I really don't want to be a ninja

Early morning, ninja school.

"Jingle bells"

As the class bell rang, the originally lively classroom gradually became quiet.

"Beep beep beep"

As footsteps sounded, two figures, one large and one small, walked to the podium.

"Ah, he's so handsome."

"Are you a new classmate?"

"This is the man of my dreams."

"Hmph, you're just putting on airs, it makes you feel uncomfortable just looking at it."

Seeing that there was a peer beside the class teacher Nara Shiga, the students in the class immediately started talking.

The girls all have eyes full of spring water and faces full of peach blossoms.

The boys have evil eyes and fierce expressions.

Female students are already a scarce resource with more wolves and less meat, but now there is someone who seems to take it all.

it's worth it

The discussion in the classroom became noisy.

嘭

The head teacher, Shikaka Nara, slapped the podium and roared majestically:

"Everyone, please calm down."

Stop it, bastard

As a class teacher, you cannot be soft-hearted. You must have authority in front of students.

I am a head teacher like Nara Shigao La, don’t I have no face?

The words of the head teacher still carried considerable weight, and the more than 30 students in the class fell silent in a dignified manner.

"This is our new classmate, Mr. Bai Hechou."

"Bai Hechou-kun, please introduce yourself. Don't worry, the students in our class are all easy to get along with."

Nara Shikaka looked at Shirakawa with encouraging eyes. Helping new students integrate into the class is also one of the important tasks of the class teacher.

"Hi"

Bai Hechou responded calmly and scanned the entire classroom.

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Is it easy to get along with? Not necessarily. At present, it seems that at least most of the people here do not welcome me.

Bai Hechou's mind started spinning rapidly.

Introducing myself, what should I say?

Forget it, just do as the Romans do.

Just tell me your name, your hobbies, and any dreams you have.

"I am Bai Hechou. I like many things, but I don't particularly hate anything. My dream is"

"bang"

The door to the classroom was knocked open, and a petite and cute figure with blond hair reaching her back, wearing a half-sleeved T-shirt and a knee-length skirt walked in calmly.

Her charming appearance instantly kills the girls' hearts among her classmates.

"Sorry, Teacher Shigao, I'm late again."

His tone was slow and he said apologetic words without any apology at all.

However, Nara Shikaka had no intention of arguing with her, and even had a tendency to become a dog, and said in a soft tone:

"It turns out that Princess Tsunade has arrived. Princess Tsunade is serious. I believe Princess Tsunade is not late on purpose."

"I haven't started teaching yet. I'm introducing new classmates to everyone."

"Hey, are there any new classmates today?"

Only then did Tsunade see clearly the worried look of Shirakawa standing at the edge of the podium:

He has black hair like ink, sword-shaped eyebrows at the temples, eyes like bright stars, red lips and white teeth, and a face like a crown of jade.

His handsome appearance was like a young bird with bright feathers, exuding brilliant colors and fluttering into Tsunade Hime's heart.

Rou Rou weakly jumped around.

"Ka-kawaii"

She couldn't help but exclaim in a low voice.

Tsunade panicked and smoothed the messy hair on her head, with a cute smile on her pretty face.

"Ah, it turns out it's a new classmate introducing himself, then I won't disturb you."

There was something strange in her big eyes, and she hurriedly ran back to her seat with light steps.

Oops, did my attitude when I came in just now seem a bit bad?

Bai Hechou looked at the big-eyed cute Loli's walking back with strange eyes.

I’ve been in Konoha for so long, and this is the first time I’ve seen a real person.

As expected of you, the only female Hokage in Konoha in the future, the fifth generation Tsunade Hime.

Just a pity.

She and Kakashi Hatake had the same fate, both were destined to be born alone.

"Ah that"

Nara Shikaka looked at Shirakawa Chou thoughtfully: "Shirakawa Chou, Tsunade-san was not here just now, please introduce yourself again."

Shirakawa looked back at Shikaka Nara, not expecting you to be such a homeroom teacher.

However, under the latter's majestic gaze, Bai Hechou had no choice but to say reluctantly: "Okay."

"squeak"

The door to the classroom was pushed open again, and a student who was half a head taller than his peers, with white hair, oil paint on his face, and a brocade kimono walked in.

But it was Bai Hechou's old acquaintance, little white-haired Jiraiya.

"Stop, eh"

Nara Shikaka looked majestic, stared at Jiraiya with piercing eyes, and scolded sternly: "Why are you late again, ah?"

Jiraiya reached out and touched the back of his head, his eyes rolling:

"Ahaha, um, Mr. Nara, I saw an old woman crossing the road on the way to school, so"

"I say this, teacher, do you believe it?"

Jiraiya felt uncomfortable all over as Nara Shikamaru stared at him, and his voice became softer and softer.

Shikaka Nara slapped the podium and shouted sternly: "It's the same excuses every time. Do you think I believe it or not?"

"Jiraiya this is a ninja school remember"

"This is not your home. This is not a place where you can come and leave whenever you want."

"&#"

Nara Shika showed off his homeroom teacher's lion's roar.

He was eloquent and eloquent, and the huge volume not only held Jiraiya in place.

Even the students in the class were so frightened that they sat in silence in their seats.

I was afraid of offending the head teacher.

Jiraiya held his head in his hands, looking like a pig that was not afraid of boiling water, and looked at the female students in the classroom with a sly look.

"Um"

He suddenly realized something was wrong.

Why are the girls looking at me so strangely? Moreover, they are looking at

Jiraiya turned his head and found Shirakawa Shou standing quietly next to Nara Shikaka.

Jiraiya's expression suddenly changed. He pointed at Bai Hechou and said in shock:

"Hey, why are you here? Didn't you say you're not a ninja school student?"

Bai Hechou looked calm, with an awkward yet polite smile on his face.

"Zi, Lai, Ye, are you listening to me?"

Some of the students in this class are not very good.

Nara Shikaka was so angry that he immediately took out a big baby pointer as thick as a rolling pin from the podium under his crotch.

He waved the big pointer in his hand, bared his teeth and claws and roared:

"Do you still want to be a ninja? Do you still want to graduate from school? No matter how many times I tell you, you still don't listen. Why don't you just be a good person?"

"That's all right, Teacher Shigao."

A clear and sweet loli sound interrupted Nara Shikaka's roar.

Tsunade put a hand on her forehead, her eyes secretly glanced at Shirakawa's sad face, and she said solemnly and solemnly:

"Idiots like Jiraiya should try not to make a fuss if they can."

"The self-introductions of the new classmates haven't even started yet. You see, it's such a waste of time."

Jiraiya opened his eyes wide, looked at Tsunade in disbelief, and shouted angrily: "Tsunade, you actually cheated me."

Snapped

The pointer smashed a small groove on Jiraiya's head, and the Nara deer roared:

"Jiraiya, get back to your seat."