I really don't want to be a ninja

In the evening, the sun sets.

Shirakawa, Tsunade and Jiraiya dragged their long figures towards the town that was faintly visible in the distance.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts again. I asked Bai Hechou, did you secretly do something in the lunch box to deliberately make me have diarrhea?"

Jiraiya held his belly with both hands, hanging like a piece of bacon on Shirakawa's flying skateboard.

After hearing Jiraiya's groundless accusation, Bai Hechou didn't feel any fluctuation in his heart, and even wanted to laugh a little.

So he raised the corner of his mouth and said calmly: "If you think it is, then let it be."

Anyway, Jiraiya, now hanging under his flying skateboard, couldn't see himself laughing.

Jiraiya suddenly became furious and said viciously:

"Okay, I knew it was you who did the poison, otherwise I would have had diarrhea all the way. Please give me the antidote, otherwise I will give you endless ouch ouch ouch"

Tsunade, who was flying far ahead with Jiraiya's luggage hanging under the skateboard, couldn't help but turn around and give Shirakawa a sad hug and said:

"Jiraiya, what are you talking about? You are obviously greedy. You ate too much and you ended up like this."

"Are you the reincarnation of a starving ghost? Really, all the good things I gave you were wasted."

How can I cultivate? I haven’t eaten enough myself, but you have eaten them all.

Jiraiya, you are such a bad boy

"Tsunade, I'm so miserable, are you really okay if you still say this about me?"

The expression on Jiraiya's face was extremely aggrieved.

Who am I provoking? It’s me who is obviously miserable.

"Muji Sai, isn't it just a diarrhea? As for you, do you know that when a ninja performs a mission, no matter how painful it is, even if it means risking his life, he must not back down."

Tsunade turned around in front, lowered the flying skateboard to a height slightly higher than Jiraiya, put her hands on her hips, and looked down at Jiraiya heroically.

"I, I, I, Tsunade, you, you"

Jiraiya was so excited when Tsunade, who had a flawless appearance, looked closely at her at close range, that he was so excited that he could not speak.

"Grumpy"

Jiraiya's belly made another bowel sound, and he suddenly screamed:

"Ouch, Bai Hechou, please put me down, I can't bear it anymore, I'm about to shit my pants."

Seeing this, Bai Hechou immediately accelerated and threw Jiraiya into a thick bush in the distance.

Shirakawa Chou and Tsunade landed on the ground, chatting while waiting for Jiraiya to come back from fertilizing the grass.

Time passed for a while.

Jiraiya pushed aside the grass and walked over slowly, looking like a drunken soft-legged crab.

"Bai Hechou, please, come over and help me."

Bai Hechou looked at Jiraiya and felt uncomfortable in his heart.

He couldn't help but look down upon Jiraiya: "Jiraiya, are you still a man? This is all you have?"

"Damn it, Bai Hechou, if I hadn't felt sick to my stomach right now, I would have definitely challenged you to a duel. Can you help me?"

Jiraiya walked towards Shirakawa, cursing.

Shirakawa worried about his whole life and slowly walked up to Jiraiya.

Suddenly, Bai Hechou wiped the ninja tool bag on his back with one hand, a cold light flashed, and a Mitsubishi saber "swish" was inserted into Jiraiya's heart.

Blood splashed out immediately.

"Um"

When Tsunade saw this, she immediately had multiple kunai in her hands and stared at Shirakawa Chou with bright eyes.

Jiraiya's face was full of horror. He looked at Bai Heshou, opened and closed his mouth twice, and murmured, "How did you see that?"

"You don't understand Jiraiya so well. How could he say something like asking me for help?"

Bai He smiled sadly and said indifferently.

This is bullshit.

In fact, it was the other party's eyes that made Bai Hechou suspicious.

Although Jiraiya's eyes were occasionally lewd, most of the time he was still upright and clear.

It is absolutely different from the greed and madness deep in the eyes of the person in front of him.

"What? There is a flaw here."

"Jiraiya" laughed self-deprecatingly, and immediately lost all signs of life, turning into a small mound and collapsing on the ground.

"It's the earth clone"

Bai Hechou thought to himself, turned around and warned Tsunade: "Tsunade-ji, be careful, there are enemies."

"Hi Bai Hechou-kun"

Tsunade held the kunai in her backhand, her eyes alertly paying attention to the situation around her.

She was not an idiot, and she quickly understood that someone was trying to harm her.

Bai Hechou looked around, paying attention to suspicious places such as tree crowns, grass, and mounds of soil.

He looked panicked on his face, but actually he was as steady as an old dog inside.

Tsunade is the crown prince of Konoha.

When she left the village, not only was she secretly protected by a bunch of ANBU, she should at least be guarded by a team of ANBU.

With Tsunade by her side, she was like carrying a super amulet that could protect the gods and ghosts.

Therefore, Bai Hechou still had time in his heart to make random guesses:

"A guy like Jiraiya wouldn't be killed by the enemy so easily, right? He was the European Emperor in the original plot."

It should be impossible to hang up.

After all, with the Anbu taking care of him, he would only suffer some hardship at most.

swish swish

The sound of a sharp weapon cutting through the air came.

Baihe's thoughts were turning anxiously, his body was as fast as a phantom, he jumped repeatedly, snakeskin moved, and threw all the shurikens fired by the enemy behind him.

At the same time, he was alert to where the enemy was hiding.

there

Bai Hechou's eyes were sharp, and his figure still changed positions quickly, and there were already ten more shurikens in his hands.

Go ahead, Pika ahem, Shuriken

Bai Hechou shouted in his heart, and the ten shurikens each drew weird arcs in the air.

Flying into the woods on the left, Bai Hechou saw the black shadow.

Tuk Tuk Tuk

噗

A piece of wood fell to the ground.

Ok

It's a substitute technique

Baihe's face was as worried as water, his eyes rolled, and he shouted: "Tsunade-ji, be careful, the enemy is coming for you."

"Haha, I understand now, but it's already too late."

The figure of a tall, thin man suddenly jumped out of the woods behind Tsunade.

His eyes were stern, his horse face was painted with a large amount of red paint, and he had a hooked nose. The whole person looked sad and ferocious.

The other person was still in the air, and when he raised his hand, a large gray net opened in the air, covering where Tsunade stood.

Tsunade was stunned by the sudden enemy, and she didn't even move.

He was caught by a big net falling from the sky.

"Successful"

The tall and thin man caught Tsunade in a big net before his eyes, and he quickly pulled the rope on his hand, trying to bring Tsunade under his control.

3000 million taels, almost there

"What, this is the situation now, why don't ANBU take action?"

Shirakawa Chou saw that Tsunade was about to be caught by the master man, and he suddenly had doubts in his heart.

If Tsunade is captured, it will be troublesome

Why haven't ANBU taken action yet?

Could it be that he deserted?

Or

Bai Hechou's heart moved, and a thought suddenly came to his mind: Could this be a test for me from the second generation?

Tsunade is the crown prince of Konoha, so she must be extremely cautious about her safety.

In other words, the Anbu that the Nidaime placed next to Tsunade definitely gained his trust and were the best among the best.

Such ANBU ninja definitely has the ability to change the situation in an instant.

"If my guess is right, I'm afraid this is probably what it will be like."

Bai He's heart was filled with worry. If it was a test, what would be the key point of the test?

Ability, conduct, nature, tolerance

But no matter what the test is, you must complete it beautifully.

Bai Hechou looked at the enemy who wanted to capture Tsunade with firm eyes.

咻

Shirakawa's arms moved so fast that he couldn't see clearly. The Mitsubishi saber in his hand had already passed through space and cut the rope that trapped Tsunade's net.

Tsunade suddenly fell from the sky.

Bai Hechou took a deep breath, his hands were as fast as lightning, and he formed hand seals at a speed that no one else could see clearly.

"Art fire escape ho fireball"

Bai Hechou opened his mouth and spat out, and a long tongue of fire streaked across the sky, condensing into a large fireball with a diameter of more than two meters in front of the tall and thin man.