Konoha's Way of Death

Ruoren finally walked back home alive.

He was lucky enough to escape the pursuit of the women in the female soup, thanks to his age, appearance and superhuman acting skills.

Along the way, he kept avoiding the crowd and tried to take the road with few people.

Before the sun set, after all, he returned home, changed his whole body of wet clothes, and threw his body on the bed, Ruoren finally breathed a sigh of relief.

No one knew he fell into the female soup.

Well, except for that real pervert.

The white hair sounded in a trance, as if someone was thinking.

"Baimao, is it Uncle Hatake or Jiraiya?"

Ruoren twitched the corners of his mouth, it seemed that there was no need to guess about such things.

If there is a place in Konoha where a pervert is being hunted, then 90.00% it is Jiraiya.

If there was a white-haired pervert in Konoha who was being hunted, 90.00% of the time it would still be Jiraiya.

As for the remaining eleven percent?

If one thinks about the crystal ball on the table of the Sandaime Hokage

"Well, we already have those things. Uncle Sarutobi wouldn't risk being chased just to experience a real situation."

"hiss"

Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem impossible.

Ruoren thought in a wicked way.

After lying down for a long time, Ruoren got up and left the house, walking towards Sarutobi's house.

Just after entering the door, Ruoren saw Asma, who was usually crazy outside, standing in the courtyard, looking at him strangely, and did not quarrel with him as usual.

Ruoren suddenly felt uneasy in his heart.

"Tsk, it doesn't feel right."

He looked around and thought carefully again.

What's wrong?

"Xiao Ruoren, you are back"

Sarutobi Biwako brought out the dish and put it on the table, and said, "We can eat when Ritsu comes back. If you want to play with Asma first."

"Let me help you, Aunt Biwako."

If someone said that, they would follow and walk towards the kitchen.

"no need."

While Sarutobi Biwako refused, he pushed Ruoren out of the kitchen: "I've already done it, there's nothing I can do to help you, go out first."

"Ok."

Ruoren shrugged, turned around and came out.

When he walked out the door, he found that Asma was very different from usual.

In the past, this guy would have quarreled with Ruoren long ago, but today Asma is so silent.

This is very wrong.

"You won't get beaten up, or your confession will fail."

If people thought about it, they refuted it themselves.

This guy is the youngest son of the Third Hokage, a proper second-generation official, and everyone in Konoha Village knows everyone. Even if he is a child of a big family, even if he provokes troubles, he will back down and no one will follow him. He cares about something.

Besides, although this guy is rebellious, he is only upset with his father, and he is very sensible outside.

So he confessed and was rejected.

The more people think about it, the more likely it is.

After all, the bear children in this world are really too precocious. They start to fall in love when they are only a few years old.

"Tsk, it's so pitiful, but I can't help you with this kind of thing. Well, for the sake of being so pitiful, I won't give him proper preschool tutoring today."

Thinking like this, Ruoren came to the yard.

As soon as he came in, he found that Asma immediately turned around and looked at him with a strange expression.

"hey-hey."

Suddenly, Asma grinned and smiled strangely, feeling familiar. .

This smile made Ruoren tremble all over: "Hey, why are you smiling like that, do you know that you smile so lewdly?"

Ruoren complained, but Asma was not angry at his words.

This guy is really not normal today

Ruo Ren thought to himself, feeling more and more uneasy.

It stands to reason that if someone said that to him, he would run up to fight with him in a fit of rage, or try to settle it with his fists.

then uh

Get beaten up.

Ruoren shook his head.

"Forget it, forget it. It's not my son. It's none of my business to be dumped."

What if you decide to stay away from this guy, or this guy goes crazy and rushes to bite you?

So Ruoren turned around and left, walked into the corridor, lay down on the wooden board, and stared at the sky in a daze.

As night fell, Hiruzaru Sarutobi finally returned.

Ruoren came to the house, but found that Sarutobi Hirizhan was silent with a dark face.

"Uncle Sarutobi, you look very bad. Something happened. Aunt Biwako found your personal money."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi twitched the corner of his mouth, and cursed with a smile: "You little brat, stop joking around."

Biwako covered his mouth and was laughing.

"Then why are you looking so sad? You were caught peeking at a woman taking a bath."

Ruoren had just finished speaking when suddenly that uneasy feeling reappeared.

"Okay Ruoren, don't make such jokes with the old man, your Biwako aunt is here."

After Sarutobi Hiruzen finished speaking, he suddenly sighed again: "But the thing that bothers me is also related to this kind of thing."

"Um"

Asma, Sarutobi Lake Biwa, and Wakato had question marks on their faces.

Lake Biwa's expression darkened quickly, and Ruoren and Asma only felt that the surrounding air was icy cold, as if winter had come early.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi also sensed that the atmosphere was not right, he coughed dryly and explained: "This afternoon, many villagers came to my place to complain, saying that a white-haired ghost was watching them take a bath."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi said, covering his forehead with a slap, and said with a headache: "This is the third time this month."

"The white-haired pervert is talking about that guy Jiraiya, right?" Biwako looked angry after hearing this.

"Who says it's not." Hiruza Sarutobi continued: "After this guy came back, the number of complaints about this situation has increased several times. Wouldn't this guy hide it when he went to peek?"

"boom"

After Sarutobi Hiruzen finished speaking, Biwako slapped his hand on the table: "What are you talking about? How could a guy like you say such a thing? That brat Jiraiya was the one who led you astray."

Lake Biwa stared at Hiruzaru Sarutobi with a gloomy expression, obviously he knew her husband very well.

"So, has Konoha's education atmosphere become like this now? Why do teachers bring out such students?"

If the person lowers his head and looks speechless, he really wants to complain to the master.

Suddenly, he felt that someone was staring at him, and when he turned his head, Asma, who also lowered his head, was looking at him strangely.

Hey, this guy, it's the third time today.

Suddenly, he felt something was wrong.

Ruoren turned his head blankly and did not look at Asma, feeling more and more uneasy in his heart.

"Hey, I'm not so unlucky. Could it be that this kid saw what happened today?"

If a person suddenly panicked, then he thought about it, he was afraid of a woolen yarn.

It's not like this kid can't control himself.

Thinking about it this way, Ruoren turned around and glared at him: Brat, don't think I can't do anything about you, if you dare to talk nonsense, it's up to me to deal with you.

Seeing Ruo Ren's reaction, Asma curled her lips and said nothing. ,

The atmosphere was silent for a while, and Lake Biwa sighed, apparently not so angry anymore.

"Let's eat." Lake Biwa smiled and said, "Ruoren cultivated Chakra today, come, let's celebrate him."

When Sarutobi Hiruzen and Asma heard this, they immediately turned to look at Ruoren.

"Xiao Ruoren, you didn't expect Ruoren's talent to be so high. I just gave you the training method today. Haha, this talent is much better than what I had back then." Yuan Fei Rizhan was shocked at first, and then his expression slowed down. , but still clearly happy.

Asuma was very excited: "You guys, you are so shameless. You are only three years old, how can you practice chakra?"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Sarutobi Hiruzen again, feeling a sudden loss in his heart.

Obviously he is the son of this guy, and he asked him for a cultivation method, but what he got was accusations.

He also said that he is still too young. Isn’t the guy next to him the same age as him? Why can he cultivate but I can’t?

Seeing the loss of his son, Hiruzaru Sarutobi sighed in his heart, wanted to comfort him, but felt that he would not understand, so he said slowly: "Asma, if people can cultivate, you should try it too. , the way of practice is to find your mother."

Asma looked up suddenly, then smiled.

"Day Cut"

Just as Lake Biwa was about to say something, Hiruzaru Sarutobi shook his head.

Lake Biwa opened his mouth, but didn't say anything.

She wanted to stop it, but she also felt Asma's emotions.

The kid has been holding grudges against his father for being too strict with him.

Other children are accompanied by their father every day, but he does not.

Obviously his father is Hokage, but what happened, only he was blamed.

Today, if a person gets the way of practice, but his share is missing.

Not everyone is as mature as Ruoren. If you don't let him try, even if you reason with him, he won't listen.

Thinking of this, Lake Biwa held back his mouth and raised his head with a smile: "Okay, let's talk about this tomorrow, let's eat first."

Asma regained her mood, but she also completely forgot Ruoren's previous secret warning.

I saw him raise his head, cast a sideways glance, and said very complacently: "Speaking of today's Nutang place, I happened to pass by there today, but I saw something extraordinary."

"Oh" Sarutobi Hiruzen glanced at him with interest and asked softly: "Asuma, did you see anything?"

"Yeah yeah."

Asma was so excited that she almost stood up: "I saw it today."

"Asma"

Ruoren suddenly interrupted his description, looked at him with a smile, and slowly said: "You saw the Yuhi family's blush today. How is it? Has she become more beautiful? Do you think she is suitable? Be my girlfriend”

"ga"

Asuma's face suddenly became stiff, and she kept crying in her heart. The raised half of her buttocks fell back again, and she said in a low voice: "I saw Uncle Jiraiya being chased and killed by the guests in the female soup all over the street today."

"Didn't I just say this?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi glanced at him, shook his head, and the original interest disappeared again.

Ruo Ren also heaved a sigh of relief, although he has reason to say this kind of thing, Hiruza Sarutobi and the others will not define themselves as perverts.

But his three-year-old body lives in a soul of a few dozen years old. It doesn't matter to him if he usually pretends to be stupid and cute, but if this matter is told, he will still be quite embarrassed.

The dining table finally returned to calm.

"I'm starting."

After the four of them finished speaking, they were ready to eat.

Suddenly, a shadow enveloped Ruo Ren.

"Little ghost, you are quite relaxed."