I really don't want to be a ninja

My name is Jiraiya, and I am the most handsome boy in the ninja school.

Today I rarely skipped school and ran outside to play with the cute and beautiful little sisters. As a result, I ran into that nasty stinky Bai Hechou who monopolized the little sisters' love.

Later, the kind and innocent self was violently beaten by the hateful Bai Hechou.

By the way, Bai Hechou

At this time, Jiraiya, who was in the ascending stage of his body in mid-air, finally recovered from the temporary blank state caused by slight brain oscillation.

“It’s so damn powerful”

Jiraiya spat, struggling to control his body weight.

He didn't forget that he was still flying in the sky. If he couldn't control his body, it would be uncomfortable when he fell to the ground.

Although he has chakra protection, it is unlikely that he will be injured due to tuberculosis, but it is very likely that he will lie in a hospital bed for a few days.

This was not the result Jiraiya himself wanted.

however

"Little white hair, pay attention, I'm going to hit you, the last blow"

Shirakawa's sad voice reached Jiraiya's ears.

final hit

Jiraiya was shocked. A huge shadow first enveloped his heart and then his body.

Then, Jiraiya saw Bai Hechou's strong figure, his handsome face, and

Bai Hechou jumped up high, performed a somersault in the air, and struck down his heels like a battle axe.

The target was Jiraiya's belly which only had one abdominal muscle.

"Na Ni, you can jump to such a height, Bai Hechou, you still say that you are not a ninja"

Jiraiya cried with grief and anger on his face.

"White River Sad Lion Plays"

Bai Hechou concentrated all his strength on his right foot, and under the influence of gravity acceleration, he struck it down hard with one kick.

There was no need to worry about beating Jiraiya half to death.

In the original plot, Prince Naruto used his ultimate moves all the way and defeated countless bosses, big and small, but in the end he didn't even kill a minion.

It can be seen that the body of a ninja is definitely not simple.

Jiraiya is also one of the three ninjas, so he shouldn't be hurt much if he can take advantage of Prince Naruto's special move in the future.

What, you said Jiraiya is only six years old now?

So what, after all, he is an important supporting role.

"boom"

"puff"

Jiraiya's eyes instantly dilated, his mouth opened as wide as possible, and he spat out a mouthful of last night's dinner.

Bai Hechou was secretly amazed when he saw it.

He was truly a ninja. He received such a heavy blow and didn't even spit out a mouthful of blood.

Of course, it is also possible that he cannot concentrate his power on one point and cannot exert much power.

"It seems that my fighting level still needs to be improved."

Seeing Jiraiya speeding up and hitting the ground, Shirakawa couldn't help but feel a little complacent in his heart.

"It seems that the legendary "Three Ninjas" are nothing more than this."

At this moment, suddenly

"whoosh"

A figure suddenly broke into Bai Hechou's field of vision.

Then, the sound of clothes cutting through the air reached Bai Hechou's ears.

With a snap, Bai Hechou found that his right arm was suddenly grabbed by a slender white arm.

"The younger generations are really scary. The younger generations today are really not simple."

Bai Hechou raised his eyes and looked up.

They found a young man wearing a Konoha forehead protector and a green vest, with extremely delicate features, grabbing Jiraiya's back collar with one hand and his right arm with the other, and fell to the ground calmly.

"The fun is over. A ninja's fist shouldn't be directed at his fellow villagers, please tell me, right?"

The young ninja looked at Shirakawa and Jiraiya, a smile appeared on his delicate face, and he spoke in a gentle tone.

Although his words and deeds are polite, he also has a sense that he cannot be rejected.

"This ninja is no ordinary person."

Bai He felt worried. He put his hands on his hips and looked calm, just being a quiet handsome man.

Forehead protector, green vest

Who knows whether he is a chuunin or a jounin, someone who can't be offended.

If you have big fists, you are the boss. Whatever you say, it's all right.

Bai Hechou decisively chose to follow his heart.

You must understand that it is not easy for a ninja to wear a green vest, at least a chuunin.

This is recognized by the Second Generation Hokage as a ninja who can stand alone.

Hokage certification, quality assurance.

Just asking you if you are great?

Shirakawa Chou knew very well that Shironohara had been in the ninja world for ten years, and he was still a genin until he retired due to injury.

Therefore, you must not miss any ninja wearing a vest.

"How can I agree with what you are saying? People like this who can't even enter ninja school are companions."

Jiraiya crossed his arms, looked unhappy, and said angrily,

"I'm a genius ninja in the ninja school."

This is typical of him who healed his scars and forgot about the pain.

Because the young ninja extended a helping hand, he avoided close contact with Mother Earth and resolved the crisis of serious injury.

Now that it is safe, I will immediately turn my back on you.

"I have never entered a ninja school."

A strange color flashed in the young ninja's eyes.

Children of this age cannot enter a ninja school because they lack the talent to become a ninja.

It is impossible to refine chakra

Or there is a genetic defect in the body

It's a pity that he has such good skills at such a young age.

There was a trace of regret on the young ninja's face: if he could grow up smoothly, Konoha would definitely have one more outstanding ninja in the future.

The young ninja thought about it a thousand times, but he got it completely wrong.

He would never understand that the reason why Bai Hechou didn't go to the ninja school was because of his heart.

Bai Hechou rejected the profession of ninja from the beginning.

The young ninja glanced at Jiraiya and said in a gentle tone: "Since the opponent is not a comrade in the ninja school, then you have no reason to take action."

"He actually started fighting ordinary villagers. Is this how teachers in ninja schools teach students now?"

In his tone, he seemed to be asking a school teacher for some theory.

Jiraiya couldn't help but tremble after hearing this.

He fought with ordinary people and was found to be sent to the ninja school.

Then do you want to hang out in a ninja school?

Do you still want to graduate from a ninja school and become a genin?

And, the most important thing is: he actually lost the fight

Jiraiya can now imagine his homeroom teacher getting angry and furious:

"You can't even beat an ordinary person at Wulu Ba Ge, why are you still pretending to be a ninja and going home to pick up shit?"

"No, no, I can never be brought to the teacher like this."

His eyes rolled, and suddenly a smoke bomb the size of a dragon's eye rolled silently from his arms to the ground.

"Hmm" x2,

The young ninja and Shirakawa suddenly noticed Jiraiya's little move.

"puff"

A burst of gray smoke exploded, quickly covering the entire space.

"Hey, hey, hey, you want to take me back to the ninja school. You are thinking that it's impossible. It's absolutely impossible."

Jiraiya's triumphant laughter came out from the thick smoke that made him unable to see his fingers.

Then, Jiraiya activated the instant body technique, and his body transformed into an afterimage in the air, leaping from the ground to the roof.

He jumped up and down on the rooftops, ran away in a mess, and said loudly: "You bastard Bai Hechou, just wait for me, I will come back."

Bai Hechou and the young ninja looked at each other and smiled knowingly.

This farce is over.