City of the Heavens System
Chapter 104 The Embarrassed Daoist One Eyebrow
At this time, Xie Yan had already returned to the room, knowing that nothing major had happened in the past few days, he fell asleep peacefully.
However, he hadn't slept for long when Xie Yan was woken up by a strange meowing sound from the yard.He opened his eyes in a daze and complained in his heart: "What's the matter with meowing like a cat? Why doesn't it sound like a cat!"
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, "Fuck, this is really meowing, there is no cat meowing!" It was only then that he suddenly remembered that the cat meowing outside was actually A Fang pretending to be.
The reason is that when Xie Yan and others were dealing with the plantain essence, the little zombie used some unimaginable methods to tear off the corpse-suppressing charm attached to his body, and then broke a money sword driven by curiosity up.To know that the money sword can attack autonomously after being blessed by the soul-suppressing bell is enough to show that the sword has at least already broken away from the category of magic weapon, which shows its preciousness.
That's why A Fang gloats when he sees the little zombie breaking the money sword, saying, "Breaking the master's money sword is equivalent to destroying his life's happiness!" Such words.
In order to continue to give themselves a "happy" life in the future, and to get a share of the reward, the little zombie agreed to help them secretly get the reward back.
At this time, the two of them and the zombie started the so-called money-stealing operation while Daoist Yimei was taking a bath!
It went smoothly at first, but under the cover of A Fang and A Hao's hard work, the little zombie finally jumped into the room with one eyebrow.
Only after a while, the sound of "呯~!" came from the cracking of ceramics.
It turned out that Taoist Yimei put all his savings in a piggy bank, but the little zombie, after all, had zombies, his muscles were stiff, so he couldn't just put it in and take out the copper coins.So in a hurry, he smashed the piggy bank on the ground hard, then grabbed a handful on the ground and quickly jumped outside.
How could such a big movement be hidden from Yimei Daochang!
I saw that he poked his head out first and said "Woof!" The sound scared A Fang, who was still learning how to meow, and he was quick-witted and anxious, and said indiscriminately: "Master, I am looking for sweet potatoes. !” After speaking, he ran outside in embarrassment.
Daoist with one eyebrow said impatiently: "Hey, what the hell are you doing!?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he subconsciously turned around and looked at the main hall door. It didn't matter. The little zombie was so frightened that he was only one step away from fleeing. His whole body trembled, and even the copper plate he was holding fell to the ground, making a sweet sound. The "jingle!" sound.
"Um!?"
After hearing this sound, Daoist Yimei immediately ran to the little zombie, and then squatted down to see that there were large and small copper plates scattered all over the ground.
Seeing this situation, Daoist raised his eyebrows and didn't know what they were doing just now. He grabbed the little zombie's arm and said in a low voice, "How much money did you steal?"
The little zombie opened his palms in horror and shook his head repeatedly to indicate that he didn't steal anything and didn't know anything.
Daoist Yimei also knew that the little zombie didn't have the concept of stealing money at all. He must have been instigated by his two apprentices, but this can't cover up the fact that the little zombie stole money, so he scolded the little zombie first. : "I don't know?! You also have accomplices!" Then he chased into the yard with a look of anger, but just saw the figures of A Fang and A Hao flashing past the gate.
"Don't go! Don't go!" Yimei Taoist shouted while running towards the gate. Just as he was chasing to the gate, a breeze blew and he suddenly felt cold.He hurriedly lowered his head to see that he just ran out after taking a shower wearing only a pair of shorts.
When he realized this, he quickly shrank back and hid behind the gate, and then shouted with anger still remaining: "Don't call me a thief if I don't dare to steal! Shy-headed turtle! Remember it is Come back from shopping for dinner tonight!"
After finishing speaking, he lowered his head to look at his trousers, raised his head again, looked at the backs of A Fang and A Hao who were gradually going away, and shouted loudly: "Also, I don't want to buy a pair of underwear for me, it's for the money! "
As soon as the words fell, the Taoist priest raised an eyebrow, and vaguely heard the girl's voice. He hurriedly turned his head and saw a young nun leading the way, followed by the head nun and other nuns. At that time, it was too late for him to run back into the house, so he had to hide behind the gate in desperation.
The nun who led the way looked at the house number and said to the girls behind her with a surprised look: "Daoist Yimei lives here!" After she finished speaking, she yelled into the room: "No, no one is at home ?” While speaking, he gently pushed the door with his hand, and the door that was originally hidden was pushed open in an instant.
One of the nuns looked at the empty house with a puzzled look on his face and said, "It's strange why not, someone agreed!?"
The nun who led the way was even more puzzled and said, "Impossible, I just heard someone speak!"
"Is anyone screaming too softly?"
"Come, come, let me shout!"
"One-browed Daoist!..." Just as the nun with a "loud" voice yelled out loudly, the head nun covered her mouth with one hand, and then said with a serious face: "Shhh! No seriousness, how can sincerity do it!"
As he spoke, he made a gesture of a Catholic etiquette, and then walked slowly inside, saying as he walked, "We are only allowed to succeed in this trip, but not to fail! He believes that our Lord is the church, so save!"
All the nuns behind nodded their heads half-understood and responded in unison: "Oh!"
And the Taoist priest with one eyebrow saw that the head nun and the nuns were about to turn a corner, so he quickly stood up from behind the door, and then crawled towards the wall next to him.
I don't know if it was because of impatience or why. I saw him accidentally hanging his pants on the fruit tree planted in the yard, which caused him to lose his balance and fall to the ground. "Ouch!" A painful cry came from his mouth outgoing.
Not only that it was a flower pot, but because he fell off the fence, he heard a crisp sound of "呯!", and the flower pot fell to pieces in an instant!
However, blessings and misfortunes never come singly, the nun who was already almost out of sight subconsciously looked back because of such a big movement, and immediately saw the one-eyed Taoist who fell to the ground.
"The dean is the priest with one eyebrow!" the nun shouted.
The head nun hurriedly came out of the house, and when she saw that Taoist priest Yimei was really at home, she walked towards him with a smile on her face.
She was happy, but the one-eyed Taoist hid her whole body behind the fruit tree in a tragic way, and then looked resentfully at the head nun who was approaching step by step.
At this awkward moment, a voice came from the back room.
"This lady doesn't know, why do you want to do it?" Just as the words finished, Xie Yan strolled out and blocked their way.
The Taoist priest with one eyebrow looked at Xie Yan, and suddenly felt joy like being reborn.Then a series of system prompts came to mind.
"Congratulations to the host for activating the special task: the embarrassing priest with one eyebrow is at this time the priest with one eyebrow is in a state of disappearing, please ask the host to hold the nuns so that they will not be discovered, and at the same time cover the priest with one eyebrow to escape into the house It’s 1000 survival points rewarded for completing the task, which is 80% of the favorability of Daoist One Eyebrow!”
Hearing the task released by the system in his mind, Xie Yan couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, "This is fucking okay?!"
However, the good thing about the mission is that he wanted to get out of the siege, and it is better to pay it back now. The reward is that this is really unintentional.
The head nun obviously didn't have any impression of Xie Yan, so Yu You asked: "This gentleman, is there any?"
"My senior brother with one eyebrow doesn't know why you are looking for my senior brother?" Xie Yan patiently explained.
"Oh yes, can you step aside for a moment? It's me. Important matters need to be discussed with the Taoist Priest Yimei." The head nun obviously didn't trust Xie Yan with such a young appearance, so she continued to speak to Yimei after she finished speaking. Long walk.
But Xie Yan took a step forward to block her, and then said with a "hehe!" with a smile: "Slow down, slow down! I don't know how people who believe in Catholicism can break into a private house without the owner's consent? Breaking in with such peace of mind?"
"This..." Seeing Xie Yan standing in front of him again, the head nun was about to get angry, but when she heard what the other party said, she immediately froze and hesitated, not knowing what to say.
Xie Yan looked at her with a slight smile and said, "Why don't you go out first and then knock on the door again to make it appear that you are more sincere?"
"This..." The face of the head nun suddenly turned ugly. Didn't this obviously slap her in the face? She was about to refute, but Xie Yan had already guessed what she was thinking and said beforehand:
"And I think you are so anxious that there must be something really important and urgent. But there is always something wrong with my senior brother who is talking about these things in casual clothes now, so I asked my senior brother to change it when you knocked on the door. A more formal dress and then discuss it, what do you think of my suggestion?"
After hearing this sentence, the head nun's originally ugly face suddenly improved a bit, but she also knew that she was a bit abrupt this time, and the other party also gave a step down.
Thinking of this, she said with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry that we were rude this time, so we will go out and wait for 15 minutes, and then we will visit again!" After speaking, she led a group of little nuns towards the door. After walking outside, the head nun closed the door again after all of them had gone out.
The one-eyed Taoist priest over here was relieved when he saw that the nuns finally went out, crouched behind a tree, looked at Xie Yan with a grateful expression, and said, "Thank you, Junior Brother, for saving the siege! Otherwise, my old face would be a mess." It's gone!"
As soon as the voice fell, the pleasant system prompt sound came!
"Congratulations to the host for completing the special task: the embarrassing Taoist priest is rewarding 1000 survival points, which is the progress of 80% of the favorability of Taoist priest!"
However, he hadn't slept for long when Xie Yan was woken up by a strange meowing sound from the yard.He opened his eyes in a daze and complained in his heart: "What's the matter with meowing like a cat? Why doesn't it sound like a cat!"
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, "Fuck, this is really meowing, there is no cat meowing!" It was only then that he suddenly remembered that the cat meowing outside was actually A Fang pretending to be.
The reason is that when Xie Yan and others were dealing with the plantain essence, the little zombie used some unimaginable methods to tear off the corpse-suppressing charm attached to his body, and then broke a money sword driven by curiosity up.To know that the money sword can attack autonomously after being blessed by the soul-suppressing bell is enough to show that the sword has at least already broken away from the category of magic weapon, which shows its preciousness.
That's why A Fang gloats when he sees the little zombie breaking the money sword, saying, "Breaking the master's money sword is equivalent to destroying his life's happiness!" Such words.
In order to continue to give themselves a "happy" life in the future, and to get a share of the reward, the little zombie agreed to help them secretly get the reward back.
At this time, the two of them and the zombie started the so-called money-stealing operation while Daoist Yimei was taking a bath!
It went smoothly at first, but under the cover of A Fang and A Hao's hard work, the little zombie finally jumped into the room with one eyebrow.
Only after a while, the sound of "呯~!" came from the cracking of ceramics.
It turned out that Taoist Yimei put all his savings in a piggy bank, but the little zombie, after all, had zombies, his muscles were stiff, so he couldn't just put it in and take out the copper coins.So in a hurry, he smashed the piggy bank on the ground hard, then grabbed a handful on the ground and quickly jumped outside.
How could such a big movement be hidden from Yimei Daochang!
I saw that he poked his head out first and said "Woof!" The sound scared A Fang, who was still learning how to meow, and he was quick-witted and anxious, and said indiscriminately: "Master, I am looking for sweet potatoes. !” After speaking, he ran outside in embarrassment.
Daoist with one eyebrow said impatiently: "Hey, what the hell are you doing!?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he subconsciously turned around and looked at the main hall door. It didn't matter. The little zombie was so frightened that he was only one step away from fleeing. His whole body trembled, and even the copper plate he was holding fell to the ground, making a sweet sound. The "jingle!" sound.
"Um!?"
After hearing this sound, Daoist Yimei immediately ran to the little zombie, and then squatted down to see that there were large and small copper plates scattered all over the ground.
Seeing this situation, Daoist raised his eyebrows and didn't know what they were doing just now. He grabbed the little zombie's arm and said in a low voice, "How much money did you steal?"
The little zombie opened his palms in horror and shook his head repeatedly to indicate that he didn't steal anything and didn't know anything.
Daoist Yimei also knew that the little zombie didn't have the concept of stealing money at all. He must have been instigated by his two apprentices, but this can't cover up the fact that the little zombie stole money, so he scolded the little zombie first. : "I don't know?! You also have accomplices!" Then he chased into the yard with a look of anger, but just saw the figures of A Fang and A Hao flashing past the gate.
"Don't go! Don't go!" Yimei Taoist shouted while running towards the gate. Just as he was chasing to the gate, a breeze blew and he suddenly felt cold.He hurriedly lowered his head to see that he just ran out after taking a shower wearing only a pair of shorts.
When he realized this, he quickly shrank back and hid behind the gate, and then shouted with anger still remaining: "Don't call me a thief if I don't dare to steal! Shy-headed turtle! Remember it is Come back from shopping for dinner tonight!"
After finishing speaking, he lowered his head to look at his trousers, raised his head again, looked at the backs of A Fang and A Hao who were gradually going away, and shouted loudly: "Also, I don't want to buy a pair of underwear for me, it's for the money! "
As soon as the words fell, the Taoist priest raised an eyebrow, and vaguely heard the girl's voice. He hurriedly turned his head and saw a young nun leading the way, followed by the head nun and other nuns. At that time, it was too late for him to run back into the house, so he had to hide behind the gate in desperation.
The nun who led the way looked at the house number and said to the girls behind her with a surprised look: "Daoist Yimei lives here!" After she finished speaking, she yelled into the room: "No, no one is at home ?” While speaking, he gently pushed the door with his hand, and the door that was originally hidden was pushed open in an instant.
One of the nuns looked at the empty house with a puzzled look on his face and said, "It's strange why not, someone agreed!?"
The nun who led the way was even more puzzled and said, "Impossible, I just heard someone speak!"
"Is anyone screaming too softly?"
"Come, come, let me shout!"
"One-browed Daoist!..." Just as the nun with a "loud" voice yelled out loudly, the head nun covered her mouth with one hand, and then said with a serious face: "Shhh! No seriousness, how can sincerity do it!"
As he spoke, he made a gesture of a Catholic etiquette, and then walked slowly inside, saying as he walked, "We are only allowed to succeed in this trip, but not to fail! He believes that our Lord is the church, so save!"
All the nuns behind nodded their heads half-understood and responded in unison: "Oh!"
And the Taoist priest with one eyebrow saw that the head nun and the nuns were about to turn a corner, so he quickly stood up from behind the door, and then crawled towards the wall next to him.
I don't know if it was because of impatience or why. I saw him accidentally hanging his pants on the fruit tree planted in the yard, which caused him to lose his balance and fall to the ground. "Ouch!" A painful cry came from his mouth outgoing.
Not only that it was a flower pot, but because he fell off the fence, he heard a crisp sound of "呯!", and the flower pot fell to pieces in an instant!
However, blessings and misfortunes never come singly, the nun who was already almost out of sight subconsciously looked back because of such a big movement, and immediately saw the one-eyed Taoist who fell to the ground.
"The dean is the priest with one eyebrow!" the nun shouted.
The head nun hurriedly came out of the house, and when she saw that Taoist priest Yimei was really at home, she walked towards him with a smile on her face.
She was happy, but the one-eyed Taoist hid her whole body behind the fruit tree in a tragic way, and then looked resentfully at the head nun who was approaching step by step.
At this awkward moment, a voice came from the back room.
"This lady doesn't know, why do you want to do it?" Just as the words finished, Xie Yan strolled out and blocked their way.
The Taoist priest with one eyebrow looked at Xie Yan, and suddenly felt joy like being reborn.Then a series of system prompts came to mind.
"Congratulations to the host for activating the special task: the embarrassing priest with one eyebrow is at this time the priest with one eyebrow is in a state of disappearing, please ask the host to hold the nuns so that they will not be discovered, and at the same time cover the priest with one eyebrow to escape into the house It’s 1000 survival points rewarded for completing the task, which is 80% of the favorability of Daoist One Eyebrow!”
Hearing the task released by the system in his mind, Xie Yan couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching, "This is fucking okay?!"
However, the good thing about the mission is that he wanted to get out of the siege, and it is better to pay it back now. The reward is that this is really unintentional.
The head nun obviously didn't have any impression of Xie Yan, so Yu You asked: "This gentleman, is there any?"
"My senior brother with one eyebrow doesn't know why you are looking for my senior brother?" Xie Yan patiently explained.
"Oh yes, can you step aside for a moment? It's me. Important matters need to be discussed with the Taoist Priest Yimei." The head nun obviously didn't trust Xie Yan with such a young appearance, so she continued to speak to Yimei after she finished speaking. Long walk.
But Xie Yan took a step forward to block her, and then said with a "hehe!" with a smile: "Slow down, slow down! I don't know how people who believe in Catholicism can break into a private house without the owner's consent? Breaking in with such peace of mind?"
"This..." Seeing Xie Yan standing in front of him again, the head nun was about to get angry, but when she heard what the other party said, she immediately froze and hesitated, not knowing what to say.
Xie Yan looked at her with a slight smile and said, "Why don't you go out first and then knock on the door again to make it appear that you are more sincere?"
"This..." The face of the head nun suddenly turned ugly. Didn't this obviously slap her in the face? She was about to refute, but Xie Yan had already guessed what she was thinking and said beforehand:
"And I think you are so anxious that there must be something really important and urgent. But there is always something wrong with my senior brother who is talking about these things in casual clothes now, so I asked my senior brother to change it when you knocked on the door. A more formal dress and then discuss it, what do you think of my suggestion?"
After hearing this sentence, the head nun's originally ugly face suddenly improved a bit, but she also knew that she was a bit abrupt this time, and the other party also gave a step down.
Thinking of this, she said with an apologetic face: "I'm sorry that we were rude this time, so we will go out and wait for 15 minutes, and then we will visit again!" After speaking, she led a group of little nuns towards the door. After walking outside, the head nun closed the door again after all of them had gone out.
The one-eyed Taoist priest over here was relieved when he saw that the nuns finally went out, crouched behind a tree, looked at Xie Yan with a grateful expression, and said, "Thank you, Junior Brother, for saving the siege! Otherwise, my old face would be a mess." It's gone!"
As soon as the voice fell, the pleasant system prompt sound came!
"Congratulations to the host for completing the special task: the embarrassing Taoist priest is rewarding 1000 survival points, which is the progress of 80% of the favorability of Taoist priest!"
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