Konoha's Way of Death

The scorching sun is in the sky, but Muye Village is still lively.

At this moment, Ruoren was hiding in a bamboo basket on the corner of the street, propping up the cover above his head with a gap, squinting his eyes and staring quietly outside.

After a long time, a black cat walked gracefully, seemed to pass by him unnoticed, and walked into the alley at the corner of the street.

"good chance"

Ruoren jumped out of the bamboo basket in an instant, grabbed the rope and pulled it, and then rushed into the alley.

Behind him, countless sundries that had been piled up on the corner of the street suddenly collapsed and blocked the entrance of the alley, and the crackling sound attracted everyone's attention.

Ruoren held the bamboo building with both hands, jumped up, and rushed towards the black cat in the posture of a dog snatching food.

The black cat was still walking forward gracefully, as if it didn't notice the situation, and when the bamboo basket in Ruoren's hand fell from the sky and cast a large shadow, it suddenly sped up and jumped away.

Ruoren hit the ground on his face, but he ignored the pain, grabbed the fishing net that had been prepared from the wall of the alley, waved it towards the black cat, and secretly pulled the steel wire attached to the wall before leaving.

The black cat kept jumping and moving in the narrow alleys, avoiding the fishing nets, and occasionally jumped up and stretched out its paws to smear Ruoren's face, like a hooligan molesting a beautiful woman.

Ruoren's face was in pain, not only because of his face landing on the ground just now, but every time this hateful ninja cat touched his face, it would leave scars.

But he didn't care at all, the face of gritted teeth couldn't hide the joy flashing in his eyes.

A large net descended from the sky, covering the sky above the entire alley.It was a fishing net for fishing, and layers of sheets were laid on it to prevent the black cat from getting out of the narrow gaps in the fishing net.

After all, cats are all fluids. Who knows how this species transformed its body into a form that can travel freely in a small space.

This is the No.17 attempt in a month. All the previous methods have been resolved by the black cat one by one. This time he can't let the black cat escape again.

Now, except for the three-story extremely high wall, the sky is completely covered by fishing nets and sheets, and the back is blocked by sundries. This is the best he can do.

After he failed sixteen times, he deliberately chose such a dead-end alley just to narrow the space, so he waited here for three days.

This is already the last way he can find, if he can't catch him, he has no chance.

As long as the giant net above falls and covers him with the black cat, he will definitely be able to catch him.

The black cat kept dodging, then jumped on top of his head, using its strength to sprint to the wall, and then sprinted towards the lower wall in front.

Apparently, the black cat also found the giant net falling overhead, and wanted to jump out before the giant net covered it.

It's a pity that the black cat miscalculated the falling speed of the giant net, and when it just jumped into the air, the giant net had a close contact with it.

After it hit the giant net, it fell even faster.

"Oops"

The black cat made a human voice in horror, as if it didn't expect that Ruoren would arrest him in this way.

"It worked"

Ruoren was overjoyed, threw down the fishing net in his hand, and rushed over again in the posture of a dog snatching food.

According to his estimation, this time he will directly throw the black cat to the ground. After all, the black cat is in mid-air, and there is no way to take advantage of it unless it lands early.

But in mid-air, the black cat can't take advantage of it, even if it accelerates its descent, it can't do it.

Ruoren stretched out his hands, and rushed towards the black cat with a ferocious face, the expression on his face was like a pervert who was about to succeed.

"Hey kid, was it fun?"

Suddenly, the black cat turned over in the air and faced Ruoren.

Hearing these words, the joy on Ruo Ren's face disappeared, and he looked at the black cat, as if he could see a mockery on its face.

Ruoren waved his hands, he didn't have time to think about it, he just wanted to catch the black cat, and then pressed the black cat's paw to force her to sign the contract.

However, he miscalculated.

The black cat turned around in the air capriciously, and threw its tail on Ruoren's face, hitting his nose, making him grin his teeth in pain.

Then the black cat hopped lightly on his waving arms, then hopped lightly on top of his head again, kicking its legs.

"boom"

If someone hit the ground with his face again, he quickly raised his head regardless of the pain.

The black cat jumped into the air again, stretched out its sharp claws on its two front legs, and waved it casually, the fishing net and several layers of sheets were lightly cut open.

The black cat jumped out of the opening and disappeared in mid-air. The falling fishing nets and sheets covered him with a sound.

Ruoren got up, gathered his body and the surrounding fishing nets together, threw them aside, and looked at the slightly lower fence ahead.

I saw the black cat lying lazily on the wall, licking its front paws slowly in the sun.

"Snapped"

Ruoren slapped heavily on the forehead and covered his face, feeling extremely desperate.

"Kid, do you think that I am too simple? You want to catch me in this way. Do you think I am an ordinary wild cat?"

The black cat looked down at Ruoren with a mocking face, and Ruoren was scratching his hair vigorously.

"Ah ah ah, I'm not a ninja, what can I do?"

"Oh, who cares about you?"

The black cat jumped off the wall and disappeared on the other side of the wall.

Ruoren sighed, picked up the sundries piled up at the lower entrance, ignored the villagers' pointing, walked out expressionlessly, and walked towards the Hokage Building.

He tried all the common methods, and the result was already clear, he had to think of a way.

Outside the Hokage building, Ruoren was entangled with the guard.

"Ruoren, you should go back, we can't let you in."

The guard ninja Qiudaomen and Shanzhong Liushui had a lot of headaches. They were very familiar with Ruoren, but even so they couldn't let Ruoren go in ostentatiously.

But Ruo Ren kept talking beside them, and the two felt that there were countless flies buzzing in their minds.

Ruoren was also very helpless, he had said all the good things, but the two of them just wouldn't let him in, not even passing on.

"Uncle, we are so familiar, you don't have to refuse so simply."

"It's different, we know each other very well, but it's our duty to guard the Hokage Building. It's our duty, we won't let you in."

Ruo Ren sighed: "I don't know what to do."

Liushui in the mountains shook his head, and said seriously: "That's not okay either."

"Then can you tell the Sandaime Hokage-sama for me?"

Shan Zhongliu Shui still shook his head: "No, we can't leave here."

Ruo Ren curled his lips and said, "What about lying to ghosts? Wasn't it possible when I came here before? Why can't it be done now?"

Flowing Water in the Mountain coughed dryly, but he couldn't find any reason, so he ignored Ruoren's question as if he couldn't hear it.

In fact, they didn't know why, Hokage-sama suddenly asked people to come down and told them to prevent Ruoren from entering, and even told them not to communicate for him.

The two of them were also very helpless, but he didn't dare to ask, after all, it was their duty to guard the Hokage building, and they would do what Hokage said, and it was better not to ask questions like "why", so he could only ask Ruoren stop.

"Hey, answer my question, uncle, I was able to go in before, why can't I pass the message now?"

Seeing the flowing water in the mountains, Ruoren seemed to ignore this question directly, so Ruoren stretched out his leg and kicked him.

Flowing Water in the Mountain said helplessly: "Okay, Ruoren, don't make trouble, it was possible before, but it's not right now."

Ruoren questioned in doubt: "It's aimed at me alone."

"Of course not, everyone is like this now." Uncle Liushui in the Mountain quickly replied.

"Oh."

Ruoren answered calmly, then pointed to the side expressionlessly: "Then why can they go in?"

Liushui in the mountains turned his head and saw that the Qiudao Gate on the other side was putting two ninjas in.

As if aware of something, Qiu Daomen on the other side looked back, their six eyes met, Ruoren was still expressionless, while the two looked away in embarrassment.

"Hey, if people, they submitted the task, so they can go in."

Flowing Water in the Mountain quickly found a reasonable excuse.

"That's it." Ruoren replied suddenly: "Forget it."

The two of them secretly breathed a sigh of relief. If someone is really familiar with them, and they are really difficult to deal with, if you don't give him an explanation, he will even pester you till dark.

Now it seems that Ruoren seems to have accepted this excuse.

At this moment, Ruoren stretched out his hand, smiled and said to the flowing water in the mountain: "Uncle, lend me some money."

The corner of Liushui's mouth twitched: "No."

"yes"

Ruoren's smile disappeared, and he became expressionless again, with a pair of dead fish eyes staring at the flowing water in the mountain: "Let me in."

Flowing Water in the Mountain suddenly had a headache: "Okay, okay, I'll lend you as much as you want."

Ruoren thought about it seriously, then said with a smile, "Any tens of thousands of taels will do."

"tens of thousands taels"

Liu Shui in the mountain suddenly took a breath of air: "No"

"Okay." Ruoren looked very disappointed: "Then give me a few thousand taels."

"No, you can borrow it from someone else." Shanzhong Liushui waved his hand.

What a joke, your appetite is too big. I thought you could borrow a few hundred taels, but you asked for tens of thousands. Who would lend it to you?

Ruoren's smiling face disappeared again: "Let me in."

"Snapped"

Flowing Water in the Mountains slapped on the forehead, sighed helplessly, reached out and took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket, and said very heartbroken: "This is 1000 taels, hurry up and go."

Ruo Ren reached out to take it, smashed it on his hand, and looked at the flowing water in the mountain with pity: "This can't be all your family property, it's so pitiful."

After finishing speaking, Ruoren still had an expression of lament and pity.

The flowing water in the mountains seemed to see words such as "strict wife management" and "weak and helpless" from his face. In a trance, his wife was shaking a frying pan and looking down at him with a terrified face indifferently.

"Illusion, no, it's an illusion."

He shook his head hastily to let himself recover from the hallucination, and then saw Ruo Ren with a mocking face.

"Smelly brat" Shan Zhongliu Shui gritted his teeth, pointed at the road, and roared: "Get out of here quickly."

Ruoren shrugged, turned and left.