I really don't want to be a ninja

Bai Hechou was panicked when Tsunade saw him.

Tsunade, what's going on?

Could she be thinking

Bai Hechou was suddenly startled, and felt a cold swishing sensation on his back.

"Tsunade, Shirakawa, you are so shameless. You don't even help me deal with the wild boars, but you still eat them here."

a whistle.

Jiraiya's figure fell from the tree, panting heavily, and sat down on the ground.

After running with the wild boar for more than half an hour, he finally outran it and left it without a trace.

Jiraiya was sweating profusely, his face was covered with dust, and his body was covered with broken leaves and sawdust. He looked miserable. He yelled:

"Shui Shui, give me a bottle of water quickly. I'm dying of thirst now."

"Jiraiya, you are covered in sweat and you stink like crazy. Get out of the way."

Tsunade usually looked disgusted with Jiraiya and scolded him unceremoniously.

Jiraiya was immediately frightened and walked away obediently.

Bai Hechou secretly breathed a sigh of relief and gave Jiraiya a thumbs up in his heart:

"Well done, Jiraiya"

Tsunade looked at him strangely just now.

It made the atmosphere weird.

Bai Hechou thought that Tsunade would send a death token if she disagreed with him.

Bai Hechou glanced at Tsunade's neck, where there was a treasure that could be called the King of Hell's sticker.

Except for Tsunade, whoever picks up basically dies.

If the prince hadn't been protected by the Destiny Child's buff, he would have died countless times.

Although Jiraiya said it was very valuable and could be exchanged for three mountains.

In fact, from beginning to end, no one actually made a bid.

Then think of Jiraiya's unreliable character who is always talking about Bupleurum.

I'm afraid the prince was deceived.

Thinking of this, Bai Hechou couldn't help but feel grateful to Jiraiya:

"It would be really troublesome if Tsunade wanted to give this to herself."

So ever.

He cheerfully took out a bottle of happy water and handed it to Jiraiya, and said in a gentle tone:

"Jiraiya, thank you for your hard work. Drink some water first and then eat your lunch."

Jiraiya was now half exhausted and had no reaction at all to Shirakawa's sudden kindness.

He took the happy water, poured it into his stomach, and then let out a long breath:

"Huh, I finally feel comfortable."

then,

He saw Shirakawa Chou and Tsunade eating happily, and noticed an untouched lunch box next to them. He immediately opened the lunch box and wolfed it down.

The three of them had lunch, took a short rest, and then set off to continue their adventurous journey.

This trip to the virgin forest made them understand what it means that life is full of dangers and accidents.

Jiraiya ran to the side to relieve himself, and a tiger suddenly jumped out of the grass and chased him until he was pissed.

Tsunade wanted to pick a delicious fruit that could be eaten. When a group of monkeys saw it, they became furious and attacked them. The three of them fled in confusion.

Bai Hechou stood on the flying skateboard, flying, when a giant eagle suddenly swooped down and hit his head with a powerful eagle claw technique.

Bai Hechou reacted quickly, and a ball of fire shot out. Amid the flying feathers, a large roasted bird fell from the sky.

Jiraiya wanted to run to pick it up and eat it, but Bai Hechou quickly stopped him.

Don’t eat wild animals randomly

It would be troublesome if we caught a virus.

The killing potential of the virgin forest does not stop there.

Poisonous snakes that can jump and fly, poisonous insects that hide without a trace, leopards that lurk in the dark, and wolves that swarm in groups.

When walking in the primeval forest, which is full of dangers, you must pay attention and be careful everywhere.

The three of them stumbled and stopped along the way, and finally Bai Hechou made a discovery late at night.

"Tsunade-hime, wait a moment."

Bai Hechou stopped Tsunade in front of him and stopped by a puddle.

"What's wrong, Mr. Bai Hechou, have you discovered anything?"

Tsunade turned around and came back, flew to Bai Hechou and asked.

"Bai Hechou, why did you stop? We haven't found the monster Enba yet."

Jiraiya looked around, feeling like he didn't find anything, so he asked.

"Look at the shape of this puddle, what does it look like?"

Bai Hechou folded his arms and asked with a heavy expression.

"Hey, can't you tell me?"

"this is"

Being reminded by Shirakawa Chou, Tsunade and Jiraiya suddenly woke up.

The three of them were shocked when they looked at the puddle, which was the size of the Eight Immortals Table and nearly half a meter deep, shaped like a monster's footprints.

"This should be the footprints of the monster Enba. Even if it isn't, it's probably the footprints left by some kind of behemoth."

Bai Hechou nodded, very sure.

"With such a big and deep footprint, the size of the monster Enba must be so huge."

Tsunade made a few gestures with her hands and exclaimed, looking at Jiraiya strangely.

She remembered that Jiraiya's original intention of looking for the monster Enba seemed to be to practice boxing, fighting or wrestling with it.

If he really wanted to fight the monster Enba, how big of a hole would be in Jiraiya's mind?

Jiraiya was confused by Tsunade and said strangely: "Tsunade, what are you looking at me for? Are you discovering my wild charm of being unrestrained and loving freedom?"

As he spoke, he held the back of his head with both hands, shook the ground with one foot, and giggled "Hey hey hey" in his mouth.

"Bang" sound.

Tsunade's fist the size of a red bean paste bag smashed a big meat bag on Jiraiya's head, and said expressionlessly:

"Ba Ge, I just want to see how stupid you are before you come up with the idea of ​​fighting the monster Enba."

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts"

Jiraiya covered the big lump on his head and said angrily, full of grievance:

"I'm just talking casually, why are you so serious?"

"Ba Ge Ma Lu, so people like you are the most annoying. They are not reliable at all. They talk nonsense and have no sense of responsibility."

砰

Tsunade punched again, and a small fleshy bump grew out of the big fleshy bump on Jiraiya's head.

Jiraiya screamed in pain and almost shed tears.

Bai Hechou looked at Jiraiya's dangling look and shook his head inwardly.

Jiraiya, you are so virtuous, you still want to counterattack Bai Fumei Tsunade

There is no hope, just wait for the next life

"Ahem, okay, let's stop joking."

Bai Hechou coughed twice, drew their attention back, and said formally:

"We follow the footprints and I believe we will find the monster Enba soon."

"It's just that it's getting late now, so everyone should be more careful and find a safe cave to spend the night."

"Hi" x2

Tsunade and Jiraiya responded.

Because among the three of them, Bai Hechou is the strongest, has the most stable ideas, and cares most about their food, clothing, housing, and transportation.

So unknowingly, Bai Hechou established his leadership position.

Both Tsunade and Jiraiya were willing to listen to his opinion.

Tsunade glanced at Shirakawa's sad face from time to time, and thought to herself:

"People like Bai Hechou-kun are still reliable."

The three of them got back on the road, followed the footprints on the ground, and gradually approached the location of the monster Enba.

It's just that in the virgin forest, the sky can get dark easily.

After dark, the original inhabitants of the forest become more violent.

and so.

Bai Hechou and the other three stopped in a cave that looked quite solid.

"Art fire escape ho fireball"

According to last night's pattern, Bai Hechou first sprayed a fireball into the cave to drive away or eliminate the beasts and poisonous insects in the cave.

After making sure it was clean, we walked into the cave.

Later, Jiraiya found a big stone, and the three of them worked together to push it out and block the entrance of the cave.

In this way, the three of them felt that their safety was somewhat guaranteed.