Naruto's unboxing maniac

A group of children, photographed by Morikawa Shinichi's lewd power, stood up tremblingly and took out the money they had saved to buy ninja toys from their pockets.

Seeing them lining up obediently and seeing the thickening banknotes in their hands, Morikawa Shinichi had a smile on his face.

After squeezing the last one or two out of the pockets of this group of people, he shouted to the boys who lowered their heads and did not dare to look directly at him: "You all must remember this. Tomorrow at noon, we will line up to hand over the rest." Protection fee, do you know?”

"know."

Listening to the feeble shouts of the boys, Shinichi Morikawa frowned and shouted: "Didn't you eat?! I didn't hear it!"

Sensing the dissatisfaction in Lord Morikawa's tone, they immediately raised their heads and shouted: "We know!!"

That's right!Now Morikawa Shinichi, in their eyes, is an out-and-out devil.This guy not only beat them up, but also robbed them of all their money and threatened them to pay protection fees every month.

Although these children didn't know what protection money was, they still knew that Morikawa Shinichi's actions were no different from robbery.

"Ok!"

Shinichi Morikawa walked out of the alley while counting his money.Hirakawa Haruto looked at his back, his mind unknowingly became active again.

Today's first task was completed, and he did it very well. He no longer had to worry about money in the future.

Then it's time to carry out his second mission, to find some houses with historical traces or famous ninjas, and see if he can step on a piece of shit, ah!I should say see if you can find anything.

In fact, what he didn't know was that a silver-haired ninja had witnessed the entire incident from beginning to end.

"A very interesting brat, with nimble dodging, skillful application of kunai, and precise thrusts. His moves are always on target, but he is very measured about his power. He not only taught those brats a lesson, but also did not injure them. .”

brush!

A cloud of smoke was left on the spot, and the man disappeared instantly.

BOMM! !

Morikawa Shinichi was counting the money happily when a cloud of smoke suddenly burst out in front of him, making him stunned on the spot.

Isn't this the legendary teleportation technique? ?One of the advanced three-body techniques that only Jonin or ANBU members can master!

"Ha..., haha..., hello, uncle!"

Looking at the jounin with silver hair, a long robe and a delicate face, Morikawa Shin paused and put his left hand holding the banknote behind his back without any trace, and then pretended to be dumbfounded and said hello.

Hearing Morikawa Shinichi call him uncle, the silver-haired handsome boy has black lines all over his head. This hateful boy, I really want to tear his mouth open!

"Hey! Boy, I just saw what you did in the alley. As a Jonin, I feel it is necessary to educate you. Let you know that collecting protection money is illegal. , robbing a fellow villager is even worse." The handsome silver-haired man said with a righteous expression.

Forehead--

Morikawa Shinichi took out his left hand, divided out half of the banknotes, handed it to him, and said, "Take it."

Luo Li talked a lot, not because he wanted to make a fortune from me.But not to mention, those little brats are really rich. There are less than 20 people, but they actually contributed nearly 1 taels to him.According to the memory left behind by his predecessor, 1000 taels in Naruto is almost fifty taels.

Sister coins.

The silver-haired handsome boy looked at Morikawa Shinichi, who had a look of disdain on his face and took out a handful of banknotes, and his body trembled with anger.

who is he?He is the direct disciple of Hokage. He graduated from the Ninja School at the age of 6, was promoted to Chuunin at the age of 11, and was promoted to Jonin at the age of 14, Jiraiya-sama!

What's more, he wasn't Tsunade who was doted on by the First Hokage when he was a child and inherited Senju Hashirama's bad gambling habit!How could I be bribed by this brat!

"Hey! Kid, do you know who you want to bribe? I am the most selfless person in Konoha, Lord Jiraiya!"

"what?!!"

Morikawa Shinichi looked like he had seen a ghost, looking at Jiraiya standing in front of him in disbelief.Because this silver-haired handsome guy was really different from what he remembered.

Not to mention other things, it’s just that he looks like a handsome guy, and that wretched and lustful uncle is not the same person at all, okay? !

"What's that look in your eyes!" Jiraiya looked at Morikawa Shinichi with a confused expression and couldn't help but growled.

He found that he came forward just to be angry.There was no picture of Morikawa Shinichi hugging his thigh with an expression of admiration, only that damn expression that made people want to punch him a few times!

Surprised, Shinichi Morikawa asked the furious Jiraiya, "Is there anything else?"

"Uh..., no..., no more."

"Oh."

Morikawa Shinichi bypassed Jiraiya and continued to search for the treasure chest according to his own ideas.

"Asshole! Do you think I'm transparent? Or do you mean you don't know me?"

Jiraiya dodged and blocked Morikawa Shinichi's way again.

"Uncle, are you okay? If you are really okay, please give in, I'm in a hurry." Morikawa Shinichi looked at Jiraiya who was standing in front of him and said in a calm tone.

In a hurry, in a hurry, in a hurry, these three words kept echoing in Jiraiya's mind.

Could it be that I, Jiraiya, have been so miserable?Any kid can tell me that I'm in a hurry.

"Ahem, it's like this. Master Jiraiya has to go on a mission and needs a guard. I think you have a unique skeleton and you are a unique expert, so I decided to let you go reluctantly. Join me on this mission.”

Jiraiya pretended, as if I am optimistic about you.

"No interest, bye bye!"

Morikawa Shinichi once again bypassed Jiraiya and walked out of the alley.

"Hey, hey, hey! Are you going to go peeping, or in the women's bathhouse? We can take turns, let's think about it!"

He really had no choice. Recently, Konoha organized a severe crackdown. He had already been caught once. If anyone caught him peeping again, he would definitely be beaten to death by Tsunade.That's why he needs a helper to avoid his untimely death.

pat!

Jiraiya saw that Morikawa Shinichi stopped suddenly when he told him about peeping in the women's bathhouse.

hey-hey! !As expected, they are of the same kind, but it's a pity that this boy has lost a little weight, otherwise he would have had the same demeanor as he did back then.

Morikawa Shinichi didn't stop because he wanted to peep in the women's bathhouse, but in his mind, when Jiraiya finished his words, the cold and ruthless electronic synthesized sound sounded.