I really don't want to be a ninja

“The first thing you should pay attention to is that in this exam, you can only start answering questions after I say start.

Secondly, the written test consists of ten questions, each question is worth ten points. Those who do not score sixty points will be eliminated, and those who score more than sixty points will advance to the next round.

The next exam will be based on personal strength, so even if you fail this peer exam, it will not affect your next exam.

You have one hour to complete this exam.

Pay attention, don’t try to use clumsy cheating techniques. Once I discover it, the entire team members will be disqualified from the exam!

So, that's it, now let's start handing out the test papers. "

After the Jonin of the Uchiha clan finished speaking, two examiners stood up and distributed test papers to all the candidates present.

Bai Hechou, who was sitting in seat six, quickly got the test paper.

He glanced through it about once.

Because it's not like the original plot, it's a joint chuunin exam held with other ninja villages.

So there is no need to be mysterious and play tricks. There are only nine questions on the ten-question paper, and the last question is the finale or something.

After all, they are all people from their own village, and it is enough if they reach the level, and there is no need to deliberately suppress them.

However, this does not mean that the test questions are simple.

On the contrary, the level of questions in this exam is very deep.

Without several years of experience in the ninja world and careful summarizing and thinking of experience, it would definitely not be an easy task for an ordinary genin to pass.

"So, except for top academic genin like me, most other genin have to cheat if they want to pass."

Bai Hechou held his chin with one hand and stared at the exam paper, thinking to himself:

"In this case, Hinata Kana's performance won't be a problem. Then Beiliu may be miserable."

Hinata Kana's eyes were open to the audience, and it was not difficult to get the correct answer.

The so-called ninja means reading between the lines.

The Uchiha jounin said verbally that "those clumsy cheating methods" would not work in front of him, but it did not mean that high-tech cheating methods would not work.

But does Beiliuhu have any clever cheating skills?

Although his eyes are an unusually pink color, it does not mean that he has any talents that are different from ordinary people!

Not long after, the test papers were distributed. The Uchiha Jonin looked around the audience and said slowly:

"The written examination room for the Chunin Examination begins now!"

All the genin in the room immediately picked up their pens, writing furiously, closing their eyes in deep thought, holding their heads in pain, and so on.

As a top student, Bai Hechou could easily cope with these test questions due to his hard work in studying.

Therefore, less than 10 minutes after the exam started, he raised his right hand and shouted:

"Teacher Examiner!"

"Ok!"

The Uchiha Jonin looked at him and said in a cold tone:

"Do you have any question?"

"I've finished writing, now turn in the paper."

Bai Hechou looked calm and said calmly.

The Uchiha Jonin's expression did not change, he just nodded slightly and said:

"Okay, you can go now."

Bai Hechou didn't say much, left a test paper and walked out of the examination room.

He walked a few steps outside the corridor and felt that there were no eyes around him staring at him, so he whispered:

"Mirror Space!"

The surrounding space trembled, and then Bai Hechou's entire body was absorbed into the space vortex.

Bai Hechou walked a certain distance in the mirror space, then passed through the secret door of the mirror space and threw a note outside.

There are some answers to the exam questions written on the paper, although they are not very standard. If someone answers according to the answers written on it, it will not be a problem to pass.

After Bai Hechou walked out of the examination room.

Bei Liu was sitting on pins and needles, looking at the exam paper with a pained face, feeling that he was doomed this time.

He doesn't know a single question.

He knew every word on the test paper, and after combining them into sentences, he felt unclear.

"Damn it, could it be said that I was eliminated from the first chuunin exam because I turned in a blank test?"

Do I, humble, have no face? !

Beiliuhu was holding his white hair with one hand, feeling sorry for himself in his heart, when he suddenly felt something strange on his arm.

He quickly looked up and saw a piece of paper filled with words quietly pressed under his arm.

He was so happy and wild in his heart that he secretly cheered:

"Who is such a good person? A good person has a peaceful life!"

Well, looking at this handwriting, it seems to be Bai Hechou's handwriting. When did he...

Bei Liuhu thought about it and stopped caring. Nothing else mattered. The key was to survive this written test.

He glanced furtively at the answer on the paper under his arm and copied it.

……

Bai Hechou walked out of the examination room not far, turned a few corners, and suddenly saw Orochimaru with his arms folded, leaning against a wall in the corridor.

He watched Bai Hechou come out with a faint smile on his face and said slowly:

"Mr. Bai Hechou, congratulations on your success and successful completion of this written examination."

"Ah! Thank you. I accept your good advice, Orochimaru-kun."

Shirakawa nodded doubtfully, then looked at Orochimaru strangely and asked:

"Orochimaru-kun, are you waiting for me here specifically?"

"Yes, I have some doubts in my heart, and I want to find out about them from Mr. Bai Hechou."

Orochimaru's face was pale and he said with a firm and calm tone.

Bai Hechou looked at Orochimaru's pale yellow eyes and thought to himself:

It is indeed the case. According to your Orochimaru's character of not going to the Three Treasure Hall without any problem, it is strange that there is nothing wrong with blocking me here.

Bai Hechou put his hands in his trouser pockets and asked strangely in the middle of the aisle:

"Orochimaru-kun, if you have a question, why don't you ask your teacher Hiruzen Sarutobi?

Whether it's from life experience or experience in the ninja world, his knowledge is beyond what I can match. "

"Of course I asked Sarutobi-sensei, but unfortunately the teacher didn't answer my question clearly, so I had no choice but to come to Shirakawa-san for help."

Orochimaru looked at Shirakawa with sincere eyes.explained.

Yep, it really is like this. I was frustrated by Hiruzen Sarutobi, so he asked me about it.

Bai Hechou rolled his eyes secretly in his heart, but said:

"Is it a question that even Sarutobi Hiruzen avoids talking about? Then I'm really interested, you might as well talk about it.

But let me be clear, I am not omniscient and omnipotent, and I may not have the answers to the questions you ask. "

"That's natural. Except for the omniscient and omnipotent God, I don't think anyone in this world dares to say that he knows everything, unless he is a liar."

Orochimaru had a rare moment of humor, and then he said:

"Mr. Bai Hechou once said that time is the greatest enemy in the world, so I would like to ask, is there anyone in this world who has defeated this greatest enemy in the world?"

Bai Hechou was shocked. Orochimaru was really lucky.

In this ninja world, it is wrong to know that someone can live forever, but he is the one Orochimaru can find.

Of course, Shirakawa Chou didn't want to tell Orochimaru the answer to this question.

It's not necessary or beneficial.

Why should I tell you Orochimaru's answer?

Seeing Shirakawa being silent, Orochimaru suddenly burst out with bright light and said in surprise:

"Shirakawa Chou-kun is indeed extraordinary. He really knows the answer. Please give me your advice. Orochimaru is very grateful."

"Well, Orochimaru-kun, you must also understand that all knowledge in this world is valuable. If you want to know the answer, what price can you pay?"

Shirakawa's thoughts were filled with worry, and instead of saying whether he knew the answer, he asked Orochimaru instead.

Orochimaru was stunned for a moment, then nodded in understanding, and said with a calm and poor smile:

"Jun Bai Hechou, I have no money."

“Money is not everything, and the answer to that question happens to be that it is not within the scope of exchange for money.”

Bai Hechou thought in his heart, unless you can come up with hundreds of millions of dollars, I won't tell you the answer.

Orochimaru thought for a while, nodded and said:

"I understand, if you have anything you want, Mr. Bai Hechou, just tell me. As long as it is what I have, I can trade it to you."

"Well, I can keep the deal in advance. One day in the future, I may learn a technique from you, as long as you promise not to hide anything from me at that time."

"A technique...?"

Orochimaru thought for a while and wondered why Shirakawa was so sure that he would exchange a technique with him in the future.

But who can tell clearly what will happen in the future?

As a ninja, you can't tell whether there will be tomorrow. Who can say clearly what will happen in the future?

So Orochimaru agreed without hesitation:

"Okay, this is fine. As long as Mr. Bai Hechou tells me the answer, I will definitely trade a technique with Mr. Bai Hechou in the future."

"Then it's settled!"

Bai Hechou stretched out a palm and said to Orochimaru:

"We swear by high fives!"

"High fives!"

"Clap" sound.

Bai Hechou and Orochimaru high-fived each other and made an oath.

Very good, very good. The immortal mode of Dilongdong in the future is now somewhat visible.

Then, Shirakawa Chou no longer pretended, and said to Orochimaru:

"It's hard to say whether there are immortal people in this world, but I know that there are monsters that can live for hundreds, even thousands of years."

"Eternal life for hundreds of years, or even thousands of years?"

Orochimaru's eyes exploded with light like flash bombs.

Yes, this is it, immortality, mastering the truth of this world, this is Orochimaru's dream.

He hastily asked:

"Bai Hechou-kun, what kind of monsters are they and where are they?"

"The Toad Immortal of Miaomu Mountain, the White Snake Immortal of Dilong Cave, and the Slug Immortal of Shigu Forest."

"Miaomushan, I know this, Jiraiya once told me.

But what he didn't expect was that the foolish Toad Sage that Jiraiya spoke of turned out to be a monster that had lived for hundreds or even thousands of years. "

"But why can they live forever?"

Orochimaru looked up at Shirakawa and asked excitedly.

Bai Hechou looked up at the sky and said calmly:

"Well, it's probably because the power used by monsters is different from the power used by us ninjas."

"no the same?!"

"Yes, those monsters do not use chakra and ninjutsu. They practice senjutsu chakra and use senjutsu."

"Senjutsu Chakra and Senjutsu..."

Orochimaru suddenly realized something in his heart, looked at Shirakawa Chou with burning eyes, and said:

"So it turns out that the art that Mr. Bai Hechou wants to trade with me in the future is an immortal art...?"

"As expected of Orochimaru-kun, he thought of it so quickly."

Bai Hechou gave Orochimaru a thumbs up and a thumbs up, saying without any secret.

Orochimaru is Orochimaru, and he is much wiser than his good friend Jiraiya.

Orochimaru smiled faintly and said with a hint of doubt in his tone:

"But, Mr. Bai Hechou, why are you so sure that I will definitely learn the magic of immortality in the future?"

"Intuition, a man's intuition, my intuition tells me that you will definitely meet some monster or immortal in the future and be able to learn their magic."

Bai Hechou said with certainty, but secretly added in his heart: It's not necessarily whether he can learn it or not.

Orochimaru was thoughtful, touching his chin with one hand, and said slowly:

"Understood, then I'll just wait and see when I can complete this oath with Lord Bai Hechou."

"Ah...hahaha, there will definitely be such a day..."

Bai Hechou laughed, and then briefly explained to Orochimaru the origins of the three sacred places for psychic beasts, toads, slugs and white-scaled snakes.

Orochimaru nodded repeatedly, expressing that he was very satisfied with this transaction.

At this time, Tsunade walked in from the outside. She saw Bai Hechou, her eyes exuding bright and charming colors, and she shouted in surprise:

"Bai Hechou-kun, did you finish the written test so quickly?"

"Ah! The written test this time was a bit simple, but it didn't take much effort to pass."

Shirakawa looked at Tsunade with a sad smile, and his mood became surprisingly happy.

Tsunade jumped to Bai Hechou's side and said with a smile on her face:

"Shirakawa Chou-kun will definitely be able to pass this Chunin exam and successfully become a Chunin."

"Well, then I'll take your advice, Tsunade-hime."

"Giggle, that's absolutely..."

Tsunade smiled like a flower in bloom and asked happily:

"Shirakawa Chou-kun, if you successfully pass the Chuunin Exam this time, what gift would you like, bah, what are your plans for the future?"

"If you plan, you should still carry out the mission. Maybe you can receive a B-level mission."

Bai Hechou blinked his eyes and said with a smile.

Naturally, he wouldn't tell Tsunade that after the Chunin Exams, the next time he did this would still depend on the little assistant in his mind.

The rewards for being an assistant are great, and if the salary is good, it doesn't matter if you continue to be a ninja and become a jounin.

If the big prize drawn by the assistant is not powerful.

Sorry, farewell.

Whoever you want to play this real-life ninja PK game can play it. I’m not interested in it anyway.

However, in front of Tsunade, of course, these words cannot be said like that. Bai Hechou can only say good things about Zhengwei.

"Well, Shirakawa-kun, after this chunin exam, you are one step closer to your dream of becoming a great ninja!"

Tsunade looked at Bai Hechou with her golden eyes and said sincerely happy for Bai Hechou.

Bai Hechou felt a little embarrassed, wasn't it? How long has passed and you still remember this?