Hogwarts Mental Rehabilitation Center

"Hello Mr. Filch, goodbye Mr. Filch~"

He ran past Filch in a swagger, and Filch didn't even react.

I rushed all the way to the place where the Room of Requirement appeared before. Based on the experience last time, the door opened very smoothly this time.

He buckled a Poké Ball from his belt and threw it into the open space in front of him. A giant squid suddenly appeared on the ground, its tentacles still waving its teeth and claws, very energetic.

Another Poké Ball was taken, and this time a bunch of fish were released.

Ordinary elf balls are actually storage balls and do not have other functions.

"The Peng is so big that it needs two barbecue grills... Let's start with two tentacles for appetizers!"

"It's a pity that Miaomiao doesn't have a good taste...she deserves it! Who told you not to come out with me!"

Pulling out a machete from the nearby shelf, Travis walked to the side of the squid through flexible movement.

"The special move? Cut it in two!"

Travis jumped up with a knife and slashed at one of the tentacles.

Bang!

Puff~~~

The tentacle was broken, but Travis was instantly sprayed with ink.

But it's not a big problem, it can be solved with just one move to clean it up.

After dodging the attack and keeping the distance, he used the levitating spell to lift the tentacles to the grill. Travis hurriedly went to another shelf to prepare the seasonings.

The Room of Requirement is really magical. Not only does it have a barbecue grill and knives, it even has seasonings, which saves Travis a lot of effort.

The tentacle that got onto the grill was not honest, so Travis had to devote some of his energy to using the levitating spell to "put it on the shelf" again when it was about to "escape".

The floating spell is really very practical!

After matching the seasonings, Travis glanced at the motionless fish that had been stunned or even electrocuted to death, then turned to look at the knives on the shelf, feeling a little confused for a moment.

Travis doesn’t know how to cook fish, nor does he like to eat fish. He was so immersed in the pleasure of catching fish that he forgot about it.

"Let me think about it... I'll send it to the kitchen later, don't let it go to waste!"

Having made up his mind, Travis happily brushed the squid tentacles with the sauce he prepared.

"First some ketchup...and then some chili sauce, it's going to be hot~"

"Brush a layer of oil to lock in the flavor of the sauce, and on the back... put some salad dressing, and use both hands to taste~"

"Let's get some more vodka... Well, I guess I should pour the wine first... Forget it, it doesn't make any difference!"

……

After a lot of tinkering, Travis used a knife to cut the thick tentacles to increase the air contact surface and make the sauce easier to taste.

Well, this step should be done in advance, but... the sauce is already mixed to look like a bear, are the details important?

In order to prevent the inside from being undercooked, Travis grilled it for half an hour before stopping. The outside of the tentacles was so dark that it was almost the same color as the charcoal under the grill.

"Ouch! Hot!"

Reaching out to grab it, Travis quickly retracted his claws and used a floating spell to remove the cooked tentacles.

Since the tentacles already looked like a bear, Travis didn't pay much attention to them. He just put them on the ground and peeled off the skin with a knife and started eating.

"Hmm~"

Travis squinted his eyes in enjoyment - there was no smell at all!

Holding a knife in one hand and continuing to cut the authentic squid-flavored squid tentacles, Travis began to prepare the dipping sauce with the other hand.

Prepare the dipping sauce, put a small piece of tentacle in it and dip it before putting it in your mouth.

As soon as he entered, Travis' eyes suddenly lit up.

"It's so... TND tastes terrible!"

"Bah ah ah ah!"

After vomiting for a long time, Travis looked at the dipping sauce he prepared in confusion and gritted his teeth.

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with the dipping sauce I prepared! This meat must not be worthy of my dipping sauce!"

"That's right! It must be so!"

After successfully convincing himself, Travis rolled his eyes and suddenly had a plan on his mind.

"Being happy alone is not as good as being happy together. How can you not share good things if you have them?"

"Headmaster Dumbledore has been working hard for so long. He must not have had midnight snack yet, right?"

With a "filial" smile on his face, Travis used a knife to cut open the entire tentacle and cut all the parts with normal color. Then, he evenly applied the dipping sauce on each piece of meat, leaving no corners untouched. Let it go.

Finally, take out your wand and use the Repair Charm to repair the tentacle shell.

Originally, Travis just gave it a try, but to his surprise, he actually succeeded.

It seems that even the will of the world believes that the outer shell does not belong to the biological category and is carbonized very thoroughly.

After putting everything away and using the cleaning spell to clean the room, Travis came to the kitchen to repackage the tentacle - and eat something edible by the way.

As soon as Travis entered the kitchen, he was stunned. There was someone there, and it wasn't Filch.

"Who are you? Don't you know this is my territory?"

Travis asked as he walked over. When the other person turned around and saw the other person's face clearly, Travis was stunned.

Little Luna.

"So she's a junior high school girl. What's wrong? Are you here for a late-night snack?"

Travis asked while waving to the house elf, then gave the tentacle to the elf and asked the elf to help him pack and dress up.

"It's warm here," Luna said.

warm?

nonsense!Of course it’s warm here in the kitchen!

It not only warms the body, but also warms the stomach~

"I wanted to ask you why you didn't go back to the dormitory."

"Can't get into the dormitory."

Travis:…

The dormitory must be closed at such a late hour. This is completely wrong.

Just as he was about to continue asking, Luna suddenly spoke by herself.

"I don't know who hid my notebook. I've been looking for it for a long time."

Travis realized: "So that's it? So you..."

"I'm a little hungry now."

Travis:…

Girl, your thinking is so out-of-the-box that even a veteran mental patient actor like me can’t keep up.

And you're in the kitchen, you've been sitting there for who knows how long, and now you're saying you're hungry?

etc!Isn't she hungry because of the delicious food I just brought out? !

Thinking of this, Travis instantly became excited.

Just when Travis was about to call the house elf over to cut off two pounds of the girl who knew the goods, Travis... hesitated.

"Forget it, she's still a little girl. Her poison resistance must not be fully raised yet. It would be a sin if something goes wrong."

Giving up on sharing the food with Luna, Travis took out the elf ball and released the giant squid that was still moving on the long table.

This long table is actually not a dining table, but a temporary place for dishes.The dishes prepared by the house elves will be placed here first, and then transferred to the table in the banquet hall using a transfer spell after the banquet begins.

"Do you eat squid?" Travis asked.

Luna looked at the squid and then at Travis: "Eat it directly?"

"After cooking of course, I mean - are you taboo about it?"

Luna shook her head: "I haven't eaten."

Travis:…

Does "never tried it" mean that it is taboo or not taboo?

Do you want to avoid eating it, or do you want to try it if you haven’t eaten it before?

Travis was confused and finally gritted his teeth.

If you don’t eat it, I will!

I'm going to eat squid today. Even if Dumbledore comes, he won't be able to keep it!