I'm a star in a world with elves

Chapter 28: Pichu with a talent defect

When celebrities choose elves, talent is not important, but cuteness and obedience are the most important.

The most common ones here are grass elves, such as kapok balls, lily root dolls, shuttlecock grass, kapok balls, etc.This kind of elves reproduce quickly, are cheap, have good looks, and have a gentle temperament.

But to Xia Menglin, it was like a plant becoming a spirit.

Tang Tang's voice came: "Have you thought of any elf? In fact, I think Lily Root Doll is good, and Miss Evolved Skirt is also a very good-looking elf."

She gave her own advice.

Lily Root Doll is a grass elf that looks like a plant bulb. It has a white face and appears to have no nose or mouth.This type of elf has a good temperament, and its appearance is not bad. Mainly because it is not expensive, it has always been the first choice of celebrities, just like shuttlecock grass.

Xia Menglin has never had any opinion on this matter.

But he wanted to see it again.

"Don't rush."

He continued to select, and some bold elves looked directly at him.

The advantage of grass elves is that they are cute and cute, and can become elegant dancers with a little training.But Xia Menglin wanted to find himself a band member.

He is not someone who would raise an elf in vain, especially since the elf's ownership belongs to the company.Of course it is necessary to squeeze the labor force.

However, Xia Menglin was a little disappointed that most elves did not have hands in their initial form.

Even if there were hands, they wouldn't have five fingers.

Xia Menglin's plan to put together an elf band seemed a bit difficult.

Suddenly, a small yellow shadow attracted his attention.

A Pichu huddled in a corner.

He was slightly surprised as to why there was Pichu here.

More than 100 years ago, Pichu was once the representative elf in Japan next door. He was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people because of his cute and cuddly appearance.Later, Pichu came to the Chinese mainland and multiplied here. It also won the favor of the Chinese people. Although its combat effectiveness was not high, it has always been the first choice for female breeding.

Although the Pichu clan reproduces quickly, its price is not cheap, and because it cannot control its own electric capsule, generally speaking, companies do not choose Pichu as the star elf.

Not only is the cost high, but it is also prone to accidents.

The staff seemed to see Xia Menglin's doubts and explained: "This Pichu is an elf specially provided by the Elf Association. Due to its natural defects, its ability to sense electricity is relatively weak, and there is no electricity in the electric bag."

As an electric elf, the electric bag is Pichu's weapon.

The value of a Pichu that has lost its ability to sense electricity is equivalent to, or even far inferior to, that of an ornamental elf.After all, the ornamental elves can learn powerful moves through training and provide safety.

The reason why this society treats elves preferentially is because elves have special abilities.

However, this Pichu has no ability to sense electricity, so it is naturally impossible for the trainer to choose him as an elf partner.The trainer's elf resources are limited, so they will not be wasted.

The association will not release Pichu into the wild. After all, in the wild, it would be difficult for an incompetent Pichu to obtain food.

Then, providing it to entertainment companies is the most suitable choice.Anyway, entertainment companies only look at elves for their looks.

Xia Menglin was even more surprised: "If there was Pichu, he should have been picked out long ago. Why is he still here?"

Naturally, he also knew how terrifying Pichu's reputation was among the people.

Even Pichu without the ability to sense electricity is still a powerful tool to increase attention, which is of great help to celebrities.

Logically speaking, such a Pichu should be left as the company's signature.

The staff member gave a wry smile: "This Pichu, perhaps because of his talent, has a bad temper and is easily irritable. Xu Ya once spent a day with him and couldn't stand it anymore."

Elves have an IQ that is no less than that of humans, and they also have their own emotions.

To put it simply, this Pichu is different from other Pichus. It has a mental illness and is characterized by irritability.

Celebrities want different elves than trainers. As public figures, they don't have time to educate the elves. After all, they are a group that needs to be enlightened.

It's no wonder Pichu is here and hasn't been picked.

Xia Menglin glanced at Tang Tang, who said softly: "If you choose Pichu, it will be helpful for your development, but as the staff said, the risk is relatively high."

After all, he was not favored in the company. If he picked the wrong elf, he could return it and get another one.

"My personal suggestion is that lily root dolls are better."

Xia Menglin hesitated.

At this moment, Yang Ziqing came over.

"You haven't made a decision yet?"

She held a Poké Ball in her left hand, which she had obviously already selected.

Xia Menglin was curious: "What elf did you choose?"

"It's a kapok ball."

Kapok Ball has a cute appearance and a very friendly temperament. It is a standard ornamental elf.

"Oh, that's good." Xia Menglin was still hesitating.

Yang Ziqing suggested: "If possible, I suggest you choose Pichu. Your personality is so good, Pichu will like you."

He raised his eyebrows. How is his personality?

But from a utilitarian point of view, Pichu is indeed the best choice.

He asked the staff: "I want Pichu to follow me, what should I do?"

"After asking for his consent, just sign a breeding commitment letter."

The so-called breeding commitment is a contract that everyone must sign after receiving the elf.It records the precautions and absolute prohibitions on raising elves. If a violation is discovered, the breeder will be severely punished by law.

This is a legal basis, its value is equivalent to the content of many clauses on the Internet. It may seem inconspicuous at ordinary times, but it is really useful at critical times.

If he fails to sign, the breeder will be deprived of the right to raise elves.

Xia Menglin nodded. The important question was how to convince Pichu.

Elves have an IQ that is not inferior to humans, so relying on deception will definitely not work. Relying on food does not mean that no one has tried.

He thought for a while and said to Pichu: "Will you follow me? Let's fight together and fight in another way."

Pichu is very sensitive.

He looked at Xia Menglin, his body seemed to explode, ready to attack at any time.

Xia Menglin immediately stopped moving.

Although he has no ability to sense electricity, Pichu is quite big. A 0.3-meter-long yellow mouse looks quite big.He couldn't even understand how elves like Pichu managed to avoid scaring others and were even favored as popular elves.

He said: "I am a singer, not a trainer. I cannot direct you to fight. But I can let you learn musical instruments. The battlefield of music is also a battlefield."

Stars are bright, but competition is cutthroat.

In this world where there is no need to worry about food and drink, fighting is not necessary.But this is an important way for elves to realize themselves, and elves also have the need for self-realization.

He is eager to fight.

Xia Menglin continued to confuse: "I still need a bass player, or a ukulele and an electric guitar. They all treat you as a pet, which is disrespectful to you. Follow me, we will be a team."

A band of one man and elves.

Tang Tang, who was on the side, glanced at Xia Menglin, the Elf Band, luckily he could figure it out.

Apart from anything else, it would be difficult for elves to learn music theory.Humans cannot understand Elvish.

But Tang Tang didn't intend to say anything.

What's wrong with putting together a band? The band can also have a mascot.Even forming a band to bind Piqiu and Xia Menglin together to increase their recognition is also excellent.

The most taboo thing for celebrities is the sameness.

With a cookie-cutter personality, a cookie-cutter face, and cookie-cutter works, why should the audience remember you?

Products all know how to differentiate, and celebrities should do the same.

Pichu nodded.

He didn't know what "another way of fighting" was, but he longed to fight.

It didn't matter even if he failed, he hated that he was not even qualified to fight.

Pichu's agreement surprised the staff. When Xu Ya, the first lady in the company, chose Pichu reluctantly, he was forced to be subdued by the Poké Ball before being taken away.

However, despite being surprised, the work that needs to be done still needs to be done.

"This is the Poké Ball. I will give you a copy of Pichu's breeding information. You must treat him well."

Xia Menglin nodded.

Yang Ziqing on the other side expressed her congratulations and said half-jokingly: "Teacher Xia, if your band is short of people, you can consider me."

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