a casual and carefree personality, unlike Sasuke who is a bit cold and Naruto who is a bit silly."Overall, the relationship between the three of them is really good, and Ino's complaint is really a bit funny. '

Turning her head to look at the lively Uzumaki Naruto at the exit, Haruno Sakura remembered the gloomy face of fellow teammate Uchiha Sasuke before the exam, and couldn't help but worry about the defeated Sasuke's current condition.Because Sasuke lost to Inuzuka Kiba, Haruno Sakura, who was holding her hands in fists, felt ashamed when she thought about the psychological attack she had made on the Abura Inuzuka Kiba whom Sasuke lost to, who was now whispering to his teammate Aburame Shino,' Inuzuka Kiba is obviously so powerful and has such strong combat power, but he still faces the slander and attacks on me with a smile. I am really inferior...'

Speaking of Inuzuka Kiba, he was currently holding Aburame Shino's shoulders and whispering.

"Tea, I'm covered in sweat now, don't you feel dirty?" Aburame Shino said and gently pushed away the other person's hand on her shoulder, as if to explain her action, but her face But he showed a look of disgust.

"It doesn't matter, I just like it." Inuzuka Kiba felt his hand being pushed away, and then he stretched out his hands and hugged Aburame Shino tightly, his movements so exaggerated that he even tightened the opponent's arms. It was so tight that even Akamaru was strangled so much that his saliva dripped onto Aburame Shino's clothes.

"Ga, let me go quickly." Aburame Shino didn't seem to be angered by Inuzuka Kiba's childish behavior, and said calmly, pretending to be fine.As an insect envoy, how could he be provoked to anger by this little power!Yeah, yeah, actually it really hurts.

Next to him, Uzumaki Naruto looked curious at the interaction between Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino, "Is Kiba congratulating each other?" '

"Shino, congratulations!" Inuzuka Kiba said softly in the other person's ear. The sincere words made the other person's ears itchy. Aburame Shino couldn't help the other person's almost brutal actions and said with a straight face: " Thank you, I don’t need your congratulations.”

Inuzuka Kiba was not annoyed after hearing this. He released his hands, grabbed a parasitic bug next to his ear, jumped back a few steps and pinched it to death, then said: "I caught a fly on your face, I helped it." You crushed it to death." Show your hands to the other person.

"Ga, you are weak, I raised this one!" Aburame Shino saw Kiba Inuzuka with a smirk on his face and could only continue, "What do you want to do? Oh, I understand you must be angry with me. Did you send bugs to follow your date with Ino again? No, no, no, I never do that." Aburame Shino shook her head with a nonchalant look on her face, pointed her thumb at her face and said calmly: "I can only be honest. A peek of light.”

"Um, what is that? Shino, what did you just say, can you say it again?" Inuzuka Kiba looked confused, as if he didn't hear what the other party said.

Shino Aburame looked at the other person and blinked (not visible behind the sunglasses) and thought, 'Isn't he angry? I gave him a chance to perform, but he gave up like that. 'Then he spread his hand, and a dozen words appeared on his hand, "I'm sorry, I didn't complete your request. It's my fault."

Inuzuka Kiba took Akamaru out of his arms, held Akamaru's butt in front of Aburame Shino, and pretended to fire a bazooka, stretched his neck and pursed his lips and whispered: "Your head is full of bugs and you have no brain! It's not finished. It’s not a big deal if it’s not completed. Why are you apologizing all of a sudden? Silly Shino, take one of my RPG moves.”

Boom boom boom~

A soft fart sounded in the exit area of ​​​​the battlefield. Akamaru covered his face with his ears as if he felt a little embarrassed.

Aburame Shino felt a little guilty because she failed to complete the task that Inuzuka Kiba asked her to do, so she wanted to apologize to the other party, but when she saw that Inuzuka Kiba didn't respond at all, she didn't know how to apologize. Then she saw Inuzuka Kiba started acting weird. , I couldn't help but feel a little confused, wondering if I was thinking too much.

The slightly apologetic Aburame security officer moved closer to understand what the other party wanted to do. As a result, his steady captain actually took out the Akamaru from his arms and turned his butt towards him. It was okay to take a few steps, but the next moment His stinky fart killed Aburame Shino, "This bastard's soul is not just some messy fart attack, it is simply a large-scale biochemical weapon."

Aburame Shino's stomach was churning, and she suddenly felt a desire to vomit in her mouth. While she was leaning on the wall to pant, she heard Inuzuka Kiba whisper to Akamaru: "Why don't you eat some bananas? That taste will definitely be stronger. ah!"

"Wow wow wow" Akamaru's voice sounded a little embarrassed, and Temari frowned when she heard the words banana and strong.

"A stronger smell??" Aburame Shinoharu thought of that scene and could no longer resist her desire to vomit. She quickly spit out vomit that looked like black ink and was made up of bugs.

Gaara in the distance, and Akimichi Choji who walked into the exit area and stood next to Uzumaki Naruto, all frowned when they saw Aburame Shino's vomiting behavior. Although Temari is a ninja, she is also a girl who likes to be clean. , so his brows furrowed even more tightly.

They thought that although there was no good view here, it was still a place where several people stayed temporarily. Wouldn't it affect them if it got dirty or messy?

Inuzuka Kiba saw Aburame Shino's reaction, and his expression became a little embarrassed. He put Akamaru down. Since there were more and more objects made of bugs, he wanted to go and help Shino clean them up. However, Aburame Shino squatted on the ground as if there was no one around. Let the bug fly back into his mouth.

Seeing that there is no more accumulation on the ground, why do you spit it out and then swallow it? !

The five people who saw this scene widened their eyes and vomited, unable to suppress their desire any longer, "Ouch!!"

There was a continuous sound of vomiting in the battlefield exit area, and even the moonlight blast calling Uzumaki Naruto and Temari to play in the distance was not heard.

Moonlight Hayate looked at the people bent over and vomiting in the distance and urged again: "Ahem...please invite Temari, the candidates for the third competition, and Uzumaki Naruto to come on!"

Uzumaki Naruto walked toward Moonlight Hayate with mucus at the corners of his mouth, and Temari behind him was obviously not much better. Although he had wiped the stains from the corners of his mouth, he was still stumbling and holding his stomach unnaturally. state.

Moonlight Hayate turned her head, "Huh?! What's going on with the two of them?"

"The third match begins!" Moonlight Gale ignored the situation of the two of them and said calmly as he glanced at the two of them from left to right.

Uzumaki Naruto rested for a while, adjusted his physical condition, took out a kunai and rushed towards Temari who was ten meters away.

Seeing Uzumaki Naruto's straightforward attack, Temari felt a trace of disdain in her heart. She crouched slightly with her legs and held a three-star fan and moved forward to block Uzumaki Naruto's kunai slash. Uzumaki Naruto saw that her opponent was carrying a powerful weapon. The strength almost knocked the kunai away from his hand. He was shocked. He jumped back a few steps, paused, and readjusted the way he held the kunai. Seeing the opponent's center of gravity being deflected by the big fan in front of him, he rushed forward and stabbed him again. other side.

Although the three-star fan is bulky, Temari, who has mastered the art of taijutsu, used both hands to support the fan to avoid Naruto's attack. Then she jumped in the air, flipped around and kicked Naruto in the back. Naruto was kicked and staggered down. Run away from the fighting site.

Naruto sprinted a few steps to barely maintain his balance. Seeing the opponent's fierce attack, he reached into his ninja bag, took out his shuriken, turned around and threw it at Temari.

Uzumaki Naruto trained under the accompaniment of Inuzuka Kiba for half a year, so he mastered the relatively advanced shuriken technique. Although not as good as Inuzuka Kiba, he was much better than Haruno Sakura on the same team.

Whoosh, two precise shurikens shot at Temari in a rapid arc. Temari didn't have time to think, and quickly ducked sideways, only to be scratched on her arm by one of them.

Seeing that his attack was effective, Uzumaki Naruto quickly took out two more shurikens, threw them out, and then rushed forward with a kunai. Seeing this, Temari rolled down to avoid the attack, and reached out to pick up what fell on the ground. The three-star fan swept out a stick at the rushing Uzumaki Naruto.

Ping!

Naruto held the kunai block with both hands and was interrupted. Then he was beaten by Temari's continuous taijutsu. Of course, this is normal. At this time, Temari's abilities in all aspects except the amount of chakra far exceeded Uzumaki. Naruto.

Not long after Temari fought against Uzumaki Naruto, she felt that the opponent was just a ninja with huge chakra but didn't know how to fight, so she was determined to win this competition with strength, instead of becoming the winner because of Nara Shikamaru's surrender. By.

Temari continued to use her three-star fan and her extraordinary physical skills to repel Uzumaki Naruto. She looked at Uzumaki Naruto with a nonchalant look on her face. Seeing the dawn of victory shining on her, Temari quickly opened her three-star fan. , grasped the handle of the fan tightly with both hands, twisted his waist and waved the three-star fan at Uzumaki Naruto.

Uzumaki Naruto knew that the opponent had the ability to send out strong winds, and quickly avoided the opponent's attack. Because Temari's attack range was relatively large, Uzumaki Naruto could only stare at the extremely fast wind blades with light gray dragging shadows to dodge. Despite this, the cautious Naruto still had scars on his face. It was not easy to avoid such a mid-range range attack.

'This woman used this ninjutsu to defeat Shikamaru. I thought about avenging Shikamaru before, but now I can only endure it. It's really disgusting. Uzumaki Naruto thought about the abilities he was good at, "Shuriken jutsu, multiple shadow clones, eating ramen... Bah, what ramen? I'm still hungry now, how can I think about this!"I'd better use the shadow clone to deal with her.Eh!Speaking of which, her face is pale and has not recovered yet. Is it because she was the first to vomit?In that case...'

Uzumaki Naruto thought about the battle plan while the opponent was panting and calming his stomach, and then said: "Hey, who is that!"

Temari looked at the other party with a cold face, and when she was about to use the Wind Release Kamitachi again, she saw the other party turned into a big banana with the transformation technique. Naruto said sincerely: "Why don't you eat some bananas?"

"Eat you big-headed devil!" Temari rushed forward and knocked Uzumaki Naruto away. She stood on the field with a heroic look on her face. Naruto put one hand on the ground and touched his head and looked at the opponent with a helpless look on his face. Temari, who had been handsome for three seconds, then vomited while holding her three-star fan.

"Vomit..." The four people watching in the exit area also vomited.The villagers and celebrities from all over the world who were watching were confused, where did this come from?