Azeroth Hoag Biography

After drinking a glass of ale, Thassarian's usually serious expression became a little livelier, revealing the vitality that a young man should have. He turned his head and looked at the big man who was chatting with his companion at the beginning: "I just heard that you were talking Can you tell us more about the Jackals?"

"Hey! I don't know what those Dalaran mages think? They even held a banquet for the gnolls. What happened? Those gnolls made a big joke." The big man had obviously been full of it for a long time. "Inside Information" wanted to show off, but his companions did not cooperate with him. Now taking advantage of Thassarian's opportunity to ask for advice, he quickly put down his glass and shouted to the drunken men around him.

"What's going on? What's interesting happened?", "Come on, don't scare people!" Obviously, jackals, as common bandits, don't have a good reputation among human civilians, so everyone is happy to know jackal jokes. .

"I heard! Those mage masters used the best Dalaran red wine to entertain the gnolls. As a result, the gnolls got drunk and acted crazy. They overturned the entire banquet hall!" The big man rolled up his sleeves. , he jumped onto a round table with a wine glass and began to tell the story of Sang Qi going crazy during the dinner to the drinking crowd below. Of course, this story has long been circulated in the market and has been changed beyond recognition.

The big man's story aroused everyone's admiration. Soon the story was coming to an end, so someone asked: "How did those mages handle this matter?"

"What else can we do? They used powerful spells to turn those drunken jackals into sheep! I heard they are still locked in cages." In fact, the ending of the story about the jackals has also been circulated. There are several versions: such as the song and dance version where the gnolls tap dance in the end and become drunk; the disgusting version where the gnolls collectively vomit madly; the hangover version where the gnolls are like wild dogs and cause havoc in Dalaran; and now this big man As said, the mages taught the drunken gnoll a lesson and transformed him into a magical version of a sheep.

But what the big man said was immediately questioned by experts: "Is it true or false? Did I hear that the sheep-changing spell lasts only a few minutes at most? It's been a month and the change hasn't come back? Are you bragging? !”

"Do you know anything about Master Mage? I heard about it from my cousin. His sweetheart is a maid who cleans the house in Violet Castle." The big man was obviously a little drunk, and he said He shouted a greeting to the questioning voice and gave his cousin as an example.

"You're bragging again! I don't know if there are maids in the Violet Castle, but I know that those mage masters have been cleaning the house with magic brooms for a long time! Is your cousin's lover responsible for the mage master's 'personal hygiene'? "The guy who repeatedly questioned the big man simply stood up. This guy was obviously drunk.

"Yes, it's possible! Master Mage is also a man!" Obviously, compared to jokes about jackals, slightly erotic jokes like this are more popular among the spectators, and they all make all kinds of indecent remarks. He gestured and let out an evil laugh that only men can understand.

"Farts, they're all farts!" The big man was obviously irritated by this guy who kept questioning himself and stealing his audience. His eyes widened angrily, and veins popped out on his forehead. He waved his wine glass and pounced on him. The "enemy" on the other side of the tavern.

Thassarian and William finally escaped from the chaotic tavern. Thassarian looked behind him, shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Although the ale here is not bad, these drunkards are really..."

"Looking at the bright side, at least if they fight each other in the pub, no one will care about us evading the bill." William whispered proudly. He obviously regarded evading the bill as a symbol of ability. If you can escape the order based on your ability, why should you feel the psychological burden?

"I thought it was you who was treating us?" Thassarian glared at William dissatisfied. His friend was good at everything, just a little deviant and greedy, but Thassarian didn't plan to go back to a mess now. Tavern, please pay for the drinks next time.

"I'll invite you next time!" William chuckled, and shrugged his shoulders indifferently. Now that he had drank wine and watched the excitement, it was time to go back to each house to find his mother.

"Don't forget to say hello to Aunt Vivian and Leresa for me!" William waved and walked towards the other road.

"Say hello to your parents for me, see you next time!" Thassarian said goodbye to his friends, then turned and walked towards his home.

Thassarian lives with his family on a small farm on the outskirts of the royal capital of Lordaeron. His father Killoren is an elite veteran of the Royal Infantry of Lordaeron. Killoren left Lordaeron a few years ago. , at this time, he was following General Anduin Lothar, resisting the invasion of the orcs on the front line. Now there were only Thassarian's mother and his underage sister at home.

Therefore, as the only adult man in the family at this time, Thassarian must take good care of his mother and sister. This is why Thassarian rarely goes out except for training in the military camp and doing farm work at home.

It was already late at night when Thassarian returned home. It was already dead of night, and looking out the window, the candles in the living room had long been extinguished. It seemed that everyone in the family had fallen asleep.

However, as soon as Thassarian opened the door, he heard a deep female voice suddenly ring in his ears: "Are you going to drink secretly with your gangster friends again? Thassarian!"

"Is it fun to hide behind the door and imitate your mother's speech? Lyrisa? And if you say this, others will think your brother is an alcoholic!" Thassarian smiled slightly. Although the female voice tried to hide it, Thassarian Ann immediately recognized the voice of his sister Leresa. She still liked to make fun of herself. Sassarian thought that although Leresa's behavior was a bit strange, the care from his sister still made Sassarian Leanne was in a happy mood.

"Huh, that's boring! I thought I was pretending to be the same! Can't your reaction be more interesting?" Seeing that she couldn't scare Thassarian, Lyrisa snorted coldly, lit the candle again, and then said to Thassarian made a face.

"Stop making trouble, you should go to bed early. There is still a lot of farm work to do tomorrow." Although Thassarian was in a good mood, his expression was still serious. He lowered his voice and said to Lyrisa.